Disclaimer: [sighs] Really, have you gotten it yet? We own barely the clothes on our backs, you think we could buy out SquareEnix and the myriad Anime companies? Nah... Though... I suppose we COULD take the copyrights by force... But no... We wouldn't do that. Just the damn dubbing companies. We'll stick with the dubbing for right now. And actually do it RIGHT!!! -- Wait, ignore that. I didn't say that. No... No, we've got no plans for taking over any thing.... No... [runs behind statue of a swirly-eyed Himura Kenshin]

A/N: Finally, a chapter that is of decent length. Geez, you know, those other chapters (excluding chapter one... actually no, that one was fairly short as well. Longer than the others but still short) were quite short. Scarily so. Just so you guys know, the chapters after this one won't be so short. Except for chapter nine. That chapter has to be THE shortest chapter of all of this fan fiction. But it's an essential chapter for the story... ^__~

Chapter Five: "Ooh. So that's what that smell is..."

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A few minutes later....

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Wolf: [happily eating a rice ball] ^_____^ Yummy!

Kenshin: ^^ [sweat drops] Why, I'm glad you appreciate my cooking and all miss...

Wolf: Delicious!! Never had Japane--

Bleached Devil: --_-- [whispers] We shouldn't let them know--

Wolf: I think, Doug, that they can already figure that we're not from around here. 1) The way we look 2) The fact that WE CAME OUT OF THE SKY!!

Bleached Devil: Oh. Yes, well, if you'll-- AAH!! O.O M-my skin-- IT'S BLUE!! [long pause] _SWEEEEET!!_

All: XD

Supa Freak: What?! Hey! Don't you think I look good in blue? [pants start to fall, but luckily _Supa Freak_ caught them just in time to save himself from embarrassment] AAAHH!! O.O Umm... That was close.

Mr. T: Yo pants ah' fallin' sucka.

Raijin: Yeah ya know. Why d'ya have such big pants?

_Supa Freak_: That's the thing. My pants aren't _that_ big.

Wolf: [looks up, removing herself from her listless paradise of ramen] [pauses] GACK!! Doug, you're skinny now too!!

Supa Freak: Huh? [looks at self and newly extremely baggy clothes] Oh _fuck!!_ Y'know what? I don't know who's done this but... [pauses, grins and sticks up middle finger in a matter of fact way] I GOTTA THANK HIM!! I haven't felt like this... EVER!! [pants almost fall again] Whoa!! Gotcha...

All: [pause to stare] XD [sweat drop]

Wolf: [gets up and brushes self off] You know, actually... My pants are kinda big on me too. And my shirt... I'm SWIMMIN' in 'em. Which... I never do.

All: ?_? [stare blankly at Wolf]

Wolf: Whaaat?!

Raijin: What're you talkin' 'bout ya know?

Wolf: u.u We're not skinny people. Well, _weren't_

Supa Freak: [nods] And HEY!! I gotta announcement!

Wolf: -_- What?

Mr. T: What is it foo'?

Supa Freak: My new name shall be SUPA FREAK!! ALL HAIL BEFORE ME!!

Wolf: ... [sweat drops] Um... No.

Supa Freak: Oh, and what's YOUR name gonna be? SILVER FANG?!

Wolf: u.u Nope. ^^ Wolf!

All: XD

Kenshin: [gets up] You people are weird that you are.

Kaoru: ^^ [walks in and sees everyone getting up and brushing themselves off] Hi! I brought you some of my good home cooking. You're probably getting sick of Kenshin's...

Wolf and Supa Freak: [sweat drop] Umm... [inch away from Kaoru and her "food"]

Raijin: Y'know, that sounds good ya know. Is it fish?

Kaoru: Yeah. In fact, it's blowfish!

Raijin: That sounds real good ya know. I've never eaten blowfish before ya know.

Supa Freak: Uh... [sweat drops] _Nah..._

Raijin: [scarfs down blowfish] That was good ya know.

All but Kaoru: [sweat drop] Uh--

Kaoru: ^^ I'm glad SOMEONE appreciates my good cooking.

Wolf: He's gonna feel the side effects right about... [trails off] ...Now.

Raijin: Oh man, I don' feel so good ya know... [clutches stomach]

Wolf: u.u Told ya!

All but Kaoru and Raijin: Never doubted you. [watch as Raijin twitches then dies]

Fujin: O.O [weeping] R-RAIJIN! [pauses] OH. WELL. BAD. BROTHER. ANYWAY.

Wolf: [question marks pop up over head] Brother?! I always thought he was your boyfriend or something...

Fujin: O.O BOYFRIEND? THAT?! [points to "dead" body of Raijin] EEEEEWWW!!

Wolf: [shrugs] Well, you two don't, well, DIDN'T look all that alike.

Fujin: [anime vein] SO? POINT?

Wolf: [shrugs again] I dunno. You just didn't look like brother and sister.

Fujin: OH. WELL. UNFORTUNATELY. WE. WERE.

Raijin: [raises up hand] Yo... I'm... not dead... yet, ya... know.

Wolf: Oh. Then I'll put you outta your misery--

Raijin: Isn't... there... anyway... you can... cure... me?

Wolf: -_- You ate a BLOWFISH. Of course there isn't!!

Supa Freak: Yeah. I'll have to agree with her. If you were stupid enough to eat an obviously improperly prepared blowfish, you deserve to die. [eats a rice ball]

Kaoru: [anime vein] ARE YOU SAYING THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK?!

Supa Freak: [swallows and still calm and not looking at Kaoru] Nah... Just that you don't know how to properly prepare a blowfish. Only the most masterful Japanese chefs do.

Kaoru: [anime vein] YOU'RE SAYING I'M A BAD COOK AREN'T YOU!!

Supa Freak: [twitches then turns head to face Kaoru] [grins and chuckles evilly] Heh heh heh... Don't... Yell... At... Me... [water splashes on Kaoru and a pool of water appears at her feet]

Kaoru: Huh?! [a loud FLUSH!!] AAAHH!! [starts to get flushed]

Kenshin: [suddenly surpised] Kaoru-dono!

Kaoru: Kenshin!! HELP ME!! [grabs Kenshin around the legs]

Kenshin: o.o Oro?!? WHOA!! [grabs someone else and the whole chain starts again]

Supa Freak and Wolf: [exasperatedly sigh and jump in] Weeeeeee!! [land on top of people pile then jump off]

People pile: [groans]

Wolf: [looks around] Hmm... I wonder what world we landed into now...? [off in distance she can hear voices] [perks ears] O.O Yugi and Anzu and Jonouchi too!! ^^ We landed into the Yu-Gi-Oh! world! ^^ [flashes "v" sign] SWEET MOTHER OF VICTORY!!

Supa Freak: [sighs and pauses, then looks at people pile] Now if I only had my cards I could see how good I am.

FBI Guys: [unbury themselves and try to inch away]

FBI Guy 1: Cards, we don't know about any cards, do we?

FBI Guy 2: Nooo, we don't have any cards... Ha... Ha Ha...

Supa Freak: Reeaally? Are you... LYING... to me? Because, if you are lying, I'll have to take my cards and then dispose of you.

FBI Guy 1: [gulps] Dispose... of... us...?

Supa Freak: Yep, because, well, see, I can do a looot more than just create inter-dimensional puddles-- I mean, portals.

FBI Guy 2: [inch, inch] You.... Uh... Can? Uh... Like... What?

Supa Freak: Do you REALLY wanna find out?

FBI Guys: NOOO!! Please don't hurt us sir!!

FBI Guy 2: Here! Here's you cards!

Supa Freak: ^^ [flashes "v" sign] Sweet... Thanks! [takes cards]

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Meanwhile...

In the Rurouni Kenshin World...

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Sanosuke: [walks in with tray of food] Hey guys, I got more foo-- Huh? [notices completely empty room with Raijin's body stuffed barely visible into a corner]

Megumi: [walks in with drinks and looks over Sano's shoulder] Where'd everybody go...? [stares at puddle in the middle of floor] Weird...

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And now, back to the Yu-Gi-Oh! World

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Wolf: [pulls out her own cards] I'll battle Jonouchi first!!

Supa Freak: u.u Yeah. Go ahead and take the dumbass on while I battle the reincarnation of the great Pharaoh.

Wolf: -_- You could've just said Yugi.

Supa Freak: Who gives a shit?! I challenge you to a duel to decide who gets Jonouchi!

Wolf: u_u [weeping] I don't wanna duel you! Every time we duel, you beat me--

Supa Freak: --EXACTLY!! ^^ [flashes "v" sign]

Wolf: [sniff] Meanie.

Others: [whisper amongst each other]

Kaoru: [to Kenshin] What do you think they're talking about?

Kenshin: I'm not sure. Maybe they want to have a duel, you know, like they have in America all the time.

Kaoru: Duel?

Kenshin: Yeah. Where they fire guns at each other and the last one standing wins.

Kaoru: That's scary

Kenshin: u.u [matter of fact-like] That it is!

FBI Guy 1: [whispers to FBI Guy 2] Shit, she has cards too?!

FBI Guy 2: u_u [weeping] We're ruined...

Yugi: ^^ [walks up while talking with Anzu and Jonouchi]

Anzu: That's great Yugi!

Jonouchi: [punches air] Way ta beat 'em buddy!

Wolf: There they are!! [runs up to Jonouchi] Jonouchi Katsuya!! I challenge you to a duel!!

Jonouchi: O.O EEEEEKKK!! Who, no, WHAT are you?! Are dose ears real?! [reaches out for Wolf's ears]

Wolf: [anime vein] [jumps back] OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL!!

Jonouchi: Oh... Uh... ^^ [sweat drops] Aheh... Anyway, who are ya?

Wolf: Wolf! Wolf... uh... Wolf... Kouji! Yeah! Wolf Kouji the Great and Powerful!!

Jonouchi: -_- Isn't Kouji a boy name?

Wolf: [anime vein] Yeah and it's also my last name!!

Jonouchi: ^^ [sweat drops] Aheh... Okay, okay... Just don' hurt me okay?

Wolf: u.u [nods thoughtfully] I'll spare you if you accept my challenge.

Jonouchi: O-okay!!

Anzu and Yugi: Uhmm... [sweat drop] Heh heh heh...

Supa Freak: Hey!! He's MINE!!

Jonouchi: Huh? [looks at Supa Freak] AAAHH!! What the hell are ya man?!

Supa Freak: [blinks] Huh? ...OH!! You must mean the blue skin

Jonouchi: An'-- an'-- an' Y-- your tail an' hands!!

Supa Freak: Oh, yeah. Those too. [looks at tail and hands] Guess it would surprise some people

Jonouchi: Suhprise?! It scares da frickin' shit outta me!

Wolf: Ooh. So that's what that smell is...

Jonouchi: Hey!! I didn' mean all literal-like!

Wolf: -_- [nods sarcastically and crosses arms] Uh huh. SURE...

Jonouchi: I didn' shit my pants, man!!

Supa Freak: He's too defensive

Wolf: Yup and the nose doesn't lie man

Jonouchi: o.o [weeping] Y-Yugi... Help me out here.

Yugi: u.u [crosses arms] Sorry Jonounchi. Gotta pull yourself outta this one.

Jonouchi: u_u [weeping still] What kinda friend are ya?!

Yugi: A short one.

Jonouchi: -_- Anyone can see dat.

Yugi: u.u I know.

Wolf: [sweat drops] Um... Doug, I don't wanna duel Jonouchi anymore. He smells like dog shit.

Jonouchi: AAARRRGGGHHH!! I DID NOT SHIT MY-- dog shit? [blinks] You sayin' I a dog or somethin' and dat my shit smells like a dogs or dat I stepped in somethin' unpleasant which just so happens to smell like dog shit? [checks the bottom of his shoes]

Wolf: O.o Uh...

Yugi: -_- [sweat drops] Jonouchi, shut up. Just SHUT UP. You're getting on my nerves.

Jonouchi: u_u [weeping] I don' wanna.

Yugi: [anime vein] TOO BAD!!

Wolf: Now this is getting interesting.

Jonouchi: u_u [still weeping] Wolf, jus' be quiet please?

Yugi: [anime vein] OH, so you're going to make the not-annoying-but-still-annoying-cat--

Wolf: O.O Cat? Did you say cat?! [looks around, sniffing air] [Fujin-like] WHERE?! [shakes fist] I'm gonna get me some tasty cat dinne-- O.O [pauses] AARRGGHH!! What the hell am I saying?!

All: O.O [inch away from Wolf]

Supa Freak: That's not the sister I remember! At all!!

Wolf: u_u [weeping] what's wrong with me?!

Supa Freak: ^^ Everything!

Kenshin: That wasn't a very smart thing to say that it wasn't.

Wolf: [anime vein] I WASN'T ASKING _YOU_ DOUG!!

Supa Freak: u.u So?

Wolf: And hey!! I thought you wanted to duel Jonouchi!!

Supa Freak: Oh yeah!! [takes deep breath and adopts an all-dramatic-like pose and tone] Jonouchi!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!! [points at Jonouchi]

Jonouchi: Sorry. Fuhgot m'cards! [inches away from Supa Freak]

Supa Freak: [looks at Jonouchi suspiciously] You're lying aren't you?! Y'know, if you don't wanna duel me [sniff] you can just [sniff] tell me. I-- I c-can handle it. u_u [weeping] Or maybe not.

Wolf: -_- Sickening

Supa Freak: [recovers] SO!! Yugi! Wanna duel me?!

Yugi: -_- No

Supa Freak: o.o [weeping] [turns into glass and shatters] u_u

Wolf: [sighs and glues him back together]

Supa Freak: That's cruel!! [anime vein] YOU WILL PAY!!

Yugi and Jonouchi: [splashed with water and are in the process of being flushed]

Anzu: O.O YUGI!! [grabs hold of Yugi's wrist just as Jonouchi, screaming like a girl, grabs hold of Yugi's ankle]

Yugi: O.O HELP!! [Yami appears] Don't let us fall!!

Anzu: Shit! I can't hold them! [grabs hold of Wolf who then grabs hold of someone else and blah blah blah]

Supa Freak: [exasperated] The whole chain thing again...? Oh well... [jumps in after them]

Wolf: x.x This is very painful. [unburies self and looks around] This place looks familiar.... [sees a Namek] O.O We're on Namek in the DBZ World!!

Kenshin: Say what?

Kaoru: Nah-meek?

Wolf: -_- Namek!! Not Nah-meek!

Kaoru: Oh... Nannek!

Wolf: [sweat drops] Forget it.

Kenshin: I'm bored that I am

Wolf: [irritably] Good for you!

Kenshin: And my back hurts. Mr. T-san, what do you weigh?

Mr. T: [anime vein] It's Mista T!! An' I weigh 150 pounds foo'!!

Kenshin: @_@ Really? [thinks] More like 150 kilos... (A/N: For those who know only the metric or US Standard System of measurement, here are the conversions - 150 lbs. = ~70 kg and 150 kg = 330 lbs.

Mr. T: An' what do _you_ weigh foo'?!

Kenshin: u_u [weeping] 112 pounds...

All: O.O

Wolf: You a scrawny fella. [pulls Kenshin out from underneath Mr. T] And you're supposed to be a samurai?!

Kenshin: [anime vein] I _am_ a samurai that I am!! Well... a Rurouni Samurai really

Kaoru: I knew you weren't extremely muscular but... Damn, no wonder why I could pick you up so easily

Kenshin: Just SHUT UP!!

Wolf: [ears twitch] Hey!! Someone's coming!

Namek Dude: ^^ [walks up] Hiya!

All: [notice the travel agency badge and question marks pop up above their heads]

Wolf: What the hell?! You work for a _traveling agency?!_

Travel Agent Namek Dude 1: ^^ [flashes "v" sign] Yep!!

Wolf: Dude!! You have only four fingers!

TAND 1: [looks at hands]Yeah, I know. Nameks are born with only four fingers on each hand. You didn't know that?

Wolf: Well... In the manga I noticed that the nameks only had four fingers but in the anime...

TAND 1: [question marks pop up above his head] What the hell are you blabbing about?!

Wolf: [sweat drops] Uh... Never mind.

Kenshin: [has a notebook and something to write with] No! Continue! It was just getting interesting that it was!!

Wolf: [question marks pop up above her head] Wha-- _WHAT?!_

Kenshin: That lecture...

Wolf: [more question marks appear] [greatly confused] WHAT lecture?!

Kenshin: That lecture on Namek fingers...

Wolf: [smacks self exasperatedly in the face and eyebrow twitches] Okay... Well, Himura, that, ONE, wasn't a lecture, and TWO, I'm not going to continue.

Kenshin: [puts away materials] Okay... [whines]

Wolf: ^^ Good! Now that we got _that_ straight...!

Supa Freak: [crunching noise] O.O [tears in eyes] YAAAIII------OOOUUUCCCHHH----!! [wiggles foot]

Namek Toad: [muffled] Ribbit!

Supa Freak: [anime vein] GET OFF MY FRIGGIN' FOOT YOU STUPID TOAD!! [shakes foot some more]

Fujin: u_u [weeping] RAIJIN. WOULD. HAVE. SAID. "YUMMY. DINNER. YA. KNOW." [anime vein] BUT. KAORU. FED. HIM. A. BLOW. FISH!!!

Wolf: [mutters] Isn't blowfish one word?

Fujin: [anime vein] SO? I. CARE?

Wolf: ^^ [sweat drops] [laughs nervously] N-no, of course not! Aheh heh...

Mr. T: [whispers to Kaoru] Mista T'd run if he was you foo'. Dat Fujin chawacta {character} is weally scary sucka

Kaoru: [whispers back] What? I didn't understand what you just said. Could you speak a little more clearly?

Mr. T: XD [ground shakes]

Supa Freak: [anime vein] HELLO!! ANYONE OTHER THAN ME NOTICE THAT THERE'S A FRICKIN' _TOAD_ ON MY FOOT?!

TAND 1: ^^ Yeah... The toads in this area have taken a liking to taste testing anything new and bizarre that comes by.

Supa Freak: Oh? THAN WHY'S MY SISTER UNSCATHED?!

TAND 1: [matter of fact-like] Because they've already tried wolf demon and didn't like it a whole lot. [pokes toad on Supa Freak's foot] It appears however that this one likes you...

Supa Freak: [anime vein] WELL, GET IT OFF!! THIS DOESN'T EXACTLY TICKLE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!!

TAND 1: Hmm... Well, there's a _little_ problem...

Supa Freak: -_- [anime vein] What?

TAND 1: Uh, well... I can't.

Supa Freak: WHAT?! Whaddya mean you CAN'T?!!

TAND 1: [calmly] That I can't. I am unable to remove that toad from your foot

Supa Freak: LIKE HELL YOU CAN'T!! Just-- just kill it or something!

TAND 1: [gasps] Sir, I'm _appalled_ by that! To harm another creature just 'cause it's giving you a little discomfort is-- is just _vile_ and _barbaric!_

Supa Freak: Well FUCK YOU, BITCH!! [points at TAND 1 and flushes him]

TAND 1: [being flushed] AAAHH!! [fading] Heeelllppp meee...!!

Supa Freak: Hah! Take that bastard!!

Wolf: DOUG!! Why'd you do that?!!

Supa Freak: He was getting on my nerves. Bastard.

Wolf: u.u That was cruel and unjust--

Supa Freak: [anime vein] Bullshit! --

Wolf: [anime vein] I WASN'T FINISHED!!

Supa Freak: YEAH?! WELL I GOTTA MOTHER FUCKIN' _TOAD_ (of all things) ON MY FOOT!!

NT: ^___^ [muffled] Ribbit!

Wolf: [blinks] Huh? Repeat that?

NT: ^^ Ribbit!

Wolf: You mean to tell me my bro tastes like chicken?

NT: ^^ [nods]

Wolf: Ugh... [walks off a ways and pukes] THAT'S DISGUSTING!! _I HATE CHICKEN!!!!!!_

All: XD

Supa Freak: Tell that frickin' toad to get OFF OF MY FOOT!!

Wolf: u.u [crosses arms] No.

Supa Freak: [anime vein] And why NOT?!

Wolf: u.u Because... ^^ ...it's almost nightfall.

Supa Freak: TEESHA, THIS IS _NAMEK!!_ NAMEK HASN'T ANY NIGHTFALL!!

Wolf: u.u [matter of fact-like] I know but I'm tired and would like to find some place to lay my pretty head.

Supa Freak: [cocks eyebrow] Pretty head...? [scoffs] Your head's about as pretty as this toad!! [points to toad on foot]

Wolf: u.u [multiple anime veins] Uh... Huh... ^^ [anime vein] Anyway, someone else is coming.

TAND 2: [walks up] ^^ Hiii! [waves] I hear that you'd all like a place to stay the night?

Wolf: ^__^ Oh yes, please!

All but TAND 2: [look at TAND 2 and blink thinking] How'd he get here?

TAND 2: ^^ Good, follow me! I know the perfect place for you!

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A/N: End of chapter, blah blah blah blah blah.

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