Chapter Two

Heero stopped hitting his head against the wall when his mother said she'd put him in the basement if he kept it up.

His mother went into the kitchen to get the camera.

Duo smiled at Heero and whispered. "Wow. No wonder you have no friends."

Heero glared at him. "I have no friends because I threatened to kill them."

Duo laughed. "You sure they didn't kill themselves? I mean, no offense, but you're one ugly kid. I've seen pieces of poop cuter than you."

Heero smacked Duo with his nun chucks. Duo began to scream as Heero's mother came back into the room.

She quickly ran to him. "What's wrong? What happened?"

Duo pointed to Heero. "He hit me!"

Heero's eyes widened. "No, I didn't! I was just showing him my nun chucks and I accidentally hit him."

"Liar!"

"No I'm not!"

Heero's mother looked at the two boys trying to figure out who was telling the truth.

She believed Heero's story and gave them both some decorated cookies.

She set them up for a picture when there was a knock at the door.

"Oh boy, Heero! Another friend." his mother left to answer the door.

"Oh joy..." Heero rolled his eyes.

"Hey Heero! Where's your room?" Duo asked.

Heero looked at him. "Out the back door, to the left, in the next yard, right by this big pit bull. Don't worry. He won't bite."

Duo scratched his head. "Gee, you must be so ugly that your mom wants you sleeping out with the neighbors dog."

"Yes. That's it..."

Duo shrugged. "Whatever. I'm going to check it out."

"Have fun."

Duo left and Heero shook his head.

"Idiot."

"Heero, come meet your new friends." his mother went into the living room.

Heero sighed and went to meet the little dorks.

There stood two small Asian kids, looking rather, well, mean.

"This is Wufei." Heero's mother pointed to the boy, "And this is Merian." she pointed to the girl.

The girl made a face. "I'm Nataku not Merian you cow."

Heero's mother laughed it off. "Isn't she cute?"

-Stupid little kid- she thought.

Heero glared.

Wufei and Meiran glared back.

Heero's mother sighed. "Well don't just stand there Heero. Say hello to them."

Heero began to wave but when his mother turned her back, he instead flipped them both off.

Wufei's' and Meirans' eyes widened.

Heero smirked.

"Heero? Where is Duo?"

"Um... bathroom."

"Oh."

Heero hoped the neighbors dog would eat Duo in one chomp.

No mess, no worries.

Knock Knock!!

"More friends." his mother cheered.

Heero made a mental note to get back at his mother for this.

What was it she was allergic to? Strawberries?

Heero's mom looked at her wrist watch and gasped. "Oh no! Look at the time. Heero, you look after your friends while mommy gets ready for a party. Answer the door when someone knocks. Can you do that for mommy?"

Heero was about to protest when his mother gave him 'The Look'.

He looked at the floor and nodded.

"Great!" she smiled and went upstairs.

Heero looked at Wufei and Meiran.

Silence.

The backdoor was heard and Duo soon joined the group of kids. His costume was some what torn.

He glared at Heero.

"I hate you..."

Wufei and Meiran began to talk to one another.

"What should we do?" Meiran asked.

"We'll play it cool for now. Then, when we leave, we'll steal their candy and put an ancient Chinese curse on the ninja wannabe." Wufei replied.

"Can't we just beat them up now? I can take them."

"No. We must be patient. Besides, his mother may tell our parents. "

"The ultimate dishonor." Meiran gasped.

Duo raised an eyebrow. "What's their problem? Can't they speak English?"

Meiran glared at Duo. "Stupid American child"

Duo blinked. "Yeah well, orange chicken to you too."

Heero tried to keep his sanity in place. He was going to have to if he wanted to get rid of these punks.

Knock Knock!!

Heero opened the door where a group of little kids stood and said trick or treat.

Heero glared. "We ran out of candy." he slammed the door.

Duo fixed his costume. "So, when are we going to go? All the candy is out there for our taking! Let's go!"

"We can't." Wufei said. "We must wait for an adult so that we may go together so as to stay out of danger."

"Well I'll be! Chow Mein speaks English!" Duo blinked. "What are you suppose to be anyways?"

Wufei looked up proudly. "I am a high scholar kung fu master."

Duo looked at Wufei. He was just dressed up in an everyday Chinese outfit. "But where are your weapons?"

"A kung fu master needs not of these things."

Duo picked at his ear. "Right... and who are you suppose to be?"

Meiran smirked. "I am dressed as an American kid, raised to go door to door on October thirty-first to collect candy from those who celebrate this wicked holiday."

Heero and Duo blinked a few times.

Duo shook his head. "You Asians are weird!"

Wufei snorted. "You are a dumb pig. I laugh at you. Hahahahaha!"

Duo leaned to Heero. "And here I thought YOU were the freaky one."

Knock Knock!!

Heero opened the door and almost had a heart attack. He fell to the floor, gasping for air.

Duo and Meiran looked over to see a girl with long blonde hair dressed as a cat and someone under a bed sheet, obviously a cheap ghost.

Duo pointed to the girls head. "What the hell are those?"

The girl blinked. "They're cat ears."

"Not that, I meant your-"

"Who are you?" Meiran looked at the ghost.

The ghost moved a little. "I'm... huh... Quatre Winner. Is this , um...the house where we are suppose to meet with the other kids?"

Duo looked at the sheet. "You okay? You sound scared."

"Well... there was this giant monster outside and he said roar!"

All the kids raised an eye brow.

The cat girl shook her head. "I'm Dorothy Catalonia. This is Quatre's first night out on Halloween. I don't think he gets the whole thing."

"Ah. So what's up with your costume." Duo turned his attention back to Dorothy.

"What about it? Isn't it cute?" she smiled.

"Actually, what are those things on your eyebrows? Are they like some sort of cat thing?"

She looked at him angry. "Those are my eyebrows!"

"Oh, they are? Well, I'm sorry you were born like that."

Dorothy went to slap him but Meiran stopped her.

"Ignore him." she said. "He just a dumb pinhead."

Dorothy glared at Duo. "Before this night is done, I will kick your sorry butt. Got that, orphan boy?"

Duo stuck his tongue out at her. "Yeah right caterpillar brain."

Wufei kicked Heero whom was still on the floor. "Get up. You're an embarrassment to all men."

Heero slowly stood. He looked at Dorothy and wanted to cut those things on her head, off. What kind of little girl was she?! Those things aren't normal!

Quatre walked inside the house and looked around. "I like your guest house. Where's the pool?"

Heero stared at Quatre. "This ain't no guest house."

"Oh. Well, where's your butler? I'm a little thirsty."

"We don't have a butler." Heero said getting annoyed.

"You don't? Why not?"

"Quatre, remember what your dad said? These people are what we like to call poor and minium wage crop workers. They're only here to serve us." Dorothy said.

"Oh."

Heero and Duo glared. Wufei and Meiran didn't seem to care.

"I'd like a soda pop please." Quatre said.

"Get it yourself." Duo rolled his eyes.

"Hey, trailer trash, get him a soda pop!" Dorothy yelled.

"I am not trailer trash!" Duo yelled.

"Yes," Meiran agreed. "First he must have a trailer in order to be trailer trash but, he doesn't even have that."

They both laughed.

"Shut up!"

"What's trailer trash?" Quatre asked.

"It's some one who-" Wufei stopped and looked at Quatre, still under the sheet. "Never mind."

"At least I don't have twinkies for eye brows!" Duo yelled.

"Well at least I don't have to salvage for food!"

Heero smirked. At this rate, he wouldn't have to kill them. They'd kill one another first.

"Shut your mouth!"

"Shut yours stinky!"

"I do not stink!"

"Stop all the fighting!" Quatre cried.

"These Americans." Wufei laughed.

"I am not American! I'm English and he's Arabian!" Dorothy yelled.

"He's pretty white for an Arabian." Merian said.

"I'm confused." Quatre looked at the floor.

"All of you shut it!"

"Freaky girl." Duo teased.

"Say that again." Dorothy glared.

"Freaky girl, freaky girl, freaky girl!"

"Ah!" Dorothy jumped on Duo.

Duo screamed. "Ah! Get this thing away from me!"

Merian and Wufei laughed.

"This is more fun than I thought it would be!" Wufei laughed.

"Let's point and laugh, yes?"

"Okay!"

"Don't just stand there talking about fried rice!" Duo cried. "Help me!"

Heero smirked to himself. This was turning out to be an interesting night.

Duo ran by with Dorothy on his back.

"Shut up poverty!" she yelled.

"You're a big meanie weinie!"

Very interesting...

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Ok, what's you think so far?

Hehe. Funny Duo... fried rice...