Disclaimer: I don't own these characters although last chapter I did make up that kid named Tulsa, but he wasn't key to the story. Or was he?!

A/N: Want to say thanks to everyone for reviews, they're much appreciated.

Chapter 5 Sticky Situations

Snape led the prefects and head boy and girl down a series of long dark corridors and up a spiral staircase. He stopped directly in front of a portrait of some yellow sponge thingy and a potato with a smile plastered on its face. The potato had a bright orange plastic nose. Now where I have I seen these two before Hermione pondered. However, before she could think about it too much, Snape muttered, "Your password is Mrs. Pigglesworth."

The portrait swung open to a large and warm common room. It was decorated in the four house colors and looked quite cheerful. Hermione adored it.

"The colors give me a headache!" Pansy complained.

"Definitely NOT an improvement from the dungeons!" Draco hissed. All the other slytherins agreed.

Hermione as well as some of the other prefects marched off to find her room. It was quite nice actually. She didn't like sharing a bedroom, girls always kept her up late giggling and talking about boys. She needed rest to keep up her studies. Her new room was decorated in the gryffindor colors. She had her own desk, excellent! She also had a comfy oversized armchair and a nice canopy bed. Very classy eh? She also had a large window with a window seat overlooking the lake. That most definitely made the room special and in a way, totally her own. Suddenly she heard a commotion downstairs.

"Hunky ferret?" Tulsa Cushionaire asked incredulously.

"Shut it moodblood! I've had enough from weasel, that broomhead, and I won't tolerate it from a sniveling little piece of dirt like yourself!"Malfoy snarled he marched back up the stairs and ran into Hermione. They wound up toppling down the stairs togther. Some were sniggering while others went to help Hermione up. Malfoy was shooting out dirty comments to Hermione at a mile a minute.

"Hey I have an idea!" Pansy squeaked. "Why don't we play a game to get to know one another?" She was flirtatiously giggling at Paul Zimmenstrimmer, one of the ravenclaw prefects.

A bunch of people agreed and decided to join. Malfoy snorted but nevertheless sat down in the circle of people that had formed. Hermione sat next to Hannah Abbot who although was nice, she had always been in competition with. She decided this year they might as well be friends.

"Okay," continued Pansy "anyone up for spin the wand?!" Lots of groans erupted at this.
"Just kiss your ghastly little friend already Pansy," Malfoy hissed. She blushed three shades of pink and hit Draco in the head.

"Alright what about uh... truth or dare?!" Hannah suggested meekly. No one came up with anything better, so it was settled, they would play truth or dare.

"I guess I'll go first..." Hannah started. "Okay, Hermione! Truth or dare?" Hermione chose dare. "I dare you do something totally unexpected!" Hermione got up and slapped Pansy.

"She said something unexpected Granger," Malfoy sneered.

"Hey!" cried Pansy. "And mudblood don't you ever touch me again!"

"Okay," Hermione was thinking. "Tulsa, truth or dare?"

"I guess...dare!" He declared.

"I dare you to.... sing a song in your underwear declaring your love to professor flitwick!" Hermione giggled. Tulsa got up, came back wearing undies on top of his head and cleared his throat.
'Ahem,' he started.

"Your still in your clothes," interrupted Hannah.

"Yeah," he said pointing to his head, "But I'm in my underwear! Now, do not interrupt!" he started wailing a song that went like this...

Oh professor Flitwick I love you so oh oh oh! Professor Flitwick, you know you're such a nitpick, but I love so oh oh oh You make up charms, you got strong arms! Just hold meeeeeeee I love you sooooooooooo oh oh oh Professor Flitwick please be mine, you're so divine oooooooh! You're hotter than a hunky ferret!

The whole room burst out laughing except for a very grouchy head boy. He started to leave but he was stopped by Tulsa who said, "Wait. Malfoy, truth or dare?"

"Dare, I'm not afraid or your stupid pranks!" he hissed.

"Okay, I dare you to snog Hermione!"Tulsa laughed.

"What? Malfoy, don't!" Hermione tried to stop Draco but he leaned down, grabbed her and kissed her very strongly. Then he got up, said he'd had enough, and went to his room and slammed the door.

Hermione couldn't believe what happened. "I need to go wash my mouth" she stuttered, barely able to talk. She was filled with embarrassment and yet felt very odd at the same time. She couldn't quite place her finger on it. She gave a menacing look to Tulsa before she hurried out of the common room to go to the girls washroom. What an odd end to such a horrible night she thought.