Hello again! Welcome to the second chapter!! And it's longer too!! Oooo ahhhh .. And sorry if the last chapter kinda well sucked ass indefinitely. I had a bit of writers block and ended it quickly which made it suck. Oh well hope you like this one better. Once again enjoi!!

Disclaimer: Well you know what I'm sayin' so yeah. *_^

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Chapter 2: Happiness is in the air my friend!

Dib was whistling to himself as he walked down the street to his house. He forgot about what he was so upset about. All he could think about was the dark blonde girl he just met.

But yet the earlier events of the early morning pushed its self past Dibs happy moment to his attention. Yet again, Dib foiled another of Zim's pathetic attempts to rule the Earth. It turned out that Zim was going to try to enslave the Earths inhabitants by coming up with a fast food restaurant and infesting everyone's minds with his horrible cow meat of doom. Of course, this was ridiculous but Dib thought he should stop him anyway since people are so stupid, it might just work.

Dib found Zim in the old abandoned McMeaty's on 34th and Hickory. It was so broken down; rats didn't even see it fit to live in. Dib snuck through the ancient restaurant. When he came to the front counter, he found that Zim was in the back mixing some funky gooey crap. Dib snuck it to the room, not bothering to be very quiet since Zim was laughing insanely. Dib took out his new and improved high-tech camera that looked all Matrix like. He started snapping pictures like crazy. He figured he could send them to the FBI or Mysterious Mysteries. Then he took out a mini bomb type thing and stuck it to the big tub-o-muck. He silently out of the crusty McMeaty's, into the street. He kneeled down and pressed his hand-held detonator. He heard a small blast and the distant scream of Zim. CURSE YOU DIIIB!!!!! Dib walked away laughing to himself, pleased with his work. But his triumph was cut short as he was struck by a hot laser.

After Dib same to, he found himself laying in the middle of the sidewalk, with his glasses a screw and a searing pain in his crotch. He slowly got to his feet, trying to keep his balance. He stumbled into the nearest building and went into the bathroom. He started to get violently sick, shaking and sweating. The pain in his crotch seemed to get worse. Dib looked down and pulled down his pants. What he saw shocked the crap out of him. It looked as if his dick had been put through a furnace. Dib let out a scream, sounding of a mix of pain and shock. He grabbed his pants and yanked them up, causing him more pain. He ran out of the bathroom and out of the store, followed by stares from customers. He walked fast down the road, bumping into many people and not bothering to say anything to them. Dib started muttering half to himself, half in his head. "What the fuck did he do to me?? Fuck me with a blow torch??? Sweet mother of God this is wrong! I'm going to kill that stupid mother fucker, I swear it!" Dib soon found himself in the park sitting on a moss-infested bench.. And well you know ..

Then Dib, much to his surprise, found himself in front of his door. He walked in and shut the door behind him. "Were have you been dip-shit?? It was your turn to clean the fucking kitchen . What's wrong with you?" A teenage Gaz stood before Dib. She was dressed in a purple and black striped shirt and black jeans. She wore her precious skull medallion that she has had for years. It shined in the light as she blocked Dib's escape route to his room. "Well?? What's your fucking excuse this time? 'Bigfoot invited me over for tea and Triskets and I couldn't put him down'? Hmmm?? Well??" Dib looked at Gaz, shaking with anger and distress. "Get the fuck out of my way, Gaz. I am not in the mood for your bullshit at the moment." Gaz looked at Dib with a flabbergasted look. Dib has never stood up to his sister before, she knew something was wrong. "Dib. C'mon what's wrong?? You're freaking me out here." Gaz gave Dib a look of concern, a look he hasn't gotten from her since freshmen year when he was being teased in gym about how he. hadn't grown much. "Gaz, I really don't want to talk about it. Seriously. But if I do," Dib grabs Gaz by her shoulders and moves her to the side, "You'll be the first to know. Okay?" Dib rushed past her and slams his door. Gaz rolls her eyes and goes back to her PS2.

Dib falls on his bed. Not bothering to take off his clothes, he rolls over and falls asleep.

Dib wakes to the sound of his alarm clock. He feels a bit better in his lower region but still quite sore. He stumbled into his bathroom and washed his face trying to wake himself up a bit. He looks into the mirror and shakes his head, the memories of yesterday stale yet fresh in his mind. 'no don't think about it, don't think about it .' Dib told himself, 'just go to school and avoid as much weirdness as possible.' He gave his head one last good shake and walked out the door, laptop and bag in hand.

At that moment, Niliz was rushing out her front door, running late as she usually is. Her chucks hit the concrete hard with each running step. 'how could I sleep so long? Damn the person who invented caffeine, damn them to the deep depths of hell I say.' Niliz soon spotted Dib running as well. "DIB! HEY WAIT UP DUDE!" Dib slows down and turns to see who beckoned for his attention. As soon as he spots her, a smile appears on his thin face. "Hey! Late I suppose?" Niliz shakes her head and says with much sarcasm. "No, I just figured I'd run to school today since I love it so much and all." Dib laughs. "C'mon. We're almost there."

Both teens pick up there pace and run up to the school. "Great we made it before the first bell." Dib said slightly out of breath. "Hot damn. Let's get in there. I have no idea were I'm going to need to get my bearings around here." Niliz pushed herself against the double doors and walked in. Dib followed suit. "What's your homeroom anyway, Niliz?" Dib asked. "Mr. Fallner .do you have him?" "I do actually." Dib heads down the right corridor, Niliz follows intently. "Well, what's this Mr. Fallner like? Is he a dick or is he okay?" Dib thinks for a second before answering. "He's okay, too perky for my tastes, gets to enthusiastic over stuff." "Oh goodie." Niliz says unenthusiastically. They both walk into the class and sit in the desks farthest to the window in the back. They chat about whatnots in till the last bell. Mr. Fallner walks in all happy as a squirrel who finds his first acorn after the long winter months. He starts writing stuff on the board and most students lose interest fast and fall asleep, including Niliz and Dib. Homeroom goes by fast and soon the whole class wakes at the sound of the bell.

The morning continues as such, with new students getting lost and old ones catching up with friends. Niliz and Dib seem to have the luck of having all there classes together so far, so the day has been bearable. Niliz sat and ate there lunches on the lawn. They talked of nothings for a while, like the weather or something. Soon, Dib got into telling Niliz about Zim. ".Everyone thinks I'm crazy but I know he is an alien. I've had many run ins with the irken and have much proof of what he truly is." After his speech about his alien foe, he took a bite of his ham and cheese and awaited a reaction. Niliz popped a chip in her mouth, chewed and swallowed. "Well, I can honestly say that I think you are mildly insane, but," Niliz stopped Dib from interrupting her. "But, I think your story could have some truth to it. I mean look at the kid. He's green for Christ's sake. How could you not see he is an alien?" Dib looked at her hopefully. "So you believe me?" "Well. kinda, I mean come on. It's kinda hard to believe. Don't you look at me like that!" Dib gave Niliz a slightly sad face and rubbed his head on her shoulder like a cat. "C'mon! I know you believe me. Admit it." Niliz looked down at him and laughed. "You're so weird." "I'm okay with that. You're weird too." Niliz laughed. "Oh yeah and how's this?" Dib lifted his head. "You, a pretty girl I might add, is hanging around me, a total geek who's into paranormal stuff." Niliz blushed dark crimson. "You're not a total geek you know." Dib smiled. "Well that's a step up for me. Not being a total geek and all." Niliz laughed as did Dib. Dib looked into her eyes. "Wow." Niliz looked at him slightly confused. "What? I got something on my face or something??" Niliz reaches up to brush whatever she thinks is there away. Dib grabs her hand. "No don't. Its just .you're eyes." "What? What's with my eyes??" Dib looks into them deeper, making Niliz feel uneasy yet comfortable with the whole thing. "Nothing, it's just that there so beautiful." Niliz can feel Dib's breath as he leans in farther. Dib stops, as if wondering if he should go further. Niliz looks at him as if to say it okay, I want you to. Dib starts to lean in again. Niliz closes her eyes and waits for what's next. Then, Dib finally feels her lips and he kisses her, and what makes it even better to him is she kisses him back.

The kiss only lasts a few seconds but it seemed an eternity to both teens. When they pulled away from each other, there was a bit of an awkward feeling between them. Dib was the first to speak. "So, umm, how did it feel?" Niliz suddenly felt as if she would burst forth and tell him it was so great and all she wanted to do was kiss him again. "It was good, really good." Niliz felt like an idiot but Dib seemed to understand. "I agree. Well I guess we should go on to our next class, eh?" Niliz shakes herself mentally. "Yeah, yeah that would probly be a good idea." She stands and gathers up her stuff. She looks at Dib. "You comin'?" Dib looks up. "Yeah, I'm coming." Dig grabs his stuff and walks next to Niliz. He reaches his hand down and slides it into hers. He looks over to see Niliz reaction. She starts to grin as soon as she feels his hand and grasps it back. They walk to there next class hand in hand unaware that they are being watched by a pair of crimson eyes.

See that right there! That's called suspense!! Dun Dun DUN!! Whats gonna happen next?? Who knows??? Well I do lol woooo im tired! Its almost 12:15 in the am and im really tired. Damn im usually not this tired right now . .. oh well I reckon I shall go sleep or something. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Told ya it'd be longer!!! See!! I kid you not my friend, or rather some random stranger that I have never met, of if you are a friend . .. im gonna just stop right now, that could go on forever if you know what I mean. Well to the next chapter then!!! Woooo hoooo!