Chapter 5! Hurray! * Throws confetti * It took me awhile to put the 4 chapter up because when it updated it only got to the point where she was pretending to be Battiousai (sp? To lazy to look it up -.-). So then I had to remove the chapter then upload it again then wait. So if you only read to Battiousai part then go back and read it again! It's actually getting into the plot then! Now bring on the fic! Oh yeah and thank you for your reviews that's the extra boost I need to keep writing.

Kaida came running up the mountain even though the pains of the pots were still in her knees. She started to pant and saw Hiko still lying there and yet his smirk never leaved his face. She crossed her arms and looked behind.

"Can't you walk any faster?!" She yelled angrily at mountain. And old man poked along as he slowly came up the hill as his walking stick echoed on the mountainside. He finally reached to where Kaida was. She sighed. He hunch over and pushed his glasses up.

"Young lady your knees have blood on them. Did you know that?" He said looking up at her still holding his glasses.

"Yes I did but that's no point! Don't you see a man laying over there?!" She said through her teeth and pointing to Hiko with both arms.

"What man?" The man said looking from side to side still holing on to his glasses. She placed her hands on his head and turned it in the direction of Hiko. "Oh I see." He hobbled over there to Hiko. She poked him with his stick. Then started to poke harder. Kaida walked over to the old man.

"Well?" Kaida said looking down at him. He raised his stick behind his head and with great speed he hit Hiko. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" Kaida yelled almost blowing the man head off with her great yell.

"This man is a heavy sleeper." The man said still poking him. With one more poke he turned to Kaida. "He's dead." He said and started to hobble away. Kaida withdrew her hand back smacked in the back of the head with her back of her hand.

"YOU IDOT! He's still breathing! How can he be dead?!" She said glaring at the man. He stopped for a minute then turns around with his finger in the air and had a huge smile on his face.

"By George your right!"

Kaida raised an eyebrow. "Who's George?" She said then scratched her head.

"Never mind that! Help me drag him into the house." He said and hobbled over to hut.

"WHAT?! I can't drag him alone he probably ways a ton!" Kaida said clenching her fists.

"Try hard. I see you ate potatoes." He said hunched over looking at the left over of the potatoes.

"Yeah we did. Or more like he did he ate them before I could get to them." She said crouching down again and putting her arms under his. She pulled back as hard as she could. She moved him a couple of inches but her strength gave out and she slid into more pots causing them to break. "This is going to take awhile..." Kaida mumbled as a she stood up dusting herself off. She had pains all over her back. She could feel the blood dripping down her back. She sighed.

"Do all my clothes have to get blood on them!" She yelled.

"It's alright Kaida-dono. Well go to town soon and I'll I buy you a new kimono."

"What heck?! Kaida-dono?!" She queried and looked down at the now Hiko sitting up and had smile plastered on his face. Not a smirk. A smile. "Hiko are you alright?" She said getting down on her knees.

"Hiko? My name is not Hiko that it isn't!" Hiko said pointing up to the air.

"That it isn't?! What the cr*p!? Are you all right? Maybe that fall damage your brain or something." Kaida said putting her hand on his forehead. "As if it wasn't damaged enough already..." She mumbled.

"I am quite fine Kaida-dono. My name is-"

"Why is there mud on the roof?" The old man said interrupting Hiko.

"Erm...No reason...." Kaida said putting her free hand and put her finger in her mouth and started biting on it.

"Are you my Mom?" Hiko asked still smiling and had his eyes closed. Kaida eyes went wide she yanked her hand off of his forehead.

"No!" She yelled. "I mean, I'm in the witness protection remember? And you're protecting me. Remember?" Kaida said biting her finger a lot harder now. It was surprise she could talk though it. He looked up with his eyes like he was thinking.

"Nope!" He said simply and smiled.

"Okaaaaaaaaaaaay. Can you get up and fallow me that hut?" She said pointing behind her.

"Okay Kaida-dono!" Hiko said jumping up and started to walk over to the hut. Kaida stood up and walked beside him.

"Hey old man!" Kaida yelled putting her hands around her mouth. "He's standing up. I think you can examine him now." She turned to Hiko. "Okay Hiko your going to go in there and this man is going to tell you what's wrong and fix it okay?" She said looking up at Hiko.

"But Kaida-dono I told you that I am just fine that I am and my name isn't Hiko it is-"

"Hurry up! I'll die before you guys get here!" The old man interrupted from inside the hut.

"I'll wait out here while you go in there. Okay?" Kaida said gesturing as she talked. Hiko smiled big and nodded.

"Okay!" Hiko said and walked in. Kaida leaned against the hut and slid down the wall and sighed.

"I hope the big guys okay. Cause if he's not then I'm dead." She said and gently pushed back her black as ash hair. "So boring. Couldn't my hair be red or blonde or even brown?" She said to herself. She closed her violet eyes.

Take care of those eyes. They will be the only thing that will set you apart from others....

Kaida shook her head violently trying to get her father's words out her head.

"Did he have to say the 'only' things that set you apart?" Kaida said crossing her arms.

CRASH!

"What the heck?" She said springing to her feet and jumping inside that hut.

"Kaida-dono! Don't let the scary man get me!" Hiko said and ran behind Kaida trying to hide behind her because he was so much taller then her. Kaida raised an eyebrow.

"What now?" She said crossing her arms. The old man slowly hobbled out of the hut.

"He has Stud-itis!" The old man produced. Kaida narrow her eyes.

"First of all. He's not at horse! Second of all I'm not first!" Kaida said throwing her arms out.

"No, it means you're allergic to potatoes." He said pointing the staff up in the air. "For a couple day's he will act a little off..."

"What do mean off?" She said narrowing her eyes at hunched man.

"Well he might forget who he is like you see now. Or one day he might think he's a mass murderer." Kaida's eyes went as wide a watermelon at the murderer remark.

"Hehehehehe. But that's usually a very uncommon state. He will most likely just act off and then he will return to normal." The old man said hobbling past them.

"Wait! Isn't there some meds you could give me?" She said reaching for the old man as if to pull him back and make him stay.

"Nope!" The old man yelled back and he was gone.

Kaida put her hand to her forehead and shook her head. "What am I going to do?"

Hiko eyes met with a fluffy kitten. "Here kitty kitty!" He said and then took off after the kitten. Kaida turned around and saw no Hiko.

"Oh shoot! Where'd he go!"