Chapter Six

"So Sally," Wufei held her hand again, "What are your turn on's, hm?"

Sally laughed uneasily.

"Uh, why do you ask?"

"I'm just a curious young man is all."

"Heh..."

"Wait!" Duo shouted. "Stop!"

"What is it? What's wrong?" Sally looked around.

"Look!" Duo pointed to a sign in front of a huge house. "Ten pounds of candy? Wow! Let's go!"

As Duo began to walk up, Sally grabbed him by the collar of his costume.

"Not so fast Duo. Did you read the rest of the sign?"

"Hell no! Why should I? I only understand that one part, ten pound bag of candy!"

Hilde walked up to the sign and pointed to the letters as she read.

"Ten pound bag of candy to whomever MAY make it to the front door. Beware. Enter at your own risk." she turned to look at Duo. "Which means, young braided idiot, that there is a catch."

"Meaning...?" Duo shook his head.

Hilde sighed.

"Meaning that you probably have to go through a maze or something."

Duo shrugged.

"So? Let's do it!"

Heero fumbled for his gun and cursed when he realized he left it at the old woman's house.

"I think a cousin of mine lives here." Dorothy said.

"You know someone who lives in there?" Catherine asked shocked.

"I know lots of people." Dorothy smiled. "Of course, they're not like you, living in run down homes."

Trowa raised his hand to grab a knife when Catherine stopped him.

"Not now, dear brother."

Trowa looked disappointed but nodded.

"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Duo shouted.

Sally shook her head.

"We're not going. I know this house and if I'm correct, some of my friends may be here. I don't want them to see me like this."

"Aw, quit being a whining bitch." Duo said. "You damn teenagers and your need to 'Fit In'. Who gives a crap if they see you? Just kick them in the balls and say Fuc-"

Hilde covered Duo's mouth.

"Shut up." she whispered.

"Mhph! Mhmmph maph!" Duo tried to push her off.

"Shh. I got an idea. Play it cool." Hilde let him go.

Duo blinked a few times but listened, curious as to what Hilde had in mind.

"Come on." Sally said, "Let's go."

Wufei shook his head at Duo.

"To know a man who speaks such foul language in front of a woman, hmph." he turned to catch up to Sally, "I can't even look at you."

"Aw shut up!" Duo rolled his eyes.

"-I swear I will kill you when there is no one present. That is the moment I will wait for. Haha haha!-" he walked off.

Hilde went next to Duo and pointed at Wufei confused.

"What the hell is fortune cookies' problem?"

Duo shrugged.

"The hell if I know. I think he caught that SARS thing."

"Ah."

~~~

"So I was like, not uh, and he was like, yes uh, and I was like, no! And he was like, YES! So I was like really? And he was like, totally #@!$%^^&^$#@!!" Lady Une smacked herself. "So last year my dog was- Oh hi Zechs and Noin!"

Noin felt the urge to walk in front the next car that drove by.

-No wait- she thought -I would rather push HER into the next car that drives by hehe-

Zechs saw a broken piece of wood with a nail sticking out on the side walk as they walked towards Trieze's home.

Maybe if he can somehow make it look like an accident...

"Oh thank god!" Noin cried. "We're here!"

"And we're still alive!"

Zechs and Noin cried from happiness.

Lady Une blinked confused.

"Why am I here? Who are you two?"

Zechs and Noin ran towards the back door and banged on it.

"Let us in! Oh for the love of god, let us in!!!" they cried.

The door slowly opened and revealed a surprised Trieze.

"Uh..."

Noin hugged Trieze.

"God bless you!" she kissed his cheek.

Trieze blinked a bit confused.

"Um, your welcome?"

-Who knew throwing a party would make her so happy?- he thought.

Zechs and Noin rushed in the house to get lost in the groups of people before Lady could find them.

Trieze smiled when he saw his girlfriend.

"Hey Lady!" he called.

"I'm Susan." she replied darkly.

Trieze rubbed his hands together.

"So sorry Susan. Please come in."

Lady- er, um, Susan, walked up to him and smiled sweetly.

Trieze smirked.

Most wondered why someone like himself would date a girl like Lady Une.

To him, dating a schizo had it's benefits. For example, Lady Une might not be into "That Sort Of Thing" but one of her personalities, say, Sarah was.

Trieze smirked.

-Oh and she was- he thought.

(ew... dirty...)

*** In front of Trieze's mansion, a small kid about the age of six, ran for his life as a pack of wild dogs chased him through the forest of terror.

Oh why did he have to enter this house? Sure, a ten pound bag of candy sounded great but how could he live to enjoy it?

Up ahead, he saw a brick wall.

Crap! If he didn't make it over on the first try, he'd be dog food for sure.

All right, it's now or never!

He jumps and he.... he makes it! Yay!!! Wait... he makes it? What the hell? He's suppose to die! How the hell can he- oh that's right! He makes it to the other side, only to be caught in a pool filled with piranhas! ^.^***