In Need Of Aspirin Chapter 2

I AM SO SORRY ABOUT MESSING UP THOSE CHAPTERS!!!!!!!! I'M *SUCH* A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _ You guys have permission to kill me for this, dammit!!!! ^_^ Will you guys EVER forgive me?!?!

Disclaimer: Gravitation is not mine and.I'M SO SORRY! I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, so sorry! Gomen na sai! Gomen, gomen, gomen! Sumimasen! Sumimasen!!! *bows like crazy* I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ For writing this thing late. (Eats pocky) Thank you! Thanx for waiting, writing, and reviewing!!!!!!!

I'VE GOT MAJOR NEWS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ ^_^

Note I: Besides Gravitation, there's another Shounen-ai anime! It's called Yami no Matsuei! God, the guys are hot!

Note II: YOU CAN GET SOME SCANDILATIONS OF GRAVITATION EVEN IF IT'S LICENSED~~~! 'CAUSE WHEN IT'S SHOUNEN-AI, THEY DON'T CARE!!!

Note III: If you want Yami no Matsuei scandilations, go to www.SakuraCrisis.net (Sakura Crisis)!!

WARNING: THE CONTENTS IN Yami no Matsuei (the manga only) ARE STRONG! AND BE CAREFUL WITH OTHER MANGA!!!!

Note IV: The anime of Yami no Matsuei, however (English Name: Descendants of Darkness ) is not so strong! ^_^ So you can watch it with no real problem! Oh, and.I CAME OUT AS TSUZUKI!!! Take the Yami no Matsuei test at www.SelectSmart.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tohma walked into his office the next day. He saw Sakano cleaning his computer and smiled, deciding to act stupid. He sat down on his computer and held up the keyboard.

Tohma: (lifting it up) Wow! What a strange controller! How on earth are you to play Final Fantasy 7 on this, anyway?! It's like you've gotta reach to the other side to like.attack or something, right?

Sakano: Um. I don't know, sir.

Tohma laughs.

Tohma: I'm kidding..

Tohma remembers his other dream last night. Er.Nightmare.

NIGHTMARE MODE, BAYBAY!! ^_^

Tohma walks down a long hall hearing a male voice sing. He finally reached a room and spotted a man that he hated so much.singing.THE SLINKY SONG?! AND PLAYING WITH ONE?!?!

???: (Not noticing Tohma) Everyone loves the slinky, I'm in love with my slinky--

With new and improved lyrics!

Tohma: Er.

???: Hmm? (He turns around.) ACK! *a-hem* MUAHAHAHA!

Tohma: A little too late for that.

???: Shut up.

Tohma: Slinky? I never knew.

???: Well. (stands up) Now.you know. SO! MUAHHAHAHAHA!!! Eiri is mine, Tohma!

Tohma was too busy looking at the roof.

Tohma: (Looking down) ^_^ Hmm? Sorry, couldn't catch that. I had the Kingdom Hearts Japanese Version song in my head.

???: Oooh! I wanna hear!

Tohma: You can't. I'm not a boom box.

???: Meanie.

Tohma: But didn't you think that Kairi is a b*tch?

???: Yeah man. That blue haired bastard and that brown haired slut should get together

Tohma: O.O You like shounen-ai?

???: OH YEAAAH.

Tohma:.........ME TOO! ^_^

They giggle like sugar-high schoolgirls.

???: WAIT! I AM ACTUALLY MAKING PEACE?!??!? I AM SUPREME EVIL! SURRENDER YOUR HEART TO THE DARKNESS!!!

Tohma: Oh. No. Help. He'll. Kill. Me. Ahhh. No. Please.

???: STOP BEING SARCASTIC!!!

Tohma: Yeah. What are you, Ansem?

???: NO SIR! I AM Y------NOBODY!!!! Whew! I almost said it!!

Tohma: I already know who you are.

???: Oh yeah?! I know who you are too!

Tohma: Oh? And who is that?

???: You're Quatre!

Tohma: ...Yep. That's me alright.

???:Do you MOCK me?!? I'll show you!

He appears in a room.

???'s voice: Write: "I am a cheap b*tch." 5000 times on this paper!! Then maybe I'll consider in not showing you my (Tohma: Slinky) power!! HEY! AND DON'T YOU DARE PUT AN EXTRA COMMENT ABOUT EVERY (Tohma: useless) THING I SAY!!!!!!!!! GRRR!!!

Tohma: ^_____^ Two words: Bite. Me.

???'s voice: HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?!!!?

Tohma: ^_^ How Dare I? How dare I.I'll tell you how I dare. I am the CD Producer (and Keyboardist) of The Night, I grin my face off at Day and--OW!

A big pile of papers landed on his head.

???'s voice: So there. Now hurry up and write.

Tohma: You MASHER!!!

???'s voice: Oh shut up before I get over there.

Tohma: Jolly Ho!

He escapes the classroom, reaching another doorway.

And wakes up.

-END OF NIGHTMARE MODE!-

Tohma smiled.

Tohma: Anyways, I've got work to do.

Sakano: Yes sir!

As Sakano leaves, a flash and Taki runs into the room, panting. The Unidentified Speeding Person rushed in back of the desk.

Cute Voice: Hell, yeah!

Taki: (Jumping over the desk) SHUICHI GIVE MY DAMNED MICROPHONE BACK, YOU BRAT!!!

Shuichi's voice: Yeek!

He runs away.

Taki: GRRRR!! (Jumps over Tohma..)

Tohma: AH! Aizawa-san!

.Kicking him square on the nose.

Tohma: OH, HOLY MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS!!! *blood squirts violently out of his nose.*

Sakano: O.O President!

Taki: O.O SEGUCHI-SAN!

Tohma stands up, rushing to the door, thinking about heading to the bathroom, until the door slammed into his face. Eiri had just come in.

Eiri: Where's Shuichi?!?

Taki: O.O

Sakano: O.o

Tohma: 6.6 ..

Taki picked Tohma up.

Eiri: (smiles. Obviously drunk) I like big butts. (winks at Taki.)

Taki: O.O;;;

('I Like Big Butts' song starts)

Eiri moves seductively to Taki.

Taki: O.o Holy Crackers.

Eiri licks his finger and presses it against Taki's shoulder, doing sizzling sounds.

Tohma: Run, Taki.

Taki: O.o Holy Strawberry shortcake.

Eiri: WHERE?!

Taki: ^_^ Under the desk.

Eiri dashes under the desk. Next, they hear Shuichi shrieking.

Taki & Sakano: *to Tohma* Do you think that he'll really eat him?

Tohma: O.O It's stupid, contagious, won't anyone save him from getting eaten by Eiri Yuki.

Taki: ^_^ It's stupid, contagious, to be drunk and famous won't somebody please.call 911.

Sakano: ^_^;;

Tatsuha comes in.

Tatsuha: Seven years later, he works as a writer and the other guy's in the graveyard, 'cause he's already dead. The story never changes, just the names and faces like Tohma and Taki getting down in the car.!

Tohma: Did you just say that?

Taki winks at Tohma.

Tatsuha: O.O ^_^ Oh, yeah! Same thong, different G-String.

Taki runs to the infirmary with Tohma.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Taki is in the infirmary.

Tohma: ^_^ My nose hurts.

Taki: No bull. I just kicked you with my new combat boots.

Tohma: ^_^; Omigod.

Taki: (grabs the tip of his nose and pulls it upwards. A crunch is heard. Then he pulls it to place which various bone crunching is heard.)

Tohma: . Ow! That hurts! Stop that!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sakano: (hearing the 'Ow! That hurts! Stop that!') O.O; I'm out of here!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tohma is asleep a many minutes later.

Taki:...

Taki leans to Tohma's sleeping face and right when they were nose-to-nose.

Taki:..

.Shuichi stomps in, jumping on Taki's head.

Taki: YAH!

Shuichi: YEEEEEEEK!

He moved forward and kissed Tohma, hard. Shuichi looks at what Taki is doing.

Shuichi: ^_^ Hi, Taki! What are you--O.O WHAT ARE YOU DOING KISSING TOHMA?!

Taki: ! (moves back, sending the pink haired cutie flying.)

Tohma wakes up.

Tohma: What's happening.? What's with all the noise?

Shuichi: Taki was going to--!

Eiri comes in.

Eiri: Hello, you pink haired baka. I'm not finished with you yet. I'm a sexy ba$tard and you know it, so give daddy some sugar.

Shuichi: O.O Uh. Look Eiri! Taki!

Eiri: (notices Taki as if in a whole new light.) Why hello, hot baby.

Shuichi: :O EIRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT! I'm tired of resisting!¬ Jealous

Shuichi jumps on Eiri and they fall into the medical closet. The door closes.

Tohma: O.O;; Oh my.

Taki: Tell me about it. O.O

Sakano comes in, seeing that the closet is thumping and moving violently.

Sakano: O.O Holy Scrambled Eggs!

Tohma: ^_^;;; Oh well.

Taki: I'm out of here.

Sakano: I'll stay with you, President! *his cell phone rings* Hmm? Yes? Hello? WHAT?! I'M GOING! (he hangs up) Seguchi-san, I.I have to go after all.

Taki walks out the door, being followed by a jumping medical closet, in which evil giggling and laughing are heard in.

Tohma: It's alright. ^_^ I can manage.

.They all leave.

Tohma lays down, and stares at the ceiling.

Tohma: Talk about totally *Marmalade Boy.

He puts his hand over his mouth.

Tohma:...Embarrassing.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

PLEASE READ! VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^_^ Hi, people! That's the End of Chapter 2! YAAAH!!!! ^_^ ^_^ I'm REALLY sorry for making you guys wait long! *_* (clasps hands together) We're still friends, nee? I sure hope so!!! ^_^

* In an anime called Marmalade Boy, the girl is in the infirmary "asleep" and the boy kisses her, but she was awake. ^_^

NOTICE: BE SURE TO FIND OUT ABOUT Yami no Matsuei!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Double Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness), Gravitation, and Marmalade Boy are NOT mine, so don't kill me!!

Oh! And a good site to start off with Yami no Matsuei is: Sayonara da LOVE ME: http://persephone.nu/loveme/

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~