The Undercover Gal Chapter 7: Jericho's Word Life

Kane is seen moving the construction truck out from the front of Evolution's locker room. Randy Orton, Ric Flair, and Batista look pissed off as they break the door down.

Randy: So it was you Kane! Why we outta...

Kane: I just arrived Orton.

Batista: Then who put the truck in front of our locker room?

Flair: I just hope H is okay.

Triple H: Where were the three of you!?

Hunter emerged from behind the truck.

Flair: Hunter, we were just on our way.

Triple H: Bull shit, what do you think you were doing, not coming to help me?!

Randy: Don't blame us, somebody put this stupid truck in front of our door.

Triple H turned his piercing glare on Kane.

Kane: Don't go blaming me, blame your former friend and latest rival.

Triple H: Benoit and Shawn are the "good guys." Why would they do that to us and their friends?

Batista: Friends?

Triple H: Shannon Moore's allies did not come to his rescue either.

Chris Jericho limped to them. Hunter's unhappy look was returned by the King of the World.

Triple H: Jericho, what do you want? I'm tied up with very important business.

Jericho: This has nothing to do with business, this is strictly personal!

Flair raised an eyebrow at his one-time rival.

Flair: Personal?

Jericho: I've seen what Taker's girls can do. You need me on your side.

Randy: We're Evolution, why would we need a washed up Assclown like you?

Jericho: Well they can kick you in the balls for one thing.

Triple H: So, is that why you are walking like that. You let a McMahon do that to you? Which one was it?

Jericho: Alexandra.

Triple H: You let an eighteen-year-old, do that to you? My, my, my how weak you have become.

Flair: Now who's the washed up has-been?

Chris Jericho got into Hunter's face.

Triple H: You have got to be kidding me.

Jericho: This is not a joke! I am not a joke and you will not look past me, you stupid son of a bitch!

?????: Why don't you make a contribution right now to my sanity and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do...shut up!

Triple H: I think we'll excuse you two, we have a deadman's room to destroy.

Evolution walked away. Kane stayed behind though and sat on the truck.

Jericho: What do you think you are doing here, you stupid asshole!!

Playing with the chain around his neck, Cena looked up.

Cena: I'm here to get back a friend.

Jericho: Well you aren't strong enough, remember that time I defeated you?

Cena: I vaguely remember that, but I do remember when I kicked your ass in one match.

Jericho: What are you doing here, this is Raw.

Cena: Well Heyman has me on suspension so I decided to come here to make the Raw superstars' lives a living miserable hell. And tonight, I'm going to show you the real meaning of ruthless agression! By the way Chris, I personally want to watch The Undertaker rip you limb by limb. Word Life!

John Cena made his leave while Kane just smirked at the angered Candian in front of him.

Jericho: What, you think you look so cool over there? Well freaks are not cool, freaks are losers! If you even think about making fun of me then I'll make that whole childhood burning thing seem like a paper cut after I get my hands on you.

The Undertaker, Bearer, Stephanie, and Lexy were pissed off after they saw their locker room a disaster and Taker's urn was broken. He looked at his girls before yelling out to them.

Taker: I want you to rip Triple H apart, limb from limb. I want you to bring me his heart.

Stephanie: Okay.

Lexy: That would be fun.

Bearer: What will you do then Mark?

Taker: Well Bitchoff has informed me that a certain rookie has challenged me. Stupid kid.

Bearer: Who is the stupid kid now?

Taker: Shannon Moore, he hasn't had enough yet and you'd think he'd back off after what I did to Helmsley and him earlier.

Shannon Moore was all ready in the ring. He had a microphone in his hands.

Shannon: I am going to hurt you dead man!

Taker stood on the stage with a microphone too.

Taker: In this arena, I am god and I believe that I'm going to come to that ring and kick your ass, boy.

Taker quickly delivered an ass beating to the young superstar. As Taker went to the stage after an easy one, two, three...Shannon got back up.

Shannon: You haven't broke me Taker, I'm still standing!

Taker: You are standing because I have allowed it.

Shannon: I want my friend back!

Taker: But she doesn't want you back.

Backstage Lexy, Stephanie, and Paul Bearer were watching from a TV.

Bearer: Our master has once again proven that he is the best.

Lexy: Tsk, that was only a rookie, many have defeated him in the past. I'm talking a stroll, don't bother me, I'll bother you.

Stephanie: But Mark said we had to stay back there.

Lexy: You know, I don't follow the rules. They can bite my ass for all I care.

Bearer just looked at the divas with his twisted face.

Stephanie: Fine, I'm going to tell Mark then!

Lexy: Go right ahead, be my guest mom.

Bearer: You shouldn't talk to your mother like that.

Lexy & Steph: Stay out of it Paul!!!

Lexy walked away. Stephanie stormed to the ring.

Taker: What are you doing out here? It's very dangerous.

Stephanie: Alexandra walked away.

Taker: Excuse me?

Stephanie: She wanted to go for a walk so she left the locker room.

Taker: She will be punished!

Lexy meanwhile shut off a hallway monitor. Going to a certain room, she entered and found somebody sitting with their back to her....holding a bag of ice.

Lexy: What did Trish ever see in you?

Jericho quickly turned his chair around and saw Lexy there. Normally, he would have lunged at the person but in this case, the Ministry could be close by.

Jericho: Leave me alone Callo...McMahon.

Lexy: It's McMahon-Calloway.

Jericho: You all ready did enough damage to me.

He indicated his testicles.

Lexy: Sorry about that, hey if you want my opinion...

Jericho: I don't want it!

Lexy felt hurt. She was trying to be nice to him to make up for the ball kicking. Walking to the door she called out.

Lexy: You deserve much better then Trish.

Jericho looked up at that. Walking out Lexy encountered a "friend."

Lexy: I heard you were around here.

Cena: You leave a note and not even call.

Jericho: John...

Cena: Stay out of it Jericho, you can't see me!

Lexy: It's okay Jerky, continue.

Cena: I come here looking for my girlfriend and find her hanging out with two of my old rivals.

Jericho: Hey John....

Cena: I don't want to hear any crap from you Chris!

Lexy: Who are your two rivals?

Cena: First Taker, you were there for the old school/new school fights, then there's Jericho over there.

Lexy: First of all, I'm not your girlfriend, second, Taker's my father, and finally...I'm not with Jericho.

Jericho: Holy shit John Cena....run...WORD LIFE!!!

He slammed his door shut while Lexy just smiled at something beyond Cena. John turns arounds and gets some soup bones to the face curtesy of Undertaker.

Taker: You are in big trouble young lady.

Lexy: Who me? Well what's my punishment?

Taker: Alexandra Marissa....ugh you are to stay in the locker room at all times with Paul until I say so.

Lexy: That's not fair!

Stephanie: You will learn to obey orders!

The next week, Eric had Vince in his office again.

Eric: Are you sure you want that to happen?

Vince: The Ministry has too much power and control. I will get that control back!

Eric: How? Last time Flair had that, you did sic the nWo on this company.

Vince: I intend to do it by....

He whispered into Eric's ear. Eric's eyes looked worried.

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