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RATING: R- rape, sexual situations, language, violence
SUMMARY: Set after series 7 Buffy, during Fellowship- Buffy and Giles are sent to Middle Earth when the vampires and demons find a portal from Sunnydale. Buffy offers her services to Lady Galadriel, and soon starts to feel something for Haldir, but when the Fellowship arrive in Lothlórien, Boromir finds something he wants as much as the Ring.
CHAPTER SIX: Once a Hobbit, always a Hobbit
The Fellowship would be staying for a month; of which Buffy was glad, except Boromir.
The day after their first meeting, Buffy was awoken by a tapping on her shoulder.
"Five more minutes mom," she mumbled, hiding under the covers.
The tapping continued.
"They don't need me at school, " she mumbled, "I'm only a cheerleader."
"Buffy!"
She jumped up to see the four hobbits standing in front of her.
"What are you doing?" she asked getting up and allowed them to drag her outside.
She looked to see the Fellowship.
Aragorn and Legolas raised their eyebrows and looked away, while Boromir stared and smiled; Gimli merely started to burst into a fit of laughter.
"I think perhaps it would be best if you put some clothes on," Aragorn said.
Oh my god, am I naked? No, I remember putting clothes on.
Buffy looked down to see her pink silk top and short shorts.
"What? What's wrong with my clothes?" she asked twirling around looking for period stains.
"You are barely wearing anything," Legolas said.
"I'm wearing pyjamas," she said. "Oh I get it, you're not used to seeing girls walk around like this. Well get used to it, because this is what I sleep in, and I like it. I should, it cost me a fortune."
"Lady Buffy!"
She turned to see Haldir storming over; she knew he liked what he saw, call it woman's intuition.
"Please put some clothes on."
She threw her arms in the air in defeat, "One day I'll walk around in the nude just to piss you off."
She walked back into the sleeping area and dressed into her jeans, her Paul Frank shirt and a cardigan. She stepped out.
"Happy?" she asked, twirling around.
"I prefer what you wore before," Boromir said.
"Well that's because you're a pervert," she said.
"Lady Buffy," Haldir said.
"What's with the Lady Buffy? You never call me Lady Buffy. Stop trying to act like a gentleman and act like you."
"Haldir was going to suggest that you join us for a training session," Legolas said.
"Do I get to kick Boromir's ass?"
"If that is what you wish," Boromir said standing up as if to challenge her.
"Well I say bring it on biatch!" She turned to Haldir and said, "Just let me grab my sword."
"We meant archery," Legolas said.
"What? As in bows and arrows?"
"Yes."
"As in Robin Hood, bows and arrows?"
"I don't."
"I only know how to use a crossbow."
"We have never heard of this crossbow."
"Perhaps," Aragorn said, "Buffy can train with the sword with myself and Boromir, as the hobbits are in need of some training themselves."
Buffy smiled at Haldir, squeezed his hand in reassurance and went to grab her sword. She knew he didn't like to be told what to do- what guy did.
She returned with her sword and followed the group to a clearing where the archery training took place.
"Not bad," she said looking around.
She heard a noise from behind her, and she turned and blocked the attack- Boromir.
"Well that was stupid," she said as he lowered his sword.
"You are quick, but are you strong?" he challenged.
She blocked another attack, and for two hours they fought non stop until Buffy had him on the ground and straddled his chest, her sword at his throat.
"What were you saying?" she asked getting off, Boromir not impressed.
"You are very strong," Aragorn said as she walked over to the group. "Boromir is a skilled warrior, not many could take such a man."
Buffy smiled and was tackled by Pippin who pushed her to the ground in a hug.
She giggled.
Haldir look on, and Legolas could see the adoration the elf had for this young warrior. Even the hobbits were noticing.
"Haldir, may I challenge you to an archery competition?" Legolas asked.
"Yes, I shall take great delight in beating you," Haldir said.
"This is more like it," Buffy said sitting on a rock nearby. "Men getting all testosterone and fighty. Kick each others ass, that what I say."
The two elves looked at her in confusion.
"All right, obviously not a fight to be seen by a chick. I'll go and shower."
"Shower?" Pippin asked.
"Like a bath, except you stand and the water falls from the sky."
"Rain?"
"Waterfall," she said getting off the rock. "I'll see you after. Try not to kill each other, I have to dance with one of you tonight; preferably with both."
"Don't say it," Giles said appearing from a nearby path.
"I was going to say arms," Buffy said and walked away. She collected her towel, washing materials and a dress from her bag, her CD player and Romeo and Juliet CD and made her way to the waterfall. She stripped and quickly started to clean herself under the waterfall.
She was singing along, not noticing the commotion. Little star, so you had to go.
You must have wanted him to know.
You must have wanted the world to know
Poor little thing.
Now they know.
Little star,
I had to close my eyes.
There was a fire at the warehouse.
They're always waiting for a thing like this.
Came driving from all over town,
For you, little star.
Little star, you, little star. (Sax solo)
Little star
So you had to go
You must have wanted him to know
You must have wanted the world to know
Poor little thing
And now they know
Laudamus, adorramus te, Dominec.
Laudamusbenedicimus
Domine Deus.
Laudamusbenedicimus
Domine Deus.
Cum Sancto Spiritu, in gloria Dei Patris. For you, little star. ~Stina Nordenstam "Little Star"~
When she was finished she made her way back to her clothes and picked up the towel. She dried herself and went to pick up her underwear, when she suddenly realised that it was gone.
"What the." she started and suddenly heard giggling. "Pippin."
She put on the flipflops she had brought down and stormed up the hill and chased the hobbits onto the clearing where the archery materials were.
"You little shi." she started and realised that the elves and Fellowship were still there, with Giles and Celeborn. "Oh my God."
"What were you saying?" Pippin started.
Buffy took in a deep breath.
Haldir could believe what was happening. She was so beautiful. so perfect. so almost naked.
What am I thinking? He thought to himself.
"I swear to God, the minute I lay my hands on you, you'll wish you'd never found the path to the waterfall," she said, trying to stay calm.
Oh my, Legolas thought, she's so beautiful.
"Well actually, now that you mention it," Pippin said, "Merry and I followed you down."
"Pippin, you shouldn't have said that," Merry said.
"Oh yes he should have," Buffy said, "because now I will take great delight in skinning you alive and feeding you to Boromir the."
"BUFFY ANN SUMMERS!"
She turned to look at Giles.
"Pippin," Celeborn said, "please return Lady Buffy's clothing to her. Lady Buffy, we shall see you at the ball this evening."
Pippin threw her the clothes.
Buffy took them and stormed off to her camp.
She was so angry. She kicked over a bowl and laughed. It was funny, but embarrassing.
She quickly got dressed and did her hair and make-up.
"Buffy?"
She turned to see Pippin.
"Would you like to make your death a quick one?" she asked.
Instead of running he came up to her and gave her the daisy and apple.
"Oh, that's so sweet," she said pulling him into a hug. "You're kind, but you're going to have tor realise that what happened was embarrassing and I have every reason to feed you to the vampires, but I won't this time."
"Thankyou."
"Come on, let's go back to the competition."
"Wait, Haldir and Legolas said I was to keep you here. They said they wanted to be surprised by your beauty this evening. And I think you look very pretty."
She looked over the simple summer dress.
"You know what, I don't want to wear this; it is a ball after all. Go and get ready; don't tell them what I was wearing, and don't tell them I'm changing."
Pippin ran off, and Buffy smiled smelling the daisy and took a bite of the apple.
Tonight was going to be amazing.
RATING: R- rape, sexual situations, language, violence
SUMMARY: Set after series 7 Buffy, during Fellowship- Buffy and Giles are sent to Middle Earth when the vampires and demons find a portal from Sunnydale. Buffy offers her services to Lady Galadriel, and soon starts to feel something for Haldir, but when the Fellowship arrive in Lothlórien, Boromir finds something he wants as much as the Ring.
CHAPTER SIX: Once a Hobbit, always a Hobbit
The Fellowship would be staying for a month; of which Buffy was glad, except Boromir.
The day after their first meeting, Buffy was awoken by a tapping on her shoulder.
"Five more minutes mom," she mumbled, hiding under the covers.
The tapping continued.
"They don't need me at school, " she mumbled, "I'm only a cheerleader."
"Buffy!"
She jumped up to see the four hobbits standing in front of her.
"What are you doing?" she asked getting up and allowed them to drag her outside.
She looked to see the Fellowship.
Aragorn and Legolas raised their eyebrows and looked away, while Boromir stared and smiled; Gimli merely started to burst into a fit of laughter.
"I think perhaps it would be best if you put some clothes on," Aragorn said.
Oh my god, am I naked? No, I remember putting clothes on.
Buffy looked down to see her pink silk top and short shorts.
"What? What's wrong with my clothes?" she asked twirling around looking for period stains.
"You are barely wearing anything," Legolas said.
"I'm wearing pyjamas," she said. "Oh I get it, you're not used to seeing girls walk around like this. Well get used to it, because this is what I sleep in, and I like it. I should, it cost me a fortune."
"Lady Buffy!"
She turned to see Haldir storming over; she knew he liked what he saw, call it woman's intuition.
"Please put some clothes on."
She threw her arms in the air in defeat, "One day I'll walk around in the nude just to piss you off."
She walked back into the sleeping area and dressed into her jeans, her Paul Frank shirt and a cardigan. She stepped out.
"Happy?" she asked, twirling around.
"I prefer what you wore before," Boromir said.
"Well that's because you're a pervert," she said.
"Lady Buffy," Haldir said.
"What's with the Lady Buffy? You never call me Lady Buffy. Stop trying to act like a gentleman and act like you."
"Haldir was going to suggest that you join us for a training session," Legolas said.
"Do I get to kick Boromir's ass?"
"If that is what you wish," Boromir said standing up as if to challenge her.
"Well I say bring it on biatch!" She turned to Haldir and said, "Just let me grab my sword."
"We meant archery," Legolas said.
"What? As in bows and arrows?"
"Yes."
"As in Robin Hood, bows and arrows?"
"I don't."
"I only know how to use a crossbow."
"We have never heard of this crossbow."
"Perhaps," Aragorn said, "Buffy can train with the sword with myself and Boromir, as the hobbits are in need of some training themselves."
Buffy smiled at Haldir, squeezed his hand in reassurance and went to grab her sword. She knew he didn't like to be told what to do- what guy did.
She returned with her sword and followed the group to a clearing where the archery training took place.
"Not bad," she said looking around.
She heard a noise from behind her, and she turned and blocked the attack- Boromir.
"Well that was stupid," she said as he lowered his sword.
"You are quick, but are you strong?" he challenged.
She blocked another attack, and for two hours they fought non stop until Buffy had him on the ground and straddled his chest, her sword at his throat.
"What were you saying?" she asked getting off, Boromir not impressed.
"You are very strong," Aragorn said as she walked over to the group. "Boromir is a skilled warrior, not many could take such a man."
Buffy smiled and was tackled by Pippin who pushed her to the ground in a hug.
She giggled.
Haldir look on, and Legolas could see the adoration the elf had for this young warrior. Even the hobbits were noticing.
"Haldir, may I challenge you to an archery competition?" Legolas asked.
"Yes, I shall take great delight in beating you," Haldir said.
"This is more like it," Buffy said sitting on a rock nearby. "Men getting all testosterone and fighty. Kick each others ass, that what I say."
The two elves looked at her in confusion.
"All right, obviously not a fight to be seen by a chick. I'll go and shower."
"Shower?" Pippin asked.
"Like a bath, except you stand and the water falls from the sky."
"Rain?"
"Waterfall," she said getting off the rock. "I'll see you after. Try not to kill each other, I have to dance with one of you tonight; preferably with both."
"Don't say it," Giles said appearing from a nearby path.
"I was going to say arms," Buffy said and walked away. She collected her towel, washing materials and a dress from her bag, her CD player and Romeo and Juliet CD and made her way to the waterfall. She stripped and quickly started to clean herself under the waterfall.
She was singing along, not noticing the commotion. Little star, so you had to go.
You must have wanted him to know.
You must have wanted the world to know
Poor little thing.
Now they know.
Little star,
I had to close my eyes.
There was a fire at the warehouse.
They're always waiting for a thing like this.
Came driving from all over town,
For you, little star.
Little star, you, little star. (Sax solo)
Little star
So you had to go
You must have wanted him to know
You must have wanted the world to know
Poor little thing
And now they know
Laudamus, adorramus te, Dominec.
Laudamusbenedicimus
Domine Deus.
Laudamusbenedicimus
Domine Deus.
Cum Sancto Spiritu, in gloria Dei Patris. For you, little star. ~Stina Nordenstam "Little Star"~
When she was finished she made her way back to her clothes and picked up the towel. She dried herself and went to pick up her underwear, when she suddenly realised that it was gone.
"What the." she started and suddenly heard giggling. "Pippin."
She put on the flipflops she had brought down and stormed up the hill and chased the hobbits onto the clearing where the archery materials were.
"You little shi." she started and realised that the elves and Fellowship were still there, with Giles and Celeborn. "Oh my God."
"What were you saying?" Pippin started.
Buffy took in a deep breath.
Haldir could believe what was happening. She was so beautiful. so perfect. so almost naked.
What am I thinking? He thought to himself.
"I swear to God, the minute I lay my hands on you, you'll wish you'd never found the path to the waterfall," she said, trying to stay calm.
Oh my, Legolas thought, she's so beautiful.
"Well actually, now that you mention it," Pippin said, "Merry and I followed you down."
"Pippin, you shouldn't have said that," Merry said.
"Oh yes he should have," Buffy said, "because now I will take great delight in skinning you alive and feeding you to Boromir the."
"BUFFY ANN SUMMERS!"
She turned to look at Giles.
"Pippin," Celeborn said, "please return Lady Buffy's clothing to her. Lady Buffy, we shall see you at the ball this evening."
Pippin threw her the clothes.
Buffy took them and stormed off to her camp.
She was so angry. She kicked over a bowl and laughed. It was funny, but embarrassing.
She quickly got dressed and did her hair and make-up.
"Buffy?"
She turned to see Pippin.
"Would you like to make your death a quick one?" she asked.
Instead of running he came up to her and gave her the daisy and apple.
"Oh, that's so sweet," she said pulling him into a hug. "You're kind, but you're going to have tor realise that what happened was embarrassing and I have every reason to feed you to the vampires, but I won't this time."
"Thankyou."
"Come on, let's go back to the competition."
"Wait, Haldir and Legolas said I was to keep you here. They said they wanted to be surprised by your beauty this evening. And I think you look very pretty."
She looked over the simple summer dress.
"You know what, I don't want to wear this; it is a ball after all. Go and get ready; don't tell them what I was wearing, and don't tell them I'm changing."
Pippin ran off, and Buffy smiled smelling the daisy and took a bite of the apple.
Tonight was going to be amazing.
