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"So what now?" Ankara asked.

"Er...," Legolas began, "I'm not sure."

Ankara rolled her eyes. "Make way for the brilliant leader," She shouted, exasperated, to a small, furry woodland creature as it scuttled away.

"Do you have a better idea?"

"Yeah. Find the way home for me."

"How can you get lost in the forest that you live in?"

"I live in the outskirts of the forest. You know, where there is sunlight, instead of over-gelled hair."

"Too bad they don't have anything to do in the 'outskirts'."

"What!?"

"Well, you spend all of your time emailing people junk mail."

"Oh yeah?! Well at least I get email that isn't 'fan mail'!"

"At least I have fans!"

"At least I don't have a stalker!"

At a lost of a retort, Legolas, very maturely, stuck out his tongue.

Ankara did the same.

Then they glared at each other.

After that, Ankara walked away and sat behind one tree, while Legolas sat behind another.

From there, they decided to shoot nasty looks at each other, from where they sitting.

Luckily, before they had time to move onto throwing small sticks at each other, Haldir returned.

"Hi guys!" He called, excitedly. "Guess what! I got my test results back!"

Ankara and Legolas both shot him a quick nasty look, hoping he would shut up so they could throw sticks at each other. He didn't get the hint, even though now he could see it.

"The doctors told me I have 5/20 vision and I can hear .1 decibel loud things! Is that great or what!"

Legolas and Ankara weren't paying any attention. They had decided to throw sticks at each other anyway, and were both enjoying watching the other get whacked on the head by sticks.

"Okay! I'll just go...er...look for the stalker...or...something...," Haldir ended, sensing awkwardness.

"Fine," Legolas and Ankara called together. This made them even angrier at each other, and so they started throwing slightly larger sticks at each other.

"...yeah. I'm going now...," Haldir added, leaving.

"Fine." Ankara and Legolas said, again in unison. Now, since they were both in a little pain, they decided to throw insults.

"Ugly!"

"Stupid!"

"Brainless!"

"That means stupid, Stupid!"

"Oh yeah?! Cow!"

"Cow!? Why I outta..."

Haldir smiled as he walked away. Kids these days, he thought wistfully. Why, I remember when I was 5,012...