G Gundam Hysteria II
By Shadowlord, SC-0612, Sage, and Ronin
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Disclaimer – Ronin: As previously stated, we do not own G Gundam. If we did, the series wouldn't have included Mikamura. Well...it would've, but he would have been fed to rabid tigers moments after appearing. So...eh...right. Sunrise owns G Gundam. Not us. Got it? Good. Shadowlord has claimed the Mysterious Man as her creation, though, and she would most likely get very mad to see him in some other fanfiction. And Shadowlord is frightening when she's mad, remember?
A/N – Shadowlord: *stares at disclaimer* I am not frightening when I'm mad...I'm terrifying. There's a difference. Anyway...the second part of the first episode has now arrived, courtesy of the scrap of newspaper it was written on. Yeah, I know, it took a while, and I apologize. But trust me, the wait was worth it. Anyway, I noticed a typo in the last chapter, when Rain's talking to the inspector. That's supposed to be "So...", not Sophia. Sage typed that part. He's afraid of using the spellchecker.
In response to reviews:
Turtle Lover – Sage: Yeah...this was a good chapter...but I'm looking forwards to "Roar of the Winning Punch." Chibodee is just so easy to make fun of. Hmph. I'm not afraid of using the spellchecker...
Shuffle Queen – SC-0612: Funny...we were trying to make Belchino OOC. Hm...*shrugs* Whatever. Now Domon, on the other hand...what do you mean by "seemed"? There is no "seemed". Domon is always dense.
Shadowlord: "Wonderful adventure"? Okay, you I like.
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Episode One: Domon's Encounter with the Idiot Italian Inspector
Part Two
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Later, outside:
Boy: Hey, mister!
Chubby Boy: Yeah, mister, wait up!
Rain: Domon...
Domon: Walk quickly, Rain, and don't look back.
Rain: But...
Domon: And don't encourage them.
Sophia: Mister, wait up! We wanna give you some bread! To thank you!
Domon: *stops* FOOD!
Rain: Gee...I wonder if Domon is hungry...
Chubby Boy: So, anyway...we were wondering...
Domon: *devouring the bread* Mn-hrnm?
Rain: Domon, you're going to choke.
Domon: *shakes head* Nrm-nh! Mrm nrh-*chokes* Mrmph!
Boy: We were wondering if you wanted us to walk you to your hotel.
Rain: Domon, do you need help?!
Domon: *gasps* Ye-yes!
Belchino: You do? Great! This'll be so much fun!
Domon: *coughs* WHAT?! Rain, how could you let me say that?!
Rain: But...
Sophia: C'mon, mister! *grabs Domon's hand and drags him forward*
Domon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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At the hotel:
Domon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Rain: Where is everyone?
Chubby Boy: They must have been evacuated...c'mon, mister!
Domon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*As they all enter the foyer, the ground shakes and a black gundam breaks down the wall opposite them.*
Michelo Chariot: Muahahahahahahaha!!! Like my Neros Gundam, Domon Kasshu? It'll pulverize you!
Domon: Are you challenging me to a Gundam Fight?
Michelo: Well...no, not really...
Domon: Aw...you're no fun...
Michelo: Oh well! *grabs Sophia* Muahahahahahahaha!
Domon: Evil laughter doesn't really suit you, Michelo.
Michelo: You don't think so? Okay, how about "Heeheeheeheehee!" Better?
Domon: I suppose. What about "Hahahahahahahah!"?
Michelo: Hm...hahahahahahahah...not bad...hahahahahahahahahahahah...I like it...
Rain: Domon! He's got Sophia!
Domon: Really! Michelo! Wait! Take the rest of them! PLEASE!!!
Rain: Domon!
Domon: *sighs* Okay...Oh, Michelo, how could you take a young child as a hostage? Whatever will I do?
Mysterious Man: *climbs out of a potted plant* You'll challenge him to a Gundam Fight, of course.
Domon: I'll challenge Michelo to a Gundam Fight!
Mysterious Man: This is getting really annoying...ungrateful little-
Domon: Michelo Chariot, I challenge you to a Gundam Fight! RISE, SHINING GUNDAM!!!
*The Shining Gundam blasts out of the fountain out front as Belchino and Mezzina run up*
Mezzina: Hey, no swimming!
Belchino: You're not allowed to swim there?
Mezzina: No, of course not!
Belchino: Eh...*coughs* Oops...now what am I supposed to do every Friday?
Mezzina: You could get a social life.
Belchino: I guess...do you think that pretty Neo-Japanese lady would go out with me.
Mezzina: No, I don't think she would.
Belchino: ...
Domon: Are you two finished yet?!
Belchino: Uh...yeah, I guess. Hey, Ms. Mikamura-
Rain: Um...no.
Belchino: But-
Rain: No.
Belchino: Why-
Rain: Just no.
Belchino: ...
Domon: ... *activates the Mobile Trace System*
Michelo: Aw...this'll take forever...
Much, much later:
Domon: Done! Gundam Fight, ready? ...ahem. Gundam Fight, ready?! MICHELO!
Michelo: Zzz...*wakes up* Oh, good! You're done with the twirling and the punching and the steaming! Now we can fight!
Lete: Yeah, get'm, Boss!
Mysterious Man: Where'd you come from?
Lete: Where'd YOU come from?
Mysterious Man: ...you're not allowed to ask me that.
Lete: Why not?
Mysterious Man: Because you're just not. That's why I'm the "mysterious man". "Mysterious". Therefore, I can't tell you where I came from. It's in the job description.
Lete: Ah.
Domon: Gundam Fight, ready?
Michelo: GO!!!
Neo-Holland Space Colony:
*A young boy watches the planet Earth out a window as energy beams activate, symbolically caging in all gundam fighters as the 13th Gundam Fight begins*
Young Boy: Ooh...pretty colors...hey, I can see our gundam from here. Wow...it really does look like an outhouse.
Back in Rome:
*Neros Gundam slams into Shining Gundam, throwing it into a building*
Michelo: You can't win, Domon Kasshu! *kneels* SILVER FEET!!!
Domon: Silver feet? What kind of name is-
*The Shining Gundam is knocked through the building
as Neros Gundam fires from cannons hidden in its
shin*
Domon: Ow...
Mysterious Man: Stop messing around! Use the Shining Finger!
Rain: Who are you?
Mysterious Man: Eh...*hides*
Lete: Yeah! Get'm, Boss! I'll watch the girl. You can count on good old Lete to-
Belchino: DIE!!! *tackles Lete*
Chubby Boy: *hugs Sophia* Mister! My sister is safe!
Domon: She is? *groans* That's just not FAIR!
Mysterious Man: *climbs out of a nearby garbage can* Shining Finger! Now!
Domon: Huh? Oh, okay...Sheesh, you stink.
Mysterious Man: *picks a banana peel off his shoulder* Right.
Rain: Hey, it's you again!
Mysterious Man: Eep! *dives back into garbage can* She'll never find me here...
Domon: This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
Mysterious Man: Do you HAVE to do that?
Domon: Yes. Yes I do. Where was I?
Mysterious Man: ...
Domon: Oh yeah! *grabs Neros Gundam's head* SHINING FINGER!!!
Michelo: *asleep again* Zzz...*wakes up* Eh? What's going on?
Domon: Michelo, you are bound by Article 1 of the Gundam Fight International Regulations: "A gundam whose head unit has been destroyed is disqualified!"
*Neros Gundam's head explodes*
Belchino: Fun! Can we arrest him now?
Mezzina: Yeah...sure...
Belchino: HaHA! *chases Michelo* Get over here, Chariot!
Mysterious Man: *walks up to Domon, who has climbed out of his gundam* I suggest you leave before he arrests you again.
Domon: Yeah, that's probably a good idea...*waves* Bye, Inspector Belchino!
Mysterious Man: You're missing the point...
Belchino: Come back here, you! You're under arrest! Again!
Domon: Uh...
Rain: Run, Domon, run for your life.
Domon: *shrugs* Sure...
*Belchino and Domon end the episode happily chasing each other around. Until the Mysterious Man throws them in a pair of garbage cans.*
