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Side Nonsense

Merenwen really doesn't like to be put on the spot...

"Well...uh..he's just...I..."she studdered.

" TELL US NOW!!!" they all demanded.

"FINE!!! HIS NAME IS GWINDOR!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! HUH?! ARE YA?!" she bursted.

Everyone silently nods their heads in satisfaction.

Arallahmenorah, being the curious elf she is...felt the need for more interrogating.

"...Where'dja meet him?"

"Well, you know that hybrid class I was telling D'elph about? I meet him there. He's half man half elf. A malf, if you will." Merenwen explained.

"Right. More hybrids." Mellaquiimm said.

"There is nothing wrong with being a hybrid! Hybrids are special! Hybrids are special!!" Merenwen and D'elph say together, in a chant they learned at the class.

"Yes, you's are "special" alright..." Radiion said.

"*cough*ED!*cough*" said Ereon.

"Hey! Now I wouldn't be talkin' if I were you!!!" Merenwen.

"Now what on Middle Earth do you mean?!" Ereon said, shocked.

"What she's trying to say is, neither of you are the brightest crayons in the crayon box." said Mellaquiimm.

"ARE YOU CALLING US CRAYONS NOW?!" shouted Ereon.

"Hey hey hey, I still wanna know more about this Gwindor dude." Said D'elph.

"Well, he comes from Mirkwood, but one time he was going to Gondor, and he just stayed here. He built himself a cabin and what not.  Actually, truth be told, he's Aragorn's little brother. But of course Aragorn got all the attention." Said Merenwen.

"So from what you said Shili, this dude sounds like he's got some ISSUES." Radiion deducted.

"Yeah...he really wasn't hugged enough as a child."

"Where did he go any way?" asked Arallahmenorah.

"He's prolly sittin' out on the porch." She said simply.

Everyone runs to the front door, to see a cloaked figure, sitting on the porch step.

"HI GWINDOR!!" everyone shouted, with the exception of Merenwen. Gwindor, quite startled, jumped up, whipped out his sword, and stood in a full fighting mood stance in front of them. Gwindor was about as tall as D'elph, and he had dark hair, very similar to Aragorn's. At this threat, everyone ('cept Shili again), produced their own choice arms.

"Dudes...chill." said Merenwen.

Everyone looks around at each other, then they slowly put away their weapons.

"Everyone, Gwindor. Gwindor, everyone." She introduced them.

"HEY I'M EREON, YOU'RE HOTTER THAN ARAGORN!!! Oops. Did I say that out loud?! HA." Ereon jumped and said. Gwindor blushed.

"Er...thanks." he said, somewhat shyly.

"So you guys are like...together?" Ereon asked.

Merenwen and Gwindor exchange odd expressions...

"NO!!"

"WAIT A SEC! Then what's with all the secrecy? and all the "lover" talk in the last chapter???" D'elph asked.

"I think the narrator's on something, but I have yet to pin point what." Said Merenwen quite simply.

"Oh."

I'm not on anything. I'm just high on life...

"Right." Said everyone in unison.

Gwindor decided to stand up and say something.

"Look everyone, Shili is NOT my lover. She's...teaching me to fight."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" everyone laughed.

"Shili?!?! Teaching you how to FIGHT??? I'm sure you can fight much better than she can. I mean, c'mon. It's SHILI. Sure she can take a few orcs...but that's about it." Said Mellaquiimm.

Merenwen blushed immensely, along with Gwindor.

"Actually no. What you saw a minute ago...the stance...that's about all I can do. Yeah, it LOOKS threatening, but what can I say? I'm a good actor." Gwindor suddenly became a bit egotistical.

"Well this was a waste of my day..." complained D'elph.

END!

A/N Sorry this one took forever! I finally updated Mellaquiimm! This prolly isn't one of the best chapters I know, but I promise the next one will be better!!! Try reviewing! It's fun!!!