Chapter 2: Frodo's Clairvoyant?

Frodo( after having the dream with Gandalf): I'm getting really sick of all these vision dreams. We know he's not dead!

As Sam and Frodo climb down the rope it breaks

Frodo: Oh, shit. Crappy Elvish rope!

Frodo: We can't leave it here for someone to follow us down.

Sam: Whose going to follow us out here?

Frodo: Um, Gollum!

Sam: Gollum doesn't use rope Mr. Frodo!

Frodod: We're not alone.

Sam: How do you know?

Frodo: Clairvoyant, remember?

Gollum (before attacking Sam): I vant to suck your blood.

Frodo: You will lead us to the Black Gate

Gollum: Oh hell no!

Sam: Let's kill him

Gollum: It's right this way!

Aragorn: Rohan, home of the Horse-lords

Legolas(very sarcastically): I'm still waiting to be impressed

Theodred: So let me get this straight, my sole purpose in this movie is to die a horrible painful death?

Boromir: Welcome to the club, pal.