White-ish Hair Unite
Chapter 12: Card Game
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me in any way, shape, or form
Me: This chapter is based on a real event. Feel free to review saying: me and my friends are odd creatures who can't play a card game even after we learn it a bunch of times. Or you could say: me and my friends are smart critters who just couldn't play because we can't learn a card game from a girl. Finally you could say: My friends and I (There happy now?! Stupid computer.) are brilliant science engineers who are just too smart to learn a simple card game. Your choice. O= :) (Can you see the light bulb?)
Me(again): this is somewhat like Whose Line is it Anyway.
Disclaimer(again): Whose Line is it Anyway doesn't belong to me in any way, shape, or form
Pegasus: Disgruntled person who can't teach us to play cards
Ian: Me
Yami B.: Friend who wants to bomb the world
Yami M.: Friend who stuck an "it's all about me" sticker on his forehead
Malik: friend who spelled does D O S E
Yami: Friend who sings "I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, S M R T , I am so smart"
Note: it will be easier for me to put the chapter in the same style of the disclaimer
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Pegasus: Agent Y B, stop sending people into the black abyss, get over here!
Yami B: What? What is it?
Pegasus: We're going to calm you down with a card game.
Yami: Is it duel monsters I'm good at that.
Ian: There are more card games than just duel monsters. Wha? Wait how'd you get here?
Yami: The...
Malik: Dolphins, I know.
Pegasus: Lets play Mafia.
Yami M: What's that? Never heard of it.
Yami: Is it like duel monsters?
Ian: It includes a normal American deck of cards.
Yami: What's American? Is it like duel monsters? (A/N: Many things Yami does didn't really happen.)
Pegasus: The ace is the mafia. You kill things. The king is the doctor. You save people. The queen is the cop. You try to find the mafia.
Yami B: Yes, Q for cop.
Pegasus: I'll bet that's how you spell it. Every other card is a town's person. I'll be God. Alright, everyone go to sleep. That means shut your eyes, Yami B.
Pegasus: Mafia, wake-up. Who do you want to kill? Just point to them. Doctor, wake-up. Who do you want to save or prevent from dying? Cop, wake- up. Who do you want to investigate? Everyone wake-up. Last night something terrible happened: Malik was killed, he was walking home and a tree fell on him. The doctor saved the wrong person.
Ian: Oooops.
Pegasus: Ian! You're not supposed to say who you are.
Ian: How was I supposed to know that?
Pegasus: *handing out new cards* New game. Mafia wake-up, who do you want to kill?
Yami: I summon the almighty Ace, to kill Ian!
Pegasus: Shut-up Yami! (A/N: That game didn't happen.)
Many tries later and a few correct games. (A/N: Plus many trials when the wrong person was persecuted and killed by the death penalty.)
Yami (God): Cop wake up...
Yami B: Wait who's the cop me or Yami M?
Yami: Yami M.
Ian: Yami!
A short time later.
Malik (God): Mafia wake-up. Who do you want to kill? You can't kill God!
Pegasus: It's Yami B!
Malik: What? How did you know?
Pegasus: He's the only person who'd do that.
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Me: So, if you feel like dissing my friends, and I go for it.
Police: I'm gonna teach you not to shoot an officer with a paintball gun!
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me in any way, shape, or form
Me: This chapter is based on a real event. Feel free to review saying: me and my friends are odd creatures who can't play a card game even after we learn it a bunch of times. Or you could say: me and my friends are smart critters who just couldn't play because we can't learn a card game from a girl. Finally you could say: My friends and I (There happy now?! Stupid computer.) are brilliant science engineers who are just too smart to learn a simple card game. Your choice. O= :) (Can you see the light bulb?)
Me(again): this is somewhat like Whose Line is it Anyway.
Disclaimer(again): Whose Line is it Anyway doesn't belong to me in any way, shape, or form
Pegasus: Disgruntled person who can't teach us to play cards
Ian: Me
Yami B.: Friend who wants to bomb the world
Yami M.: Friend who stuck an "it's all about me" sticker on his forehead
Malik: friend who spelled does D O S E
Yami: Friend who sings "I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, S M R T , I am so smart"
Note: it will be easier for me to put the chapter in the same style of the disclaimer
~
Pegasus: Agent Y B, stop sending people into the black abyss, get over here!
Yami B: What? What is it?
Pegasus: We're going to calm you down with a card game.
Yami: Is it duel monsters I'm good at that.
Ian: There are more card games than just duel monsters. Wha? Wait how'd you get here?
Yami: The...
Malik: Dolphins, I know.
Pegasus: Lets play Mafia.
Yami M: What's that? Never heard of it.
Yami: Is it like duel monsters?
Ian: It includes a normal American deck of cards.
Yami: What's American? Is it like duel monsters? (A/N: Many things Yami does didn't really happen.)
Pegasus: The ace is the mafia. You kill things. The king is the doctor. You save people. The queen is the cop. You try to find the mafia.
Yami B: Yes, Q for cop.
Pegasus: I'll bet that's how you spell it. Every other card is a town's person. I'll be God. Alright, everyone go to sleep. That means shut your eyes, Yami B.
Pegasus: Mafia, wake-up. Who do you want to kill? Just point to them. Doctor, wake-up. Who do you want to save or prevent from dying? Cop, wake- up. Who do you want to investigate? Everyone wake-up. Last night something terrible happened: Malik was killed, he was walking home and a tree fell on him. The doctor saved the wrong person.
Ian: Oooops.
Pegasus: Ian! You're not supposed to say who you are.
Ian: How was I supposed to know that?
Pegasus: *handing out new cards* New game. Mafia wake-up, who do you want to kill?
Yami: I summon the almighty Ace, to kill Ian!
Pegasus: Shut-up Yami! (A/N: That game didn't happen.)
Many tries later and a few correct games. (A/N: Plus many trials when the wrong person was persecuted and killed by the death penalty.)
Yami (God): Cop wake up...
Yami B: Wait who's the cop me or Yami M?
Yami: Yami M.
Ian: Yami!
A short time later.
Malik (God): Mafia wake-up. Who do you want to kill? You can't kill God!
Pegasus: It's Yami B!
Malik: What? How did you know?
Pegasus: He's the only person who'd do that.
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Me: So, if you feel like dissing my friends, and I go for it.
Police: I'm gonna teach you not to shoot an officer with a paintball gun!
