Like I Dodge You
~Parody of Justin Timberlake's 'Like I Love You'~
As performed by Laurie Strode
Written by Laurie Strode and Sharon Arnotdon
Produced by John Tate~ Summer Glen and Hillcrest Academy Records
Video Directed by Jamie Lloyd
Just something about it
Way I'm looking at him, in terror
He keeps looking at me
I'm gettin scared now
But
Don't stab me Michael
It's just Laurie
I'm gonna run tonight
Listen.
I kinda noticed something tonight
You've got a white mask
It's not that weird to me, to you it's fine
If it's up to me your mask will wing
~If you stalk then that just makes me moan~
Just be timid
~And if you wont go then I'll have to come for some more~
Just remember
Ain't nobody dodged you like I've dodged you
You're a wacko and that's what makes me fear you
Late at night I'm stabbing you
And you won't know the difference it don't hurt you
People are so lonely
Buried dead and homely
Aren't you sick of not being there?
They say 'Laurie's death's belated
She should have died in 2 man'
And it doesn't matter anyway
Because you're here tonight
~If you stalk then that just makes me moan~
Just be timid Michael
~And if you wont go then I'll have to come for some more~
Now just remember
Ain't nobody dodged you like I've dodged you
You're a wacko and that's what makes me fear you
Late at night I'm stabbing you
And you won't know the difference it don't hurt you
Yeah
You know I could move from your knife
I could tick you off
~If you give me that chance and move your hand~
You know I'll make you groan big brother
~If you give me that chance and move your hand~
Hear Michael see I'm not here... And then...
~You bet I'll run tonight~
I just wanna dodge you brother
Yeah, yeah, yeah
~Man you bet I'll run tonight~
I just wanna dodge you brother
Maaann ooooooo
Mike what you gonna do?
I just escaped you
I'm there no here
See, I can be real slick too!
While the two of us run around the place bro
I hear the cops come to get you and I'm glad tho
And I hear 'em say 'Dude it's a prank yo'
Then I yell 'No we're in here oh'
You get me with your knife
On the shoulder but thats all right
You'll be fakin death while I go hide
Pull you right past me into the coroners van
Shove up there I know that they're dead
Now I have to wait til next Halloween then
We can see who has who laying dead
Making freaky scenes
Screaming with no means
Sons hidden now but I cant keep him still
The names Laurie Strode and where exactly am I at?
Well if I said I'd be dead and we just can't have that!
~You bet I'll run tonight~
I just wanna dodge you brother
Yeah, yeah, yeah
~Man you bet I'll run tonight~
I just wanna dodge you brother
Maaann ooooooo
Ain't nobody dodged you like I've dodged you
You're a wacko and that's what makes me fear you
Late at night I'm stabbing you
And you won't know the difference it don't hurt you
You know,
I never dreamed like this as a little girl
Never thought I'd live my life this way, drums
Kinda freaky right?
Yeah
You know sometimes people
Are just destined
Destined to live how they live
Now that's what fate is
Now everyone back to class!
~Group of teens bustle and we hear a door close.~
All singing in ~_~ done by John Tate
Hope you like, I'll try and write more to this song
