Pokemon: Alternate Dimension



Disclaimer: No one reads these. So I'm gonna skip them.

Pikachu: That's not a good idea.

Me: I don't give a tissue box about what you think!

Pikachu: I don't think that, I know. Look behind you

I look behind to see an 80ft man who was probably a hired thug from Nintendo.

Me: Uh...on second thought (talks really fast) Idon'townpokemonandneverwillbecausegoodoldNintendoownsitandIdon'tandsomeothe rniceandunderstadingjapaneseownsitto! How was that?!?!?

Thug: Good, but I didn't understand a word of it. SO, I'm gonna beat you up!

Me: Uh, start the fic! Start the fic!

Pikachu: You're the writer.

Me: Oh yeah! Start the fic me! Start the god*** fic!

(Disclaimer over)

Choices

Pallet Town. 6542 Mon Rd. 8:00am

Ash was in the Pokemon League Stadium. He had just won the third match of by beating the third Elite Four Members. He was excited that he would fight the leader of the Elite Four, Lance.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome Lance, the best Trainer ever!" the announcer said. The crowd cheered for Lance

Lance said nothing and walked to the field. Ash traveled to the field completely confident that he would triumph. He grabbed a Pokeball and waited for the announcer.

"Alright! And...," the referee began. Suddenly, there was a great change in his voice. "...wake up honey!"

Ash dropped the Pokeball in sheer surprise when he heard the referee. He staggered backward and without warning, the ground rumbled and he fell down.

" What the hell is going on?!?!" he yelled.

And then the earth beneath him cracked open. Ash tried to run away but the crack got bigger and bigger. Soon, the crack turned into a giant hole and Ash couldn't escape. He then fell to his doom...or so he thought.

"AHHHHH!!!" he screamed as he fell out of his bed. His head hit the drawer and he fell the full two feet between the ground and his bed. He laid on the ground and opened his eyes to see his mother hovering over him, with a smile on her face.

"I said WAKE UP HONEY!!!!!!!" his mom yelled. Ash realized that it was all just a dream and sighed as he got up.

"Oh geez mom, why couldn't you just shake me to wake me up like a normal person," Ash complained.

She remained smiling as she said, "I knew that shaking you wouldn't do anything so I just picked up the mattress and rolled you off!" She then lost the smile and continued talking, "Besides, don't you have that Pokethingy today?"

Ash was about to retort but then remembered it was today. At 8:32am and it was already 8:20am. As he realized this he grabbed his shoes and backpack his mom had prepared for him.

"Where are you going?!?!" his mom asked.

While running out of the house he said very quickly, "Gottagotoprofshouseandgetmypokemonseeyoulatermombbye!!!" He then ran out the door while his mom was trying to separate the words he just said.

Ash dashed to the Local Pokemon Research Center, which was a half a mile away. A trail of dust rose up from the ground as he ran. Soon he got there and opened the door and ran up the stairs. He then went into the door that said Pokemon choices.

There were all sorts of machines and Pokeballs everywhere, but Ash paid no attention to them. He was still dashing until he crashed into something. He fell down and looked infront of him. It wasn't a machine, it was a human. Scratch that. It was a human girl!

"Hey, where do you think your going kid!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. She then stood up for Ash to see she wore a yellow tang top that showed her waist. She had red suspenders to hold up her short jean-like shorts, She had orange hair which some of it was tied into a small pigtail. She looked a little older than Ash, but only about 6 months. If she wasn't yelling at him, he would of thought she was cute. No, she would look extremely cute.

The girl kept on yelling and then started to notice that Ash was paying no attention to the yells. He looked like he was kind of...checking her out or something. She then said, " Hey, are you listening to me?!?!"

Ash soon snapped out of the trance and stood up. He then apologized quickly, still not taking his eyes off her. The girl calmed down and introductions were made.

"Sorry about yelling before. My names Misty what's yours?" Misty asked.

Ash responded, "That's okay. I'm Ash. I guess I kind of deserved it. Anyway, Misty what are you doing here?"

"Oh I came here to chose a Pokemon from Oak I suspect that you're here for the same thing?" Misty asked.

"You read me like a book. So which Pokemon are you planning to get?" Ash asked.

"Squirtle. I'm a huge water Pokemon lover. Just mention water Pokemon, and..." she sighed and shook her head, "we should really get to Oak before he gets mad and gives our Pokemon to someone else."

Ash agreed and this time walked to the table where Professor Oak was waiting. Oak shook his head.

"Where have you two been? Gary, Brock, and I were waiting for you!" he said as he introduced Brock who had tan skin, squinted eyes and brown spiky hair. He wore a gray shirt with a green vest over it, He also had green pants.

"We've just been talking," Ash and Misty said at the same time, which made both of them blush a bit. Brock saw this and shook his head, banishing a thought that he thought. Gary saw this and gave it no second thought.

"Talking is all well and good but we have to give out Pokemon now," the Professor said nodding, "okay. Here are your choices,"

"Bulbasaur," he said pointing to the Pokeball which had a leaf drew on it, "Charmander," he pointed to the one next to Bulbasaur which had a small drawing of a flame, "and Squirtle," he said pointing to the final Pokeball which had a drop of water engraved on it. The mention of Squirtle and Misty immediately grabbed the Squirtle ball. Oak looked at her quizzically but shook it off knowing that she had made her choice.

"Since Misty took her turn, Brock, which one will you..." but stopped to see that Bulbasaur's ball was in Brock's hand. Oak sighed and said to Ash and Gary, "Which one of you wants Charmander?"

Ash stepped up and asked Professor Oak, "Where's the fourth Pokemon!?!?! The one you talked about on the radio?!?!?!"

Oak then slapped his own head, as he knew he had forgot something. He beckoned the two boys over to a different room where there was a cage with a white sheet over it.

"This is where the fourth Pokemon is. I couldn't get it into a Pokeball so I put it here," he now saw that both Ash and Gary wanted the Pokemon and came up with a solution, "tell you what, the one that can touch the cage for ten seconds keeps the Pokemon."

The two boys looked at him confused but he then quickly explained that this was an electric type and you need to be extra careful of them since they can shock you. Especially since this one doesn't go inside a Pokeball.

"Now, which one of you two wants to go first?" he asked. Gary stepped up and said,

" I'll do it. Clearly since that I'll probably have it I might as well not waste your time." Ash growled when he said that and Professor Oak shook his head.

Gary walked to the cage and touched it. Oak started the counter. Gary at first thought it would be no problem but when the counter went to four, his hand started to hurt a lot. The electricity was too much for Gary and he let go, leaving the counter at five. He growled and tried to do it again but Professor Oak stopped him. He already tried and it was Ash's turn.

Ash was nervous as he walked up and placed his hand on the cage. Oak again started the counter. Ash closed his hands, waiting for the pain to start, but then he heard the word ten.

Ash couldn't believe it. Neither could Gary. Ash had passed the test and would now get the Pokemon. Oak then threw the ball with Charmander to Gary saying that Charmander was now Gary's. Gary tried to retort, but soon gave up and ran out of the Research Center. Oak went to Ash.

"Congratulations Ash. You now get..." Oak said as he finally removed the sheet to reveal, "Pikachu,"

Pikachu was yellow and looked like a mouse. he had two long and pointy ears and had red cheeks. It also had a lightning bolt tail.

Ash was shocked with happiness and picked up Pikachu. But Pikachu wasn't exactly pleased and then with a powerful cry of "PIKACHU!", he shocked Ash and shocked him to a crisp.

Ash let go of Pikachu and fell down. "Ouch," was all he could say.

Oak sighed, "I guess you still gotta get to know Pikachu."

Ash who was still on the floor. "I whole heartily agree," he said.

Pikachu looked around and gave out a mighty "PIKACHU!!!!!!!!"

To be continued

Me: Wow. That was long. Since I finally got reviewed, I will answer some questions and comments:

iCy CaNdY: Thanks for the review. And this will be an AAML. The best Pokemon couple in the world.

Arrowsphere: Thanks for the review. I'll try and not make Gary too much of a jerk.

Me: Well see you later!

Pikachu: And don't forget to...do stuff.

Me: Oh boy.