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Notice: This fic has Tohma x Taki pairing, but I'm going to make it as humorous as I can, too!! ^_^ So what will you do? Leave? Stay? Oh, come on! One little made-up fic won't kill you~~!! ^_^ ^_^ Make sure to send me a review of what you think of my stories, okay? ^_^ ^_^ (Not that I have a whole bunch of them, but hey, it's something!!)
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Tohma Seguchi was walking to work one very early morning. He had tried finishing Nittle Grasper's and Bad Luck's Concert Schedule, but had barely finished Nittle Grasper's and ended up sleeping on the very long schedule of Bad Luck. When he woke up, he realized that he had drooled on it and the ink had smeared. So he was going to have to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
Tohma: What a long and horrible night…not to mention nightmare.
Tohma thought about the nightmare that he had last night, and it still sent shivers down his spine: It had started that he woke up, still with the schedules…
--Authors Note: ^_^ Nightmare Flashback Time!!!--
Tohma wakes up. He stares at the unfinished schedule, and sighs.
Tohma: Bad Luck sure is getting famous…
As he gets up, he hears a voice.
???: Eiri is mine, Tohma. And there's nothing you can do about it…
Tohma turns around, only to be surrounded in darkness
Tohma: What…?
???: (laughing)
Tohma: Who are you?!
???: (still laughing demonically)
Tohma: TELL ME!!!!
???: MUAHAHAHA--*cough, cough, cough, cough!!* Dammit.
Tohma: Um…are you okay?
???: Shut up! I'm the bad guy! You can't ask the bad guy questions!!!
Tohma:…..Okay…?
???: *ahem* HAHAHA!!!! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, TOHMA!!!!
Tohma: You! You can't be--!
???: YES! I AM HE!!
Tohma: You can't be…_ AAAAHHH IT'S TONY THE TIGER!!!! KYAAAAAAAA!!!
???:That's ri--HEY! You're such a stupid b!tch, Tohma.
Tohma: You're not him?
???: HELL NO!
Tohma: ^_^ Oh! Then there's nothing to be afraid of, then.
???: Airhead. ANYWAYS, HERE'S YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!!
Tohma gets transported back to his desk, except that the schedules are all in blank and Yuki Eiri enters the room.
Yuki: You know what, Tohma?
Yuki whips out a shotgun.
Tohma: ^_^; Uh, Eiri..? Put that thing down…
Yuki: Shut up. How many times did I tell you that I hated you?
Tohma: Hmmm….Let's see…
He starts counting endlessly, adding the date, the conversation that they were in at the time, and the exact hour.
Tohma: Oh yeah! And the time when…and also--
Yuki loads the gun. The noise made Tohma shut up.
Tohma: ^_^ What?
Yuki: YOU'RE ANNOYING ME, AIRHEAD.
Tohma: ^_^ I just did what you told me to--
Yuki: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU B!TCH!
Tohma: ;_; How come everyone tells me to shut up? Why do they call me a b!tch? Why do they--
Yuki shot, and the bullet hit Tohma on the chest. It sent him flying to the wall, blood everywhere. Red was all he could see…A red Yuki, red papers, red everything. Then, darkness surrounded him.
--Author's Note: ^_^ Nightmare Time is Over!!!--
Tohma shivered as he entered the N-G Building. He went into his office, smiling happily to Sakano.
Tohma: Good Morning, Sakano.
Sakano: Good Morning, Mr. President!
Tohma: ^_^ Can you give me a cup of coffee?
Sakano: Yes, sir!
Sakano runs out to get Tohma his coffee.
Tohma: ^_^; What a darn hard worker…
He sits down on his desk, and whips out his favorite weapon of correction: White-Out.
(Author's Note: ^_^ Ah, the magic of White-Out…)
Tohma smiled. He flipped through the papers, the White-Out's opening pointing away from Tohma, in the direction of the door. As he was searching for the Schedule, Taki Aizawa of ASK burst into the room. Tohma was startled, so he accidentally squirted White-Out on Taki's shirt.
Tohma: *looks up* Oops! Sorry, Taki!
Taki: *Annoyed, but containing himself* No problem…Seguchi-san.
Tohma: ^_^;; Um, I could wash it for you if you like.
Taki: Really. No need. How's the ASK schedule going?
Tohma: Oh! ^_^ Here.
He gives him the schedule, which was not as full as Bad Luck's and Nittle Grasper's.
Taki: *angry, but still containing* Is that…ALL?
Tohma: ^_^; Uh-huh.
Taki swipes the page, but despite this act, he smiles.
Taki: Thanks.
He turns to leave, but bumps into a rushing Sakano, and the coffee cup flies out of his hands. The cup then spills all over Tohma's pants.
Tohma: O_O WOW SAKANO! YOU MUST'VE REALLY WANTED TO GIVE ME WARM COFFEE!!!! WELL, DON'T WORRY, IT'S REALLY HOT! 0 OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Taki and Sakano turn around. They finally notice where the coffee had landed…
Sakano & Taki: O_O Seguchi-san!
They rush to him, wiping the coffee.
Tohma: ^_^; No need, guys. I'll do it.
Sakano: Shall I get some towels for you, sir?!
Tohma: Uh, don't worry about--
Taki: Does it hurt anywhere, Seguchi-san?!!
Tohma: ^_^; Hold on. I can--
Taki: *to Sakano* Do you think he got burned?
Sakano: ! It's very possible!
Tohma: ^_^; Hey, hey--
Taki: Get a med-kit!
Tohma: O_o; Hold on! You can't just--
Sakano runs off quickly.
Taki: Don't worry, Seguchi-san.
Tohma: Wait, wait, wait! _;;;;
Taki starts taking off Tohma's pants.
Tohma: EEEEEEKK!!! 0
From outside, Mika hears a shriek from Tohma's office. Tohma's shriek to be exact.
Mika: ? He must've seen a spider or something. *sighs*
She gets a bug repellent spray from her purse and goes into the office.
Meanwhile, Taki is trying to take off Tohma's boxers. Tohma is doing all he could do to keep them on.
Tohma: Wait! Stop! This could--
Mika enters the room. She is surprised at first, but then her expression turns to fury.
Mika: GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND, YOU PERVERT!!!!
She rushes to Taki. Taki looks up.
Taki: Huh?
Mika: Grrr!!
She sprays bug repellent in his eyes.
Taki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Tohma:…cause some misunderstandings…?
Mika: Tohma, did he touch you?!
Tohma: A couple of times… but--!
Mika: SICKO!!!
She kicks Taki.
Taki: OW! HEY!!! STOP KICKING ME, B!TCH!!!
Sakano enters the room.
Sakano: I'm here to help, Taki!
Mika: WHAT?! YOU TRIED TO GANG-BANG MY HUSBAND?!?!?
Sakano: N-no!! He spilled coffee on himself so we wanted to check if he got burned!!
Tohma: Th-that's right.
Mika: Oh. *gets water bottle out of purse. Then gets some Kleenex from her bag and soaks it a little* Hey, idiot, stop rubbing your eyes.
She washes out Taki's eyes and smiles. Then she turns to Tohma.
Mika: Tohma, stop being a baby and let them. Anyways, I'm going to Kyoto to visit my father. I will be back in like two months, okay?
Tohma: Well…alright…^_^ I hope Mr. Uesugi is well.
Mika: See you later, Tohma. ^_^
She leaves.
Tohma: ^_^ Alright. I'll let you guys help me.
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