Recap-
Buffy = Lizzie McGuire
Xander = Gordo from Lizzie McGuire
Anya = Tawny from Even Stevens
Willow = Chelsea from That's so Raven
Giles = Ben from Smart House
Tara = Little Topanga from Boy Meets World
Spike = Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter
**On with it!**
Riley walked through the door, "Giles? Are you here?"
"Yes you ninny. Where else would Rupes be? All he does is has a bloody tea all day!"
"I reset that!" Giles shouted.
"Me too!" Anya said.
Riley walked into the living room and fainted.
"Knew he was a nanacy boy! He fainted right when he got here." Spike said to Buffy.
"He is not a nanny guy-" Buffy began.
"NANACY BOY."
"That too, he was just.." She paused, "Surpised?"
"Whatever, that boy is weak and you know it."
"He's not weak-" Buffy was interrupted by Tara.
"H-he cried on the movie Bambi."
Xander, Giles and Spike chuckled.
"What, that's sweet, he has feelings! And he's.. EMOTIONAL."
"I'm so emotional.." Xander sang under his breath causing Willow to laugh.
"Slayers don't need bloody 'emotional' boyfriends.. At least not that.." he pointed to Riley's stiff yet large body, "Emotional."
"He has a point." Xander said.
"I thought you were my friend and you backed me up 110%," Buffy snapped her fingers, "with no exceptions! You people are on my back 24/7!"
"24/7??" Giles asked.
"Oh god, somebody shoot me!" Buffy said, "It means 24 hours and seven days a week!" Giles had a blank expression on his face. "You know what!?! I'm sitting next to Tara." She moved over to Tara, "At least she backs me up!"
"Hey! Okay you're right cause Riley is alittle you know freakish. I mean he's not as rad as Xander!"
"What!" Anya's voice had what seemed like a Vikings' period accent, "You stay away from my suitor!"
"Now you want me.. I d' think so girlfriend, or should I say X-GIRLFRIEND!" Xander got up and sat down next to Willow.
"What is happening here?" Giles got up and left the room to get some water no the 'forgotten' Riley.
"Got any gum?" Buffy asked Tara. "Since ykno' cause your like my bestest friend now."
"Sorry no. But we could go to the mall and go check out guys." Tara said as she looked over her nails.
"You like guys now? You've liked guys? Since when?" Willow was getting painicked because Xander was massaging her shoulders.
"NO! I just like looking at their cute girlfriends." Tara covered up, actually she had a crush on Giles who left the room. And possibly one on Spike.
"Umm, Buffy c-could you hand me that notepad..please?" Spike said.
"Sure, cutey." She handed him the notepad. "Found something??"
"Yeah, think I did." Spike started blushing like mad, he started to write like mad. And he kept looking at Buffy.
"mmuppkkrr." Riley woke he looked diretly at Buffy. "W-who are you?" Buffy didn't even budge. "Like your girlfriend.. BUFFY! So Tara can you drive cause there's this like thing about me and cars.."
"BUT YOU'RE A KID."
"You just got that sunshine?" Spike was directly at Buffy when he said that and went back to writing something.
"BUT, BUT.."
"If you like say 'but' one more time." Buffy started.
" BUT!!! "
"Oh shut-up!" Anya screamed.
"Yes please." Spike said STILL writing.
"But.."
"Grukij Vougt Shush." Tara said.
Riley stood there looking like he was talking but nothing came out of his mouth.
"Good, that will you're fat mouth, freak." Tara said.
"You are totally my offical new best friend." Buffy said.
"WHAT!" Willow shouted.
"Yes, Tara backs me up."
"I back you up BITCH!" Willow screamed she stood up. "Like the time 'Oh poor me my BF is EVIL' cause we had sex. Boo-WHO."
"I'm sorry I thought I heard a 'FORMER' friend!" Buffy said and looked at her BF. "I want to break up."
Riley mouthed 'WHAT?'
"Yo' heard her. Leave." Tara said
Riley mouthed 'BUT!'
"That's it Banish herfd mouth."
Riley disappeared.
"Totally slammin' Tare." Buffy and Tara did the high-five.
"Very awesome!" Xander said. "Willow do you want to go out with me?"
"I have a girlfriend, gay here."
"No, go ahead. I lied I love boys. Where is Giles."
"Don't go there girl." Anya jumped up. "He's my man."
"Wana bet bitch."
"I like this new side Tare."
"What can I say.. I got the groove."
"Let's fight right now. Unless you're not man enough. And no magic."
"Let's go."
Anya jumped Tara and they started punching eachother in the face and rolling over one another.
Buffy grabbed Anya and Spike grabbed Tara. They calmed down and went to help Giles.
Buffy sat next to Spike and tried to see what he was writing.
"Umm, please don't read it. I-I-it's not done." He held the notebook to his chest." He looked into her eyes.
"What is it?"
"I'll let you read it when it's done."
"k'" She winked at him causing him to blush.
Giles ran into the room, Tara and Anya following him and giving eachother dirty looks that could kill.
"We have to reverse this or, or-"
"Spit it out G-man." Xander stopped his make-out seesion with Willow.
"We turn into our teenage sevles."
"What I don't feel like I'm my teenage self I feel normal- wait never mind." Xander said.
"Oh damn." Everyone looked at Buffy, "We have to go to the mall for a haircut Tara, I look so 80's."
A/N Cute? Not so cute? Actually showing it's rating? Please review. Thanx and I made Tara and Buffy friends because y'kno blondes are like so kewl! Ok I'll stop. Plez review.
Buffy = Lizzie McGuire
Xander = Gordo from Lizzie McGuire
Anya = Tawny from Even Stevens
Willow = Chelsea from That's so Raven
Giles = Ben from Smart House
Tara = Little Topanga from Boy Meets World
Spike = Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter
**On with it!**
Riley walked through the door, "Giles? Are you here?"
"Yes you ninny. Where else would Rupes be? All he does is has a bloody tea all day!"
"I reset that!" Giles shouted.
"Me too!" Anya said.
Riley walked into the living room and fainted.
"Knew he was a nanacy boy! He fainted right when he got here." Spike said to Buffy.
"He is not a nanny guy-" Buffy began.
"NANACY BOY."
"That too, he was just.." She paused, "Surpised?"
"Whatever, that boy is weak and you know it."
"He's not weak-" Buffy was interrupted by Tara.
"H-he cried on the movie Bambi."
Xander, Giles and Spike chuckled.
"What, that's sweet, he has feelings! And he's.. EMOTIONAL."
"I'm so emotional.." Xander sang under his breath causing Willow to laugh.
"Slayers don't need bloody 'emotional' boyfriends.. At least not that.." he pointed to Riley's stiff yet large body, "Emotional."
"He has a point." Xander said.
"I thought you were my friend and you backed me up 110%," Buffy snapped her fingers, "with no exceptions! You people are on my back 24/7!"
"24/7??" Giles asked.
"Oh god, somebody shoot me!" Buffy said, "It means 24 hours and seven days a week!" Giles had a blank expression on his face. "You know what!?! I'm sitting next to Tara." She moved over to Tara, "At least she backs me up!"
"Hey! Okay you're right cause Riley is alittle you know freakish. I mean he's not as rad as Xander!"
"What!" Anya's voice had what seemed like a Vikings' period accent, "You stay away from my suitor!"
"Now you want me.. I d' think so girlfriend, or should I say X-GIRLFRIEND!" Xander got up and sat down next to Willow.
"What is happening here?" Giles got up and left the room to get some water no the 'forgotten' Riley.
"Got any gum?" Buffy asked Tara. "Since ykno' cause your like my bestest friend now."
"Sorry no. But we could go to the mall and go check out guys." Tara said as she looked over her nails.
"You like guys now? You've liked guys? Since when?" Willow was getting painicked because Xander was massaging her shoulders.
"NO! I just like looking at their cute girlfriends." Tara covered up, actually she had a crush on Giles who left the room. And possibly one on Spike.
"Umm, Buffy c-could you hand me that notepad..please?" Spike said.
"Sure, cutey." She handed him the notepad. "Found something??"
"Yeah, think I did." Spike started blushing like mad, he started to write like mad. And he kept looking at Buffy.
"mmuppkkrr." Riley woke he looked diretly at Buffy. "W-who are you?" Buffy didn't even budge. "Like your girlfriend.. BUFFY! So Tara can you drive cause there's this like thing about me and cars.."
"BUT YOU'RE A KID."
"You just got that sunshine?" Spike was directly at Buffy when he said that and went back to writing something.
"BUT, BUT.."
"If you like say 'but' one more time." Buffy started.
" BUT!!! "
"Oh shut-up!" Anya screamed.
"Yes please." Spike said STILL writing.
"But.."
"Grukij Vougt Shush." Tara said.
Riley stood there looking like he was talking but nothing came out of his mouth.
"Good, that will you're fat mouth, freak." Tara said.
"You are totally my offical new best friend." Buffy said.
"WHAT!" Willow shouted.
"Yes, Tara backs me up."
"I back you up BITCH!" Willow screamed she stood up. "Like the time 'Oh poor me my BF is EVIL' cause we had sex. Boo-WHO."
"I'm sorry I thought I heard a 'FORMER' friend!" Buffy said and looked at her BF. "I want to break up."
Riley mouthed 'WHAT?'
"Yo' heard her. Leave." Tara said
Riley mouthed 'BUT!'
"That's it Banish herfd mouth."
Riley disappeared.
"Totally slammin' Tare." Buffy and Tara did the high-five.
"Very awesome!" Xander said. "Willow do you want to go out with me?"
"I have a girlfriend, gay here."
"No, go ahead. I lied I love boys. Where is Giles."
"Don't go there girl." Anya jumped up. "He's my man."
"Wana bet bitch."
"I like this new side Tare."
"What can I say.. I got the groove."
"Let's fight right now. Unless you're not man enough. And no magic."
"Let's go."
Anya jumped Tara and they started punching eachother in the face and rolling over one another.
Buffy grabbed Anya and Spike grabbed Tara. They calmed down and went to help Giles.
Buffy sat next to Spike and tried to see what he was writing.
"Umm, please don't read it. I-I-it's not done." He held the notebook to his chest." He looked into her eyes.
"What is it?"
"I'll let you read it when it's done."
"k'" She winked at him causing him to blush.
Giles ran into the room, Tara and Anya following him and giving eachother dirty looks that could kill.
"We have to reverse this or, or-"
"Spit it out G-man." Xander stopped his make-out seesion with Willow.
"We turn into our teenage sevles."
"What I don't feel like I'm my teenage self I feel normal- wait never mind." Xander said.
"Oh damn." Everyone looked at Buffy, "We have to go to the mall for a haircut Tara, I look so 80's."
A/N Cute? Not so cute? Actually showing it's rating? Please review. Thanx and I made Tara and Buffy friends because y'kno blondes are like so kewl! Ok I'll stop. Plez review.
