Disclaimer: Gah...stupid disclaimers. I don't own LOTR, nor do I own any of my friends. Got that everyone?
Side Nonsense!!!
Everyone had slept over Merenwen's house that night. One by one the members of our group started to awake. Someone left the television on....
"In other news, an army of evil squirrels has kidnapped several locals, and they are holding them hostage in the Prancing Pony. We are now approaching the 9th hour of this standoff...."
Mellaquiimm watched the TV in disgust.
"We weren't supposed to do that until next week! How dare him!!" she continued hollering at the TV.
Merenwen entered the kitchen, to find Ereon and D'elph in deep discussion...over who is cooking breakfast.
"I don't cook." D'elph stated plainly.
"Like I do?!" Ereon argued.
"Well, I don't want anyone to DIE today." D'elph said.
"Today?? I cook, and we all die a slow and painful death from who knows what disease!" she shouts.
"Dudes, I'll cook." Merenwen butted in.
"Alright." D'elph and Ereon said together, and then left the room together.
Meanwhile Radiion and Arallahmenorah are off in the yard, swinging off a rope into the Anduin.
D'elph sees them through the window, and he calls out. "Isn't the water cold?! And besides, it's morning!!"
Radiion yells back as water drips down her. "For one thing, BE A MAN! ...elf. Whatever! The water isn't that cold. As for it still being morning, it's 1 in the afternoon! We slept in all morning."
Arallahmenorah pushes Radiion back into the river.
"EAT TIME EVERYBODY!!" Merenwen shouted at the top of her voice. The room began to tremble as everyone ran into the dining room.
Merenwen had concocted some eggs, sausage, and hash browns.
The group sat at the circular dining room table.
"Shili these eggs are a little moist..." Arallahmenorah started.
"Maybe it's because your hair is dripping onto your plate." Merenwen answered her.
"Ahhh...I gotcha." Radiion gets up from her chair, runs upstairs, and got a couple towels. Obviously she was suffering from the same predicament as Arallahmenorah.
Radiion throws the towel at her.
"Hey, Ereon...where's Frodo?" D'elph inquired.
"Who knows, who cares? I'm only married to the dude, it's not like I love him or anything."
At this everyone started laughing, everyone except for D'elph who looked extremely dumbfounded.
"Yes I know, it's kind of sad. His girlfriend is pretty nice though." Ereon said as if there was nothing wrong with that.
Mellaquiimm stood up. "Girlfriend?! Ereon, he's MARRIED...TO YOU!"
"You know when you check a guys hand at bars for a ring??" Radiion asked.
"Yep!! Ring = Bad, No Ring = Good...what about it?" she answered.
"Let me explain. When a dude is wearing a ring, it's because he's married! And that's bad! Then you can't flirt with him." Said Merenwen.
"OOOOOOOOOOH! But you guys! Frodo got ride of The Ring a long time ago! Remember??" Ereon protested.
"No no, not that ring. When you two were married you should both have gotten rings, to symbolize your marriage. See?? You're wearing yours!" Mellaquiimm explained.
"So THAT'S why this one dude complimented me on my ring the other day and he seemed really interested...but then I said it was from the wedding, and he said he had to go...*tear*" cried Ereon. "That's it I'm takin' it off!!"
"You can't do that!" Shouted Arallahmenorah. "It's against *looks from side to side to see if anyone is listening in on their conversation* the rules."
"o0o0o0o.....the rules" said every else.
That was the end of that conversation.
"Ok peeps, I'm going out on the river." Merenwen said as she dumped her plate into the kitchen sink.
"Gah....again??" said D'elph. "What do you do all day in that canoe of yours???"
"The world may never know." Arallahmenorah said.
"I see...no, wait. I don't see. I'm coming with you!!" D'elph said.
"Heyyy, I wanna go!" said Ereon.
"No...I wanna go!" said Mellaquiimm.
"I'M GOING BY MAHSELF!!!" she said as she stormed out of her house, jumped into her canoe and went off.
"LET"S FOLLOW HER!!!!!" everyone shouted, and they all jumped up and headed out.
They pursued Merenwen to an old cottage, in the Field of Celebrant.
"I don't think I saw this riding up yesterday. I guess I was just too preoccupied with the loss of my boot, and the dropping of my CD player..." Mellaquiimm muttered to herself.
Merenwen went inside said cottage, and everyone else was obliged to peer through a window. What they saw next they couldn't believe.
(A/N what if I were to end the chapter right here??? I actually thought of doing that, but that would make this chapter kind of short)
Merenwen was inside with....HER LOVER.
Everyone one gasps. Ereon began laughing hysterically, and Mellaquiimm shot Merenwen a look of shame; however Merenwen didn't see her...yet.
Inside, Merenwen sat talking to a figure, from the angle they were looking at, they could not tell who, or what he was.
Then, she heard Ereon's cackling outside the window.
"Hold on a sec..." she walks over to the window and opens it. Everyone looks at Merenwen.
"Shili! What a surprise! Imagine seeing you here." Said Arallahmenorah.
"What are you talking about we followed her here." D'elph said to her.
"You guys!!!" Merenwen said.
Merenwen gets everyone inside the cottage. The Merenwen's mysterious lover had quickly left the cottage, without so much as an introduction.
"Gah...I can't believe you guys followed meee!" Merenwen whined.
"Well, you wouldn't let me come! What else were we gonna do with our day??" D'elph said.
"I don't know! Something productive???" she suggested.
"Wouldn't you call this productive?? Finding out one of the gang has a lover, and not tellin' us about him....tisk tisk Shili!!" D'elph waved his finger at Merenwen.
Merenwen sighs, and sits down. This is her way of admitting defeat.
"So who was the dude??" Ereon asked excitedly.
END.
A/N MWA HA HA HA HA!!! Hope ya'll liked this one. I really didn't know what to write about though. One thing lead to another...and then I just ran outta juice hahaha. The juice I needed to tell who the dude was!!! Hahaha. Reviews make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!!
