Chapter 7 - Lets go out for a picnic
Author rant---
Ren: Aloha! How is everyone today?
Jonouchi: Crappy!
Ren: Shut up! I wasn't asking you!
Jonouchi: You did too! You said "How is everyone today?" *copies ren in a girlish tone of voice*
Ren: I'll KILL YOU! *runs after jonouchi*
Jonouchi: Nhea nhea! You can't catch me! Old hag!
Ren: Just you watch me! *tackles jonouchi to the ground*
Jonouchi: Hah! Got you! *glomps ren*
Ren: Damn! Now I have been caught by the evil monster! Someone save me!
Jonouchi: No one can save you now! Hahahahahaha!
Seto: You two sicken me.....
Jonouchi: Why don't you shut your mouth!
Ren: Jonouchi! Be nice!
Jonouchi: But he just insulted us!
Seto: You mutt....all you do is follow your masters orders! You really are a dog, Jonouchi Katsuya!
Jonouchi: Why I otta--!
Ren: Calm down Jonouchi..... And you! Seto! Why do you keep picking on Jonouchi?!
Seto: Because he's nothing but an idiotic moron!
Ren: I'll KILL YOU! *tackles seto*
Seto: You think violence will solve this? You're becoming just like that mutt Jonouchi!
Jonouchi: Don't listen Ren! Pulverize him!
Ren: Oh....I'll do much worse.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *leans in to seto*
Seto: Get off of me! I have lawyers! I'll sue!
Ren: No lawyer can save you now! *kisses seto on lips*
Jonouchi: OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! .
Seto: *blushes*
(background music: Bum bum BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)
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As the two new found lovers walked to the ice cream parlor, Ren spotted her worst nightmare....Honda. Not only was it bad enough to see him, but he was sitting right in front of the parlor like he was waiting for them.
Honda seemed to engrossed in his manga, which obviously was nothing but hentai. Unfortunatly he seemed to sense their presence and looked up, waving frantically in their direction. Jonouchi waved back with much enthusiasm.
"Jonouchi....."
"What is it Ren-chan?"
"Who is that creepy guy?"
"That's Hiroto Honda, he's my best bud."
"But.....he just looks like a wierd pervert! Just like you!"
"He kinda--hey! What do ya' mean just like me!"
"Come on Jonouchi....you so know you're a pervert."
"But....at least.....I.... "
"But, I guess that's why I like you, Mr. Pervert King."
Honda started to yell at Jonouchi to hurry up and get over to his table. Ren was a little reluctant in seeing how wierd this Honda's haircut looked and how anxious he was to see Jonouchi. When Jonouchi walked over to this Honda friend of his, they began to tease and punch eachother like five year-olds. Ren coughed nervously, not knowing what to do.
"Hey....Jono....who's that girl?" Honda said looking up surprised
"That's Ren. She's cool."
"Awsome. Hey....she's pretty cute.....maybe she'd like to go out with me sometime...."
"Yeah right! You moron, she's going out with me!"
"No way! A dimwit like you has a girlfriend?! Maybe her eyesite is off and she can't see how ugly you are...."
"Hah! You're the ugly one! You look like a monky......no wonder you don't have a girlfriend!"
"I'm just looking around!"
"Yeah....and I'm the easter bunny."
"Now that would just be wierd....."
"Shut up, numskull! Hey Ren! Come here!"
"Ok Jonouchi....what are you trying to prove....."
"Just you wait....."
Ren jogged over to Jonouchi and Honda a little confused. "What is it Jonouchi?" she asked concerned.
"Tell Honda how much you love me! Tell him how we kissed in the movie theater! He doesn't seem to believe me that your my girl!" Jonouchi whined like a little child.
"Wha--!" Ren's face burned so red it seemed like she was on fire.
"Jonouchi....I believe ya' man. So, Ren-chan, what do you see in this over-grown monky?" Honda jabbed his thumb at an angry Jonouchi who looked ready to kill him at any second.
"Well....I....ummm....Jonouchi is cute.....he's also kind, funny, and caring........even though he is a little perverted.....but I can live with that......and.....he is very unique."
"Well Honda, believe me now?"
"Yeah yeah yeah.....whatever.....I still don' think it's fair you get a girl and I don'......."
"That's just cause I got the better looks!"
"Gloating bastard.......well.....I was just looking for you Jonouchi. Yugi thought it would be fun if we all had a picnic! You, Yugi, Anzu, me, and I guess Ren now. What do ya' think?"
"Great idea man! What do you think, Ren?"
"Sounds like a good idea to me! I'm starving!" her stomach rumbled.
"God Jonouchi......she's like your long lost twin."
"It's the twilight zone!" Ren giggled as she pretended to be a zombie coming for Honda. "Need flesh.....Flesh!"
Jonouchi joined in with a good sense of humor. "Brains...need brains! Delicious brain!"
"OMG! The body snatchers have gotten to you too!"
"Hehehe.....yes Honda!" Ren laughed herself silly, she leaned on Jonouchi just to keep herself up.
"So Honda, man. When do we go?" Jonouchi asked in excitment with the prospect of food.
"Well.....I haven't called Anzu....and Yugi hasn't called back.......sooooo......I don't know."
"You are such a lazy ass, you know that?"
"It's ok Jono! Honda will call them right now! Right, Honda?"
"Yeah! Let's go find a payphone!"
"Ummm....Jonouchi...." Ren whispered to Jonouchi, they dropped back a little so Honda couldn't hear them.
"What is it?"
"Do you think we should call your sister and see if she's ok?"
"You're right......maybe we should. Hey! And then we could invite her along!"
"I think she might enjoy that."
"Hey Honda, my man! Found a payphone yet?"
"Yeah! There's one right in front of that store over there." Honda pointed across the street indicating a bright green booth.
"That's great!"
Honda ran across the street and began dialing as fast as he could. Ren and Jonouchi took their time walking down the crosswalk.
"This is going to be fun Jonouchi....."
"Yeah.....all that wonderful food......"
"Ummm......who's going to make the food?"
"Man.....that's a good question....."
"Maybe I should go back home and fix something up...
"Home? You mean my house?"
"Oh....yeah....hehe....your house." Ren's cheeks turned pink with embarrassment.
"I'll go with you."
"You don't have to do that, I can make the food."
"I don't want to leave you though, and you don't have the key to my house....." Jonouchi revealed a single key from his pocket, dangling it in front of Ren's face.
"Hey! Give me that key!" Desperately trying to swipe the key from Jonouchi's hand, Ren looked like a little child grabbing for candy.
"Not today, Ren-chan."
"Awwww! Why not?"
"Cause then you'll run back to my house without me. I know you all to well Ren."
"Damn....."
"Haha. I knew it, you did plan on leaving me."
"That's only cause if I try to make food, you'll try to eat it."
"I would never think of doing something like that!" Although his face said otherwise.
"You may not, but your stomach will."
"Ummm.....I guess that's true....but I'm still coming along."
"Fine. You're just like a stubborn little child, you know that?"
"Hmmm.....my mom always said I was.....never though much of it."
"Interesting..... Ugh.....my feet hurt like crap. We've been walking to much, I gotta' take a break and rest."
"If you do that then we'll be late gettin' home to make the food! Come on, I'll give you a ride on my back."
"Oh! My feet feel much better now! I can walk!"
"That's a load of bull and you know it, Ren. Are you scared that I would drop you?"
"No, I'm scared of something else....."
"I'm not dangerous ya' know."
"Fine....but if you try anything funny I'm gonna' have to hurt ya'!"
"Ohhhh....I'm so scared!"
"Hey you guys! Where are ya' goin'?!?" Honda yelled as he ran towards them.
"Oh, we're going back to Jonouchi's house to make food for the picnic."
"Ok, but I wasn't able to get ahold of Anzu.....her mom said she went out with some friends of hers. And Yugi is still asleep, his gramp's answered and said he would tell Yugi to meet us at the park at 12:00 sharp. So you two better hurry up and make that food."
"Okie dokie, come on Jono-san! On to your house!"
Jonouchi set off in the direction of his house, laughing and chatting while he went. However, the two of them did not notice Honda tailing behind the two of them carefully, hoping to see Shizuka....
*~*Let's take a trip back to Yami and Shikyo ^.^ *~*
The sun was not welcomed as it had been to Ren, Shikyo hissed and tried to cover her face with her arm. She looked up just in time to see Yugi roll off the bed and onto her, he was still sleeping soundly.
"God Yugi, you weigh a ton! And you sleep like Jonouchi......"
All that came back were the quiet snores of a sleeping little boy. He scooched closer to Shikyo, his mind off in La-la land.
"Yugi....you better wake up...."
He continued to snore.
"I've got food for you."
No response. This time Shikyo hesitated before she tried to get Yugi up again.
"Yugi....there giving away free hentai movies at the mall..."
Like a bolt of lightning Yugi was up on his feet looking around confused. "Where....where's the mall?"
"Yugi....I lied.....but I learned you're a pervert!"
"I am not!"
"You are too!"
"No I'm not!"
"Ugh.....whatever.....but you do like those nasty films like Jonouchi. And don't lie to me!"
"Well...........maybe....."
"See, that wasn't so hard. Now....let's go get some food. You wanna' eat here.....or out and about?"
Yugi looked at the clock which read 11:30. "Let's eat here, all the fresh food has already been sold in the resturaunts."
"Ok, whatever you want."
The two stopped when they heard a knock at the door, the knob turned, and in stepped Grampa Mutou.
"Hey kids, I just came to tell you Yugi that a friend of yours called Honda said to meet him in the park at 12:00 sharp. So you best be on your way, you too Shikyo.
"Thanks, Gramp's." Yugi said politely.
He left the room, closing the door behind him.
"I guess no breakfast for us....." Yugi said in a depressed tone.
"But we get to eat a brunch!"
"You're right. Let's get ready to go, we only have 30 minutes to get to the park."
"How far away is it?"
"About 15 minutes, but including the time it takes us to get dressed it could take 30."
"You're right....I'll go change." Shikyo walked out to the bathroom, leaving Yugi to change in his own room. He went downstairs to see she was waiting by the door for him. She kissed him lightly on the cheek and they were out the door on their way to the park.
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Ren: *stops kissing seto* So my Seto......how do you feel
Seto: ............dirty.......
Ren: Hmmmm.......
Jonouchi: *sobbing in the corner*
Ren: Whatever Seto.....*walks to jonouchi*......you ok Jonouchi?
Jonouchi: No.....you kissed Seto.......
Ren: I didn't mean it that way.....it was only to torture him.....I only love you!
Jonouchi: Really?
Ren: Really.
Jonouchi: *hugs ren*
Ren: *talking to reader* ok then......read and review my chappie.....please please please be nice! Thanks a bunch for all the support everyone! Ja ne!
Author rant---
Ren: Aloha! How is everyone today?
Jonouchi: Crappy!
Ren: Shut up! I wasn't asking you!
Jonouchi: You did too! You said "How is everyone today?" *copies ren in a girlish tone of voice*
Ren: I'll KILL YOU! *runs after jonouchi*
Jonouchi: Nhea nhea! You can't catch me! Old hag!
Ren: Just you watch me! *tackles jonouchi to the ground*
Jonouchi: Hah! Got you! *glomps ren*
Ren: Damn! Now I have been caught by the evil monster! Someone save me!
Jonouchi: No one can save you now! Hahahahahaha!
Seto: You two sicken me.....
Jonouchi: Why don't you shut your mouth!
Ren: Jonouchi! Be nice!
Jonouchi: But he just insulted us!
Seto: You mutt....all you do is follow your masters orders! You really are a dog, Jonouchi Katsuya!
Jonouchi: Why I otta--!
Ren: Calm down Jonouchi..... And you! Seto! Why do you keep picking on Jonouchi?!
Seto: Because he's nothing but an idiotic moron!
Ren: I'll KILL YOU! *tackles seto*
Seto: You think violence will solve this? You're becoming just like that mutt Jonouchi!
Jonouchi: Don't listen Ren! Pulverize him!
Ren: Oh....I'll do much worse.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *leans in to seto*
Seto: Get off of me! I have lawyers! I'll sue!
Ren: No lawyer can save you now! *kisses seto on lips*
Jonouchi: OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! .
Seto: *blushes*
(background music: Bum bum BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)
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As the two new found lovers walked to the ice cream parlor, Ren spotted her worst nightmare....Honda. Not only was it bad enough to see him, but he was sitting right in front of the parlor like he was waiting for them.
Honda seemed to engrossed in his manga, which obviously was nothing but hentai. Unfortunatly he seemed to sense their presence and looked up, waving frantically in their direction. Jonouchi waved back with much enthusiasm.
"Jonouchi....."
"What is it Ren-chan?"
"Who is that creepy guy?"
"That's Hiroto Honda, he's my best bud."
"But.....he just looks like a wierd pervert! Just like you!"
"He kinda--hey! What do ya' mean just like me!"
"Come on Jonouchi....you so know you're a pervert."
"But....at least.....I.... "
"But, I guess that's why I like you, Mr. Pervert King."
Honda started to yell at Jonouchi to hurry up and get over to his table. Ren was a little reluctant in seeing how wierd this Honda's haircut looked and how anxious he was to see Jonouchi. When Jonouchi walked over to this Honda friend of his, they began to tease and punch eachother like five year-olds. Ren coughed nervously, not knowing what to do.
"Hey....Jono....who's that girl?" Honda said looking up surprised
"That's Ren. She's cool."
"Awsome. Hey....she's pretty cute.....maybe she'd like to go out with me sometime...."
"Yeah right! You moron, she's going out with me!"
"No way! A dimwit like you has a girlfriend?! Maybe her eyesite is off and she can't see how ugly you are...."
"Hah! You're the ugly one! You look like a monky......no wonder you don't have a girlfriend!"
"I'm just looking around!"
"Yeah....and I'm the easter bunny."
"Now that would just be wierd....."
"Shut up, numskull! Hey Ren! Come here!"
"Ok Jonouchi....what are you trying to prove....."
"Just you wait....."
Ren jogged over to Jonouchi and Honda a little confused. "What is it Jonouchi?" she asked concerned.
"Tell Honda how much you love me! Tell him how we kissed in the movie theater! He doesn't seem to believe me that your my girl!" Jonouchi whined like a little child.
"Wha--!" Ren's face burned so red it seemed like she was on fire.
"Jonouchi....I believe ya' man. So, Ren-chan, what do you see in this over-grown monky?" Honda jabbed his thumb at an angry Jonouchi who looked ready to kill him at any second.
"Well....I....ummm....Jonouchi is cute.....he's also kind, funny, and caring........even though he is a little perverted.....but I can live with that......and.....he is very unique."
"Well Honda, believe me now?"
"Yeah yeah yeah.....whatever.....I still don' think it's fair you get a girl and I don'......."
"That's just cause I got the better looks!"
"Gloating bastard.......well.....I was just looking for you Jonouchi. Yugi thought it would be fun if we all had a picnic! You, Yugi, Anzu, me, and I guess Ren now. What do ya' think?"
"Great idea man! What do you think, Ren?"
"Sounds like a good idea to me! I'm starving!" her stomach rumbled.
"God Jonouchi......she's like your long lost twin."
"It's the twilight zone!" Ren giggled as she pretended to be a zombie coming for Honda. "Need flesh.....Flesh!"
Jonouchi joined in with a good sense of humor. "Brains...need brains! Delicious brain!"
"OMG! The body snatchers have gotten to you too!"
"Hehehe.....yes Honda!" Ren laughed herself silly, she leaned on Jonouchi just to keep herself up.
"So Honda, man. When do we go?" Jonouchi asked in excitment with the prospect of food.
"Well.....I haven't called Anzu....and Yugi hasn't called back.......sooooo......I don't know."
"You are such a lazy ass, you know that?"
"It's ok Jono! Honda will call them right now! Right, Honda?"
"Yeah! Let's go find a payphone!"
"Ummm....Jonouchi...." Ren whispered to Jonouchi, they dropped back a little so Honda couldn't hear them.
"What is it?"
"Do you think we should call your sister and see if she's ok?"
"You're right......maybe we should. Hey! And then we could invite her along!"
"I think she might enjoy that."
"Hey Honda, my man! Found a payphone yet?"
"Yeah! There's one right in front of that store over there." Honda pointed across the street indicating a bright green booth.
"That's great!"
Honda ran across the street and began dialing as fast as he could. Ren and Jonouchi took their time walking down the crosswalk.
"This is going to be fun Jonouchi....."
"Yeah.....all that wonderful food......"
"Ummm......who's going to make the food?"
"Man.....that's a good question....."
"Maybe I should go back home and fix something up...
"Home? You mean my house?"
"Oh....yeah....hehe....your house." Ren's cheeks turned pink with embarrassment.
"I'll go with you."
"You don't have to do that, I can make the food."
"I don't want to leave you though, and you don't have the key to my house....." Jonouchi revealed a single key from his pocket, dangling it in front of Ren's face.
"Hey! Give me that key!" Desperately trying to swipe the key from Jonouchi's hand, Ren looked like a little child grabbing for candy.
"Not today, Ren-chan."
"Awwww! Why not?"
"Cause then you'll run back to my house without me. I know you all to well Ren."
"Damn....."
"Haha. I knew it, you did plan on leaving me."
"That's only cause if I try to make food, you'll try to eat it."
"I would never think of doing something like that!" Although his face said otherwise.
"You may not, but your stomach will."
"Ummm.....I guess that's true....but I'm still coming along."
"Fine. You're just like a stubborn little child, you know that?"
"Hmmm.....my mom always said I was.....never though much of it."
"Interesting..... Ugh.....my feet hurt like crap. We've been walking to much, I gotta' take a break and rest."
"If you do that then we'll be late gettin' home to make the food! Come on, I'll give you a ride on my back."
"Oh! My feet feel much better now! I can walk!"
"That's a load of bull and you know it, Ren. Are you scared that I would drop you?"
"No, I'm scared of something else....."
"I'm not dangerous ya' know."
"Fine....but if you try anything funny I'm gonna' have to hurt ya'!"
"Ohhhh....I'm so scared!"
"Hey you guys! Where are ya' goin'?!?" Honda yelled as he ran towards them.
"Oh, we're going back to Jonouchi's house to make food for the picnic."
"Ok, but I wasn't able to get ahold of Anzu.....her mom said she went out with some friends of hers. And Yugi is still asleep, his gramp's answered and said he would tell Yugi to meet us at the park at 12:00 sharp. So you two better hurry up and make that food."
"Okie dokie, come on Jono-san! On to your house!"
Jonouchi set off in the direction of his house, laughing and chatting while he went. However, the two of them did not notice Honda tailing behind the two of them carefully, hoping to see Shizuka....
*~*Let's take a trip back to Yami and Shikyo ^.^ *~*
The sun was not welcomed as it had been to Ren, Shikyo hissed and tried to cover her face with her arm. She looked up just in time to see Yugi roll off the bed and onto her, he was still sleeping soundly.
"God Yugi, you weigh a ton! And you sleep like Jonouchi......"
All that came back were the quiet snores of a sleeping little boy. He scooched closer to Shikyo, his mind off in La-la land.
"Yugi....you better wake up...."
He continued to snore.
"I've got food for you."
No response. This time Shikyo hesitated before she tried to get Yugi up again.
"Yugi....there giving away free hentai movies at the mall..."
Like a bolt of lightning Yugi was up on his feet looking around confused. "Where....where's the mall?"
"Yugi....I lied.....but I learned you're a pervert!"
"I am not!"
"You are too!"
"No I'm not!"
"Ugh.....whatever.....but you do like those nasty films like Jonouchi. And don't lie to me!"
"Well...........maybe....."
"See, that wasn't so hard. Now....let's go get some food. You wanna' eat here.....or out and about?"
Yugi looked at the clock which read 11:30. "Let's eat here, all the fresh food has already been sold in the resturaunts."
"Ok, whatever you want."
The two stopped when they heard a knock at the door, the knob turned, and in stepped Grampa Mutou.
"Hey kids, I just came to tell you Yugi that a friend of yours called Honda said to meet him in the park at 12:00 sharp. So you best be on your way, you too Shikyo.
"Thanks, Gramp's." Yugi said politely.
He left the room, closing the door behind him.
"I guess no breakfast for us....." Yugi said in a depressed tone.
"But we get to eat a brunch!"
"You're right. Let's get ready to go, we only have 30 minutes to get to the park."
"How far away is it?"
"About 15 minutes, but including the time it takes us to get dressed it could take 30."
"You're right....I'll go change." Shikyo walked out to the bathroom, leaving Yugi to change in his own room. He went downstairs to see she was waiting by the door for him. She kissed him lightly on the cheek and they were out the door on their way to the park.
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Ren: *stops kissing seto* So my Seto......how do you feel
Seto: ............dirty.......
Ren: Hmmmm.......
Jonouchi: *sobbing in the corner*
Ren: Whatever Seto.....*walks to jonouchi*......you ok Jonouchi?
Jonouchi: No.....you kissed Seto.......
Ren: I didn't mean it that way.....it was only to torture him.....I only love you!
Jonouchi: Really?
Ren: Really.
Jonouchi: *hugs ren*
Ren: *talking to reader* ok then......read and review my chappie.....please please please be nice! Thanks a bunch for all the support everyone! Ja ne!
