Disclaimer: We don't own anything other than the FBI Guys and ourselves. I'm assuming nothing else needs to be said? Oh! We also own, if not their race but them themselves, the wonderful green Namek dudes... ^__^ Had to add that. Gomen. [bow, bow]
A/N: It's the Authress yet again to inform you that we are now letting you read chapter six.
Yes, isn't it obvious? Here it is, right here, in front of your face, and you're sitting there, waiting; anticipating... And wondering why the bloody hell we killed off Raijin. Don't worry. He's juuust fiiine...
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Chapter six: From Toads to Dominators, to Confusion and Beyond
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Awhile later...
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Wolf: ^__^ Ahh... What a nice place, a nice smell... ^_______^ What overall goodliness!!
Supa Freak: -_- /Goodliness?/ What the hell?
Wolf: -_- That's right; GOODLINESS
Supa Freak: u_u [shakes head] Teesha, Teesha, Teesha... Shame on you
Wolf: u_u Hmph! [turns to TAND 2] You know, you seem... Odd
TAND 2: Well that's rude! [seemingly slightly taken aback]
Wolf: [raises eye brows] Uh huh. [smirks] So?
Supa Freak: [blurts out] So... You going to get this damn toad off me or what?!
TAND 2: u_u I can't
Supa Freak: That's what the last one said! The damn green bastard!
TAND 2: T-T I'm green too you know
Supa Freak: [anime vein] So tell me why the bloody hell I can't just kill the damn piece of shit?!
TAND 2: [gasps] B-but that's so... so... Cruel and unjust! And not to mention S.I.T.A.C.S.!!
Wolf: Huh? Sitacs? [confused]
TAND 2: No! S.I.T.A.C.S.! It stands for Social Injustice Towards A Certain Species.
Wolf: O.o [sweat drops] New one on me
TAND 2: u_u Anyway, the very thought of killing the poor little thing is just very appalling... It's so cute and helpless--
Supa Freak: Cute?! HELPLESS?! THAT'S LIKE TEESHA AND FUNGUARS!! THIS DAMN TOAD IS ANYTHING /BUT/ CUTE AND HELPLESS!!!
Fujin: [looks at Wolf] FUNGUARS? YOU. THINK. UGLY. THINGS. /CUUUTE?!/
Wolf: ^^ [sweat drops and rubs back of neck awkwardly] Heh... Well...
Supa Freak: u_u She's infatuated with 'em. See? Watch [holds up Funguar Card for the Triad from Final Fantasy VIII]
Wolf: OoO Funguar!! [snatches card and coddles it]
Supa Freak: O.o [sweat drops] Heh... uh... Well, while you enjoy your new Funguar Card, WILL SOMEONE GET THIS DAMN TOAD OFF FROM MY FOOT!!!
TAND 2: No. I've said it already, I shall not remove it! [sniffs] Hmph!
Supa Freak: God dammit! Well... FUCK YOU!! [flushes TAND 2]
TAND 2: AAAHH!! What the hell is this?! [flushed]
Wolf: [hearts floating around her] [still hugging Funguar Card] All right! 'Nother one down the potty hole!
Mr. T: You foo's scawy.
Wolf: [puts Funguar Card in her pocket] ^__^ Anyway, I'm tired! [yawns]
Kenshin: ^^ Sessha will go look around de gozaru [runs off]
Wolf: [extremely haggard-looking] Tired... [walks into random hotel room and collapses on bed, door still open]
Supa Freak: [sees Wolf go into a hotel room] Well, I guess that that shall /not/ be my room...
Wolf: [sits up and glares over at Supa Freak] Good! [glares at everyone else] Any guy to tep through this door will have a date with my new claws...
Supa Freak: -_- As if anyone would want to share a room with /you/ anyway.
Wolf: u_u 'Niichan, I personally don't /care/ what you think. ^^ [flashes "v" sign] I'm going to bed now! [gets up and walks to door then slams it shut]
Supa Freak: [to others] u_u As if I care if she cares about what I think.
Mr. T: Mista T tinks dat you twos is wee-uhd, sucka. Dat was confoosing
Supa Freak: Well, you think right Mr. T. And that was the point
Kenshin: What? What is the point?
Supa Freak: /Exactly!/ [walks away]
Kenshin: [dancing around like he has to go to the bathroom] Whaaat? What does he meeaan? Sessha doesn't know de gozaru...
Fujin: THEN. SHUT. UP. DUMB. ASS! [hits Kenshin on the head]
Kenshin: @_@ [large bump rises on his head] Ororooo... That hurt de gozaru yo... x_x [falls unconscious]
Fujin: [yawn] ME. GOING. TO. BED... [leaves]
Mr. T: Mista T tink he will too suckas [also leaves]
FBI Guys: [walk into a hotel room and fall asleep on two separate beds]
Yu-Gi-Oh! gang: [had disappeared to... who knows where and thus all is quiet]
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The next morning...
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Wolf: [wakes up] ^__^ Ahh... That was a nice sleep... [walks out]
Supa Freak: -_- [anime vein] About /time/ you got up! You slept later than me! That's bad! Then again, I didn't really get any sleep... -_- [grumbles under breath] Damn toad...
Wolf: [yawns] Whatever
Kenshin: [hops around] ^^ Sessha had a good sleep de gozaru!
Wolf: u_u [sweat drops] Well, good for you
Kenshin: ^^ And look! Look! Look what I did!! [waves paper around]
Wolf: [annoyed] What? [snatches paper and looks at it] [pause] [large anime vein] WHAT!!!
Supa Freak: What? What is it?
Wolf: {glares at Kenshin and tosses paper at Supa Freak] HIMURA!! YOU DUMB ASS!!!
Kenshin: [confused] What? What'd I do?
Supa Freak: [reads paper] "I, the below signed tenant, hereby agree that..." ... ... ... ... ... O_O ... ... ... ... ... [hands shake, then floor] WHAAAAAAT?!!! You-- You-- YOU D-/DUMB ASS!!/ I'm gonna fuckin' kill your fucking SAMURAI ASS!!
Kenshin: B-b-but what did I do?!
Wolf: [anime vein] You signed a contract that says we get one free night here in exchange for 100 nights at double the price!!
Kenshin: [hesitantly] Yeah? ...S-so?
Supa Freak: So? /So??/ WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, /SO/?!!
Kenshin: Umm... Sessha doesn't know de gozaru ka?
Wolf: DO YOU THINK WE HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY??!!
Kenshin: T-T Well... No...
Wolf: [anime vein] THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU SIGN THE CONTRACT?!
Kenshin: T-T Because... [whines] Sessha didn't know what it was de gozaru...
Wolf: [anime vein] YOU'RE A GROWN MAN AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING CONTRACT IS?! HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!
Kenshin: Sessha very sorry de gozaru yo!
Wolf: [glares] Well, that just isn't enough now is it?!
Kenshin: No... Guess not...
Wolf: All right then... So next time Himura you know /not/ to sign things without reading them first right?
Kenshin: Yes but...
Wolf: [glares] But WHAT?!
Kenshin: T-T Sessha can't read English de gozaru...
Wolf: Oh. [pause] XD [sweat drops] [loud THUD!!]
Supa Freak: HEY!! SOMEBODY HELP ME HERE!! MR. T FELL OFF HIS BED!! [is squashed underneath the weight of Mr. T]
Mr. T: [snoring] Mummy... I jus' wanna thank... [snore] ...you for da... [snore] ...purdy... [snore] ...gold chain... [snore] ...I'll name 'im Chahlie... [snore] ...Afta Dahdy... [snore]
Wolf: [sweat drops] Um... [pulls Mr. T off Supa Freak]
Supa Freak: [stands back up and brushes self off] u_u Ahem! I have an idea. Waiters?
Waiters 1 and 2: [appear out of... who knows where] Yeah?
Supa Freak: ^__^ [waves] Bye!
Waiters 1 and 2: [are splashed with water and then flushed]
Wolf: Oh cool! All right... Himura and I will round everyone in here up so that you can flush 'em!
Supa Freak: ^__^ What fun!
Wolf and Kenshin: [call up room service and such while Supa Freak flushes them all one by one]
Kaoru: [wakes up] It's sunny! But where'd all the freaky green alien dudes go?
Wolf: -_- It's /always/ sunny and Doug flushed all the Namekians
Kaoru: Nannekans. Weird name.
Wolf: NAMEKIANS!!
Kaoru: ^__^ I know. That's what I said.
Wolf: __ Doug, can you flush her?
Supa Freak: I can but I don't feel like it. Flushing people is grueling work I'll have you know. /Especially/ with a damn toad on your foot!!
Wolf: __ [grumbles] Oh what a bother...
Supa Freak: Anyway, let's go and collect the Dragon Balls. After we collect them and say the password I'll be able to wish this toad off my foot.
Wolf: And then we can wish Squall and Raijin back
Fujin: SOMEONE. SAY. RAIJIN? [walks up]
Wolf: __ You /sure/ he was your brother?
Fujin: [anime vein] YES! OF. COURSE. [walks over to corner and sulks]
Wolf: Doug, we got landed with an odd group de gozaru yo. [pause] OH NOOO!! I'M STARTING TO TALK LIKE HIMURA!!
Kenshin: ^__^ That's a bad thing de gozaru ka?
Wolf: [anime vein] YES!!
Kenshin: T-T That's insulting de gozaru...
Wolf: SHUT UP!! AAAHH!! [runs around in circles clutching head]
Kenshin: O.O She's a strange one de gozaru yo! /And/ she's scarier than Kaoru-dono, which is something de gozaru
Kaoru: [anime vein] I HEARD THAT!! [pounces on Kenshin and prepares to punch him when a candy bar on a string appears] Huh?
Kenshin: O.O No!! Don't pull the string Kaoru-dono!
Kaoru: Why not...? [pulls string]
Hiei, Kuwabara, Kurama and Yusuke: [fall through a hole and land in a heap on top of Kenshin and Kaoru] Ow... [crawl off of them]
Kenshin: Orooo... [twitch] I /told/ you not to pull the string de gozaru yo!
Kaoru: Ow... All I wanted was the candy bar... @_@
Supa Freak: [laughs] Ha! That's what you get for yelling and jumping and STEPPING ON MY FOOT!!
Kaoru: [looks over at Supa Freak] I stepped on your foot?
Supa Freak: [anime vein] Yes, you did!
Kaoru: Really? When did I do that?
Supa Freak: Right before I made the candy bar on a string appear!
Kaoru: Huh? Are you sure it just wasn't your rampaging sister?
Supa Freak: Yes, because SHE was rampaging on THAT side of the room while YOU were rampaging of THIS side of the room and ON MY FOOT!!
Wolf: [from other side of the room, stops for a moment] ^__^ Yep! [continues rampaging on other side of the room]
Kaoru: But I-- I was rampaging on Kenshin... [by the way, she's still sitting on top of Kenshin]
Supa Freak: [anime vein] AND on my foot!!
Kaoru: If you say so...
Supa Freak: /Of course/ I say so!!
Kaoru: [sighs, shrugs and finally gets up off Kenshin]
Hiei: [stands up] How'd we get here?
Kurama: [also stands up] I don't know Hiei. I was pondering the same thing
Yusuke: Yeah, well, while you guys ponder I'll continue the fight me and Kuwabara were having! [stands up and gets into a fighting stance]
Kuwabara: [stands up and rubs his head] Urameshi, I'm too tired. Maybe after a nap... [walks over to a nearby bed and tosses himself on it, falling asleep instantly]
Yusuke: [sweat drops] Bu-- Hey!! You can't go to sleep on me!!
Wolf: [pointedly] He just did Yusuke
Yusuke: ?!? [turns to Wolf who had stopped rampaging and walked up to him] How do you know my name?!
Wolf: [shrugs] I know your friends' names too. Kuwabara Kazuma [points to Kuwabara], Minamino Suiichi, AKA Kurama Yokou [points to Kurama], and Jaganshi Hiei [points to Hiei]
Yusuke: Scary
Wolf: ^__^ Not really
Hiei: __ That wolf demon is annoying
Kurama: u_u Hiei, do you realize how rude you're being? What did we talk about last night?
Hiei: -_- About being kind and thoughtful. Like I give a damn about what people think about me.
Wolf: Kurama, don't worry about it. ^__^ I like being annoying
Hiei: See?
Kurama: [sighs] This is going to be a looong day.
Wolf: ^__^ Anyway, I'm gonna go and raid the kitchens!
Kaoru: ^__^ Wait for me! I wanna make breakfast!!
Wolf: /NO!!/ You killed Raijin with your horrible cooking, you're not going to kill anyone else!!
Kaoru: Y-YOU BITCH!!
Wolf: ^__^ I know
Kurama: [pointedly] You should know better than to call any female canine demon a bitch. They'll simply reply: "Well, DUH. I'm a such-and-such demon! OF COURSE I'm a bitch."
Wolf: Listen to the guy. He should know, he /is/ a fox demon-- Uh, well, sorta
Kurama: !! Wha-- How'd you --?
Wolf: Forget it! Bye! [disappears]
Kurama: [turns to Hiei] You have any clue as to how she could possibly know so much about me?
Hiei: [shrugs] Nope. Do I care?
Kurama: u_u [sigh] No...
Hiei: Damn straight
Supa Freak: Ooh, ooh! I can tell ya!
Kurama: Well then, tell away.
Supa Freak: [mischievously] No
Hiei: Watch it Blue Boy! You said you could tell us now tell us!
Supa Freak: [again but with a smirk this time] No
Hiei: [belligerently] AND WHY THE HELL NOT YOU BLUE-SKINNED FREAK?!
Supa Freak: [no longer amused] What who you call a freak three-eyes!!
Hiei: O.O [pause] Why-- I'm gonna kick your a--
Kurama: Wait, Hiei!! [blocks Hiei with one of his arms] Something tells me you shouldn't mess with him
Hiei: [rolls eyes] Oh, like what? Don't tell me you sense "a foreboding spirit energy" from this dumbass
Supa Freak: [twitches, anime vein]
Kurama: Uh... [apprehensively] No... But something tells me that even if you are stronger than he you would quickly lose if you attacked him so blatantly
Supa Freak: [smirks, making a "v" sign] Heh heh heh...
Hiei: O.o [sweat drops] Oh? And how's that?
Supa Freak: Here. Let me give you an example [thinks] Hmm... Kaoru... Yes!! She's been getting on our nerves a lot today... [turns to Kaoru] Sayonara Kaoru!! [flushes Kaoru]
Kaoru: O.O Aaaaaahhhh!! [disappears]
Kurama: I knew it! She looked like she was being flushed down a toilet or something!
Hiei: [crosses arms and grumbles under breath while glaring at Supa Freak] Bastard
Supa Freak: [anime vein] What'd you call me?! BETTER WATCH THAT POTTY MOUTH OF YOURS OR I'LL FIND THE AUTHORITY TO WASH IT!! ...Dumbass
Hiei: OH, I'M A POTTY MOUTH EH?!
Kurama: [warningly] Hiei...
Hiei: Shut up! I'm sick of being cautious and all that shit!! Someone's got to teach this freak a lesson! [charges Supa Freak]
Supa Freak: u_u Fire demon do down da hole... [splashes Hiei with water and he begins to flush just as Wolf walks back in]
Kurama: I WARNED YOU!! [grabs Hiei with one hand and the Wolf with the other who then grabs several sleeping fellows who subconsciously grab the rest of and essentially the whole chain thing begins all over again...]
Supa Freak: DAMMIT!! [candy bar on a string appears above him] Uh-oh... [pulls string then runs out of the way as everyone falls through]
Everyone but Supa Freak: AAAHHH!!
Wolf: [breaks free of Kurama and tries to get out of the way of the others before they all land on top of her]
Kurama: O.O DAMMIT!! HIEI!! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO INSULT THAT GUY!! [is squashed underneath many sleeping fellows]
Hiei: -_- [in a rehearsed sort of way] Because I'm a dumbass and don't know how to control my anger
Kurama: Good!
Hiei: [under breath] I... hate... you!!
Kurama: [didn't hear what Hiei said -- though he IS directly on top of the poor little guy... O.o] Huh? What was that?
Hiei: O.O Uh... Umm... Nothing-- Nothing!
Kurama: [suspicious] Hmm...
Wolf: [panting and sprawled on floor right next to people pile] That...was...too close...for...comfort...
Supa Freak: KENSHIN!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!! I'M NOT LIKE THAT!! [Picture This: Similar scene to Trigun, Episode 3 or 4, I believe, where the drunk grabs Vash and thus creating a scene that doesn't look appropriate but is hilarious]
Kenshin: No de gozaru yo! You shouldn't do that to people de gozaru. And sessha will keep you from doing it again de gozaru yo!!
Supa Freak: LIKE HELL!! [punches Kenshin]
Kenshin: T-T Ororo!! [bump rises on his head] That hurt de gozaru yo!
Supa Freak: YOU'VE FUCKIN' PISSED ME OFF NOW!!
Kenshin: O.O Oro...! This is bad de gozaru yo.
Supa Freak: [anime vein] AARRGH!! SAY... /GOOD-BYE!!/ [Suddenly a huge jet-stream of water comes from the hands of Supa Freak and blasts Kenshin through the wall]
Kenshin: O.O AAAAHHHHHH!! THIS IS NOT GOOD DE GOZARU YO!! [crashes through wall and appears to be dead]
Sleeping fellows: [still asleep]
Hiei, Kurama, and Wolf: O.O Hoooly shit!
Supa Freak: [after blasting Kenshin, looks at hands and pauses] Whoa, that's... (you should be able to guess what the hell he's about to say... but...) SWEEEEEET!!!
Kurama: [still in awe at his attack] Is-- is he a-- a water apparition?
Hiei: [nods, also in awe] Yeah... I think so
Supa Freak: [doing a victory dance] ^__^ Yeah! Go me! Go me!
Wolf: [also awestruck, but at victory dance not at water jet-stream] Umm... Doug. Please stop that. It's embarrassing
Supa Freak: [mischievously] No!
Wolf: -_- Yes!! --
Hiei: [jumps Wolf covering her mouth] Don't provoke him!!
Wolf: [tosses Hiei off her] HE'S MY BROTHER!! IT'S MY /JOB/ TO PROVOKE HIM!!
Hiei: This is going to end-- Wait a minute! You two are... /RELATED?!?!?/
Wolf: -_- DUH.
Hiei: That's... shocking.
Kurama: Interesting...
Supa Freak: [stops victory dance] I wouldn't think that it'd be surprising though
Hiei and Kurama: [pause and think then nod]
Hiei: Now that I think about it... yeah
Kurama: I would agree with you on that Hiei
Hiei: [under breath] That's right! Submit to my superiority bitch!
Kurama: [raises eyebrows and looks down at Hiei] What was that Hiei?
Hiei: O.O Uh... Um... N-nothing!
Wolf: ^__^ He said "That's right! Submit to--" [muffled sounds]
Hiei: O.O Shh!! Don't-say-that!! [looks at Kurama fearfully]
Wolf: [wrenches Hiei's hand off mouth and continues quoting] "to my superiority bit!" [giggles]
Kurama: [raises eyebrows] Reeeaaally?
Hiei: N-no!
Kurama: u_u Makes sense. [hits Hiei on the head] He's been resisting me ever since we met
Hiei: [large bump rises] Ow.
Wolf: /Resisting/ you eh? [ecchi grin] What do you mean by that?
Kurama: Uh... Personal matters, between Hiei and I.
Wolf: O.o Oooh. [smirks]
Kurama: That's right bitch! I'm not like that! (A/N: Hopefully you grasp what is being hinted at here, ne?)
Supa Freak: I always suspected as such
Wolf: Me too
Kurama: That reminds me. How do you two know so much about us?
Wolf: ^__^ [flashes "v" sign] Yuu Yuu Hakusho!!
Kurama: Yuu Yuu Hakusho...? What the hell is that?!
Wolf and Supa Freak: [explain]
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Meanwhile...
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Yusuke: [wakes up and sees hole in the wall] Huh? [walks through hole and sees unconscious Kenshin] O.O OMG!! SOMEONE KILLED KENNY!! YOU BASTARD!!
Wolf: ?!? Kenny? Who the hell is Kenny?!
Yusuke: I don't know! [mutters] Man, I've been watching too much South Park
Wolf: [walks up] OMG!! It's Himura! Doug you killed Himura!! You bas-- I mean brother-- WHAT?!
Everyone: What?! [are confused]
Supa Freak: What. The. Fuck?!?
Wolf: [clutches head] I don't fucking know!! AAAHHHHH!~~ What's up with that?! Why the hell didn't I fucking say bastard and why the fuck did I say BROTHER, of all fucking things, instead? Is my fucking conscience slipping on me of something?! NO!! Mother fucking, hell, dammit, NOO!! Of course my bitchy, mother fucking, bastard of a conscience isn't fucking giving way. IT FUCKING CAN'T!! NOOO!!
Supa Freak: Teesha... -_- Stop talking to yourself.
Wolf: Oh. Right. [blinks] Uh... Anyway... Kenshin? [pokes Kenshin] You alive or dead?
Kenshin: Not... Sure... Is... death... painful...?
Wolf: Uh... Dunno. Never died before.
Kenshin: Oh... Se... ssha... sees... de... go... za... ru...
Wolf: Anyway, you seem to be alive. [pokes him again then all of a sudden he starts glowing a faint purplish black]
Kenshin: Whoa that feels good de gozaru yo! [sits up] Do that again please!
Wolf: [stares at hand] Huh? What'd I-- How'd I--?! What the FUCK?!?
Supa Freak: [smirks] Now I can torture him some more.
Kurama: You really are quite cruel aren't you?
Supa Freak: Damn straight!
Kurama: Please. I would appreciate it if you didn't swear so much whilst you are in my vicinity.
Supa Freak: O.o Huh? What the fuck'd you say?
Kurama: [exasperated sigh] I asked if you could restrain yourself from using so much profanity around me
Supa Freak: Oh! Okay
Wolf: Dearly behated brother, please hide your stupidity as much as you can whilst you are still related to me.
Supa Freak: Uhmm... Okay...?
Wolf: u_u [sighs] You're not doing a very good job.
Kurama: Don't worry about it too much.
Kenshin: Sessha is going to go get his sakabatou de gozaru. [leaves for other room to fetch his sakabatou]
Wolf: Well... I'm going to wake up our sleeping fellows.
Supa Freak: [raises an eyebrow] Sleeping fellows?
Wolf: [shrugs then runs off]
Supa Freak: [to Kurama] Y'know, this toad on my foot is /really/ startin' to hurt again.
Kurama: Huh? [looks at Supa Freak's foot] Hmm... I see how that would hurt a little.
Supa Freak: Hey, do you think you can figure out how to get him off?
Kurama: Easy. Kill the bastard.
Supa Freak: Yeah. Well, I wanted to do that, but the bastard Namekians were appalled by that
Kurama: -_- I asked you not to swear in my presence.
Supa Freak: What?! But you said it first so I thought it was okay
Kurama: It's okay for me to say it but no one else can.
Supa Freak: What?! What kind of fuckin' hypocrite are you?!
Kurama: u_u A true one
Supa Freak: Oh... Uh... I see.
Wolf: WAKE /UP/!! [pummels various people of the "sleeping fellows" group] God dammit, these people sleep deeply!
Mr. T: Five mo' minutesss Mummy... [coddles "Chahlie"]
Wolf: You know what? Fuck this!! I'll go get Doug to get us outta here and leave these sleeping anti-beauties here. [runs back] DOUG!
Supa Freak: What?
Wolf: Let's just leave those stupid sleeping-ogres here and take off
Supa Freak: [shrugs] Okay
Wolf and Supa Freak: [leave hotel in search of the Dragon Balls with Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kenshin]
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A/N: Well, I finally finished typing this up. I'm going to switch the update day to Saturdays and Sundays, as I'd have more time to stuff in typing time as Monday mornings are a rush to finish up homework and such... ^__^;; I'm so bad. Gomen nasai everyone! [bows] As an apology, I'll do my best to get chapter seven up next week, how's that?
Next chapter: And so... They find all the Dragon Balls but what they summon isn't the dragon but... Diablos?!
A/N: It's the Authress yet again to inform you that we are now letting you read chapter six.
Yes, isn't it obvious? Here it is, right here, in front of your face, and you're sitting there, waiting; anticipating... And wondering why the bloody hell we killed off Raijin. Don't worry. He's juuust fiiine...
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Chapter six: From Toads to Dominators, to Confusion and Beyond
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Awhile later...
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Wolf: ^__^ Ahh... What a nice place, a nice smell... ^_______^ What overall goodliness!!
Supa Freak: -_- /Goodliness?/ What the hell?
Wolf: -_- That's right; GOODLINESS
Supa Freak: u_u [shakes head] Teesha, Teesha, Teesha... Shame on you
Wolf: u_u Hmph! [turns to TAND 2] You know, you seem... Odd
TAND 2: Well that's rude! [seemingly slightly taken aback]
Wolf: [raises eye brows] Uh huh. [smirks] So?
Supa Freak: [blurts out] So... You going to get this damn toad off me or what?!
TAND 2: u_u I can't
Supa Freak: That's what the last one said! The damn green bastard!
TAND 2: T-T I'm green too you know
Supa Freak: [anime vein] So tell me why the bloody hell I can't just kill the damn piece of shit?!
TAND 2: [gasps] B-but that's so... so... Cruel and unjust! And not to mention S.I.T.A.C.S.!!
Wolf: Huh? Sitacs? [confused]
TAND 2: No! S.I.T.A.C.S.! It stands for Social Injustice Towards A Certain Species.
Wolf: O.o [sweat drops] New one on me
TAND 2: u_u Anyway, the very thought of killing the poor little thing is just very appalling... It's so cute and helpless--
Supa Freak: Cute?! HELPLESS?! THAT'S LIKE TEESHA AND FUNGUARS!! THIS DAMN TOAD IS ANYTHING /BUT/ CUTE AND HELPLESS!!!
Fujin: [looks at Wolf] FUNGUARS? YOU. THINK. UGLY. THINGS. /CUUUTE?!/
Wolf: ^^ [sweat drops and rubs back of neck awkwardly] Heh... Well...
Supa Freak: u_u She's infatuated with 'em. See? Watch [holds up Funguar Card for the Triad from Final Fantasy VIII]
Wolf: OoO Funguar!! [snatches card and coddles it]
Supa Freak: O.o [sweat drops] Heh... uh... Well, while you enjoy your new Funguar Card, WILL SOMEONE GET THIS DAMN TOAD OFF FROM MY FOOT!!!
TAND 2: No. I've said it already, I shall not remove it! [sniffs] Hmph!
Supa Freak: God dammit! Well... FUCK YOU!! [flushes TAND 2]
TAND 2: AAAHH!! What the hell is this?! [flushed]
Wolf: [hearts floating around her] [still hugging Funguar Card] All right! 'Nother one down the potty hole!
Mr. T: You foo's scawy.
Wolf: [puts Funguar Card in her pocket] ^__^ Anyway, I'm tired! [yawns]
Kenshin: ^^ Sessha will go look around de gozaru [runs off]
Wolf: [extremely haggard-looking] Tired... [walks into random hotel room and collapses on bed, door still open]
Supa Freak: [sees Wolf go into a hotel room] Well, I guess that that shall /not/ be my room...
Wolf: [sits up and glares over at Supa Freak] Good! [glares at everyone else] Any guy to tep through this door will have a date with my new claws...
Supa Freak: -_- As if anyone would want to share a room with /you/ anyway.
Wolf: u_u 'Niichan, I personally don't /care/ what you think. ^^ [flashes "v" sign] I'm going to bed now! [gets up and walks to door then slams it shut]
Supa Freak: [to others] u_u As if I care if she cares about what I think.
Mr. T: Mista T tinks dat you twos is wee-uhd, sucka. Dat was confoosing
Supa Freak: Well, you think right Mr. T. And that was the point
Kenshin: What? What is the point?
Supa Freak: /Exactly!/ [walks away]
Kenshin: [dancing around like he has to go to the bathroom] Whaaat? What does he meeaan? Sessha doesn't know de gozaru...
Fujin: THEN. SHUT. UP. DUMB. ASS! [hits Kenshin on the head]
Kenshin: @_@ [large bump rises on his head] Ororooo... That hurt de gozaru yo... x_x [falls unconscious]
Fujin: [yawn] ME. GOING. TO. BED... [leaves]
Mr. T: Mista T tink he will too suckas [also leaves]
FBI Guys: [walk into a hotel room and fall asleep on two separate beds]
Yu-Gi-Oh! gang: [had disappeared to... who knows where and thus all is quiet]
... ... ...
***
The next morning...
***
Wolf: [wakes up] ^__^ Ahh... That was a nice sleep... [walks out]
Supa Freak: -_- [anime vein] About /time/ you got up! You slept later than me! That's bad! Then again, I didn't really get any sleep... -_- [grumbles under breath] Damn toad...
Wolf: [yawns] Whatever
Kenshin: [hops around] ^^ Sessha had a good sleep de gozaru!
Wolf: u_u [sweat drops] Well, good for you
Kenshin: ^^ And look! Look! Look what I did!! [waves paper around]
Wolf: [annoyed] What? [snatches paper and looks at it] [pause] [large anime vein] WHAT!!!
Supa Freak: What? What is it?
Wolf: {glares at Kenshin and tosses paper at Supa Freak] HIMURA!! YOU DUMB ASS!!!
Kenshin: [confused] What? What'd I do?
Supa Freak: [reads paper] "I, the below signed tenant, hereby agree that..." ... ... ... ... ... O_O ... ... ... ... ... [hands shake, then floor] WHAAAAAAT?!!! You-- You-- YOU D-/DUMB ASS!!/ I'm gonna fuckin' kill your fucking SAMURAI ASS!!
Kenshin: B-b-but what did I do?!
Wolf: [anime vein] You signed a contract that says we get one free night here in exchange for 100 nights at double the price!!
Kenshin: [hesitantly] Yeah? ...S-so?
Supa Freak: So? /So??/ WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, /SO/?!!
Kenshin: Umm... Sessha doesn't know de gozaru ka?
Wolf: DO YOU THINK WE HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY??!!
Kenshin: T-T Well... No...
Wolf: [anime vein] THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU SIGN THE CONTRACT?!
Kenshin: T-T Because... [whines] Sessha didn't know what it was de gozaru...
Wolf: [anime vein] YOU'RE A GROWN MAN AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING CONTRACT IS?! HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!
Kenshin: Sessha very sorry de gozaru yo!
Wolf: [glares] Well, that just isn't enough now is it?!
Kenshin: No... Guess not...
Wolf: All right then... So next time Himura you know /not/ to sign things without reading them first right?
Kenshin: Yes but...
Wolf: [glares] But WHAT?!
Kenshin: T-T Sessha can't read English de gozaru...
Wolf: Oh. [pause] XD [sweat drops] [loud THUD!!]
Supa Freak: HEY!! SOMEBODY HELP ME HERE!! MR. T FELL OFF HIS BED!! [is squashed underneath the weight of Mr. T]
Mr. T: [snoring] Mummy... I jus' wanna thank... [snore] ...you for da... [snore] ...purdy... [snore] ...gold chain... [snore] ...I'll name 'im Chahlie... [snore] ...Afta Dahdy... [snore]
Wolf: [sweat drops] Um... [pulls Mr. T off Supa Freak]
Supa Freak: [stands back up and brushes self off] u_u Ahem! I have an idea. Waiters?
Waiters 1 and 2: [appear out of... who knows where] Yeah?
Supa Freak: ^__^ [waves] Bye!
Waiters 1 and 2: [are splashed with water and then flushed]
Wolf: Oh cool! All right... Himura and I will round everyone in here up so that you can flush 'em!
Supa Freak: ^__^ What fun!
Wolf and Kenshin: [call up room service and such while Supa Freak flushes them all one by one]
Kaoru: [wakes up] It's sunny! But where'd all the freaky green alien dudes go?
Wolf: -_- It's /always/ sunny and Doug flushed all the Namekians
Kaoru: Nannekans. Weird name.
Wolf: NAMEKIANS!!
Kaoru: ^__^ I know. That's what I said.
Wolf: __ Doug, can you flush her?
Supa Freak: I can but I don't feel like it. Flushing people is grueling work I'll have you know. /Especially/ with a damn toad on your foot!!
Wolf: __ [grumbles] Oh what a bother...
Supa Freak: Anyway, let's go and collect the Dragon Balls. After we collect them and say the password I'll be able to wish this toad off my foot.
Wolf: And then we can wish Squall and Raijin back
Fujin: SOMEONE. SAY. RAIJIN? [walks up]
Wolf: __ You /sure/ he was your brother?
Fujin: [anime vein] YES! OF. COURSE. [walks over to corner and sulks]
Wolf: Doug, we got landed with an odd group de gozaru yo. [pause] OH NOOO!! I'M STARTING TO TALK LIKE HIMURA!!
Kenshin: ^__^ That's a bad thing de gozaru ka?
Wolf: [anime vein] YES!!
Kenshin: T-T That's insulting de gozaru...
Wolf: SHUT UP!! AAAHH!! [runs around in circles clutching head]
Kenshin: O.O She's a strange one de gozaru yo! /And/ she's scarier than Kaoru-dono, which is something de gozaru
Kaoru: [anime vein] I HEARD THAT!! [pounces on Kenshin and prepares to punch him when a candy bar on a string appears] Huh?
Kenshin: O.O No!! Don't pull the string Kaoru-dono!
Kaoru: Why not...? [pulls string]
Hiei, Kuwabara, Kurama and Yusuke: [fall through a hole and land in a heap on top of Kenshin and Kaoru] Ow... [crawl off of them]
Kenshin: Orooo... [twitch] I /told/ you not to pull the string de gozaru yo!
Kaoru: Ow... All I wanted was the candy bar... @_@
Supa Freak: [laughs] Ha! That's what you get for yelling and jumping and STEPPING ON MY FOOT!!
Kaoru: [looks over at Supa Freak] I stepped on your foot?
Supa Freak: [anime vein] Yes, you did!
Kaoru: Really? When did I do that?
Supa Freak: Right before I made the candy bar on a string appear!
Kaoru: Huh? Are you sure it just wasn't your rampaging sister?
Supa Freak: Yes, because SHE was rampaging on THAT side of the room while YOU were rampaging of THIS side of the room and ON MY FOOT!!
Wolf: [from other side of the room, stops for a moment] ^__^ Yep! [continues rampaging on other side of the room]
Kaoru: But I-- I was rampaging on Kenshin... [by the way, she's still sitting on top of Kenshin]
Supa Freak: [anime vein] AND on my foot!!
Kaoru: If you say so...
Supa Freak: /Of course/ I say so!!
Kaoru: [sighs, shrugs and finally gets up off Kenshin]
Hiei: [stands up] How'd we get here?
Kurama: [also stands up] I don't know Hiei. I was pondering the same thing
Yusuke: Yeah, well, while you guys ponder I'll continue the fight me and Kuwabara were having! [stands up and gets into a fighting stance]
Kuwabara: [stands up and rubs his head] Urameshi, I'm too tired. Maybe after a nap... [walks over to a nearby bed and tosses himself on it, falling asleep instantly]
Yusuke: [sweat drops] Bu-- Hey!! You can't go to sleep on me!!
Wolf: [pointedly] He just did Yusuke
Yusuke: ?!? [turns to Wolf who had stopped rampaging and walked up to him] How do you know my name?!
Wolf: [shrugs] I know your friends' names too. Kuwabara Kazuma [points to Kuwabara], Minamino Suiichi, AKA Kurama Yokou [points to Kurama], and Jaganshi Hiei [points to Hiei]
Yusuke: Scary
Wolf: ^__^ Not really
Hiei: __ That wolf demon is annoying
Kurama: u_u Hiei, do you realize how rude you're being? What did we talk about last night?
Hiei: -_- About being kind and thoughtful. Like I give a damn about what people think about me.
Wolf: Kurama, don't worry about it. ^__^ I like being annoying
Hiei: See?
Kurama: [sighs] This is going to be a looong day.
Wolf: ^__^ Anyway, I'm gonna go and raid the kitchens!
Kaoru: ^__^ Wait for me! I wanna make breakfast!!
Wolf: /NO!!/ You killed Raijin with your horrible cooking, you're not going to kill anyone else!!
Kaoru: Y-YOU BITCH!!
Wolf: ^__^ I know
Kurama: [pointedly] You should know better than to call any female canine demon a bitch. They'll simply reply: "Well, DUH. I'm a such-and-such demon! OF COURSE I'm a bitch."
Wolf: Listen to the guy. He should know, he /is/ a fox demon-- Uh, well, sorta
Kurama: !! Wha-- How'd you --?
Wolf: Forget it! Bye! [disappears]
Kurama: [turns to Hiei] You have any clue as to how she could possibly know so much about me?
Hiei: [shrugs] Nope. Do I care?
Kurama: u_u [sigh] No...
Hiei: Damn straight
Supa Freak: Ooh, ooh! I can tell ya!
Kurama: Well then, tell away.
Supa Freak: [mischievously] No
Hiei: Watch it Blue Boy! You said you could tell us now tell us!
Supa Freak: [again but with a smirk this time] No
Hiei: [belligerently] AND WHY THE HELL NOT YOU BLUE-SKINNED FREAK?!
Supa Freak: [no longer amused] What who you call a freak three-eyes!!
Hiei: O.O [pause] Why-- I'm gonna kick your a--
Kurama: Wait, Hiei!! [blocks Hiei with one of his arms] Something tells me you shouldn't mess with him
Hiei: [rolls eyes] Oh, like what? Don't tell me you sense "a foreboding spirit energy" from this dumbass
Supa Freak: [twitches, anime vein]
Kurama: Uh... [apprehensively] No... But something tells me that even if you are stronger than he you would quickly lose if you attacked him so blatantly
Supa Freak: [smirks, making a "v" sign] Heh heh heh...
Hiei: O.o [sweat drops] Oh? And how's that?
Supa Freak: Here. Let me give you an example [thinks] Hmm... Kaoru... Yes!! She's been getting on our nerves a lot today... [turns to Kaoru] Sayonara Kaoru!! [flushes Kaoru]
Kaoru: O.O Aaaaaahhhh!! [disappears]
Kurama: I knew it! She looked like she was being flushed down a toilet or something!
Hiei: [crosses arms and grumbles under breath while glaring at Supa Freak] Bastard
Supa Freak: [anime vein] What'd you call me?! BETTER WATCH THAT POTTY MOUTH OF YOURS OR I'LL FIND THE AUTHORITY TO WASH IT!! ...Dumbass
Hiei: OH, I'M A POTTY MOUTH EH?!
Kurama: [warningly] Hiei...
Hiei: Shut up! I'm sick of being cautious and all that shit!! Someone's got to teach this freak a lesson! [charges Supa Freak]
Supa Freak: u_u Fire demon do down da hole... [splashes Hiei with water and he begins to flush just as Wolf walks back in]
Kurama: I WARNED YOU!! [grabs Hiei with one hand and the Wolf with the other who then grabs several sleeping fellows who subconsciously grab the rest of and essentially the whole chain thing begins all over again...]
Supa Freak: DAMMIT!! [candy bar on a string appears above him] Uh-oh... [pulls string then runs out of the way as everyone falls through]
Everyone but Supa Freak: AAAHHH!!
Wolf: [breaks free of Kurama and tries to get out of the way of the others before they all land on top of her]
Kurama: O.O DAMMIT!! HIEI!! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO INSULT THAT GUY!! [is squashed underneath many sleeping fellows]
Hiei: -_- [in a rehearsed sort of way] Because I'm a dumbass and don't know how to control my anger
Kurama: Good!
Hiei: [under breath] I... hate... you!!
Kurama: [didn't hear what Hiei said -- though he IS directly on top of the poor little guy... O.o] Huh? What was that?
Hiei: O.O Uh... Umm... Nothing-- Nothing!
Kurama: [suspicious] Hmm...
Wolf: [panting and sprawled on floor right next to people pile] That...was...too close...for...comfort...
Supa Freak: KENSHIN!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!! I'M NOT LIKE THAT!! [Picture This: Similar scene to Trigun, Episode 3 or 4, I believe, where the drunk grabs Vash and thus creating a scene that doesn't look appropriate but is hilarious]
Kenshin: No de gozaru yo! You shouldn't do that to people de gozaru. And sessha will keep you from doing it again de gozaru yo!!
Supa Freak: LIKE HELL!! [punches Kenshin]
Kenshin: T-T Ororo!! [bump rises on his head] That hurt de gozaru yo!
Supa Freak: YOU'VE FUCKIN' PISSED ME OFF NOW!!
Kenshin: O.O Oro...! This is bad de gozaru yo.
Supa Freak: [anime vein] AARRGH!! SAY... /GOOD-BYE!!/ [Suddenly a huge jet-stream of water comes from the hands of Supa Freak and blasts Kenshin through the wall]
Kenshin: O.O AAAAHHHHHH!! THIS IS NOT GOOD DE GOZARU YO!! [crashes through wall and appears to be dead]
Sleeping fellows: [still asleep]
Hiei, Kurama, and Wolf: O.O Hoooly shit!
Supa Freak: [after blasting Kenshin, looks at hands and pauses] Whoa, that's... (you should be able to guess what the hell he's about to say... but...) SWEEEEEET!!!
Kurama: [still in awe at his attack] Is-- is he a-- a water apparition?
Hiei: [nods, also in awe] Yeah... I think so
Supa Freak: [doing a victory dance] ^__^ Yeah! Go me! Go me!
Wolf: [also awestruck, but at victory dance not at water jet-stream] Umm... Doug. Please stop that. It's embarrassing
Supa Freak: [mischievously] No!
Wolf: -_- Yes!! --
Hiei: [jumps Wolf covering her mouth] Don't provoke him!!
Wolf: [tosses Hiei off her] HE'S MY BROTHER!! IT'S MY /JOB/ TO PROVOKE HIM!!
Hiei: This is going to end-- Wait a minute! You two are... /RELATED?!?!?/
Wolf: -_- DUH.
Hiei: That's... shocking.
Kurama: Interesting...
Supa Freak: [stops victory dance] I wouldn't think that it'd be surprising though
Hiei and Kurama: [pause and think then nod]
Hiei: Now that I think about it... yeah
Kurama: I would agree with you on that Hiei
Hiei: [under breath] That's right! Submit to my superiority bitch!
Kurama: [raises eyebrows and looks down at Hiei] What was that Hiei?
Hiei: O.O Uh... Um... N-nothing!
Wolf: ^__^ He said "That's right! Submit to--" [muffled sounds]
Hiei: O.O Shh!! Don't-say-that!! [looks at Kurama fearfully]
Wolf: [wrenches Hiei's hand off mouth and continues quoting] "to my superiority bit!" [giggles]
Kurama: [raises eyebrows] Reeeaaally?
Hiei: N-no!
Kurama: u_u Makes sense. [hits Hiei on the head] He's been resisting me ever since we met
Hiei: [large bump rises] Ow.
Wolf: /Resisting/ you eh? [ecchi grin] What do you mean by that?
Kurama: Uh... Personal matters, between Hiei and I.
Wolf: O.o Oooh. [smirks]
Kurama: That's right bitch! I'm not like that! (A/N: Hopefully you grasp what is being hinted at here, ne?)
Supa Freak: I always suspected as such
Wolf: Me too
Kurama: That reminds me. How do you two know so much about us?
Wolf: ^__^ [flashes "v" sign] Yuu Yuu Hakusho!!
Kurama: Yuu Yuu Hakusho...? What the hell is that?!
Wolf and Supa Freak: [explain]
***
Meanwhile...
***
Yusuke: [wakes up and sees hole in the wall] Huh? [walks through hole and sees unconscious Kenshin] O.O OMG!! SOMEONE KILLED KENNY!! YOU BASTARD!!
Wolf: ?!? Kenny? Who the hell is Kenny?!
Yusuke: I don't know! [mutters] Man, I've been watching too much South Park
Wolf: [walks up] OMG!! It's Himura! Doug you killed Himura!! You bas-- I mean brother-- WHAT?!
Everyone: What?! [are confused]
Supa Freak: What. The. Fuck?!?
Wolf: [clutches head] I don't fucking know!! AAAHHHHH!~~ What's up with that?! Why the hell didn't I fucking say bastard and why the fuck did I say BROTHER, of all fucking things, instead? Is my fucking conscience slipping on me of something?! NO!! Mother fucking, hell, dammit, NOO!! Of course my bitchy, mother fucking, bastard of a conscience isn't fucking giving way. IT FUCKING CAN'T!! NOOO!!
Supa Freak: Teesha... -_- Stop talking to yourself.
Wolf: Oh. Right. [blinks] Uh... Anyway... Kenshin? [pokes Kenshin] You alive or dead?
Kenshin: Not... Sure... Is... death... painful...?
Wolf: Uh... Dunno. Never died before.
Kenshin: Oh... Se... ssha... sees... de... go... za... ru...
Wolf: Anyway, you seem to be alive. [pokes him again then all of a sudden he starts glowing a faint purplish black]
Kenshin: Whoa that feels good de gozaru yo! [sits up] Do that again please!
Wolf: [stares at hand] Huh? What'd I-- How'd I--?! What the FUCK?!?
Supa Freak: [smirks] Now I can torture him some more.
Kurama: You really are quite cruel aren't you?
Supa Freak: Damn straight!
Kurama: Please. I would appreciate it if you didn't swear so much whilst you are in my vicinity.
Supa Freak: O.o Huh? What the fuck'd you say?
Kurama: [exasperated sigh] I asked if you could restrain yourself from using so much profanity around me
Supa Freak: Oh! Okay
Wolf: Dearly behated brother, please hide your stupidity as much as you can whilst you are still related to me.
Supa Freak: Uhmm... Okay...?
Wolf: u_u [sighs] You're not doing a very good job.
Kurama: Don't worry about it too much.
Kenshin: Sessha is going to go get his sakabatou de gozaru. [leaves for other room to fetch his sakabatou]
Wolf: Well... I'm going to wake up our sleeping fellows.
Supa Freak: [raises an eyebrow] Sleeping fellows?
Wolf: [shrugs then runs off]
Supa Freak: [to Kurama] Y'know, this toad on my foot is /really/ startin' to hurt again.
Kurama: Huh? [looks at Supa Freak's foot] Hmm... I see how that would hurt a little.
Supa Freak: Hey, do you think you can figure out how to get him off?
Kurama: Easy. Kill the bastard.
Supa Freak: Yeah. Well, I wanted to do that, but the bastard Namekians were appalled by that
Kurama: -_- I asked you not to swear in my presence.
Supa Freak: What?! But you said it first so I thought it was okay
Kurama: It's okay for me to say it but no one else can.
Supa Freak: What?! What kind of fuckin' hypocrite are you?!
Kurama: u_u A true one
Supa Freak: Oh... Uh... I see.
Wolf: WAKE /UP/!! [pummels various people of the "sleeping fellows" group] God dammit, these people sleep deeply!
Mr. T: Five mo' minutesss Mummy... [coddles "Chahlie"]
Wolf: You know what? Fuck this!! I'll go get Doug to get us outta here and leave these sleeping anti-beauties here. [runs back] DOUG!
Supa Freak: What?
Wolf: Let's just leave those stupid sleeping-ogres here and take off
Supa Freak: [shrugs] Okay
Wolf and Supa Freak: [leave hotel in search of the Dragon Balls with Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kenshin]
***
A/N: Well, I finally finished typing this up. I'm going to switch the update day to Saturdays and Sundays, as I'd have more time to stuff in typing time as Monday mornings are a rush to finish up homework and such... ^__^;; I'm so bad. Gomen nasai everyone! [bows] As an apology, I'll do my best to get chapter seven up next week, how's that?
Next chapter: And so... They find all the Dragon Balls but what they summon isn't the dragon but... Diablos?!
