-Ew! Your in my Body!-
-Chapter One-
"Riona, what are you doing?" Hermione asked with great impatient. It was mid-afternoon, just before lunch, and here she was stuck with Riona Iddle and Draco Malfoy as partners for potions. She was stuck with the two people she hated and the two people that always tried to mess up the potion, hoping it would disfigure her. She often questioned herself how she ended up with Draco and Riona as partners.
"I'm putting in the dragons bane," Riona responded, stressing every word.
Hermione clenched her teeth, silently screamed, and then snatched the fuming bottle out of Riona's hands.
"How many times do I have to say not to - DRACO!" She screamed madly, making everyone in the class jump.
Draco froze in his spot and looked up at her, a look of shock written all over his face.
"DON'T EVER PUT A UNICORN'S HAIR IN A PAIN KILLER POTION!" Hermione yelled at the top of her lungs, frantically waving her hands in the air. "YOU'LL KILL US ALL!"
"Well, I can live with that," Draco muttered.
Hermione snatched the ingredient out of his hands and then piled up the rest near her side of the table. She was going ot get killed one of theses days by those two. She then tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and let out an exasperated sigh. She looked up at the two Slytherins, who were watching her set up each ingredient in order they were to be put inside the cauldron with a raised eyebrow. She took a big, deep breath and said "Now, this is how we complete-"
"Were not stupid, Mud-" Before Draco could even finish his sentence, Hermione whipped out her wand and turned him into Jell-O. She was sick and tried of his name calling. When would he learn that everytime he called her that, he'd be turned into Jello- O?
He fell to the floor and the whole class burst into laughter- at least the Gryffindors did. Riona giggled and then picked up a bucket and spoon. She began to scoop him into the bucket.
Riona placed the bucket on the table and watched with sheer boredom as Hermione explained how the potion was conducted.
It had been a month since she arrived at Hogwarts. It was nothing at all like her father had described it. Though she often got lost, she enjoyed finding all the secret passage ways that led to other rooms. Snape was the one teacher she hated, partially because he had worked for her father, and she hated potions. McGonagall, Hagrid, and Sprout always gave her dirty looks and they always seemed to pick on her in class. She figured it was because she was Voldemort's daughter and she hoped Dumbledore hadn't told any else but the teachers. Flitwick seemed to be the only teacher who was nice to her, other then Snape.
You see, whenever Riona would pick up a fight with Draco, Snape always made sure she won. And whenever she stormed out of the classroom, Pansy would inform her that Snape would turn pale and become extremely anxious and jittery. Riona smiled at the thought of Snape being afraid of her. She always released her anger in that class by fighting with Draco or Hermione because Snape never told Dumbledore of her behavior, only when it got really bad.
She loved the school and had made many friends, as well as enemies. Her number one enemies were the Gryffindors. She hated them and how they had perfect lives and were the always the center of attention. She sighed and her face twisted with disgust as she watched Hermione teach her how to create a pain killer potion.
She hated Hermione most of all. Hermione always thought she was the smartest student in the whole class. Not that she wasn't, but she never ever gave the others a chance to answer the questions and she was always showing off that she knew the charms right away. Riona sighed and continued to count all the reason why she hated Hermione.
"So that's how..." Hermione dropped what she was saying and her eyebrows turned into a V, her forehead wrinkling along with it as she watched Riona snore and drool all over the table. Her head fell out of her hands and then with a loud bang! fell onto the table.
Hermione picked up a book and slammed it against Riona's head.
An ear-piercing scream and many bad words were heard miliseconds later. Spells were flying everywhere and students quickly ducked another desk.
"HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT?!" Riona screamed.
"Twenty?" Hermione said.
Riona clenched her teeth and tightened the grip on her wand. This was it! She was sick and tired of Hermione! She couldn't stand her anymore. She was driving her mad!
Hermione did the same. This was it! She was sick and tired of Riona! She couldn't stand her anymore. She was driving her mad!
The two stared at each other, each of them thinking spells that would do critical damage to the other.
Professor Snape quickly strode over to the two girls, his hem of his cloak billowing behind him. They were going to start another fight. He remembered the last one and Oh! was it horrible! Hermione kept burping out bubbles for a week and she couldn't walk, talk, or do anything. She was paralyzed for a week with no memory whatsoever. Riona acted like a frog and then a horse and then back to a frog and then a horse. She was like that for a whole week too. And she wouldn't eat anything but hay and flies.
He was just about to stop the two, but before he could even whip out his wand, the fight had begun.
Sparks flew everywhere and students screams filled everyone's ears as they fled for the door along with Snape. No one wanted to be hit with a spell that was cast by two of the most smartest students in the whole school. Windows shattered and so did bottles, spilling their contents all over the floor and into potions that exploded, covering the two girls in goo. They were casting spells of every kind- black magic, charms, simple every day spells, and transfiguration.
And poor Draco was squirming around in his bucket, wondering what was going on...
Smoke filled the room, but the two girls kept going at it. Sparks flew everywhere and then one of them hit the dragons bane. It shattered into a million pieces and the contents spilled into the cauldron they were working on.
The potion stirred up in anger and before anyone could even blink, it exploded! The whole class room was drenched in the potion. The smoke settled and so did the spells. The two girls stared at each other, each heavily breathing in and out. They were just about to shout out more spells, when Draco screamed.
"EEEEEEE!"
Their heads snapped in the direction of the bucket and Riona, with great annoyance, changed him back.
The puddle of Jell-O turned back into the annoying, quick-tempered, witty Draco. He too was covered in the goo and his face twisted with disgust as he looked down at his clothing.
The girls turned their attention back to each other and tightened the grips on their wands, but before they could scream out a spell again, Dumbledore and Snape rushed in, both peeved at their behaviour.
Snape looked at his class and rolled his eyes. It was the 50th time they had destroyed his classroom and he was sick of cleaning it up all the time.
"Why must we go through this every week, Miss Iddle and Miss Granger?" Dumbledore asked with a sigh.
"Well she started-"
"You shouldn't have-"
"I told you-"
"You were about to-"
"I was-"
"QUIET!" Dumbledore roared.
The two girls instantly straightened up and faced him, both with a look of shame on their faces.
"Now both of you go get cleaned up and then meet me at my office after dinner. We'll discuss a punishment there," Duumbledore said calmly.
The two girls nodded and then left the room with Draco, who was giving Dumbledore suggestions for their punishment. The two girls, who were both getting annoyed by his comments, rammed him into a wall and continued walking. They then had to put up with his complaits that they had given him a headache!
But all three of them were unaware of the change going on inside of them.....
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A/N: Okay, so how was that chapter? This is the sequel to "A Dark Lord's Daughter" This one is going to be comedy and I hope it makes you laugh sometime in some chapter!Any ways, this story if going to be really slow on updates- Boo! I know!- because of these reasons:
1) I'm working on an original novel that I hope will one day get published. A girl can dream can't she? lol. 2) School is piling me up with work. Yes, I know, I hate it too. 3) I gotta start practicing my piano 4) I do Track and that takes up most of my time.
Please don't beg me for updates okay! I'm gonna try really hard to write this story every Saturday or Sunday kay! Once again, thank you for your reviews and remember this: The review button is your friend!
"Riona, what are you doing?" Hermione asked with great impatient. It was mid-afternoon, just before lunch, and here she was stuck with Riona Iddle and Draco Malfoy as partners for potions. She was stuck with the two people she hated and the two people that always tried to mess up the potion, hoping it would disfigure her. She often questioned herself how she ended up with Draco and Riona as partners.
"I'm putting in the dragons bane," Riona responded, stressing every word.
Hermione clenched her teeth, silently screamed, and then snatched the fuming bottle out of Riona's hands.
"How many times do I have to say not to - DRACO!" She screamed madly, making everyone in the class jump.
Draco froze in his spot and looked up at her, a look of shock written all over his face.
"DON'T EVER PUT A UNICORN'S HAIR IN A PAIN KILLER POTION!" Hermione yelled at the top of her lungs, frantically waving her hands in the air. "YOU'LL KILL US ALL!"
"Well, I can live with that," Draco muttered.
Hermione snatched the ingredient out of his hands and then piled up the rest near her side of the table. She was going ot get killed one of theses days by those two. She then tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and let out an exasperated sigh. She looked up at the two Slytherins, who were watching her set up each ingredient in order they were to be put inside the cauldron with a raised eyebrow. She took a big, deep breath and said "Now, this is how we complete-"
"Were not stupid, Mud-" Before Draco could even finish his sentence, Hermione whipped out her wand and turned him into Jell-O. She was sick and tried of his name calling. When would he learn that everytime he called her that, he'd be turned into Jello- O?
He fell to the floor and the whole class burst into laughter- at least the Gryffindors did. Riona giggled and then picked up a bucket and spoon. She began to scoop him into the bucket.
Riona placed the bucket on the table and watched with sheer boredom as Hermione explained how the potion was conducted.
It had been a month since she arrived at Hogwarts. It was nothing at all like her father had described it. Though she often got lost, she enjoyed finding all the secret passage ways that led to other rooms. Snape was the one teacher she hated, partially because he had worked for her father, and she hated potions. McGonagall, Hagrid, and Sprout always gave her dirty looks and they always seemed to pick on her in class. She figured it was because she was Voldemort's daughter and she hoped Dumbledore hadn't told any else but the teachers. Flitwick seemed to be the only teacher who was nice to her, other then Snape.
You see, whenever Riona would pick up a fight with Draco, Snape always made sure she won. And whenever she stormed out of the classroom, Pansy would inform her that Snape would turn pale and become extremely anxious and jittery. Riona smiled at the thought of Snape being afraid of her. She always released her anger in that class by fighting with Draco or Hermione because Snape never told Dumbledore of her behavior, only when it got really bad.
She loved the school and had made many friends, as well as enemies. Her number one enemies were the Gryffindors. She hated them and how they had perfect lives and were the always the center of attention. She sighed and her face twisted with disgust as she watched Hermione teach her how to create a pain killer potion.
She hated Hermione most of all. Hermione always thought she was the smartest student in the whole class. Not that she wasn't, but she never ever gave the others a chance to answer the questions and she was always showing off that she knew the charms right away. Riona sighed and continued to count all the reason why she hated Hermione.
"So that's how..." Hermione dropped what she was saying and her eyebrows turned into a V, her forehead wrinkling along with it as she watched Riona snore and drool all over the table. Her head fell out of her hands and then with a loud bang! fell onto the table.
Hermione picked up a book and slammed it against Riona's head.
An ear-piercing scream and many bad words were heard miliseconds later. Spells were flying everywhere and students quickly ducked another desk.
"HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT?!" Riona screamed.
"Twenty?" Hermione said.
Riona clenched her teeth and tightened the grip on her wand. This was it! She was sick and tired of Hermione! She couldn't stand her anymore. She was driving her mad!
Hermione did the same. This was it! She was sick and tired of Riona! She couldn't stand her anymore. She was driving her mad!
The two stared at each other, each of them thinking spells that would do critical damage to the other.
Professor Snape quickly strode over to the two girls, his hem of his cloak billowing behind him. They were going to start another fight. He remembered the last one and Oh! was it horrible! Hermione kept burping out bubbles for a week and she couldn't walk, talk, or do anything. She was paralyzed for a week with no memory whatsoever. Riona acted like a frog and then a horse and then back to a frog and then a horse. She was like that for a whole week too. And she wouldn't eat anything but hay and flies.
He was just about to stop the two, but before he could even whip out his wand, the fight had begun.
Sparks flew everywhere and students screams filled everyone's ears as they fled for the door along with Snape. No one wanted to be hit with a spell that was cast by two of the most smartest students in the whole school. Windows shattered and so did bottles, spilling their contents all over the floor and into potions that exploded, covering the two girls in goo. They were casting spells of every kind- black magic, charms, simple every day spells, and transfiguration.
And poor Draco was squirming around in his bucket, wondering what was going on...
Smoke filled the room, but the two girls kept going at it. Sparks flew everywhere and then one of them hit the dragons bane. It shattered into a million pieces and the contents spilled into the cauldron they were working on.
The potion stirred up in anger and before anyone could even blink, it exploded! The whole class room was drenched in the potion. The smoke settled and so did the spells. The two girls stared at each other, each heavily breathing in and out. They were just about to shout out more spells, when Draco screamed.
"EEEEEEE!"
Their heads snapped in the direction of the bucket and Riona, with great annoyance, changed him back.
The puddle of Jell-O turned back into the annoying, quick-tempered, witty Draco. He too was covered in the goo and his face twisted with disgust as he looked down at his clothing.
The girls turned their attention back to each other and tightened the grips on their wands, but before they could scream out a spell again, Dumbledore and Snape rushed in, both peeved at their behaviour.
Snape looked at his class and rolled his eyes. It was the 50th time they had destroyed his classroom and he was sick of cleaning it up all the time.
"Why must we go through this every week, Miss Iddle and Miss Granger?" Dumbledore asked with a sigh.
"Well she started-"
"You shouldn't have-"
"I told you-"
"You were about to-"
"I was-"
"QUIET!" Dumbledore roared.
The two girls instantly straightened up and faced him, both with a look of shame on their faces.
"Now both of you go get cleaned up and then meet me at my office after dinner. We'll discuss a punishment there," Duumbledore said calmly.
The two girls nodded and then left the room with Draco, who was giving Dumbledore suggestions for their punishment. The two girls, who were both getting annoyed by his comments, rammed him into a wall and continued walking. They then had to put up with his complaits that they had given him a headache!
But all three of them were unaware of the change going on inside of them.....
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A/N: Okay, so how was that chapter? This is the sequel to "A Dark Lord's Daughter" This one is going to be comedy and I hope it makes you laugh sometime in some chapter!Any ways, this story if going to be really slow on updates- Boo! I know!- because of these reasons:
1) I'm working on an original novel that I hope will one day get published. A girl can dream can't she? lol. 2) School is piling me up with work. Yes, I know, I hate it too. 3) I gotta start practicing my piano 4) I do Track and that takes up most of my time.
Please don't beg me for updates okay! I'm gonna try really hard to write this story every Saturday or Sunday kay! Once again, thank you for your reviews and remember this: The review button is your friend!
