White-ish Hair Unite

Chapter 9: A White-ish Halloween part2

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi Oh! is not mine. So you can't turn me in for stealing. Bummer, huh?

Me: Oh no I forgot to update now I'm behind! Sniffle, why did I decide to do. . .

BANG!

Me: Huh? Whaaa?

Police: You better come with us.

Me: Why?

P: You used Yu-Gi-Oh and claimed it as your own

M: (bored face) Didn't you read the Disclaimer?

P: What Disclaimer?

M: The one about 9 lines above this one

P: Wait, are you this fabled Ian?

M: Ahhhh, sort of.

P: I guess we'll have to take you in anyway.

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The neighbor said "Honey what's that noise?"

"I don't know, probably some kids celebrating Halloween."

"Odd music for that."

The Another. . .Huh? oh, the next day (A/N: I should fire him for bad grammer)

"Trick or treating starts at nineteen hundred hours," Ian started

"Look, Ian we're not in the military." Marik reacted

"Oh fine seven o' clock. Just trying to throw in some," Ian was cut off again, this time by the doorbell, "I hate doorbells."

"Then why do you have one?"

"Oh shut up."

Ian opened the door to see an early trick or treater.

"Trick or. . ." Ian slammed the door on him.

"Suspense." Ian finished

Another Same (A/N: *sigh*) At 7 o' clock

Some kid came to the door "trick or treat"

"Here have a sucker." Marik said

A few paintballs then an egg flew out of a bush.

"Sucker!" Yami Bakura yelled "Yeah that makes 7!"

Malik came to the door.

"Augh! A devil hikari!" Ian shrieked.

Just then about 20 eggs flew and Malik launched off like a rocket

"Roar!" Marik yelled "I swear on my only pair of pants that I will have my revenge on him!"

Then Anzu (A/N: My sister got me used to saying the Japanese names) came to the door. Ian opened the door then Immediately shut it.

"Ian, honey!" Anzu said

"Don't call me that!' Ian shouted back

"Don't you love me as I love you?"

"I hate you with a passion!" Ian made a signal through the window

"Eek! Ian, some eggs flew out of a bush at me! Eek! Ian, silly string flew out of the bush! Eek! Ian, some cat flew out the bush and attacked me!"

Ian opened the door "That would be mine"

Anzu left and the others came out of hiding.

"Man, she is dumb!" Yami Bakura yelled

"So tell me Ian why did you name your gray cat, Pudding?" Marik asked

"Bor did, when he was three." Ian answered

Another later (A/N: grrr)

Pegasus came to the door dressed as a vampire.

Yami Bakura answered "Hi! Ahhhh!" Yami Bakura slammed the door "I hate vampires, they scare me. But wait, I'll kill it!"

Yami Bakura ran out and started poking Pegasus with a chair leg. "Die Vampire!"

Pegasus pulled the costume off, "It's me you dult! Also there are no more trick or treaters."

"Fine then I'll do this!" Ian smashed his doorbell.