Disclaimer: Read Chapter Two!

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-EW! Your in my Body!- -Chapter Three-

The three of them rushed out the door as soon as they promised they'd try to act like each other until lunch. Down the hallway they ran, Draco 'accidentally' sending Mrs. Norris flying down three flights of stairs. They rushed into Professor's Snape's classroom and all heads snapped in the direction of the three breathless teenagers.
Draco smiled at everyone and then walked over to Harry and Ron, his hips dangerously swaying from side to side and his right hand up in the air like Elle in that muggle movie "Legally Blonde". Oh, he remembered the torture he had to endure when Riona dragged him to the muggle movie theater! As he was walking, he tripped on Hermione's high heel shoes that he found collecting dust in her closet. How could she let such cute shoes not be worn? Draco mentally kicked himself. Those girlie hormones were kicking in. He quickly caught hold of Ron's flaming red hair. Ron yelped and Draco hastily grabbed his nose and pushed forward, but Ron jerked his head back and the two went crashing to the floor.
Draco pushed Ron off of himself and gave him a dirty look, getting one in return. He brushed himself and then took his seat between Harry and Ron, his nose up in the air as he did so. He couldn't believe he was sitting between two Gryffindors! Of all things.
"Well, Miss Idle, Mr. Malfoy, and Miss Granger, why are you late to class this morning?" Snape asked.
"Well, you know," Hermione began. "I couldn't choose between this cute black skirt and this other cute black skirt. It was the hardest choice I had to make in my whole life." Then in her most seductive voice, she added, "I mean, I wanted to look really good for my favorite teacher." She winked and for the first time, Snape looked uncomfortable.
Riona's jaw dropped and she quickly made her way to Draco's seat, but before she rammed Hermione into a wall.
"HEY!" Hermione yelled. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
But her response was a dirty look and Riona hanging an invisible rope around her neck. She then pointed at the clock and waved her fist three fingers at Hermione. Hermione rolled her eyes and paid attention to her lesson.
Snape's told the class what they were going to make today (a truth potion) and then he wrote down the ingredients. Then he assigned partners. Draco was partnered with Pansy (A/N: Remember he's in Hermione's body), Riona was partnered with Harry (A/N: she's in Draco's body), and Hermione was partnered with Millicent (A/N: she's in Riona's body). Then they were off on their own to create their potions and then test it on their partners.
"I can't believe I'm stuck with you!" Pansy hissed at Draco.
"Well, that makes two of us," he shot back.
"Well, you can do the potion and tell me when it's ready. Okay? After all, you are the brainiac of the class."
"What?! No way! Pansy Zaas Pakinson you get back right here and help me!" Draco hollered as Pansy began to make her way over to Millicent.
The class burst into laughter at Pansy's middle name. Her face went into a dark shade of crimson. She walked over to Draco and whispered, their faces no more then an inch apart, "How did you find that out?"
"I know how to read."
Pansy turned on her heels and silently began to finish her experiment, thinking of ways to get even with Hermione, or well Draco.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the room, Hermione was eyeing Millicent's every move. She would jump every time Millicent would throw something into the cauldron and would agree to everything she suggested. She hadn't forgotten about the dueling club in their second year when she almost killed her.
"So-" Millicent began to say, but cut off short when Hermione put her arms in front of her face and began to whimper. "Riona, are you okay?"
Hermione's body trembled. What was Millicent going to do to her this time? Why did she have to endure such torment with this girl? What had- Then she remembered that she was Riona. Hermione put down her arms and smiled at an overweight Millicent that had an eyebrow raised.
Hermione quickly began to think of something Riona would say. "Uh...... I was, um, thinking of, um, Draco! Yes, that's it. Draco. His face flashed in my mind and I just got, um, scared," She said with a nervous laugh.
"Now Riona," Millicent said, putting her arm around Hermione. Hermione's eyes were as wide as carriage wheels and her knees buckled when Millicent gave her a tight, what she would call, "hug". Was this her method of murdering someone? By squeezing them to death! "Riona are you listening?!"
"YES! YES I AM!" Hermione hysterically burst out.
Millicent looked surprised, wondering why Riona was suddenly afraid of her. She smirked. Maybe the potion she had created a week ago was finally working. It was a potion that would make anyone scared of you. She smirked again and tightened her grip around Riona's shoulder.
Hermione began to whimper as she looked at the devilish smirk plastered on Millicent's face. This was going to be a long class...
And while Hermione was suffering in Millicent's hands and Draco had to put up with Pansy, Riona was doing fine with her partner: Harry. Before they began to make the potion, they had agreed not to speak to each other until the potion was done. They were doing jut fine, threatening each other in sign language, occasionally spilling some other ingredient on the floor and then silently strangling the other. Oh, yea they were doing just fine.
"Okay," Riona said, relieved that she could speak again. "The potion is complete. You try it first."
She scooped up some of the potion into a container and handed it to him.
"No I think it would be better if you tried it," Harry said, pushing the potion back to her.
"Why don't you try it? I mean, famous people should always be the first at everything," Riona said batting her eyelashes as sweet as she could. She received a strange look from Harry and remembered that she was Draco.
See what great friends they were? See how that silence thing helped them be kind to each other?
"Why don't you go first?" Harry said, already being to lose his patient.
"DRINK THE STUPID POTION, YOU MORON!" Riona hollered, making everyone in the classroom jump.
"WHY DON'T YOU?! AFTER ALL, YOU SUGGESTED IT!"
Riona threw the potion at Harry, who ducked down behind the cauldron.
"FINE!" Harry shouted. The sooner he got over with this the sooner he'd get away from Draco who was slowly turning into a madman.
He snatched the tiny glass bottle out of Riona's hand and then gulped the potion down in one gulp. He hoped they did it right...
"Okay, the potion's done," Pansy muttered. "You try it."
And unlike Riona and Harry, Draco agreed without an argument. He drank the potion in a gulp and awaited for Pansy to ask the questions.
Pansy thought and thought about questions she could make Hermione spill out. She needed a really good one. One that would make her the laughing stock of the year. Pansy smirked and decided she asked who she was crushing on, silently hoping it was Draco that she liked. Oh, she would have a blast if that was it! Pansy let out a roar of laughter when the name "Neville Longbottom" crossed her mind. She rubbed her hands, a devilish smirk plastered on her face, and she asked away.
"So, Hermione," she said casually, "who are you crushing on?"
"Riona," Draco responded simply.
Pansy's jaw dropped and she looked as though she were about to puke. "I KNEW IT!" she shouted and the whole class turned around to face her. "I can't believe it! Oh, my gosh! UGH! how gross! I knew there was something strange about you Granger!"
Hermione, who was sitting in her seat, got up and rushed over to Draco. "What did you tell them?" she hissed.
"OMG! YOU TOO RIONA!" Pansy screamed. "GET AWAY FROM ME! STAY BACK! SHOO!"
Hermione stared at Pansy and then finally realized what was going on. Her whole body recoiled and she was completely grossed out. She couldn't believe that Pansy just had to her who she liked! Of all questions! Why that one?! "No! I didn't mean it like that!"
But Pansy wasn't listening to her. She was to grossed out by everything that had just happened. Riona joined the scene and stared at Draco and Hermione, who were slowly shifting away from each other.
"What question did she ask you?" Riona questioned Draco.
"Who I li....." Draco grew silently and began to blush.
"DON'T DO THAT YOU IDIOT!" Hermione shrieked. "CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID?"
She turned on her heels and then ran out the door in tears.
"Of all people, why Riona?" Pansy whispered to Riona, who jumped in the air. "To think-"
"Well, she's not what you think!" Riona said, trying to get 'herself' out of the situation.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, um, she and I have, er,"- she took a glance at Draco-" been going out for the past two weeks."
"YOU'VE BEEN WHAT?!" Pansy shouted with glee. "Why didn't she tell me?"
"Oh, you know. We didn't want all that attention from the media," Riona said, scratching her head.
"But then why did she run *Gasp* she's cheating on you!" Pansy said.
Riona and Draco fell back anime style and stared at Pansy, who was quickly informing her friends.

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A/N: AW! Poor Hermione! *Gets beaten up by Hermione*

Hermione: How could you write something like that!

Riona: *puts her fingers into a cross and backs away*

Draco: *snickering*

Hermione: Now look at what I have to go through!

Crazy4fairies: Don't worry in the next chapter they'll suffer in the next chapter as well.

Hermione: *glaring at the other two, who are laughing their heads off* Good!

Crazy4fairies: *sigh* Thank you ash vault rose garden for reviewing! This story is so confusing to write! I have to think track of who's in who's body and that just gets so confusing! If any of you are confused plz tell me cause it's so hard to have a confused writer, let alone reader! Well, any ways, I'm rambling on. Thanks for reviewing! And remember: Riona's in Draco's body; Draco's in Hermione's; and Hermione's in Riona's. And Draco and riona AREN'T going out, she just said that so she can get herself out of that mess. Hermione ran out, but Hermione's in Riona's body, so to the class it was Riona who ran out. Hoped that cleared up some confusions.