Disclaimer: hehe, ^_^() Forgot to put this in last time! Well, as we all know. I don't own Harry Potter or anything of the like. *sigh* I don't even own the plot! C how sad that is! The plot came from the movie "Freaky Friday" with Lindsey Lohan (She's my fav. Actor!). Yea, got some ideas from that movie. But I do own one thing! Yep! I own Riona!

Riona: I'm not property! SO therefore, I can't be owned.

Crazy4fairies: But you are....

Riona: -_- I hate being a character sometimes!

Crazy4fairies: Well, anyways, enjoy chapter two and I hope it makes you laugh sometime!

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-EW! You're in my Body!- -Chapter Two-

"Now your punishment for destroying Professor Snape's class *again*, you two are going to spend the rest of the year in detention with him and every evening you two are going to clean the showers...with a toothbrush," Dumbledore informed and the two girls could have sworn they saw him grin with happiness. "Perhaps this time, you'll learn your lesson. Now return to your dormitories. You have a busy day tomorrow!"
They two got up from their chairs that screeched, and left the room without a word. Riona gave Dumbledore one of her evil stares before she closed the door. Oh, was Hermione going to pay this time!

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"So what'd Dumbledore give you?" Draco eagerly asked when Riona stepped into the common room.
"Oh, you know: detention tomorrow and cleaning Snape's room for a week. The usual," she lied with a shrug. "Well, I'm off to bed. Night!"
"What?! WHAT KIND OF PUNISHMENT IS THAT?!" Draco yelled. "I'm marching' up to Dumbledore's office right now and make sure he gives a year worth's of detention and cleaning the bathroom.....with your tongue!"
Riona rolled her eyes. Draco was always like this when she got into trouble and Dumbledore gave her an easy punishment, or so he thought. Just as he was about to open the door, she turned his hand into pudding.
"AH! MY HAND! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAND?!" Draco immediately screamed, his chest huffing for breath as he stared at his chocolate pudding hand that was all over the floor.

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(The next morning. Ah, finally! We're here! YAY!)

"RIONA! RIONA WAKE UP!" Pansy screamed, shaking her. "WAKE UP!"
"Lavender, can you please stop yelling in my ear?! You know I hate it when you do that. Ugh! Geez, can't a girl sleep in!"
"Lavender?" Pansy questioned. She shook her head. Riona was always odd in the morning. "Well, whatever. Get ready soon or you'll miss breakfast and be late for class."
"UH-huh. Alright."
With a quiet click, the door shut close and Hermione sighed. Why did the others always have to scream in her ear in the morning? Didn't they realize that she wanted to keep her ears for some time? She slapped her pillow. She couldn't take it any more! At breakfast she was going to lecture them about healthy ear care. She rubbed her eyes and they lazily shut again. C'mon Hermione you have to wake up, she told herself.
With a groan, she got up from bed and walked over to her closet. Half asleep, she put on an outfit, caring less about how it looked, and then walked over to her mirror. How in the world was she going to wear her hair today?
She sighed and figured she put it up in a ponytail, her usual ever since she entered her Seventh Year. She opened her eyes and stared at the reflection in the mirror with horror. Her jaw dropped instantly and she clawed at her face, hoping this was a dream. It couldn't be true1 NO! It wasn't! This was all a dream! She opened her mouth and screamed at the top of her lungs, rushing out of the room when she heard another scream, greatly resembling that of Draco's, coming from the common room.
"GET OUT OF MY BODY RIGHT NOW!" Riona shrieked, abusively shaking Hermione. "GET OUT! YOU SICK'O! WHAT'D YOU DO TO ME! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
"STOP SHAKING ME!" Hermione screaming, kicking Riona at the fork of her legs.
Riona instantly curled up with a loud howl. "It does really hurt for them," she whispered seconds later.
Hermione rolled her eyes and massaged her shoulders. She looked around the Slytherin common room with disgust. She couldn't believe she was in her rival's common room, worst of all, in her rival's body! She shuddered and watched Riona limp over to a chair, groaning with every move
"I can't believe it! I'm in *your* body! Of all- wait a minute," she whispered. "If I'm in your body and you're in Draco's body, then that means...." With a look of horror plastered on her face and an evil grin plastered on Riona's, the two screamed out, "DRACO IS IN MY/ YOUR BODY!"
"AH! NO! HE'LL RUIN ME!" Hermione shrieked, running towards the door, Riona right after her. "HE'S GOING TO MAKE ME DUMB! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The two girls ran up the stairs and sharply turned a corner, their arms violently wind milling as they tried to keep their balance. They slid and quickly staggered to get up. They ran up a flight of stairs and half way up they saw Hermione's body dressed in long black stockings, an incredibly short white miniskirt, and a white tank top that was two sizes too small.
"Oh. Hello," Draco said, staring at Hermione who was ready to kill him with an Adavad Kevara curse in an instant. Right behind her was Riona trying her hardest to hold back her laughter.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU WEARING?!" Hermione screamed and Riona was sure muggles in America could hear her. "GET OUT OF THAT OUTFIT RIGHT NOW!"
Draco smiled and simply said, "Okay." He grabbed the hem of his miniskirt and was about to pull it off.
"STOP!" Hermione shrieked. "STOP! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
"Well you said-"
Hermione grunted and grabbed Draco's arm, dragging him down the flight of stairs they had just ran up.
"I can't believe it! Of all things and PEOPL! Why? Why me?" Hermione mumbled to herself as they ra down the flight of stairs,
Riona gave Draco a high five and a couple of first years passing by gave them strange looks. It wasn't everyday that you saw Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy giving each other high fives and Riona in front of them mumbling "Why me?" Yes it was quite odd.
When the three of them had reached the Slytherin common room, Hermione made Draco change into one of Riona's outfit and was completely outraged and grossed out when he said she had a sexy body.
"DON'T YOU EVER WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" She scolded. "OMG! WHAT IF HARRY AND RON SAW YOU?"
"They did," Draco said seductivly.
Hermione's face went from angry to completely shocked and embarrassed. She immediately shut-up and was lost in her own thoughts.
"Well, what do we do now?" Riona asked, breaking the silence that had fallen upon them. "After all, I'm in Draco's body, he's in Hermione's, and you're in my body. What a wonderful day we're all having!"
Hermione glanced at her wristwatch and gasped. "Well, until lunchtime we're going to have to pretend to act like each other."
"What? No way! Nuh-huh!" Draco and Riona immediately protested,
"Oh c'mon! It's only until lunchtime!" Riona rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, shifting her weight to one of Draco's hips. "AH! DON'T DO THAT! REMEMBER YOU'RE A GUY! GUYS DON'T DO THAT!" Draco hollered, making Riona jump up into the air. "How am I going to act like boring old Draco who doesn't do anything, but smirk at everyone and make some stupid remarks that aren't even funny!" "What? I don't act like that! Well, at least you don't have to be Hermione who MUST show-off every day in class and has a brain the size of Jupiter and has to make that fact known to every kid who's in Hogwarts!"
"Well, you don't have to be Riona who's obsessed with her make-up and HAS to check her face every second. I mean, it's not like she's going to get any prettier then Medusa!"
"WHAT?!" Riona shouted and before long an argument broke out. Draco tried to stop them, but was no use.
The late bell, signaling that they were officially late for class. Hermione groaned.
"We've got to go!" she pleaded. "Just *try* to be each other. At least until lunch time."
The three stared at each other and nodded, a look of disapproval splashed on their faces. But in reality, they were each planning a way to ruin the other's reputation. Oh, what a day it was going to be! Was Hogwarts, its students, and teachers prepared for the chaos these three were going to bring?

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A/N: Okay! There's the Second chapter to this chaotic story of mine that I have know idea where it's going to go- I mean! Lol. J/k. Nah, I got some pretty good ideas inside this odd head of mine. Any ways-

Riona: HELLO THERE! *Taps on computer screen* Remember me!

Draco: Who doesn't?

Riona: -_-

Draco: Well, to save-

Hermione: Hello!

Riona: =o ! What is SHE doing here?!

Crazy4fairies: Well, she IS (Hermione: *bats eyelashes* ) one of the main characters and main characters get to talk here.

Riona: . NO! NO! NO! NO GRYFFINDORS ALLOWED!

Hermione: Well, that rules has just been broken!

Draco: OMG! HERMIONE BROKE A RULE!

Hermione: -_-

Riona: I'm going to protest against this!

Crazy4fairies: *Rolls eyes* Anyways, Thank you Rinoa for being my first reviewer! You made me so happy! Nah, I didn't take the name from FF8. I don't remember where I got it from, but I thought it was a pretty name-

Riona: hehe, my name is pretty!

Crazy4fairies: o.O anyways, thank you! Till next time!