ndLast Chapter people! And just to be a nice little author, at the end of the chapter I will do review replies.
See you below!
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"But LAAAASS!" Jack squealed, "I don't want ye to leeeeeave." I turned and looked at him. He had a pained look on his face, but I wasn't falling for that one. Not again at least.
"Well Jack I am so sorry about that. But I am not going to stay here and be your semi permanent cabin winch." I replied saucily. Cabin winch my ass.
"Mel-" Melissa whispered nudging my side, "Mel, its cabin wench. Not winch."
"Shut up." I whispered back. Ok. Cabin wench my ass.
"Ok but anyway." Melissa started, flinging her arms, "It was said that all we have to do to get back to our time was run into each other, all of us. Me, you, Will, and…the pervy You fancier." Melissa looked behind me with a strange look.
I turned around to find Jack sneaking up behind me with a determined look in his eye.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I yelled.
"Nothing! I swear!" Jack replied jumping to the side and looking quite surprised. For some reason I really didn't believe him. Again.
"YOU LIE!" I screamed coming at him. "What were you doing?! I am a very pissed off she-woman and I am NOT in the mood for your CRAP!"
Jack got a kind of weird little smile on his face and said, "You want to know? You really want to know what I was about to do?"
I growled and hissed in reply. "Tell me."
Jack raised his eyebrows and sauntered up to me. "I was going to do this!" He said as he latched his two hands squarely upon my ass and pulled me up to him.
"Remember Jack, cup-don't grab." Melissa said smart assed like behind me.
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!" I screamed not being able to take it any more. "YOU FIRST!" I pointed to Jack.
"Aww, come, come lass. This is proba'ly the last time I am ever going to see ye," Jack whined trying to sound really upset.
"Yes, and this is the last time I will ever see the ocean, if you don't mind I would like to savor it while I still can. If you don't unclasp your hands from my butt right now, I will unleash the greatest terror upon you that you have ever seen, you will not be able to sleep for years." I seethed in his face.
Ooh, I do love being threatening.
"But what about that li'l kiss down in the brig those few weeks ago?" He asked looking smug.
Oh, he had me there. While I did enjoy it, I don't think I should have done it. Ok I KNOW I shouldn't have done it. My mother would throttle me if she ever found out. So what did I do? I pretended like it never happened!
"What kiss? I never kissed you. Why would I kiss you? All you have ever done to me is grab my ass and make disgusting passes at me!"
Jack looked hurt. He pulled his hands off my behind and took a step back.
Now I know what you all are thinking. (again, yes I know. I know all) STUPID MARY –SUE! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY THE SEXINESS THAT IS JACK! You guys don't understand do you? Not every character in a story ends up with the sexy guy at the end.
"Well, about you two getting back." I heard Will say from behind Jack.
"Yes, let us just do that…" Melissa said backing up.
"Bye bye Jack." I said backing up also.
"Eh, I never really liked ye that much anyway lass." Jack whispered at me as he grinned devilishly.
Of course, that pissed me off, which made tackling into him that much more fun.
"JACK! YOU ARE A STUPID-" I started, beginning to run.
At the same time Melissa and Will took off at Jack too.
"-AND I WON'T MISS YOU AT ALL!" I screamed as we all went crashing into him.
Right before I poofed out, I thought I could distinctly hear, "I might."
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"Adding the matrices is quite simple. In fact- Mel? Melissa? Do you two want to stand in the corner?"
I lifted my head from my desk and looked around. Judging from the look of my teacher and the heavy feeling in my eyes I had been asleep for a good thirty minutes.
"Sixteen men on a dead man's ship." I said rubbing my eyes.
"Excuse me?" Mr. C. said.
I shook my head and looked up at him. "Nothing. Sorry I slept. I had a long night last night. The Math channel was having an all night marathon on parabolas."
"Yea," Melissa cut in yawning. "I guess we just couldn't pass that up."
"Right, well try and stay awake just a little bit longer, class is over in five minutes." Mr. C. said looking proud.
I yawned and stretched a little as my math teacher continued with the lesson.
"I had the weirdest dream." I said turning to Melissa.
"I did too. Jack Sparrow was in it. With wishes, and ships, and going poof." She replied scratching her head.
I stared at her. "Mine did too! And…Cherice, with Legolas!" I hissed scratching my arm.
"Wow, I guess we are kindred souls. Having the same dreams. Yea I think we can consider that a little more than coincidence." Melissa whispered back.
"Yea," I breathed looking ahead.
"You were a really big jerk to Jack." Melissa said after a moment.
"Meh, he deserved it. Dumbass with a stick." I continued scratching my arm. "God! What the hell is up with my arm?!" I looked down at my forearm and saw right above my wrist, the letter P burned into my arm.
"Melissa," I said holding up my arm to her face. "Something tells me that something really weird has happened here."
Melissa opened her eyes wide and looked down at her own arm. "This is SO cool! We have Ps burned into our arms! Do you know what this MEANS!?"
"Yea, that my mother is going to kick my ass when I get home." I replied sullenly. Then it hit me. Everything I had just dreamt had been true.
"OH MY GOD!" I yelled startling the teacher and several half asleep kids.
"I KNOW! LET'S MAKE ANOTHER WISH!" Melissa screeched. "I WISH-"
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Ok guys, it's quite obvious that I am probably going to write a sequel. Yes, it will be under Pirates, and next time it might have a better plot. (This one, as you read in the beginning chapter, doesn't really have one. ((For all those who pointed that out, DUH! I knew that.)))
Just give me some time on it!
Ok on to the review replies!
Oh dear, that's a lot of reviews…here I go!
Anonymous-I am glad the story stuck with you, I like having that effect on people! [gloats]
Wolfeblayde- I am really sorry that your sense of humor differs from so many in the world. Thanks for reviewing!
Theatrefreak41- [sighs] it's the people like you that I love writing for. I agree that people should just say what's wrong with the story in a mature way instead of bashing it like there is no tomorrow. Thanks for thinking my story is that good! Love you! [kisses!]
Black Pearl- You already know what I have to say to you, and if you have a problem with someone defending me, you have a problem with yourself. Back off of my friends. But thanks for your reviews!
Lalaith Luinil- This was just supposed to be a silly story for people's entertainment. Not a Pulitzer Prize winning novel. Thank you though for the suggestions, when I write my next English paper I will look back on this review to help me.
Taghdach- OMG! LEIK yOu ArE So FeELINGS HurTiNG! It reflects on a person who reviews a story and then bashes the author because of the reviews that are left. If you want to call something shit fine, that's your opinion and I respect that. But a review whore? Please, I am just a regular whore. Let me ask you a question, would you read a story with 10 chapters and 2 reviews? No? I didn't think so! [Lights your shoes aflame] BURN BABY BURN! Thanks for your review!
Ca-some people enjoyed it. I don't ask that people enjoy it. I want people to read it and give me suggestions on how to improve. Like you did. I will keep these suggestions with me and apply them to my next story. (Or try to)
Margarine Wazoos- I was putting people in their place? Hmm. Hey! Are you trying to show me up with your superior vocabulary? Oh no! Hide me! Big words! And for your information I am nine and a half! [sticks out tongue] Thanks for your review!
Lover of Red Death- did you mean pathetic? Because I don't know what pathitic is. Thanks for your review!
Captain Sparrows Pet- yay! Go me! And he truly does stream them rays. I think I might have to go soak some of them up! Love ya!
Aki Hisui Queen of Nameks- you know that reviews are for commenting on the story right?
Sirius-is-mine- Yea, I will get over it. I would love to get away from the world…ahh for fan fiction. As you can tell your hope is coming true. I will write another…it's just when…I know not.
BoogerWomanx10-Hey g-yarn. Since your review was SO unique I will write a sequel. Ok so that's not the only reason, but hey! I am doing it!
Underneath Mia- Me? A great writer? Awww thanks! Yup sequel definitely cool. Cooler than ice! Love ya!
Budist-monkey-posse- NICE NAME! I like being original. You know? I did quit fan fiction for about a week. And then realized I can't live without it! Sequel will be a' comin! Love ya!
Bamssk8chic- Thanks. Funny is all I ask for.
Mickjaggerasfrankandalex-nothing gets me down! Except waking up early on a Saturday!
Mike Iller- first off, Jack's character was never in character in this story, which was the point. I know that Legolas' name means Greenleaf, thank you very much. Did someone forget I read the book? My basic overall comment on your review is, this was just a fanfic that was supposed to be funny and entertaining. People don't want to think so much when they read stories like that. So please, get an imagination. Thanks for your review!
Saydee27- YAY! I am really glad that I can brighten people's days with just a chapter of a story! Hearing stuff like that brightens MY day! Love ya!
Sesshoko Queen of Hell- queen of hell eh? Wanna come rule with me? I am the queen of everything Elven and pirate like! I like your charisma! You are now my official Bitch-Identifier! You run around town seeking those who are bitchy and all around BITCHES! LOVE YA!
Mystiquehottie8-and as for YOU. You are my official DEFENDER! You wander the streets defending people who are bashed and flamed and laying on the side of the street feeling helpless and alone! YAY FOR YOU! I think everyone should just get along and be nice to one another, treat others as you would have yourself, you know? Eh. We will get them one day! LOVE YA!
Runaway kid- Leggy good. At least that bit can be interesting!
Morningstar Devereaux- WOO! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the pms bed today! Thanks for your review!
Roberta-Thanks! Reviews like this make me feel all warm and mooshy inside!
X-XvampiressX-X- I soooo love being fucking hilarious! It's like fucking awesome! I would be HAPPY to keep writing!
Crazy llama- misadventures that are crazy are my specialties! Love ya!
Veriawen-edhel- Mel and Will together? Nooooo. Jack would kill people. Thanks for loving my writing! LOVE YA!
Angelkeety-Oh don't hurt me! If you bite my ass off I can't sit and if I can't sit then I can't type! LOVE YA!
Harry Potter's crazed stalker- I present to you the "most times a person reviewed in a row" award! Congrats and thanks so much! Love ya!
Chibiathena01- why thank you SO very much! I thought a lot of people would find that too "inappropriate" for them. Oh well! Glad you liked it! Love ya!
Sugaricing-yes, Legolas screaming is VERY funny! And you are just too strange for words! I LOVE YOU!
Reflective velvet-yea, don't you just HATE it when that happens? LOVE YA!
LadyAkhana- oh no! Don't die! You will miss the final chapters and that would be worse! Love ya!
The Jade Princess- Thank you! Yea I know Jack was different, it's just EVERYONE made him be this funny, charming, polite yet roguish kinda guy. I had to make him a bad guy, just once! Love ya!
Jeanna- A classic?! Really?! COOL! [does a dance] catfight? Another? In the sequel I might have to go for something a little stranger than that! LOVE YA!
Elrohir lover- Oh my god! I love Elrohir too! Thanks for your love…here's mine in return! Love ya!
Sweet Ak- aww you are just SO sweet! Love ya!
Bananagurl- love your reviews! Flamers evidently didn't really like the story as much as you thought it should be liked but oh well. You are my biggest fan?! Wow! You aren't the first person to say that, but every time I hear it I am just blown away! Love ya!
SoccerGurl- me update!? Ok. Love ya!
First of the Geeks- MELISSA IS SUCH AN ASS BUT WE LOOOVE HER SOOO! Chapters are great I know, I know don't tell me! Love you MUCHO!
Rogue misfit marauder jedi- Woo! That was a mouthful! Thanks for the review! Your kinds always cheer me up no matter what! Short and sweet! Love ya!
Story TellerJS-eat…cheese? Randomness is sometimes the best stuff. As long as it's written in the correct format! Love ya!
Pirates- if I were to quit writing chapters I would think some very scary hate mail would begin appearing at my door. Love ya!
Civeta- everyone is all like "this is the funniest" and every time I see it, I just go SQUEE! I love hearing that people enjoy my stuff! Love ya!
Nightfox The Gypsy- I am so happy that people are falling over laughing. It's just too cool beyond anything, I give you permission to use the line! Go have fun! Love ya!
Tabby Kitten-The pervy thing kinda makes him a little more appealing for some reason…Love ya!
CleopatraVII- as usual? Cooooool. Thanks! Love ya!
Captain Miss- You really like it?! Wow. I still have a hard time grasping the fact that people find my writing funny. Thanks! Love ya!
Obsessed with orli- Cherice I think we are all obsessed, but you my friend are the queen.
Kuramasgirl556- Thought your stories were the shiz! I will have to review them though…yea…LOVE YA!
Lemluvspirates-OMG! Lem! That is my alter ego! Cool! Thanks for the popcorn and Jack stickers! They went to good use! Love ya!
Lena-one of the funniest?! My god this really takes some getting used to! Thanks! Love ya!
Jashi- well cool yours was not only the first actual review but also the first kinda flame! LOVE YA!
All right people! Thank you all SO much for your reviews! They were appreciated SO much!
Catch you all later! And be on the look out for the sequel! Due out in maybe a month or so!
LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCHO!
Mel
Aka
The Second Geek
