Like I Slice You

~Parody of Justin Timberlake's *Like I Love You*~

As performed by Michael Myers

Written by Michael Myers and Sharon Arnotdon

Produced by Sam Loomis~ Smith's Grove Warren County Sanitarium Records

Video Directed by The Man in Black (© Terrance Wynn)


Just something about you

Way I'm looking at you, 'Oh God'

Keep lookin' at me

Gettin' scared now,

Right?

Don't stare baby

It's Michael

You can run right?

Listen.

I kinda noticed

Something one night

You've got a pretty face

It's kinda weird to me

But that's just fine

If it's up to me you're face will change

~If you scream then that just sets the tone~

Just be limber

~And if you don't go my knife'll go right to the bone~

Just be remember...

Ain't nobody slice you like I'll slice you

You're a slow one and that's what makes it easy

Late at night I'm stalkin' you

You wont know what hit you when I kill you

People are so stupid

Love me then they hate me

When I'm slicing their jugular

They say, 'So and so's related,

Once loved now they hated' and it doesn't matter anyway

'Cause bogey's back all right

~If you scream then that just sets the tone~

Just be limber

~And if you don't go my knife'll go right to the bone~

Just be remember...

Ain't nobody slice you like I'll slice you

You're a slow one and that's what makes it easy

Late at night I'm stalkin' you

You wont know what hit you when I kill you

Yeah

You know I could stop your pulse

I could end your life

~If you give me that chance to flail your flesh~

I won't let you dodge baby

~If you give me that chance to flail your flesh~

Here baby see the phone's dead, and then...

~You'd bet you'll die tonight~

I just wanna slice you baby

Yeah yeah yeah

~Girl, you'd bet you'll die tonight~

I just wanna slice you baby

Ooooooo

Man, what you gonna do?

In front of behind you

Back and forth, see?

I can hang from ceiling's too

While me and you play cat and mouse yo,

In the hall kids ask, 'Where did they go?'

Then I hear 'em say, 'Wow it's that guy, yo!'

I wanna say, 'Yeah, now you die, fool'

Same blood type

You my sister in life

Soon you'll be sleepin' and I'll be off all right

Looking at me wishin' I'd been arrested

I'll take a few shots then it'll burn in your chest

I'll drag you away and hide you wherever the heck

Funny how a little curse causes so much death

Running through the screens

Causing so many screams

Mobs in the streets make me run and be killed

The names Michael Myers and I always come back

King of Horror Movies now how heavy is that?

~You'd bet you'll die tonight~

I just wanna slice you baby

Yeah yeah yeah

~Girl, you'd bet you'll die tonight~

I just wanna slice you baby

Ooooooo

Ain't nobody slice you like I'll slice you

You're a slow one and that's what makes it easy

Late at night I'm stalkin' you

You wont know what hit you when I kill you

Break it down..

You know, I used to dream about this when I was a little boy

Never thought I could end up this way, drums.

I'm kinda crazy right?

*snickers* Yeah

You know, when you think about it, sometimes killers are just destined

Destined to kill, who they kill

Now that's how this is

Now everyone drop dead

~Screams echo and beat fades, Halloween theme is played with synthesizers and drums~


LOL, so how was it? Any suggestions? I know some stuff might not fit to the beat but I tried my best, the rap was especially hard to fit. Hope you like it.