Like I Slice You
~Parody of Justin Timberlake's *Like I Love You*~
As performed by Michael Myers
Written by Michael Myers and Sharon Arnotdon
Produced by Sam Loomis~ Smith's Grove Warren County Sanitarium Records
Video Directed by The Man in Black (© Terrance Wynn)
Just something about you
Way I'm looking at you, 'Oh God'
Keep lookin' at me
Gettin' scared now,
Right?
Don't stare baby
It's Michael
You can run right?
Listen.
I kinda noticed
Something one night
You've got a pretty face
It's kinda weird to me
But that's just fine
If it's up to me you're face will change
~If you scream then that just sets the tone~
Just be limber
~And if you don't go my knife'll go right to the bone~
Just be remember...
Ain't nobody slice you like I'll slice you
You're a slow one and that's what makes it easy
Late at night I'm stalkin' you
You wont know what hit you when I kill you
People are so stupid
Love me then they hate me
When I'm slicing their jugular
They say, 'So and so's related,
Once loved now they hated' and it doesn't matter anyway
'Cause bogey's back all right
~If you scream then that just sets the tone~
Just be limber
~And if you don't go my knife'll go right to the bone~
Just be remember...
Ain't nobody slice you like I'll slice you
You're a slow one and that's what makes it easy
Late at night I'm stalkin' you
You wont know what hit you when I kill you
Yeah
You know I could stop your pulse
I could end your life
~If you give me that chance to flail your flesh~
I won't let you dodge baby
~If you give me that chance to flail your flesh~
Here baby see the phone's dead, and then...
~You'd bet you'll die tonight~
I just wanna slice you baby
Yeah yeah yeah
~Girl, you'd bet you'll die tonight~
I just wanna slice you baby
Ooooooo
Man, what you gonna do?
In front of behind you
Back and forth, see?
I can hang from ceiling's too
While me and you play cat and mouse yo,
In the hall kids ask, 'Where did they go?'
Then I hear 'em say, 'Wow it's that guy, yo!'
I wanna say, 'Yeah, now you die, fool'
Same blood type
You my sister in life
Soon you'll be sleepin' and I'll be off all right
Looking at me wishin' I'd been arrested
I'll take a few shots then it'll burn in your chest
I'll drag you away and hide you wherever the heck
Funny how a little curse causes so much death
Running through the screens
Causing so many screams
Mobs in the streets make me run and be killed
The names Michael Myers and I always come back
King of Horror Movies now how heavy is that?
~You'd bet you'll die tonight~
I just wanna slice you baby
Yeah yeah yeah
~Girl, you'd bet you'll die tonight~
I just wanna slice you baby
Ooooooo
Ain't nobody slice you like I'll slice you
You're a slow one and that's what makes it easy
Late at night I'm stalkin' you
You wont know what hit you when I kill you
Break it down..
You know, I used to dream about this when I was a little boy
Never thought I could end up this way, drums.
I'm kinda crazy right?
*snickers* Yeah
You know, when you think about it, sometimes killers are just destined
Destined to kill, who they kill
Now that's how this is
Now everyone drop dead
~Screams echo and beat fades, Halloween theme is played with synthesizers and drums~
LOL, so how was it? Any suggestions? I know some stuff might not fit to the beat but I tried my best, the rap was especially hard to fit. Hope you like it.
