The Undercover Gal Chapter 2: Run-in
Lexy walked into the arena. It wasn't that much different here then it was with the Smackdown talent. She was supposed to find Bischoff's office, but had no clue where it was. She saw the Dudleyz nearby and decided to ask them.
Lexy: Excuse me?
Bubba: Can we help you miss?
Lexy: I'm looking for Eric's office, can you tell me where I could find it?
D-Von: It's a short distance from here.
Spike: I'm not doing anything so I'll take you.
Both of them walked away and down the hall. Around a corner led her face to face with this company's current dominate faction.
Randy: What do we have here? Spike Dudley and a little girlfriend.
Batista: What would Molly Holly think of this?
Spike could feel himself starting to lose his cool but held in his rage.
Lexy: I am not his girlfriend!!
Flair: A feisty one I see.
Spike: Leave her alone.
Triple H: What would your name be?
Lexy: It's none of your business Triple Nose.
Triple H: Let me remind you who's the best in this company!
She interrupted him.
Lexy: I'm not afraid of you.
Triple H: What did you say?
Spike: I think we should be going.
Randy: Not so fast midget.
D-Von: You should let them get along with their business.
Flair: Not them again.
Flair and Batista got in the two older Dudleys' faces while Lexy and Spike quickly walked away. Hunter looked at the girl as she faced him and glared.
Triple H: 'I will find out your name.'
Randy: A little help here Hunter!
Spike: Here we are, Eric's office.
Lexy: Thanks for bringing me here.
She walked in and took a seat.
Eric: You will listen to my orders and do everything I say while you are a part of my Raw.
She listened him talk and talk...
Eric: You and your sister got into this company t0o easily, just because you bear the last name McMahon.
Lexy: We did not get into this company that easily. Steph and I had to give our bodies to grandpa's business partners and do stuff that you could only dream about!!
Eric was shocked into silence. Lexy turned on her heel and left the room...but she watched those cold, staring, blue eyes as she walked away. The person hid away as Triple H came into Eric's office as soon as Lexy left.
Eric: Helmsley, what can I do for you?
Triple H: Who is she?
Eric: Just a new diva, you don't want to get involved with her.
Triple H: I want to know her name.
Eric: Fine, don't be hasty...it's Lexy McMahon.
Triple H: She's a McMahon?
Eric: Yeah, Steph's daughter to be exact.
Triple H: I'm not that surprised, my daughter to be feisty like that.
The person got closer to the door, eavesdropping.
Eric: The girl's not your daughter, she is the daughter of The Undertaker.
Triple H: Taker, you've got to be kidding me. I better go, Randy has a match with Mick Foley later.
Triple H walked out at a quick pace. Chris Benoit came out.
Benoit: So Lexy's on Raw now and she's a McMahon? This is quite interesting turn of events.
He walked into his locker room, to the person whom he had wanted to see.
Benoit: Shawn, how are things going?
Shawn Michaels looked up from his magazine.
Shawn: Pretty good here.
On Raw later that night, Randy with Batista and Flair was against Mick Foley. The triple team was quite bad and things were in favor of Orton. After a RKO, Randy pinned Mick Foley again twice in two weeks. The beating didn't stop there, no it continued. Lexy, respecting the legend ran out with a steel chair and whacked Randy in the back with it. Stalking Ric, she turned around to get the final member of Evolution at ring since Flair had wisely jump out of the ring. Batista grabbed the chair away from her and power bombed her to the mat. Smirking over Lexy, Batista grabbed his buddy Orton and helped him to the back with Flair glaring at the girl lying in the ring. A week later Lexy suffered another power bomb but this time something was different. RVD ran out to make her save.
Randy: Stay out of our business, Van Dam!
RVD: Go get laid!
Randy was held back by his two fellow Evolution members as they retreated to the backstage area.
RVD: Hey you okay?
Lexy: I'm fine. Just two power bombs in two weeks don't go right with my body.
RVD: I haven't introduced myself...
Lexy: Do it later when we're backstage.
RVD: As you wish.
He carried her to the back as the other Raw matches went on.
RVD: As I was saying before, I'm Rob. Rob Van Dam.
Lexy: No wonder they were doing the RVD chants. I'm Lexy.
RVD: That's a cute name, what does it stand for?
Lexy: Who says it stand for anything?
RVD: I'm just curious.
Lexy: Fine it stands for Alex, which stands for Alexandra.
Her cell phone went off.
Lexy: Hello?
Cena: It's me Lexy, John.
Lexy: Oh my John, what are you, how did you?
Cena: I got your number from your uncle. I've missed you.
Lexy: I miss you two, sweets. Listen I'm a bit busy at the moment.
Cena: With Van Dam?
He said it with scorn in his voice.
Lexy: What's wrong with Rob?
Cena: Me and the other Smackdown boys saw him carry you to the back.
Lexy: Well I was having a hard time after that power bomb.
Cena: Don't give me that, you've been thru worse.
She hung up on him and shut her cell off.
RVD: Who was that, a jealous boyfriend?
Lexy: No, I'm single just an old friend.
RVD: Friend. Who?
Lexy: Now who's the jealous one?
RVD: It's just things about you make me curious.
Lexy: Fine, it's John Cena.
RVD: I have one more question, how come you are single?
Lexy: Don't like guys that much, they are major jerks and I wouldn't date a wrestler because my dad has taught me not to cross business and love together. Which is one of the reasons he tried to stop Test and Stephanie's relationship. Now I have a question for you. Why did you help me?
RVD: Who wouldn't, you're a pretty girl and everybody hates Evolution.
Tommy: Are you avoiding her question?
One of Rob's two best friends, Tommy Dreamer was leaning against the wall.
RVD: I was not!!! Lexy meet Dreamer, Dreamer...Lexy.
Tommy: It's Tommy, nice to meet you.
The next week on Raw, Flair was fighting Rosey the S.H.I.T. and lost badly. It hadn't helped that is was yet another triple team and Hurricane Helms had been banned from ringside. Lexy ran down the hall, heading towards the gorilla area. When she ran past Rob's room, he was standing out there anticipating it and started to follow her.
RVD: Crazy girl...
They ran by another locker room and two figures stepped out.
Shawn: There they go again.
Benoit: Lexy was always one to help a friend or a face.
Shawn: But I'm worried that she will be caught in the crossfire between us and Helmsley.
Benoit: I thought we could use her, it could take more attention away from us and more on her.
Shawn: But I worry about that kid, Van Dam. He will be caught too.
Benoit: I worry about him too, he seems to have a nice friendship with Lexy...too nice for my taste.
Shawn: Why do you worry?
Benoit: She's Calloway's kid.
He walked back into the locker room.
Shawn: Undertaker's kid?!
He followed his friend and slammed the door shut.
Flair and Orton had made it to the back while Batista still beat up on Rosey. Lexy's theme song, "Going Under," hit as she ran into the ring with a steel chair.
Batista: We've done this before and the last time, it didn't turn out good for you.
Lexy: Well this time the results will be different.
Batista grabbed the chair and ripped it from her arms, while holding it above her head.
Batista: How come?
Lexy: I have a friend now.
"One of a Kind," played as Rob ran into the ring. Batista was about to bring it down to Lexy but quickly turned and hit RVD in the breadbasket then brought down the chair to his skull. Batista laughed but soon cried out when Lexy giving a spinning kick to his face. Lexy kneeled down to Rob and placed the superstar's head on her chest to lean on. The calculating chair shot to the head had taken him out in one blow. "Time to Play the Game," blared as Triple H came down the ramp. For the past two weeks Lexy and RVD have had to put up with Hunter's lackeys but now they were going to face the leader. Helmsley's timing could not be any better, Lexy thought sarcastically. Hunter entered the ring and picked up the steel chair where it was left by Batista. Lexy knew what was coming to her and slowly closed her eyes but she did not succumb to darkness. A returning Edge speared Triple H out of the ring. The irate Evolution leader spewed curse words at the diva as he chose to take the fight another day, under his terms.
Lexy: Edge.
Edge: I'll help you with Rob.
They both put an arm around their shoulders and brought Rob to EMT's.
Lexy: What are you doing here? I thought you'd never leave Smackdown?
Edge: That's what I also thought about you. I came here because I couldn't have put up with that grease ball, Paul Heyman. Besides, my friend Benoit is here too. Why are you here?
Lexy: Bisch and Vince forced me here.
Edge: Oh well, Smackdown hasn't been the same since both Stephanie and The Undertaker left.
Lexy: I know.
Edge: How's Cena doing?
Lexy: Great, he's got his own rapping style but he sounded jealous over the phone after Rob carried me to the back last week.
Edge: I don't blame him, everybody thought the two of you were destined to hook up and now out of the blue you come to Smackdown like Chris did.
Matt Hardy walked by them...
Edge: Like Matt did.
Lexy: Excuse me Edge, I have to take care of something.
She left him and went after Version 1.
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~Eternal Sailor Serenity~
Lexy walked into the arena. It wasn't that much different here then it was with the Smackdown talent. She was supposed to find Bischoff's office, but had no clue where it was. She saw the Dudleyz nearby and decided to ask them.
Lexy: Excuse me?
Bubba: Can we help you miss?
Lexy: I'm looking for Eric's office, can you tell me where I could find it?
D-Von: It's a short distance from here.
Spike: I'm not doing anything so I'll take you.
Both of them walked away and down the hall. Around a corner led her face to face with this company's current dominate faction.
Randy: What do we have here? Spike Dudley and a little girlfriend.
Batista: What would Molly Holly think of this?
Spike could feel himself starting to lose his cool but held in his rage.
Lexy: I am not his girlfriend!!
Flair: A feisty one I see.
Spike: Leave her alone.
Triple H: What would your name be?
Lexy: It's none of your business Triple Nose.
Triple H: Let me remind you who's the best in this company!
She interrupted him.
Lexy: I'm not afraid of you.
Triple H: What did you say?
Spike: I think we should be going.
Randy: Not so fast midget.
D-Von: You should let them get along with their business.
Flair: Not them again.
Flair and Batista got in the two older Dudleys' faces while Lexy and Spike quickly walked away. Hunter looked at the girl as she faced him and glared.
Triple H: 'I will find out your name.'
Randy: A little help here Hunter!
Spike: Here we are, Eric's office.
Lexy: Thanks for bringing me here.
She walked in and took a seat.
Eric: You will listen to my orders and do everything I say while you are a part of my Raw.
She listened him talk and talk...
Eric: You and your sister got into this company t0o easily, just because you bear the last name McMahon.
Lexy: We did not get into this company that easily. Steph and I had to give our bodies to grandpa's business partners and do stuff that you could only dream about!!
Eric was shocked into silence. Lexy turned on her heel and left the room...but she watched those cold, staring, blue eyes as she walked away. The person hid away as Triple H came into Eric's office as soon as Lexy left.
Eric: Helmsley, what can I do for you?
Triple H: Who is she?
Eric: Just a new diva, you don't want to get involved with her.
Triple H: I want to know her name.
Eric: Fine, don't be hasty...it's Lexy McMahon.
Triple H: She's a McMahon?
Eric: Yeah, Steph's daughter to be exact.
Triple H: I'm not that surprised, my daughter to be feisty like that.
The person got closer to the door, eavesdropping.
Eric: The girl's not your daughter, she is the daughter of The Undertaker.
Triple H: Taker, you've got to be kidding me. I better go, Randy has a match with Mick Foley later.
Triple H walked out at a quick pace. Chris Benoit came out.
Benoit: So Lexy's on Raw now and she's a McMahon? This is quite interesting turn of events.
He walked into his locker room, to the person whom he had wanted to see.
Benoit: Shawn, how are things going?
Shawn Michaels looked up from his magazine.
Shawn: Pretty good here.
On Raw later that night, Randy with Batista and Flair was against Mick Foley. The triple team was quite bad and things were in favor of Orton. After a RKO, Randy pinned Mick Foley again twice in two weeks. The beating didn't stop there, no it continued. Lexy, respecting the legend ran out with a steel chair and whacked Randy in the back with it. Stalking Ric, she turned around to get the final member of Evolution at ring since Flair had wisely jump out of the ring. Batista grabbed the chair away from her and power bombed her to the mat. Smirking over Lexy, Batista grabbed his buddy Orton and helped him to the back with Flair glaring at the girl lying in the ring. A week later Lexy suffered another power bomb but this time something was different. RVD ran out to make her save.
Randy: Stay out of our business, Van Dam!
RVD: Go get laid!
Randy was held back by his two fellow Evolution members as they retreated to the backstage area.
RVD: Hey you okay?
Lexy: I'm fine. Just two power bombs in two weeks don't go right with my body.
RVD: I haven't introduced myself...
Lexy: Do it later when we're backstage.
RVD: As you wish.
He carried her to the back as the other Raw matches went on.
RVD: As I was saying before, I'm Rob. Rob Van Dam.
Lexy: No wonder they were doing the RVD chants. I'm Lexy.
RVD: That's a cute name, what does it stand for?
Lexy: Who says it stand for anything?
RVD: I'm just curious.
Lexy: Fine it stands for Alex, which stands for Alexandra.
Her cell phone went off.
Lexy: Hello?
Cena: It's me Lexy, John.
Lexy: Oh my John, what are you, how did you?
Cena: I got your number from your uncle. I've missed you.
Lexy: I miss you two, sweets. Listen I'm a bit busy at the moment.
Cena: With Van Dam?
He said it with scorn in his voice.
Lexy: What's wrong with Rob?
Cena: Me and the other Smackdown boys saw him carry you to the back.
Lexy: Well I was having a hard time after that power bomb.
Cena: Don't give me that, you've been thru worse.
She hung up on him and shut her cell off.
RVD: Who was that, a jealous boyfriend?
Lexy: No, I'm single just an old friend.
RVD: Friend. Who?
Lexy: Now who's the jealous one?
RVD: It's just things about you make me curious.
Lexy: Fine, it's John Cena.
RVD: I have one more question, how come you are single?
Lexy: Don't like guys that much, they are major jerks and I wouldn't date a wrestler because my dad has taught me not to cross business and love together. Which is one of the reasons he tried to stop Test and Stephanie's relationship. Now I have a question for you. Why did you help me?
RVD: Who wouldn't, you're a pretty girl and everybody hates Evolution.
Tommy: Are you avoiding her question?
One of Rob's two best friends, Tommy Dreamer was leaning against the wall.
RVD: I was not!!! Lexy meet Dreamer, Dreamer...Lexy.
Tommy: It's Tommy, nice to meet you.
The next week on Raw, Flair was fighting Rosey the S.H.I.T. and lost badly. It hadn't helped that is was yet another triple team and Hurricane Helms had been banned from ringside. Lexy ran down the hall, heading towards the gorilla area. When she ran past Rob's room, he was standing out there anticipating it and started to follow her.
RVD: Crazy girl...
They ran by another locker room and two figures stepped out.
Shawn: There they go again.
Benoit: Lexy was always one to help a friend or a face.
Shawn: But I'm worried that she will be caught in the crossfire between us and Helmsley.
Benoit: I thought we could use her, it could take more attention away from us and more on her.
Shawn: But I worry about that kid, Van Dam. He will be caught too.
Benoit: I worry about him too, he seems to have a nice friendship with Lexy...too nice for my taste.
Shawn: Why do you worry?
Benoit: She's Calloway's kid.
He walked back into the locker room.
Shawn: Undertaker's kid?!
He followed his friend and slammed the door shut.
Flair and Orton had made it to the back while Batista still beat up on Rosey. Lexy's theme song, "Going Under," hit as she ran into the ring with a steel chair.
Batista: We've done this before and the last time, it didn't turn out good for you.
Lexy: Well this time the results will be different.
Batista grabbed the chair and ripped it from her arms, while holding it above her head.
Batista: How come?
Lexy: I have a friend now.
"One of a Kind," played as Rob ran into the ring. Batista was about to bring it down to Lexy but quickly turned and hit RVD in the breadbasket then brought down the chair to his skull. Batista laughed but soon cried out when Lexy giving a spinning kick to his face. Lexy kneeled down to Rob and placed the superstar's head on her chest to lean on. The calculating chair shot to the head had taken him out in one blow. "Time to Play the Game," blared as Triple H came down the ramp. For the past two weeks Lexy and RVD have had to put up with Hunter's lackeys but now they were going to face the leader. Helmsley's timing could not be any better, Lexy thought sarcastically. Hunter entered the ring and picked up the steel chair where it was left by Batista. Lexy knew what was coming to her and slowly closed her eyes but she did not succumb to darkness. A returning Edge speared Triple H out of the ring. The irate Evolution leader spewed curse words at the diva as he chose to take the fight another day, under his terms.
Lexy: Edge.
Edge: I'll help you with Rob.
They both put an arm around their shoulders and brought Rob to EMT's.
Lexy: What are you doing here? I thought you'd never leave Smackdown?
Edge: That's what I also thought about you. I came here because I couldn't have put up with that grease ball, Paul Heyman. Besides, my friend Benoit is here too. Why are you here?
Lexy: Bisch and Vince forced me here.
Edge: Oh well, Smackdown hasn't been the same since both Stephanie and The Undertaker left.
Lexy: I know.
Edge: How's Cena doing?
Lexy: Great, he's got his own rapping style but he sounded jealous over the phone after Rob carried me to the back last week.
Edge: I don't blame him, everybody thought the two of you were destined to hook up and now out of the blue you come to Smackdown like Chris did.
Matt Hardy walked by them...
Edge: Like Matt did.
Lexy: Excuse me Edge, I have to take care of something.
She left him and went after Version 1.
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~Eternal Sailor Serenity~
