White-ish Hair Unite Chapter 12: Card Game

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me in any way, shape, or form

Me: This chapter is based on a real event. Feel free to review saying: me and my friends are odd creatures who can't play a card game even after we learn it a bunch of times. Or you could say: me and my friends are smart critters who just couldn't play because we can't learn a card game from a girl. Finally you could say: My friends and I (There happy now?! Stupid computer.) are brilliant science engineers who are just too smart to learn a simple card game. Your choice. O= :) (Can you see the light bulb?)

Me(again): this is somewhat like Whose Line is it Anyway.

Disclaimer(again): Whose Line is it Anyway doesn't belong to me in any way, shape, or form

Pegasus: Disgruntled person who can't teach us to play cards

Ian: Me

Yami B.: Friend who wants to bomb the world

Yami M.: Friend who stuck an "it's all about me" sticker on his forehead

Malik: friend who spelled does D O S E

Yami: Friend who sings "I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, S M R T , I am so smart"

Note: it will be easier for me to put the chapter in the same style of the disclaimer

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Pegasus: Agent Y B, stop sending people into the black abyss, get over here!

Yami B: What? What is it?

Pegasus: We're going to calm you down with a card game.

Yami: Is it duel monsters I'm good at that.

Ian: There are more card games than just duel monsters. Wha? Wait how'd you get here?

Yami: The...

Malik: Dolphins, I know.

Pegasus: Lets play Mafia.

Yami M: What's that? Never heard of it.

Yami: Is it like duel monsters?

Ian: It includes a normal American deck of cards.

Yami: What's American? Is it like duel monsters? (A/N: Many things Yami does didn't really happen.)

Pegasus: The ace is the mafia. You kill things. The king is the doctor. You save people. The queen is the cop. You try to find the mafia.

Yami B: Yes, Q for cop.

Pegasus: I'll bet that's how you spell it. Every other card is a town's person. I'll be God. Alright, everyone go to sleep. That means shut your eyes, Yami B.

Pegasus: Mafia, wake-up. Who do you want to kill? Just point to them. Doctor, wake-up. Who do you want to save or prevent from dying? Cop, wake- up. Who do you want to investigate? Everyone wake-up. Last night something terrible happened: Malik was killed, he was walking home and a tree fell on him. The doctor saved the wrong person.

Ian: Oooops.

Pegasus: Ian! You're not supposed to say who you are.

Ian: How was I supposed to know that?

Pegasus: *handing out new cards* New game. Mafia wake-up, who do you want to kill?

Yami: I summon the almighty Ace, to kill Ian!

Pegasus: Shut-up Yami! (A/N: That game didn't happen.)

Many tries later and a few correct games. (A/N: Plus many trials when the wrong person was persecuted and killed by the death penalty.)

Yami (God): Cop wake up...

Yami B: Wait who's the cop me or Yami M?

Yami: Yami M.

Ian: Yami!

A short time later.

Malik (God): Mafia wake-up. Who do you want to kill? You can't kill God!

Pegasus: It's Yami B!

Malik: What? How did you know?

Pegasus: He's the only person who'd do that.

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Me: So, if you feel like dissing my friends, and I go for it.

Police: I'm gonna teach you not to shoot an officer with a paintball gun!