[Grin] I know what you all are thinking. "Why the hell are you taking so long to update this?!" Well I don't know!! Don't yell at me!!
Anyway, here you are I update now.
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I slowly woke up to the feeling of something wet being dabbed on my forehead. Upon opening my eyes I came to see that it was Legolas who was dabbing my head, which happened to be in his lap. I looked up at him and arched an eyebrow, "Um, hello." I said.
"How are you feeling?" he replied. Surprisingly I felt almost no pain whatsoever, except for something bugging me on my right arm, nothing.
"Why no I hurt?" I asked pushing his hand out of the way and looking up at him. I heard Cherice's answer from in front of me.
"Well you see, Legolassy healed you with his nifty Elvin healing powers! I never knew they could come in such handyness." I let this information sink in a little, before sitting up and looking around.
'EEEE!' I thought, 'Where the HELL AM I?!'
Then I realized that this loverly place was probably the brig of that East India ship. This ship was a lot nicer than the Pearl, a lot shiner. Looking around some more I realized something strange. There were three cells, and in each cell were two people. And this was strange to me because the math didn't add up. Last time I had checked there were only five of us, Legolas, me, Cherice, Jack, and Melissa. See? Five.
Melissa and Cherice were in the cell to the right of me, Legolas was in the one with me, and Jack with the mystery person was in the cell to my left.
I stood up and noticed the sleeve from my shirt was missing, "What happened here?" I asked pointing to my bare arm.
"'Ello lass, glad to see you're up." Jack replied getting up and snaking his arms through the bars of his cell. "Look down at yer arm."
I looked at him for a second; he smiled weakly and jerked his head down. I felt kinda bad about calling him a dumbass with a stick at that moment.
Dropping my eyes to my arm I noticed that the sleeve of my shirt was wrapped around it. 'Oh,' I thought, 'This is why my arm is bugging me.'
I quickly untied it to reveal a good sized 'P' burned into my arm.
"AWWWWFUCK!" I yelled throwing the cloth to the ground. "My mother is NOT going to like this." I looked up as the mysterious figure stood up and started to come out of the shadow. I think I kind of lost it at that point, "AND WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!" I screamed pointing to it.
The figure stepped out of the shadows to reveal a very familiar face. He smiled a little as he stuck his hand through the bars for a handshake and replied with, "I am William Turner. It's nice to finally meet you, well meet you awake."
I stared at him wide eyed as I took his hand and shook it. I then started to giggle, "Tee hee," I said pulling my hand back, "Blacksmith hands."
He looked at me funny for a moment and then said, "How did you know?"
I smiled, "Lucky guess. ANYWAY!" I yelled making Will jump, "Can someone tell me what the hell happened?"
Everyone turned and looked at Jack. I could totally see that one coming.
"What?!" Jack yelled pulling his arms back and putting them
up in his defense. "I didn't do anything!"
"Oh just shut up and tell her what happened." Melissa said from behind me.
I turned around just in time to see Cherice smack Melissa and say, "Stupid, how can he shut up and tell her at the same time?"
Melissa smacked her back and said, "Shut up, Jack answer the question."
Everything was silent for a moment as Jack soaked up this conversation and tried to make sense of it.
"Jack-" I said walking up to him and turning his head to face mine, a surprising action on my part. "I have a P burned on my arm. Would you care to tell me why this is?"
He looked a little uncomfortable for a second and shook his head out my hand. "Well lass you see, because you were sailing with a pirate these lovely gents here who locked us up, decided that you also are a pirate. That's why you have you have that P on your arm. See? I have one too." He pulled up his sleeve and pointed to his arm.
"Yes, I know." I replied shaking my head.
"Since you seem to know a lot, would you mind telling me why that guy standing next to you looks an awful lot like me?" Will asked as he walked over to stand back in front of me.
I scratched my head and looked from Legolas back to Will trying to come up with a good explanation. Cherice luckily came to my rescue. Sorta.
"I TOLD you! You guys are twins from different plains of existence."
Everyone looked at her like she had a giant bug on her head. "You know, I am not even going to try and comprehend what the bloody 'ell she just said." Jack replied from behind me.
I turned back around to face Will's confused-er-face. "Past life." I said simply.
"What?" he replied.
"Past life. Legolas is your past life." I said tilting my head. If this explanation was too much for him, too bad because that was the best I could do at the moment.
"Ah. I like her explanation better, much easier to understand." Will said looking over to Cherice. She scowled at me as she does not like being bested over within the presence of sexy men.
I looked around at everyone for a second. "Hey, are we all branded?"
One by one everyone lifted their sleeves and presented me with loverly Ps on their arms. Even the lovely Elvish skin was branded.
"Thanks a lot DUMBASS WITH A STICK!" I yelled slapping Jack through the bars. Obviously my remorse for calling him that earlier dissolved like butter in a hot pan.
"No lass, I have a sword-" he replied pointing to his side. He looked down and said sadly, "Oh wait, no I don't, they took it." He slumped his shoulders as he turned around and sat down.
"AND THEY TOOK LEGOLAS' BOW!!! HIS BOW MELISSA! HE IS NOTHING WITHOUT HIS BOW!" Cherice yelled from behind me jumping up and down.
I turned and looked at Legolas who was looking slightly frightened.
Then I got an idea.
"LEGOLAS!" I screeched. Said elf jumped a little and turned to me.
"Yes?"
"Listen, I want you to tackle me." I said bracing myself to the floor.
"Excuse me?" he replied looking a little surprised at my request. I don't blame him, I mean how would YOU respond if someone just yelled at you and told you to tackle them?
"Tackle me, I have an idea on how we can get ourselves out of here. But you have to tackle me!"
You see, it all makes perfect sense. If you remember whenever one of us girls tackled a character, we would travel to another place. From mine and Melissa's math room to the forest of Middle Earth to the Pearl. And since the sailors from the East India thing had made the mistake of putting me in a cell with Lego it only made sense that he tackles me.
"But I don't want to hurt you." Legolas replied putting his hands on my shoulders and straightening me up.
"Well, if you tackle me we can get back on the Pearl, remember how you got from the forest to the ship? Melissa tackled you!" I yelled getting a little impatient.
"Yes! That might work!" Legolas cried letting me go.
"NOOOO!" Cherice cried, "DON'T TACKLE LEGGY!"
"She's right," Legolas said looking down at me. "I might hurt you, why don't you tackle me instead?"
I saw Cherice slap her head in frustration.
"Can you please tell me what the hell is going on?" Will asked.
"Shut up boy, the lass is going to get us out." Jack said standing up and slapping Will over the head.
"HEY!" Melissa cried from the other cell, "Don't hit him you big evil pirate!"
Will looked up at Melissa and his expression softened just a little. Why this was, I was not sure. Unfortunately I was about to find out. Ok, that kinda didn't make sense but so far none of this has, just keep reading.
"So you fancy the dear William aye?" Jack asked sounding slightly amused.
"Your damn right I do," Melissa replied looking manic. "He is a righteous dude. And he's sexy too!"
Will had acquired this sort of schoolboy in love look. It was freaking me out just a little bit I can tell you that much.
"You like her back?" I asked.
"Uh huh." He replied.
"WILL! What about Elizabeth?!" I screeched.
He then took on this sad look, and it made me sad. I mean he looked so lost and upset, it almost made me cry. That is until he answered.
"A fatal rat attack, I have never been able to look at cheese the same way since."
And no one said a damn thing.
"Right well." I said turning to Legolas, "Let's just go now before things get really weird."
I got myself ready to go crashing into the blond elf, but immediately stopped when a loud screaming cat like noise filled the air.
"WAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" it cried. I turned to see it was only Cherice flailing her arms around. "I need to give Legolas his good luck kiss!!!!"
I groaned. Cherice could be SUCH an ass sometimes. Legolas walked over to Cherice and started kissing her through the cells.
"Urk!" I grunted as I crossed my arms and turned my back to them.
"Hello lass." Jack said smiling cheekily. "Where's my good luck kiss?"
"Up your ass," I replied sneering. "Have fun trying to find it." There was no way in hell I was going to kiss him. At least that's what I wanted to think. I mean come on people, he was really hot. Kinda.
"Please?" he gave me that puppy dog look as he said that. "Just a little one. I promise I won't disappoint you."
People. It is a KNOWN fact that I cannot resist the puppy dog look.
"Fine." I replied. Jack broke out into a giant grin.
He opened his arms wide and stuck them through the bars, "Commere." He said smiling.
I walked up to him and he wrapped his arms around me, well the best you can do from a jail cell. "Touch my ass and consider your nose bitten off." I sneered in his face.
"I can deal with that." He replied his smile never faltering. Hmm. That sounded clichéd.
"Ok-what-how d' we?" I stuttered, I honestly had no idea what the hell to do.
"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST KISS THE DAMN MAN!" Melissa screamed.
I opened my mouth to say something witty and incisive but was cut off by Jack's mouth.
I hate to admit it, but he actually kissed me quite nicely. A little hard, but hey-I'm not complaining.
And only when Will coughed loudly did I pry myself away from Jack.
"See?" he said. "That wasn't so bad was it?"
"Nuh uh." I replied rubbing my lips together.
"Alright Legolas-" I started as I turned around. Unfortunately the scene I met when I did was kinda scary.
Legolas and Cherice were ferociously making out through the bars. Poor Melissa was standing there staring at them in awe and maybe even a little fear.
'LEGOLAS!" I screamed stomping my foot. He quickly detached himself from Cherice and turned to face me in time to scream as I tackled him to the ground.
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[girly scream]
[laugh hysterically]
Can YOU imagine Legolas screaming?!?!?
It's a funny thing
