Like I Dodge You

~Parody of Justin Timberlake's 'Like I Love You'~

As performed by Laurie Strode

Written by Laurie Strode and Sharon Arnotdon

Produced by John Tate~ Summer Glen and Hillcrest Academy Records

Video Directed by Jamie Lloyd


Just something about it

Way I'm looking at him, in terror

He keeps looking at me

I'm gettin scared now

But

Don't stab me Michael

It's just Laurie

I'm gonna run tonight

Listen.

I kinda noticed something tonight

You've got a white mask

It's not that weird to me, to you it's fine

If it's up to me your mask will wing

~If you stalk then that just makes me moan~

Just be timid

~And if you wont go then I'll have to come for some more~

Just remember

Ain't nobody dodged you like I've dodged you

You're a wacko and that's what makes me fear you

Late at night I'm stabbing you

And you won't know the difference it don't hurt you

People are so lonely

Buried dead and homely

Aren't you sick of not being there?

They say 'Laurie's death's belated

She should have died in 2 man'

And it doesn't matter anyway

Because you're here tonight

~If you stalk then that just makes me moan~

Just be timid Michael

~And if you wont go then I'll have to come for some more~

Now just remember

Ain't nobody dodged you like I've dodged you

You're a wacko and that's what makes me fear you

Late at night I'm stabbing you

And you won't know the difference it don't hurt you

Yeah

You know I could move from your knife

I could tick you off

~If you give me that chance and move your hand~

You know I'll make you groan big brother

~If you give me that chance and move your hand~

Hear Michael see I'm not here... And then...

~You bet I'll run tonight~

I just wanna dodge you brother

Yeah, yeah, yeah

~Man you bet I'll run tonight~

I just wanna dodge you brother

Maaann ooooooo

Mike what you gonna do?

I just escaped you

I'm there no here

See, I can be real slick too!

While the two of us run around the place bro

I hear the cops come to get you and I'm glad tho

And I hear 'em say 'Dude it's a prank yo'

Then I yell 'No we're in here oh'

You get me with your knife

On the shoulder but thats all right

You'll be fakin death while I go hide

Pull you right past me into the coroners van

Shove up there I know that they're dead

Now I have to wait til next Halloween then

We can see who has who laying dead

Making freaky scenes

Screaming with no means

Sons hidden now but I cant keep him still

The names Laurie Strode and where exactly am I at?

Well if I said I'd be dead and we just can't have that!

~You bet I'll run tonight~

I just wanna dodge you brother

Yeah, yeah, yeah

~Man you bet I'll run tonight~

I just wanna dodge you brother

Maaann ooooooo

Ain't nobody dodged you like I've dodged you

You're a wacko and that's what makes me fear you

Late at night I'm stabbing you

And you won't know the difference it don't hurt you

You know,

I never dreamed like this as a little girl

Never thought I'd live my life this way, drums

Kinda freaky right?

Yeah

You know sometimes people

Are just destined

Destined to live how they live

Now that's what fate is

Now everyone back to class!

~Group of teens bustle and we hear a door close.~

All singing in ~_~ done by John Tate


Hope you like, I'll try and write more to this song