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A/N: Some of you may have wondered where our lovely, faithful sidekicks such as Crabbe and Goyle have gone. Well they'll show up somewhere and so will everyone else too if I can help it but oh there's so many characters and so much to write.
Chapter 4 The Weirdness Continues
"Wha.. how...huh?"Hermione was just baffled. A whole summer had gone by and Harry hadn't even mentioned the fact that he and Looneyhead over here had been involved. It just disgusted Hermione. It was worse than Ron with Draco!
"Hermione is something wrong?"Luna asked.
"Oh no um no nothing's wrong. I uh I gotta go find Neville or on second thought I'll g-go find Ron."
"Oh ok see ya later then." Harry and Luna looked a bit disappointed. Why was Hermione in such a rush?
"Can you believe it?!" Hermione screeched at Ron as she reached the Gryffindor table in the great hall.
"What is it? Is something wrong? Is it Ginny? Or that lousy git Malfoy?!" Ron was turning red with worry and anger.
'No no no no! I mean Harry and the looney Lovegood girl. She's crazy!" Hermione looked full of malice.
"Oh you mean that?" Ron had a sly smirk on his face. "Somebody jealous eh?"
"Oh shut up ferret lover!" Hermione turned on her heel. "I better go see professor McGonagall and professor Dumbledore. I have some head girl meeting."
"Hey what about the feast?" Ron spoke with bits of food in his mouth. "Hey and lay off on the Malfoy thing. You know Luna's not all bad, I mean she's bit wacko but she's nice. An Harry says she understands his pain you know from Sirius gone and all." he started to trail off.
"Whatever I still think she's wacko. But I guess I should eat something now I mean I am kinda hungry and the note said to come see them after the feast.' Hermione dug into the food set in front of her.
'Oh wait don't look now!" cried Ron. "He's over there maybe I'll go embarrass Malfoy in front of the whole Slytherin table."
"Oh no, Ron, c'mon don't. This is so silly!" Hermione tried to pull him back but kept getting up to go visit Malfoy.
"Ron, Ron!" she hissed.
"Hermione let go." and with that he was off. This was so stupid; Hermione couldn't believe he was doing this. She wondered what the Slytherins might think when Malfoy was bombarded by Ron.
"Draco, Drakiekins, Hunky Ferret what's going on mate?!" Ron mustered up all his strength to sound thoroughly enthused.
"Weasly I'm warning you!" Shouted Draco.
"What is HE talking about Draco?" Pansy Parkinson demanded.
"Yeah," chimed in all the rest of the Slytherins,
"Why hunky ferret and I are great buddies here!" cried Ron.
"Hunky ferret?" grunted Crabbe.
"Hey are you and Weasly uh--" Goyle was cut off by Draco's menacing snarl,
"No you imbeciles we are not! You Weasly you stupid little aaaaah--," he yelled as he was grabbed by Ron who tried to hug him once again.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING YOU DISGUSTING HALFWIT!" yelled Malfoy. Busts of laughter erupted in the great hall.
"Silence Mr. Malfoy! Mr. Weasly get back to your seat. 25 points from Gryffindor for assaulting a student!" bellowed Snape.. Ron sulked away but not before waving back at Draco and blowing a kiss.
"Thank you professor that will do. Now welcome everyone to a new year at Hogwarts..." Dumbledore blathered on. Draco had never been so shocked and so humiliated. He was going to get that perverted moronic ass, Weasly, back. This year he was head boy and Weasel's life was about to become a living hell.
"Ron that was hilarious! In front of everybody," Harry whispered,
"No, it was moronic and rather disgraceful," chided Hermione.
"Oh perfect little head girl here is just jealous she didn't think of all this herself!" Ron made Hermione red in the ears.
"I do not!" Hermione walked away to find Dumbledore as of now his speech was finished. How preposterous she thought. I would never do something like that, I mean really, Malfoy?
"Ah Ms. Granger how pleasant of you to join us," Dumbldore spoke calmly. "As you both know head boy and girl organize all social events with the prefects and patrol the halls at night with them as well. You may also deduct points from other students who do not follow our rules and code of ethics. You may not deduct points on irrational circumstances. Do I make myself clear?" Both students nodded. "Also as may or may not know, last year, do to lack of space we started to add a new wing to the building. We are making it a prefects' and heads' dormitory. You will all be able to get to one another for any help or plans you may need to make since you will be in such close quarters. It will be like any of the house Dormitories, girls wing on the left, boys on the right, and you of course have a common room. Head boy and girl get their own rooms of course. This is a privilege, do not misuse it. Very well, professor Snape shall show you and all the prefects to your rooms now. Hurry along!"
Both students stood there in shock. It was different all right. No more late night visits with Ginny and Harry and Ron for Hermione, and no more of those lovely dungeons for Draco.
"Great," muttered Hermione.
"Oh cheer up mudblood you'll still be seeing that loathsome husband of yours, pottyhead," Malfoy was pushing all the wrong buttons and Hermione had had an awful day. But then suddenly a grin spread across her face.
"And you'll be seeing your lovely companion Ron you hunky ferret you!" Hermione left Draco abruptly before he could even respond.She had definately won that one! As she laughed maniacally, she thought well maybe I won't be the only miserable one this year.
A/N: Some of you may have wondered where our lovely, faithful sidekicks such as Crabbe and Goyle have gone. Well they'll show up somewhere and so will everyone else too if I can help it but oh there's so many characters and so much to write.
Chapter 4 The Weirdness Continues
"Wha.. how...huh?"Hermione was just baffled. A whole summer had gone by and Harry hadn't even mentioned the fact that he and Looneyhead over here had been involved. It just disgusted Hermione. It was worse than Ron with Draco!
"Hermione is something wrong?"Luna asked.
"Oh no um no nothing's wrong. I uh I gotta go find Neville or on second thought I'll g-go find Ron."
"Oh ok see ya later then." Harry and Luna looked a bit disappointed. Why was Hermione in such a rush?
"Can you believe it?!" Hermione screeched at Ron as she reached the Gryffindor table in the great hall.
"What is it? Is something wrong? Is it Ginny? Or that lousy git Malfoy?!" Ron was turning red with worry and anger.
'No no no no! I mean Harry and the looney Lovegood girl. She's crazy!" Hermione looked full of malice.
"Oh you mean that?" Ron had a sly smirk on his face. "Somebody jealous eh?"
"Oh shut up ferret lover!" Hermione turned on her heel. "I better go see professor McGonagall and professor Dumbledore. I have some head girl meeting."
"Hey what about the feast?" Ron spoke with bits of food in his mouth. "Hey and lay off on the Malfoy thing. You know Luna's not all bad, I mean she's bit wacko but she's nice. An Harry says she understands his pain you know from Sirius gone and all." he started to trail off.
"Whatever I still think she's wacko. But I guess I should eat something now I mean I am kinda hungry and the note said to come see them after the feast.' Hermione dug into the food set in front of her.
'Oh wait don't look now!" cried Ron. "He's over there maybe I'll go embarrass Malfoy in front of the whole Slytherin table."
"Oh no, Ron, c'mon don't. This is so silly!" Hermione tried to pull him back but kept getting up to go visit Malfoy.
"Ron, Ron!" she hissed.
"Hermione let go." and with that he was off. This was so stupid; Hermione couldn't believe he was doing this. She wondered what the Slytherins might think when Malfoy was bombarded by Ron.
"Draco, Drakiekins, Hunky Ferret what's going on mate?!" Ron mustered up all his strength to sound thoroughly enthused.
"Weasly I'm warning you!" Shouted Draco.
"What is HE talking about Draco?" Pansy Parkinson demanded.
"Yeah," chimed in all the rest of the Slytherins,
"Why hunky ferret and I are great buddies here!" cried Ron.
"Hunky ferret?" grunted Crabbe.
"Hey are you and Weasly uh--" Goyle was cut off by Draco's menacing snarl,
"No you imbeciles we are not! You Weasly you stupid little aaaaah--," he yelled as he was grabbed by Ron who tried to hug him once again.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING YOU DISGUSTING HALFWIT!" yelled Malfoy. Busts of laughter erupted in the great hall.
"Silence Mr. Malfoy! Mr. Weasly get back to your seat. 25 points from Gryffindor for assaulting a student!" bellowed Snape.. Ron sulked away but not before waving back at Draco and blowing a kiss.
"Thank you professor that will do. Now welcome everyone to a new year at Hogwarts..." Dumbledore blathered on. Draco had never been so shocked and so humiliated. He was going to get that perverted moronic ass, Weasly, back. This year he was head boy and Weasel's life was about to become a living hell.
"Ron that was hilarious! In front of everybody," Harry whispered,
"No, it was moronic and rather disgraceful," chided Hermione.
"Oh perfect little head girl here is just jealous she didn't think of all this herself!" Ron made Hermione red in the ears.
"I do not!" Hermione walked away to find Dumbledore as of now his speech was finished. How preposterous she thought. I would never do something like that, I mean really, Malfoy?
"Ah Ms. Granger how pleasant of you to join us," Dumbldore spoke calmly. "As you both know head boy and girl organize all social events with the prefects and patrol the halls at night with them as well. You may also deduct points from other students who do not follow our rules and code of ethics. You may not deduct points on irrational circumstances. Do I make myself clear?" Both students nodded. "Also as may or may not know, last year, do to lack of space we started to add a new wing to the building. We are making it a prefects' and heads' dormitory. You will all be able to get to one another for any help or plans you may need to make since you will be in such close quarters. It will be like any of the house Dormitories, girls wing on the left, boys on the right, and you of course have a common room. Head boy and girl get their own rooms of course. This is a privilege, do not misuse it. Very well, professor Snape shall show you and all the prefects to your rooms now. Hurry along!"
Both students stood there in shock. It was different all right. No more late night visits with Ginny and Harry and Ron for Hermione, and no more of those lovely dungeons for Draco.
"Great," muttered Hermione.
"Oh cheer up mudblood you'll still be seeing that loathsome husband of yours, pottyhead," Malfoy was pushing all the wrong buttons and Hermione had had an awful day. But then suddenly a grin spread across her face.
"And you'll be seeing your lovely companion Ron you hunky ferret you!" Hermione left Draco abruptly before he could even respond.She had definately won that one! As she laughed maniacally, she thought well maybe I won't be the only miserable one this year.
