Disclaimer: [ahem] We do not own FF8, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Mr. T, or Tinkerbell... Now that I think about it, I don't think Tinkerbell's owned by anyone anymore... 'Cause, you know, Walt Disney isn't alive anymore... He's joined those famous dead people on something like the Famous People Obituary List. Yeah... Screw Heaven; if it did exist, most of them wouldn't make it. Maybe some like Albert Einstein, but, as you know, Einstein was a great man; unlike those Scrooge-like folk who don't give a damn about the poor... But now, we're just getting off topic.
A/N:
Authress: YAAAY!! Reviews!! I'm so happy! ^__^ Lady Duo reviewed too! And Hay-chan's ever faithful... [sighs] I have [sniffs] such good friends. u.u [pause] You know... I'm bored, where'd my bro disappear to? I'm going to post it without him...
Squall: [hopefully] Maybe he drove off a cliff!
Authress: [annoyed] Nooo... Doug didn't drive off a cliff.
Squall: Damn... [snaps fingers]
Mr. T: Mista T wanna ask why he's in a Anime cwossova, foo'
Authress: Now that's a stupid question
Mr. T: How so foo'?
Authress: Because, Mr. T, you fit quite well amongst all this Anime characters, don't you?
Mr. T: Mista T... suppose... [blinks]
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Chapter three: How They Came to Be...
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Meanwhile...
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Wolf: O.O [-- Note: Take note of odd dog/wolf-like ears protruding from the top of Wolf's head and also the peculiar disappearance of human ears] OMG!! A WATERFALL!! AAH!! [falls down waterfall in barrel] [loud SPLASH!!] o.o That... wasn't so bad... [gets out of barrel and swims to shore]
Squall: [lying, hip dislocated, on the ground looking like a drowned rat] Nice... doggy ears... Where'd you get them...?
Wolf: What're you talking about?!
Squall: Your ears...!! [points at Wolf's wolf ears]
Wolf: ?_? [feels her ears] O.O MY GODS!! [pause] [mumbles to self] Wait... I'm not polytheistic... [loudly] I have DOG EARS!!! [somewhat long pause] SWEEEEEEET!! [sits down next to Squall] So... Umm, tell me, after a battle sequence, where do you put your gunblade? I'm curious because you can never see it.
Squall: In my... pants... [in a lot of pain] Can... you help... Me...?
Wolf: Huh? With what?
Squall: In... pain... hip... [falls unconscious] x.x
Wolf: Uh... But HOW?! We're in the middle of nowhere.
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Meanwhile... Again
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Myself: Huh? I wonder how three people got transported through two holes...? [shrugs] Oh well.
Raijin: [sits up on FBI Guy 2] Ow... That hurt, ya know
FBI Guy 2: [raises hand] Could you please get off of me?
Raijin: What was that? Oh, uh, sorry ya know... [helps FBI Guy 2]
FBI Guy 2: Ow... That REALLY hurt
Raijin: Sorry again ya know-- Huh? That's weird ya know.
FBI Guy 2: What? What are you talking about?
Raijin: [looks at himself] Well, I'm not all wet ya know
FBI Guy 2: O.o Huh? What d'you mean?
Raijin: It's like this you know...
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Meanwhile, the other victims...
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Fujin: [sits up and looks at self] NOT. WET?
FBI Guy: x____x [unconsious]
Mr. T: Yeah, Mista T's dry foo's. [stands up on FBI Guy]
Fujin: [also stands up on FBI Guy] WEIRD. THINK. TOILET. DRIED. US?
Mr. T: Maybe, sucka.
Fujin: HUH.
Mr. T: [remembers something] HEY! You's got Chahlie!
Fujin: [absentmindedly] OH. HERE. [hands Mr. T one of his gold chains]
Mr. T: ^___________^ Dank you foo'! [hugs "Chahlie"] Chahlie...
Myself: [overheard the two talking] Wait a minute! What's going on here?! What about this toilet business here?!
Fujin: LIKE. THIS. [waves arms around in a swirly manner]
Mr. T: Yeah foo'. Wha happened was dat dis poo' o' wadda formed jus' a' her feet an' well a' da time, Mista T was twyin' to get muh Chahlie back foo'. ^___^ [hugs gold chain]
Myself: [waving arms crazily in air] What?! What else?!
Fujin: HUH? WHAT. THAT? [points at Myself's hands]
Myself: Wha? [looks at his hands] O.O HOLY SHIT!! I only got three fingers! What the fuck is this?!
Mr. T: Mista T dunno foo'. But dis is weally weird.
Fujin: WEIRD.
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Meanwhile... (Yes, we know... u.u [sweat drop]
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Wolf: [whines] My butt hurts.
Squall: [still unconscious]
Wolf: -_- I'm BORED. [stands up] u.u Why does my butt hurt?! Other than the fact that I got bruised all over my body, I mean?! [looks around at her butt as much as was possible] O.O I-- I HAVE A TAIL!! [grabs tail and stares at it] It's the same color as my hair too...
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Back to Raijin and FBI Guy 2
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FBI Guy 2 and Raijin: [walk up to others]
Raijin: Who's that ya know? [points to He]
He: [grins] The other one! ^^ [waves] Hi!
Raijin: o.O You-- You got three fingers ya know!!
He: -_- I know. I'm still in the process of wondering how I'm supposed to flip people off. Maybe... Like this? [puts down thumb and what used to be his pinky and ring finger-- though now was only one finger, obviously-- leaving up the middle finger of the three] Hmm... Yeah, that should work. [holds up hand] ^^
Raijin: O.o Ooookay...
Fujin: SCARY. [stares]
Mr. T: ^____________^ Chahlie.... [FINALLY puts his gold chain back on] Yeah, he scary foo's.
Everyone else: .... [sweat drop]
3-Fingered One: Whaaaaaat? [whines] u.u [sniffs, still holding up his hand, flipping everyone off] I'm only trying to get used to having three fingers, that's all.
Raijin: Yeah, but ya don't hafta keep flippin' us off ya know.
Fujin: STOP. DUMBASS.
Mr. T: Yeah foo'.
3-Fingered One: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Now, if you ever wanna go home again you'll tell me how you got here.
Fujin: HUH? WHAT. THAT?
Mr. T: Wachu talkin' 'bout foo'?
Raijin: Wait, you sent us here?
3-Fingered One: ^^ [flashes "v" sign] Yep... Well, sorta. I think I did, but I don't know how. [looks at hand] Hmm...
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Meanwhile... [sigh] Getting sick of these already.
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Wolf: O.O Hey! I know! [runs up to Squall and slings him over her shoulder] Hey, I feel... Stronger. [looks at hands] O.O Hey!! Now I have CLAWS!! Sweeeet! [walks up to stream and looks at reflection] Hmm... [sets Squall down] Hee!! Skinnier... My hair's changed to a lighter brown. HEY!! I've got... SILVER HIGHLIGHTS!! [anime vein] [shakes fist] DAMMIT!! I'm not an old lady!! I'm fifteen!! [larger anime vein] Whoever's in charge of my transformation's gonna PAY!! [suddenly she and Squall are splashed with water] O.O I-- I'm wet. [a puddle forms underneath them...]
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A/N: Yep, end of chapter! ^______^ Hee hee hee... Stay tuned until next chapter!
And the only thing I have to say is this: The more reviews, the sooner I post a chappy!! Because the less my dear brother delays me... He would've made me put it off a lot longer if he had his way completely! But lucky you, this isn't completely HIS fic. I own half of it! Or... at least half of the own-able part! ^^ Hee hee
A/N:
Authress: YAAAY!! Reviews!! I'm so happy! ^__^ Lady Duo reviewed too! And Hay-chan's ever faithful... [sighs] I have [sniffs] such good friends. u.u [pause] You know... I'm bored, where'd my bro disappear to? I'm going to post it without him...
Squall: [hopefully] Maybe he drove off a cliff!
Authress: [annoyed] Nooo... Doug didn't drive off a cliff.
Squall: Damn... [snaps fingers]
Mr. T: Mista T wanna ask why he's in a Anime cwossova, foo'
Authress: Now that's a stupid question
Mr. T: How so foo'?
Authress: Because, Mr. T, you fit quite well amongst all this Anime characters, don't you?
Mr. T: Mista T... suppose... [blinks]
***
Chapter three: How They Came to Be...
---
Meanwhile...
---
Wolf: O.O [-- Note: Take note of odd dog/wolf-like ears protruding from the top of Wolf's head and also the peculiar disappearance of human ears] OMG!! A WATERFALL!! AAH!! [falls down waterfall in barrel] [loud SPLASH!!] o.o That... wasn't so bad... [gets out of barrel and swims to shore]
Squall: [lying, hip dislocated, on the ground looking like a drowned rat] Nice... doggy ears... Where'd you get them...?
Wolf: What're you talking about?!
Squall: Your ears...!! [points at Wolf's wolf ears]
Wolf: ?_? [feels her ears] O.O MY GODS!! [pause] [mumbles to self] Wait... I'm not polytheistic... [loudly] I have DOG EARS!!! [somewhat long pause] SWEEEEEEET!! [sits down next to Squall] So... Umm, tell me, after a battle sequence, where do you put your gunblade? I'm curious because you can never see it.
Squall: In my... pants... [in a lot of pain] Can... you help... Me...?
Wolf: Huh? With what?
Squall: In... pain... hip... [falls unconscious] x.x
Wolf: Uh... But HOW?! We're in the middle of nowhere.
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Meanwhile... Again
---
Myself: Huh? I wonder how three people got transported through two holes...? [shrugs] Oh well.
Raijin: [sits up on FBI Guy 2] Ow... That hurt, ya know
FBI Guy 2: [raises hand] Could you please get off of me?
Raijin: What was that? Oh, uh, sorry ya know... [helps FBI Guy 2]
FBI Guy 2: Ow... That REALLY hurt
Raijin: Sorry again ya know-- Huh? That's weird ya know.
FBI Guy 2: What? What are you talking about?
Raijin: [looks at himself] Well, I'm not all wet ya know
FBI Guy 2: O.o Huh? What d'you mean?
Raijin: It's like this you know...
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Meanwhile, the other victims...
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Fujin: [sits up and looks at self] NOT. WET?
FBI Guy: x____x [unconsious]
Mr. T: Yeah, Mista T's dry foo's. [stands up on FBI Guy]
Fujin: [also stands up on FBI Guy] WEIRD. THINK. TOILET. DRIED. US?
Mr. T: Maybe, sucka.
Fujin: HUH.
Mr. T: [remembers something] HEY! You's got Chahlie!
Fujin: [absentmindedly] OH. HERE. [hands Mr. T one of his gold chains]
Mr. T: ^___________^ Dank you foo'! [hugs "Chahlie"] Chahlie...
Myself: [overheard the two talking] Wait a minute! What's going on here?! What about this toilet business here?!
Fujin: LIKE. THIS. [waves arms around in a swirly manner]
Mr. T: Yeah foo'. Wha happened was dat dis poo' o' wadda formed jus' a' her feet an' well a' da time, Mista T was twyin' to get muh Chahlie back foo'. ^___^ [hugs gold chain]
Myself: [waving arms crazily in air] What?! What else?!
Fujin: HUH? WHAT. THAT? [points at Myself's hands]
Myself: Wha? [looks at his hands] O.O HOLY SHIT!! I only got three fingers! What the fuck is this?!
Mr. T: Mista T dunno foo'. But dis is weally weird.
Fujin: WEIRD.
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Meanwhile... (Yes, we know... u.u [sweat drop]
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Wolf: [whines] My butt hurts.
Squall: [still unconscious]
Wolf: -_- I'm BORED. [stands up] u.u Why does my butt hurt?! Other than the fact that I got bruised all over my body, I mean?! [looks around at her butt as much as was possible] O.O I-- I HAVE A TAIL!! [grabs tail and stares at it] It's the same color as my hair too...
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Back to Raijin and FBI Guy 2
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FBI Guy 2 and Raijin: [walk up to others]
Raijin: Who's that ya know? [points to He]
He: [grins] The other one! ^^ [waves] Hi!
Raijin: o.O You-- You got three fingers ya know!!
He: -_- I know. I'm still in the process of wondering how I'm supposed to flip people off. Maybe... Like this? [puts down thumb and what used to be his pinky and ring finger-- though now was only one finger, obviously-- leaving up the middle finger of the three] Hmm... Yeah, that should work. [holds up hand] ^^
Raijin: O.o Ooookay...
Fujin: SCARY. [stares]
Mr. T: ^____________^ Chahlie.... [FINALLY puts his gold chain back on] Yeah, he scary foo's.
Everyone else: .... [sweat drop]
3-Fingered One: Whaaaaaat? [whines] u.u [sniffs, still holding up his hand, flipping everyone off] I'm only trying to get used to having three fingers, that's all.
Raijin: Yeah, but ya don't hafta keep flippin' us off ya know.
Fujin: STOP. DUMBASS.
Mr. T: Yeah foo'.
3-Fingered One: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Now, if you ever wanna go home again you'll tell me how you got here.
Fujin: HUH? WHAT. THAT?
Mr. T: Wachu talkin' 'bout foo'?
Raijin: Wait, you sent us here?
3-Fingered One: ^^ [flashes "v" sign] Yep... Well, sorta. I think I did, but I don't know how. [looks at hand] Hmm...
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Meanwhile... [sigh] Getting sick of these already.
---
Wolf: O.O Hey! I know! [runs up to Squall and slings him over her shoulder] Hey, I feel... Stronger. [looks at hands] O.O Hey!! Now I have CLAWS!! Sweeeet! [walks up to stream and looks at reflection] Hmm... [sets Squall down] Hee!! Skinnier... My hair's changed to a lighter brown. HEY!! I've got... SILVER HIGHLIGHTS!! [anime vein] [shakes fist] DAMMIT!! I'm not an old lady!! I'm fifteen!! [larger anime vein] Whoever's in charge of my transformation's gonna PAY!! [suddenly she and Squall are splashed with water] O.O I-- I'm wet. [a puddle forms underneath them...]
***
A/N: Yep, end of chapter! ^______^ Hee hee hee... Stay tuned until next chapter!
And the only thing I have to say is this: The more reviews, the sooner I post a chappy!! Because the less my dear brother delays me... He would've made me put it off a lot longer if he had his way completely! But lucky you, this isn't completely HIS fic. I own half of it! Or... at least half of the own-able part! ^^ Hee hee
