Sauraman: Who now can stand against the might of Sauron and Sauraman?

Aragorn: Hello! Right here!

Orc: What about their legs? They don't need them.

Merry: Hey, I happen to be rather attached to those.

Eomer: I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little further from the ground.

Legolas: You would die before your stroke fell.

Aragorn: Okay, overreact much?

Gollum: Orcs don't use it, Orcs don't know it. They have to go round for miles and miles. Under his breath Wonder if I should have mention the Nazgul patrols. Nah

Gollum (referring to the being tied up): That would kill us, kill us!

Sam: That's the point!

Frodo: (after Gollum saves him in the Marshes): Gollum?

Sam: Frodo what part of he wants the Ring don't you understand

Sam: I thought they were dead.

Gollum: No you cannot kill them.

Frodo: Where's Eowyn when you need her?

Gollum: . They are calling for it.

Nazgul: You have something of ours and it calls to us. The precious calls to us.

Gimli: Orc blood!

Legolas: How do you know what Orc blood tastes like? Gives Gimli a strange look.

Aragorn: It goes ill with the King

Gandalf: No shit!