Trying HARDER
Hey there my fellow readers! I'm SO sorry I haven't updated my story lately! I've decided that I want to do what Miroku does. It makes the story more interesting... Anyway, sorry about me babbling! Here's the story... Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or anything Inuyasha related. I only own Sanlioke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What the hell?! Get him!" called Inuyasha as he lunged in the bushes after the monk. Rustling was heard, then, an extremely loud scream. "I'VE BEEN SCARRED!" hollered Inuyasha as he ran shielding his face with his hands. He ran into Kagome's arms like a little child and shivered like a leaf in the wind. "He p-put his b-breast against my, my... I CAN'T SAY! It was too horrible!" he exclaimed then got off and brushed himself off looking embarrassed. "He brushed it against my, um, doggy door," Inuyasha said hiding his face from everyone. Shippo stared unbelievingly.
"Doggy door?" the kitsune said starting to chortle. "Is that what you named it?" it said as it burst out laughing. Inuyasha blushed a deep crimson as he grabbed the fox and flung it into the bushes.
"LET'S SEE YOU TRY IT!" he hollered as he threw the little fox in the bushes. Rustling was heard, then another loud holler. In a matter of seconds, Shippo emerged out of the shrubs crying like a tiny, young girl.
"KAGOME! I've been scarred!" cried the fox as it dashed into Kagome's tranquil arms. "He was posing for himself in the water, and, and, then he posed for-" He took a deep breath trying to calm down a little bit. Kagome brushed the scarred kitsune's hair. "He p-posed for... ME! WAA!" It bawled loudly as it continued shaking under the girl's protective wing. The shard detector stood up as she placed the fox beside Inuyasha on the grass.
"Looks like I'll have to save the day this time, I guess. All of you are just chicken! You can't handle a women's body without blushing like a tomato! I'll see you in a bit!" Kagome said as she headed towards the leafy trees. She started to enter, but turned around abruptly. "Oh, and Shippo, none of that applied to you." She said waving her hand in the air. Inuyasha looked around him. The only people that were standing beside him were Shippo, and, well, himself.
'I can so handle a woman's body! Just, I'm not ready yet is all...' thought Inuyasha as he mumbled under his breath.
~*~
"Hey! Miroku! Sango! Where are you?! Come out from where you're hiding!" hollered Kagome as she entered deep withing the forest. 'I'll just have to trick him. Obviously, Miroku is in control currently 'cause Sango would've came out begging for help by now,' she thought as she shivered. 'Here goes nothing!' Kagome drew in a large amount of air them screamed. "HELP! IT'S NARAKU'S INSECTS! AIEE!" Kagome smirked as she heard running in the distance. 'Here they come!'
"Lady Kagome! Are you all right?!" asked Miroku with a concerned look on his face. "Where are they?! Where'd they go?! Is Naraku also here?!" the monk said gazing across the landscape.
"Now, Inuyasha! Grab him! I'm sorry, but it's the only way!" said Kagome as the dog demon lunged at the monk and grabbed him. "Hold him steady!" she said as she taped-up the hentai. Shippo appeared from the bushes suddenly.
"Did you get him?! Did you get him?!" asked the kitsune jumping up and down like it just had a lot of sugar. Kagome nodded. "YAY! He's ALL MINE!" he called excitingly as it jumped up on his head and gave Miroku a major noogie. 'C'mon Sango! Please come back to us!' thought the kitsune as it began rubbing harder and harder.
"Thank you SO much, Shippo-Chan! Can we please get me, I mean, us, some help?" asked Sango as she reached for Shippo on her head.
"Maybe in the process, we could TRY to heal Miroku's perversion!" exclaimed the kitsune with a sheepish grin on its face. Everyone started to laugh, until they were visited by Sanlioke. A light was seen in the distance, then a faint giggle.
"What have we here?" asked the air spirit as it looked at Sango's body. "Naraku's doing, I presume judging by the look of things... Isn't that right, Sango?" The demon exterminator nodded sadly. "Well, let's set things right. Shall we?" The spirit then concentrated a bright light on Sango. Where one body once stood, two appeared! "Well, bye for now!" it called as it flied away with a large grin occupying its face.
"Oh, and Miroku?" asked Sango as she tapped him on the back. "THIS IS FOR YOU!" she yelled as she punched the hentai and made him fall unconscious. "Hey, guys! I have a plan! Gather 'round," said Sango smirking evilly.
~*~
"Miroku, wake up! We're in the village!" called Shippo as it started to chortle quietly. The monk stood up slowly and as he did, the villagers hollered and screamed. Wondering why they were screaming, he asked the kitsune. "YOU'RE NAKED! DON'T FORGET TO POSE!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wow. It's good, I just didn't expect it to turn out like this. I hope you liked it, too! Please R&R and read all my other fics! Until next time, ja ne!
Hey there my fellow readers! I'm SO sorry I haven't updated my story lately! I've decided that I want to do what Miroku does. It makes the story more interesting... Anyway, sorry about me babbling! Here's the story... Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or anything Inuyasha related. I only own Sanlioke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What the hell?! Get him!" called Inuyasha as he lunged in the bushes after the monk. Rustling was heard, then, an extremely loud scream. "I'VE BEEN SCARRED!" hollered Inuyasha as he ran shielding his face with his hands. He ran into Kagome's arms like a little child and shivered like a leaf in the wind. "He p-put his b-breast against my, my... I CAN'T SAY! It was too horrible!" he exclaimed then got off and brushed himself off looking embarrassed. "He brushed it against my, um, doggy door," Inuyasha said hiding his face from everyone. Shippo stared unbelievingly.
"Doggy door?" the kitsune said starting to chortle. "Is that what you named it?" it said as it burst out laughing. Inuyasha blushed a deep crimson as he grabbed the fox and flung it into the bushes.
"LET'S SEE YOU TRY IT!" he hollered as he threw the little fox in the bushes. Rustling was heard, then another loud holler. In a matter of seconds, Shippo emerged out of the shrubs crying like a tiny, young girl.
"KAGOME! I've been scarred!" cried the fox as it dashed into Kagome's tranquil arms. "He was posing for himself in the water, and, and, then he posed for-" He took a deep breath trying to calm down a little bit. Kagome brushed the scarred kitsune's hair. "He p-posed for... ME! WAA!" It bawled loudly as it continued shaking under the girl's protective wing. The shard detector stood up as she placed the fox beside Inuyasha on the grass.
"Looks like I'll have to save the day this time, I guess. All of you are just chicken! You can't handle a women's body without blushing like a tomato! I'll see you in a bit!" Kagome said as she headed towards the leafy trees. She started to enter, but turned around abruptly. "Oh, and Shippo, none of that applied to you." She said waving her hand in the air. Inuyasha looked around him. The only people that were standing beside him were Shippo, and, well, himself.
'I can so handle a woman's body! Just, I'm not ready yet is all...' thought Inuyasha as he mumbled under his breath.
~*~
"Hey! Miroku! Sango! Where are you?! Come out from where you're hiding!" hollered Kagome as she entered deep withing the forest. 'I'll just have to trick him. Obviously, Miroku is in control currently 'cause Sango would've came out begging for help by now,' she thought as she shivered. 'Here goes nothing!' Kagome drew in a large amount of air them screamed. "HELP! IT'S NARAKU'S INSECTS! AIEE!" Kagome smirked as she heard running in the distance. 'Here they come!'
"Lady Kagome! Are you all right?!" asked Miroku with a concerned look on his face. "Where are they?! Where'd they go?! Is Naraku also here?!" the monk said gazing across the landscape.
"Now, Inuyasha! Grab him! I'm sorry, but it's the only way!" said Kagome as the dog demon lunged at the monk and grabbed him. "Hold him steady!" she said as she taped-up the hentai. Shippo appeared from the bushes suddenly.
"Did you get him?! Did you get him?!" asked the kitsune jumping up and down like it just had a lot of sugar. Kagome nodded. "YAY! He's ALL MINE!" he called excitingly as it jumped up on his head and gave Miroku a major noogie. 'C'mon Sango! Please come back to us!' thought the kitsune as it began rubbing harder and harder.
"Thank you SO much, Shippo-Chan! Can we please get me, I mean, us, some help?" asked Sango as she reached for Shippo on her head.
"Maybe in the process, we could TRY to heal Miroku's perversion!" exclaimed the kitsune with a sheepish grin on its face. Everyone started to laugh, until they were visited by Sanlioke. A light was seen in the distance, then a faint giggle.
"What have we here?" asked the air spirit as it looked at Sango's body. "Naraku's doing, I presume judging by the look of things... Isn't that right, Sango?" The demon exterminator nodded sadly. "Well, let's set things right. Shall we?" The spirit then concentrated a bright light on Sango. Where one body once stood, two appeared! "Well, bye for now!" it called as it flied away with a large grin occupying its face.
"Oh, and Miroku?" asked Sango as she tapped him on the back. "THIS IS FOR YOU!" she yelled as she punched the hentai and made him fall unconscious. "Hey, guys! I have a plan! Gather 'round," said Sango smirking evilly.
~*~
"Miroku, wake up! We're in the village!" called Shippo as it started to chortle quietly. The monk stood up slowly and as he did, the villagers hollered and screamed. Wondering why they were screaming, he asked the kitsune. "YOU'RE NAKED! DON'T FORGET TO POSE!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wow. It's good, I just didn't expect it to turn out like this. I hope you liked it, too! Please R&R and read all my other fics! Until next time, ja ne!
