Disclaimer: Again, I shall repeat myself, WE DO NOT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS FIC OTHER THAN OURSELVES AND THE FBI GUYS!! Okay? ^__^ Thank you.

A/N: THAT'S IT!! I can't take this anymore! I'm going to be updating this thing biweekly from now on! Every other Monday! That is... O.o Until chapter nine's posted. We're STILL not finished with chapter ten (which, as a warning, is quite ludicrously long. I might end up splitting it up into two parts. Maybe. We'll see.) As it is, I hope you enjoy the shtuff we l33t folks pour upon you unsuspecting victims. We're 3vil. PH34R US , F0R W3 |-|4V3 M4|) S|!LLZ ("Fear us for we have mad skills" for those who are l33t illiterate)!! *long pause* Yeah. Right. (I think I've been reading too much Megatokyo guys, forgive me) Anyway, read on!!

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Chapter Four: Interdimensional Travel

Raijin: [sees two strings form in front of him] O.O Ooh! Strings!! With candy bars attached to them ya know! [pulls strings]

3-Fingered One: Don't do-- Damn, too late.

Wolf and Squall: [fall through and land on top of Raijin]

Wolf: AAH!! [a loud THUD!] OW!! [gets off Raijin and drags the still unconscious Squall off of him as well] I... Got flushed!! [sees Doug] O.O What the fuck?! DOUG?! Is that YOU?!

3-Fingered One: TEESHA?! What the hell happened to you?! Y-you got dog ears an-and claws an-and--

Wolf: -- A tail! And I'm skinner and stronger and I got--

3-Fingered One: GRAY HAIR!!

Wolf: [anime vein] I know I got gray highlights but it's nothing big!!!

3-Fingered One: Highlights?! NOOOO, all of your hair is gray!!

Wolf: O.O WHAT?!?! NOOOO!! [throws Squall on the ground and looks at a lock of hair] ... ... ... IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SILVER!! ^_______^

3-Fingered One: Uh... [sweat drop] ... Yeah.

Wolf: [looks at tail] The same with my tail! ^____________^

3-Fingered One: [sweat drop larger still...] Yeah... Yay...

Wolf: O.O But look at you bro! You-- you gotta tail too!! And pointy elf ears!! And your eyes!! They look like a cat's!! AND you've got only three fingers!!

Raijin: [looks at 3-Fingered One] Yeah, you gotta pointy tail now ya know.

Fujin and others: [nod]

Bleached Devil: O.O H-huh? W-wha? I-I got a tail? A-and cat eyes?

All: [nod]

Bleached Devil: [long pause] THAT'S SOO FUCKIN' SWEEEEEEET!!

All: XD

Bleached Devil: ... Whaaat?

Wolf: Gack!! [gets back up and brushes self off] ANYway, shall I draw you a version of you or shall I find you a mirror? [pulls a mirror out] A mirror it is. [hands Bleached Devil the mirror]

Bleached Devil: [looks at self admiringly] Man, I look so SWEET!! [twirls around] Yeah! ^___^

Wolf: You're not acting very normal Doug... [sweat drop]

Bleached Devil: I care?

Wolf: [sighs] Oh boy...

Bleached Devil: And look at this! [shows off his new muscles] Yeah, I rule!

Wolf: [flicks him on the forehead]

Bleached Devil: O.O OOOWW!! THAT'S NOT NICE!!

Fujin: ^^ HA. HA. HA!!

Bleached Devil: Hey! Don't laugh at me!! [splashes Fujin with water and creates a pool under her that she falls through]

Fujin: AAAAHHH!! BASTARD!!

Squall: [wakes up from unconsciousness to see a candy bar on a string] Ow. My... leg... hurts... I guess this candy bar with ease my pain...

Wolf: NOOOO!! Squall!! DON'T PULL THE STRING!! [Squall grabs candy bar thus pulling the string.]

Fujin: AAAAHHH~~!! NOT. AGAIN! [lands on Squall and cracking can be heard]

Squall: GACK!!! X_X [dies]

Wolf: O.O Doug! You killed Squall!! YOU BASTARD!!

Bleached Devil: [anime vein] No copying of the South Park!!

Wolf: Ooh! South Park! [starts ranting on and on about Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Cheesy Puffs, Tweek and such] ^__^

Everyone else: -_- [eyebrows twitch]

Bleached Devil: If you don't stop in three seconds I'm gonna transport you into another dimension! 3... [normal countdown speed] 2-1!! [much faster countdown speed] [splashes the still ranting Wolf and she starts to fall through]

Wolf: O.O AAH!! BASTARD!! [grabs hold of Fujin's leg]

Fujin: O.O WHY. ME?! [grabs hold of Raijin]

Raijin: AAH!! Y a know?! [glomps Mr. T]

Mr. T: O.O Let go o' Mista T, foo'!! [grabs hold of FBI Guy who then grabs hold of FBI Guy 2]

All: AAHH!!

Bleached Devil: O.O Hey!! WAIT!! _THEY STILL HAVE MY CARDS!!_ [jumps in after them]

Kenshin: O.O Oro?!? [looks up as people come barreling down from the sky on top of him led by...]

Wolf: [lands on top of Kenshin screaming as everyone else landed on top of her] I... don't... feel so... good... The pain...

Fujin: OW.

Raijin: Mr. T, you need to lose weight ya know.

Mr. T: What you talkin' 'bout foo'!!

Raijin: Nothin' ya know...

Kaoru: [walks up] Oh, hi Kenshin, who're your new friends?

Kenshin: @_@ [raises hand] This is painful de gozaru yo...

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A/N: n_n Ah, the lovely Kenshin speech! I looove Kenshin!! HE SOOO TOTALLY ROCKS!! He's got m4d skillz d00d. (Yeah, definitely too much Megatokyo. By the way, if you don't know what Megatokyo is... Check it out; it's a webcomic -- but don't be discouraged, it's GREAT!! They even have it out in bookstores now. ^__^ http://www.megatokyo.com -- copy and paste or retype link please -- is it's home site. Just go to the bottom of the latest comic strip and click 'start' and it will bring you to the strip titled "The Nightmare Begins" I believe and that's where it all starts. It's an EXCELLENT webcomic. It's inspired me in someways... Hopefully I'll get over this l33t outbreak soon though... [sweatdrops])

I hope you enjoyed this short little chapter and PLEASE review!! Arigatou gozaimasu minna-san, I appreciate it. ^__^ Oniichan and I love reviews and they inspire me so please, keep them coming! Without your guys' support I wouldn't get anywhere! ^__^