Disclaimer: I still do not own Lord of the Rings and considering I am several billion times poorer than Bill Gates I do not expect to buy the rights to it from anyone any time soon. (If that is even possible)

"Are you sure? I mean somehow you're no quite how I envisioned you," began the very confused elf prince.

"There has been a terrible mistake," Ankara-'Cindy'- began tentatively.

"Okay...," Legolas was utterly confused by now. "One question...dude," he began after a pause.

"Dude?" Cindy interrupted.

"...um...yeah! Dude!" Legolas continued boldly as Ankara began to doubt whether it was wise to come here or not. "Dude, can you, like, take off your cloak so I can see what you look like Legolas continued.

Ankara paused. She didn't want to actually she him what she looked like...she had sent him over 10,000 junk mails...but she figured it was her duty to reveal her identity.

Slowly she pulled her cloak's hood down. She could see the shock on the elf prince's face.

If there was anything Legolas had been expecting, it was not this. He was expecting a rather ugly, over obsessive human girl. Not a beautiful elven girl who seemed not to care about him. This-this-this was...Legolas had to sit down in shock.

"Look, I know I'm not what you're expecting..." Ankara began apologetically. Before she could finish her sentence, though, she noticed that Legolas was paying no attention to her. "You know...!" She began angrily, but before she could chew him out he held up a silencing finger.

The elf prince walked slowly toward some bushes and began searching through the bushes with his bow and arrow in his hand.

"What..." Ankara began again, putting her hands on her hips.

"I thought I heard something...like-like typing," Legolas explained shortly.

"You've got mail," The computer added.

"Turn that thing off, please," Legolas ordered as he drew his bow and pointed toward the bush.

Ankara flipped a switch and turned the computer off . It was one thing to annoy an elf prince from several miles away through email. It was another thing to annoy an elf prince standing right next to you with a drawn bow.

"Now, where were we?" Legolas put his bow and arrow down and sat on the closest tree stump.

"Well...I, uh....There's no easy way to say this," Ankara began tentatively.

"Alright...," Legolas was still very confused. "Just say it then, I guess."

"Can I be frank with you?"

"Yes..."

"And you won't shoot me?"

"What?"

"With your bow and arrow. You won't shoot me for telling you frankly?"

"No! I just might if you keep stalling though."

Ankara hesitated, "Alright. I hate you."

Legolas almost fell off of his tree stump. A stab of pain went through his heart and could be clearly seen on his face.

"Well, maybe...maybe not hate..." Ankara began reading his expression. "More of a 'want to annoy' than hate."

"Oh," Legolas was still feeling a little faint. "Did you send all of the anonymous emails then?"

"Anonymous? I wrote Cindy Ellenshare at the bottom of everyone!"

"Wha-what?" Legolas began intelligently. "You? Email? Over 10,000!" He continued.

"Yes. I wanted to annoy you. Will you ever forgive me?" Ankara smiled sweetly and batted her eyes. She could see Legolas thinking about it. It worked every time.

"Hmmm...I will forgive you..."

"Ankara"

"...Ankara. But, on one condition. You must go out on a date with me, considering Cindy cannot."