Note: Hi! We made this fic wordy because they are teens in high school and it's that time of life where you use the wordy words to the fullest.

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Get Your Rock On

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It was Saturday night and Piper was lying in bed, there was no Leo.

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"LEO YOU DICK HEAD!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK HER OUT!" Cole yelled at Leo in his bedroom.

"It' wasn't that easy Cole," Leo said lying down on his bed as Cole sat on the desk.

"Umm let me see. Hi Piper I really like you would you like to go out with me?" Cole in his trying girls voice, "Oh yes LEOooO!!!"

"You make it sound simple."

"IT IS FUCKIN' SIMPLE WYATT! It's not like you have to marry her or anything!"

"BOYS!" Leo's mother yelled from the other side of Leo's room door.

"Yeah Mom!" Leo yelled.

"Dinner Time."

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On Piper's bed was Piper in tears. She thought she must have be crazy to think Leo Wyatt liked her, she was just plain old Piper Halliwell. What guy would like Piper Halliwell. Even Grams had a date tonight!

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Drive In.

"So alone at last we are Penny."

"Yes we are," Grams said to her date in the front seat of his car. "So how are my Granddaughters doing at school?"

"Your Granddaughter? They go to my school?"

"Yes the do Principal Devilnic," Grams said in a mocking tone.

"Oh please Penny call me Ben," Principal Devilnic said not catching on Grams mocking him.

"You know Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Paige?"

"You know them?"

"Ben they are my Grandchildren."

"Oh well you look to young to be a Grandmother." This was one of Principal Devilnic's lame moves.

"Do you even know my Grandchildren Ben?"

"Lets see... Prue. Ah yes, a cheerleader, very pretty too," Principal Devilnic said with a dreamy look on his face then he snapped out of it looking at Grams, "Um so... I've heard from other fellow guy students. Pepper... Um..."

"It's Piper."

"Oh Piper, well Piper... I know Phoebe, who doesn't know Phoebe... I mean all the guys know Phoebe... and girls. And Paige a good little girl she is."

"That nice to hear," Grams said smiling about her Granddaughters.

"So..." Principal Devilnic started and then lean forward to kiss Grams...

"Oh yes. Oh yes Andy. Yes. Yes. Yes. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Prue screamed. Andy keep going thinking Prue was enjoying it.

Until Prue pushed him off her. "What? Did I do something wrong?" Andy asked confused because this would have been the first time.

"MY GRANDMOTHER IS IN THAT RED CAR MAKING OUT WITH OUR PRINCIPAL!" Prue screamed.

"WHAT? Where? Let me look!"

"ANDY!"

"Oh sorry Sugar."

"Lets get out of here. Oh God I'm going to have nightmares from the rest of my LIFE!"

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Inside Burger King.

"Damn! I forgot to ask for extra cheese in my burger!" Paige was at Burger King with Richard and Glen.

"I'll get you another one!" Glen offered.

"No I'll get it for you Paige!" Richard said.

"Hey I said I would first!" Glen yelled at Richard.

"Yeah well maybe she wants me to get it for her!"

"Or maybe she wants your sorry ass to leave her ALONE!"

"BOYS BOYS BOYS. Please no fighting. Why don't you both go together and get it for me." Paige said.

"Oh yes Paige," Richard said.

"You're paying for it," Glen said to Richard as they both went to get Paige another burger.

"No you are!" Richard yelled back.

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A Party full of Teens.

"Sugar! Huh ah Honey Honey! You are my candy Girl and you got me wanting you!" Phoebe sang loud doing the running man.

"GO FREEBIE!" Someone yelled which made Phoebe do the running man faster.

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Manor - TV's on in the living room and Piper is in tears watching Grease - [ Olivia Newton-John is singing outside by herself to "Hopelessly Devoted To You" ]

My mind saying full forget

My hearts saying don't let go

Hold on to the end that's what I intend to do hopelessly devoted to you

BUT NOW THERE'S NO WHERE TO HIDE SINCE PUSH MY LOVE ASIDE I'M OUT MY HEAD

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU...

Then went the box chocolates Piper was eating, she through them at the TV. "THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY SANDY! AT LEAST YOU GOT TO MAKE OUT WITH DANNY! AT LEAST YOU GOT A GUY!"

Then there was a knock at the door, "O My God! Who can that be?" Piper said as she got up and combed her hair quickly with her hand and brushed her tears away heading for the door.

"Hi, my name is Chris and my car broke down. I was wondering if I could use your phone?" The young handsome stranger said.

"Yeah it's in the living room," Piper said showing him. If it was any other girl they would have follow this young handsome stranger like a puppy dog but Piper wasn't even bothered checking him out.

"Hi... Umm I need a Cab... My car broke down..." Chris pretended on the phone like he was talking to someone. "I'm on the corner of Pine and Prescott..."

"Oh sorry I unplugged all the phones before so the phone didn't ring while I was watching my movie," Piper said has she reached over to plugged in the phone.

"Damn Chris that was close," Chris said to himself. "Oh yeah I was wondering why it wasn't working," Chris tried to cover.

"Thanks," Chris said to Piper after he got off the phone.

"You're welcome," Piper said walking him to the front door.

"Where's Dad... I mean where's your boyfriend?" Chris asked.

Piper pushed Chris out the door and said, "I'm not interested," slamming the door shut.

"WHAT?" Chris said to himself. "EWW! My mother thought I was HITTING on her!"

Piper walked back into the living room and sat on the couch crying again, she was crying because she couldn't help but notice Chris had eyes just like Leo.

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Leo's Bedroom Cole is karaoke to Michael Jackson... It's really BAD too!

Your Butt Is Mine, Gonna Take You Right

Just Show Your Face, In Broad Daylight

I'm Telling You, On How I Feel

Gonna Hurt Your Mind, Don't Shoot To Kill

Come On, Come On, Lay It On Me All Right...

I'm Giving You, On Count Of Three

To Show Your Stuff, Or Let It Be...

I'm Telling You, Just Watch Your Mouth

I Know Your Game, What You're About

Well They Say The Sky's, The Limit

And To Me That's Really True, But My Friend You Have, Seen Nothing

Just Wait 'Til I Get Through...

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad - Come On

(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad - You Know It

(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad - Come On, You Know

(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Bad...

"Cole give me that!" Leo said as he grabbed the mic off Cole, because Leo wanted to sing himself to Michael Jackson's Bille Jean to drown his sorrows.

She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene

I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One

Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene

Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One

Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do

And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts

Cole joined in: Heeeee

And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love

And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth

Cole & Leo together

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One

But The Kid Is Not My Son

She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son

Cole: WOH!

Leo: Piper Halliwell's not my LOVER!

"Leo Bro it's Bille Jean who's not your lover she just a girl who claim that your are the one but the kid is not your son," Cole said with the mic in this hand.

"I know it's Bille Jean!' Give me that!" Leo said grabbing the mic out of Cole's hand trying to deny her just said Piper's name.

"Boys are you O.K. in there we heard screaming... Or were you boys singing again?" Leo father asked banging on the door.

Leo walked over and opened the door. "We're fine Dad."

"Oh you guy are singing again. Leo put on that song from Right Said Fred, you know I'm too sexy," Leo's father said taking the mic and standing in the middle of the the room.

I'm Too Sexy For Love Too Sexy For My Love...

"It gonna be one long night," Leo said to Cole.

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Mean while at Dan's

Dan's parents where out for the night so he took advantage of it... In a Dan way...

Dan ran down the stairs in his underwear with is hair brush pretending to be George Michael from his WHAM! days singing even worse then Cole.

Jitterbug

Jitterbug

You put the boom boom into my heart

You send my soul sky high when your loving starts

Jitterbug into to my brain

Goes a BANG BANG til my feet to the same

But something bugging you

Something ain't right

My best friend told me what you do last night

You left sleepin' in my bed

I was dreamin' WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOU INSTEAD!

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN' ON LIKE A YO YO

WAKE ME UP BEFORE GO GO

BECAUSE I'M NOT PLANIN' ON GOING SOLO

Don't wanna miss it when you hit that high!

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

TAKE ME DANCING TONIGHT!!! [ like someone would wanna go dancing with Dan ]

"DAN!!!" Piper yelled banging on the door.

"O My God Piper's HERE!" Dan through his brush away and spat in his hands and brushed his hair with it. He walked over and opened the door for Piper. "Hi. How you doing?" Dan winked at Piper.

"Dan where's your clothes?"

Dan looked down and noticed he was still in his underwear. "Umm... Just give me a minute."

Ten minutes later a fully clothed Dan come down. "I brought a movie with me. Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas," Piper told Dan waiting for him in the living room.

"Is it Romancing the Stone?" Dan asked.

"No, not that one Dan.

"Jewel of the Nile?"

"No not that one too."

"Then what other movie Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas do together?"

"The War of the Roses," Piper told him.

"The War of the Roses. We can't watch that it's got sex scenes."

"I know Michael Douglas naked gotta be good," Piper said has she put the tape in the VCR.

Dan and Piper watching the movie - [ Kathleen Turner bites Michael Douglas' dick ]

Michael Douglas: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Kathleen Turner: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Dan quickly covered his with the pillow. This movie wasn't no where romantic to the other movies Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas had done together, this movie was kinda depressing, it showed a very very very very very dark side to marriage were two people who were so much in love now hate each others GUTS! But to Piper and the state she was in this movie made her feel better.

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It was Monday morning and English for, Piper, Leo, Cole and Dan. "Hi Piper," Dan said walking past Piper. "Thanks for Saturday night."

This caught Leo's attention and Piper noticed. Piper got up and walked over to Dan. "Hi Dan," she said and then grabbed him for a kiss right in front of Leo which left both Leo and Cole speechless and their mouths open.

"Leo you gotta do something!" Cole said.

"I will," Leo said getting up.

Leo got up and walked towards Piper. Piper could tell Leo was heading her way. "Did making out with Dan in front of him make him tick?" Piper thought. Then he was behind her, he wasn't there to see Piper he was there to see Missy Campbell.

"Hi Missy," Leo said.

"Leo hi."

Then Leo grabbed Missy and gave her a passionate kiss which Piper saw.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Oh you must be Chris Perry. The new student," Ms. Banks said to the new guy, but Chris was still shocked over Leo's little scene right in front of Piper.

"Chris?" Piper said turning around remembering the guy who used the phone on Saturday night.

Leo broke his loveless kiss from Missy and wondered who this Chris guy was.

"Hi Mo... Piper," Chris said taking a seat next to her.

"You two know each other?" Ms. Banks asked.

"Yeah we do... Well I do," Chris said.

Leo eves dropped to find out how this Chris guy knew Piper and if he could be trusted.

"But we only met on Saturday night," Piper said.

"Piper you're turning out to be some kind of slut," Leo said from behind.

"EXCUSE ME!" Piper yelled at Leo.

"Oh it's nothing like that Leo. Trust me it can't," Chris said.

"What ever," Leo said getting up.

"Don't You Walk Away From Me Mr.!" Piper yelled as she got up and grabbed Leo's arm. "Who The Hell Do You Think You Are Calling Me A SLUT!!!"

"I'm just saying it like it is Ms. Halliwell."

"MR. WYATT! MS. HALLIWELL! OUTSIDE THE BOTH OF YOU!" Ms. Banks yelled.

"FUCK!" Cole cursed out load, "How hell are they going to get together NOW!"

"Great this is just gonna fuck my future up!" Chris said to himself.

"So your name's Chris," Missy said taking a liking into Chris.

"Get over yourself Missy. Leo's doesn't like you, he's in love with Piper. They get married and have four children together... Which I think I have already fucked up," Chris said.

"What?" Missy said confused.

Cole heard Chris' little out burst. "Man this Chris guy is gonna get it. Who fuck does he think he is!?!" Cole said to himself.

Chris turned around and saw Cole, "Uncle Cole," he said to himself. Cole saw Chris looking at him and showed him the finger.

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Songs

Hopeless Devoted To You - Olivia Newton - John - 1978

Bad - Michael Jackson - 1988

Bille Jean - Michael Jackson - 1983

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - WHAM! - 1984

I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred - 1980s (not sure of the year)

A/N - Song Lyrics might be a bit off since anjana quoted from the top of her head. If you wanna correct us feel free too.

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Chris had come back to warn his Parents and Aunts but all he's done is screw things up... Mohahahahah... Find out what he came back for in the next part of CHARMED AT BAKER HIGH.

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