The Undercover Gal Chapter 8: Vince's Scheme
ESS: I don't own anybody!!! Alexandra is my creation and this goes for the other chapters.
Vince opened the next Raw up with Eric Bischoff.
Vince: I am the chairman of this compnay, I have demanded, no ordered Eric to have a special match tonight. Thirty-two superstars will compete, in a tournament, for a very special prize. You will get Stephanie McMahon!! You will see superstars competing like Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, RVD, Hardyz, Chris Benoit, Kane, even Eric Bischoff!
Eric gave Vince a look of disbelief.
Eric: But I don't want...
Vince: You will be entered into this tournament Mr. Bischoff or you're fired!!
The lights turned blue as The Undertaker and Stephanie McMahon came out. They got into the ring and Stephanie took Mark's hat and jacket.
Taker: You dare auction off my...
Vince: Your what? Wife? Heck you aren't married and I'm not auctioning her off. She is my daughter and I'm giving her to the winner of the tournament.
Stephanie: You can't do that dad! He's my boyfriend and future husband!
Vince: Whatever happened to Hunter Hearst Helmsley being your future husband?
Stephanie: He's not the man I thought he was.
Taker backed Bischoff and Vince into a corner.
Eric: But what Vince hasn't told you yet, you the Undertaker and Paul Bearer will both be entered into this tournament also.
Taker: Fine then, I'll win it and retain my girl.
Vince: What!?
Eric: You didn't know who to put in the last two spots in the tournament.
Lillian stood with a microphone backstage.
Lillian: You will now hear the candid thoughts about those entered into the tournament. What they have to say about it and about the prize.
Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels were with her first.
Benoit: What I think about the prize is that Stephanie McMahon was my boss and I would still be on Smackdown if she wasn't around. So I'm glad she was gone because I wouldn't have won this World Heavyweight Title. If I win, Steph could be my valet I guess.
Shawn: Man, you have to love her, she is a McMahon. If I win, Stephanie and I are going to party like there's no tomorrow.
Benoit: Who says you're winning?
Shawn: I do, got a problem with that?
Benoit: Yeah!
Shawn: Yeah?
Next with Lil was Paul Bearer and The Undertaker.
Taker: I think this tournament is a piece of crap. Stephanie McMahon belongs to me and I will beat thirty-one other people to make sure it stays like that. Vince, you're little plan to break us up will backfire on you greatly! All I have to do is snap my fingers and things happen.
Bearer: Stephanie does not belong to anybody except The Ministry.
Now Evolution was standing with Lil.
Triple H: Now let this be clear to the Deadman, I will take back what is mine. You brainwashed Stephy into believing she's happy with you but in real life, she loves me. It will not be Stephanie McMahon-Calloway, it will be Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley! I can beat the others because I'm that damn good!
Flair: The Game can do that because Evolution is on his side. My figure-four leglock will make a guy tap, bam, one down, thirty more to go! One by one until Evolution comes out on top with the Evolution Princess.
Randy: I don't like the screechy voice the Princess has but if Trips wants her, he will get her. I'm sure I just have to show her my body and she'll come drooling to me.
Batista just glared into the camera before Evolution walked off. Test and Steiner were next.
Steiner: She turned me down of Smackdown but here on Raw, I will make her my peep!
Test: Steph and I were supposed to have gotten married but Hunter screwed that up. Now I will get back the girl of my dreams and punish her and Triple H badly! If she doesn't want me like Stacy didn't, I will make her want me! Talking time's over!
Bubba Ray Dudley, Jeff Hardy, Tommy Dreamer, Rob Van Dam, and Booker T wanted to talk now.
RVD: Dude, Stephanie needs the right man to take care of her and there's none other then...Ro.....
Booker T: The Book Man!
RVD: Hey chill, that's not cool, I was about to do the R...
Jeff: Xtreme pose!
Dreamer: Hardcore style!
Bubba: Call for tables!
RVD: Let me talk!
Dreamer: Tables are good but it will be I using the kendo stick on your ass.
Bubba: I'll get D-Von to come out and table yours.
Booker T: I'm going to win because I'm the tag-team champion.
RVD: So am I!
Jeff: I will show you the real meaning of xtreme!
Bubba: We'll even table your xtreme...
RVD: I will win!
Jeff: Between your comment and your clothes, what have you been smoking?
Refs had to intervene before they came to blows. Edge, Shannon Moore, and John Cena were waiting for their turn.
Shannon: And we know that after we win Stephanie, then that's one more step closer in getting Alexandra back.
Edge: We just wish this tournament were for Lexy. Anyway, we'll hold Steph hostage until Taker trades with us for Alex.
Cena: Yeah what? I'm in this tournament. I'm going to kick ass and win, then I'll slap Stephanie's ass again.
In the office, Austin, Eric, and The King were with Lil.
King: I am going to win, I'm going to win and get me some puppies! Oh and to free her from Taker.
Eric: I just found out that I was going to be in this thing. If I win I'll have Stephanie kiss my ass and be my personal servant!
Austin: What!? You make Stephanie your servant? What!? No, that will not happen because I will stunner all those sumbitches out there and get Stephanie McMahon, bring her to room 3:16 and let her watch me stunner her father's lights out. Why? Because Stone Cold 3:16 says so!
The superheroes where on the mic next.
Hurricane: I will save citizen McMahon from evil-doer Undertaker. Then de-brainwash her!
Rosey: Then we will go have dinner!
Former Un-Americans Christian and Lance Storm glared at each other, having been forced to do an interview together.
Lance: I'll help Stephanie get some help from professionals. She doesn't belong here.
Christian: Heck yeah she does. Steiner won't make her his peep, she'll be my peep! Trish is my peep and Stephanie will be too.
Lance: Have you forgotten, Stephanie and Trish have had a bad history together?
Christian: They're girls, they'll get over it.
Chris Jericho was in one alone.
Jericho: Everybody thinks I'm going to win Steph because she can be my slave, uh uh uh...I want to use her to get something else I want. Daddy's little bitch needs an attitude adjustment and I'm the one to give it to her.
Kane scared Lillian away during his interview but picked up the microphone to continue.
Kane: I will dethrone my brother in any way I can, even if that is taking care of his girl. I'm going to grab her little neck and choke slam her onto the mat.
Rock: You are going to hurt her? No it will be the people's champion, The Rock, winning the two penny slut! For making my life a living miserable hell, the rest of her life will be...a living miserable hell!
The Rock and Kane were about to fight but Matt Hardy stepped in front of the camera.
Matt: Stephie didn't treat me right on SD! Now I will make her MF'er number two.
Maven: Like she would want to be with you.
Matt: If I win her then she's all mine.
Richards: Who will be your first mother fucker?
Matt: Huh?
Richards: MF'er?
Maven: Don't mind him, Vicky and Stevie are delusional and crazy.
Matt: I'll make Moore be MF'er Version 1 and give them a Raw dose of Mattitude.
There was only one person left, that has not been interviewed.
Shane: Vince, I will win my sister back and take her to my house where I will take care of her until she is better. Kane, Undertaker, Test, stay the hell away from my sister! After I get back Stephanie, I will get back my niece too, Lexy. Undertaker, this will be your judgement day!
Lexy decided to have an interview.
Lexy: I've read all the rules and I intend to break some of them when I make sure my sister stays in my family. Uncle Shane, Uncle Kane, my dad will destroy both of you.
Stephanie: First of all, dad I don't like this tournament. You will pay for that but for other comments. Shane, there's nothing wrong with me and I won't go to your place. Test, stay the hell out of my life! Finally Kane, stay away from me! I will only stay with The Undertaker.
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ESS: I don't own anybody!!! Alexandra is my creation and this goes for the other chapters.
Vince opened the next Raw up with Eric Bischoff.
Vince: I am the chairman of this compnay, I have demanded, no ordered Eric to have a special match tonight. Thirty-two superstars will compete, in a tournament, for a very special prize. You will get Stephanie McMahon!! You will see superstars competing like Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, RVD, Hardyz, Chris Benoit, Kane, even Eric Bischoff!
Eric gave Vince a look of disbelief.
Eric: But I don't want...
Vince: You will be entered into this tournament Mr. Bischoff or you're fired!!
The lights turned blue as The Undertaker and Stephanie McMahon came out. They got into the ring and Stephanie took Mark's hat and jacket.
Taker: You dare auction off my...
Vince: Your what? Wife? Heck you aren't married and I'm not auctioning her off. She is my daughter and I'm giving her to the winner of the tournament.
Stephanie: You can't do that dad! He's my boyfriend and future husband!
Vince: Whatever happened to Hunter Hearst Helmsley being your future husband?
Stephanie: He's not the man I thought he was.
Taker backed Bischoff and Vince into a corner.
Eric: But what Vince hasn't told you yet, you the Undertaker and Paul Bearer will both be entered into this tournament also.
Taker: Fine then, I'll win it and retain my girl.
Vince: What!?
Eric: You didn't know who to put in the last two spots in the tournament.
Lillian stood with a microphone backstage.
Lillian: You will now hear the candid thoughts about those entered into the tournament. What they have to say about it and about the prize.
Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels were with her first.
Benoit: What I think about the prize is that Stephanie McMahon was my boss and I would still be on Smackdown if she wasn't around. So I'm glad she was gone because I wouldn't have won this World Heavyweight Title. If I win, Steph could be my valet I guess.
Shawn: Man, you have to love her, she is a McMahon. If I win, Stephanie and I are going to party like there's no tomorrow.
Benoit: Who says you're winning?
Shawn: I do, got a problem with that?
Benoit: Yeah!
Shawn: Yeah?
Next with Lil was Paul Bearer and The Undertaker.
Taker: I think this tournament is a piece of crap. Stephanie McMahon belongs to me and I will beat thirty-one other people to make sure it stays like that. Vince, you're little plan to break us up will backfire on you greatly! All I have to do is snap my fingers and things happen.
Bearer: Stephanie does not belong to anybody except The Ministry.
Now Evolution was standing with Lil.
Triple H: Now let this be clear to the Deadman, I will take back what is mine. You brainwashed Stephy into believing she's happy with you but in real life, she loves me. It will not be Stephanie McMahon-Calloway, it will be Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley! I can beat the others because I'm that damn good!
Flair: The Game can do that because Evolution is on his side. My figure-four leglock will make a guy tap, bam, one down, thirty more to go! One by one until Evolution comes out on top with the Evolution Princess.
Randy: I don't like the screechy voice the Princess has but if Trips wants her, he will get her. I'm sure I just have to show her my body and she'll come drooling to me.
Batista just glared into the camera before Evolution walked off. Test and Steiner were next.
Steiner: She turned me down of Smackdown but here on Raw, I will make her my peep!
Test: Steph and I were supposed to have gotten married but Hunter screwed that up. Now I will get back the girl of my dreams and punish her and Triple H badly! If she doesn't want me like Stacy didn't, I will make her want me! Talking time's over!
Bubba Ray Dudley, Jeff Hardy, Tommy Dreamer, Rob Van Dam, and Booker T wanted to talk now.
RVD: Dude, Stephanie needs the right man to take care of her and there's none other then...Ro.....
Booker T: The Book Man!
RVD: Hey chill, that's not cool, I was about to do the R...
Jeff: Xtreme pose!
Dreamer: Hardcore style!
Bubba: Call for tables!
RVD: Let me talk!
Dreamer: Tables are good but it will be I using the kendo stick on your ass.
Bubba: I'll get D-Von to come out and table yours.
Booker T: I'm going to win because I'm the tag-team champion.
RVD: So am I!
Jeff: I will show you the real meaning of xtreme!
Bubba: We'll even table your xtreme...
RVD: I will win!
Jeff: Between your comment and your clothes, what have you been smoking?
Refs had to intervene before they came to blows. Edge, Shannon Moore, and John Cena were waiting for their turn.
Shannon: And we know that after we win Stephanie, then that's one more step closer in getting Alexandra back.
Edge: We just wish this tournament were for Lexy. Anyway, we'll hold Steph hostage until Taker trades with us for Alex.
Cena: Yeah what? I'm in this tournament. I'm going to kick ass and win, then I'll slap Stephanie's ass again.
In the office, Austin, Eric, and The King were with Lil.
King: I am going to win, I'm going to win and get me some puppies! Oh and to free her from Taker.
Eric: I just found out that I was going to be in this thing. If I win I'll have Stephanie kiss my ass and be my personal servant!
Austin: What!? You make Stephanie your servant? What!? No, that will not happen because I will stunner all those sumbitches out there and get Stephanie McMahon, bring her to room 3:16 and let her watch me stunner her father's lights out. Why? Because Stone Cold 3:16 says so!
The superheroes where on the mic next.
Hurricane: I will save citizen McMahon from evil-doer Undertaker. Then de-brainwash her!
Rosey: Then we will go have dinner!
Former Un-Americans Christian and Lance Storm glared at each other, having been forced to do an interview together.
Lance: I'll help Stephanie get some help from professionals. She doesn't belong here.
Christian: Heck yeah she does. Steiner won't make her his peep, she'll be my peep! Trish is my peep and Stephanie will be too.
Lance: Have you forgotten, Stephanie and Trish have had a bad history together?
Christian: They're girls, they'll get over it.
Chris Jericho was in one alone.
Jericho: Everybody thinks I'm going to win Steph because she can be my slave, uh uh uh...I want to use her to get something else I want. Daddy's little bitch needs an attitude adjustment and I'm the one to give it to her.
Kane scared Lillian away during his interview but picked up the microphone to continue.
Kane: I will dethrone my brother in any way I can, even if that is taking care of his girl. I'm going to grab her little neck and choke slam her onto the mat.
Rock: You are going to hurt her? No it will be the people's champion, The Rock, winning the two penny slut! For making my life a living miserable hell, the rest of her life will be...a living miserable hell!
The Rock and Kane were about to fight but Matt Hardy stepped in front of the camera.
Matt: Stephie didn't treat me right on SD! Now I will make her MF'er number two.
Maven: Like she would want to be with you.
Matt: If I win her then she's all mine.
Richards: Who will be your first mother fucker?
Matt: Huh?
Richards: MF'er?
Maven: Don't mind him, Vicky and Stevie are delusional and crazy.
Matt: I'll make Moore be MF'er Version 1 and give them a Raw dose of Mattitude.
There was only one person left, that has not been interviewed.
Shane: Vince, I will win my sister back and take her to my house where I will take care of her until she is better. Kane, Undertaker, Test, stay the hell away from my sister! After I get back Stephanie, I will get back my niece too, Lexy. Undertaker, this will be your judgement day!
Lexy decided to have an interview.
Lexy: I've read all the rules and I intend to break some of them when I make sure my sister stays in my family. Uncle Shane, Uncle Kane, my dad will destroy both of you.
Stephanie: First of all, dad I don't like this tournament. You will pay for that but for other comments. Shane, there's nothing wrong with me and I won't go to your place. Test, stay the hell out of my life! Finally Kane, stay away from me! I will only stay with The Undertaker.
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