Hi everyone!!!! Continuance of my story is here. I actually got 2 reviews!!! Whoo-hoo!!!

This story is dedicated to my reviewers, and my Lord of the Rings action figures (shoutout to Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Pippen, and Moustache the Moria Orc)!!!!!!

For the disclaimer, read chapter 1.

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"Do you not recognize me? It is I, Aragorn!!" said a creaky voice.

"Really? You do not sound like Aragorn," said Legolas suspiciously. At this moment, he realized that he had a lighter with him for some strange reason (probably left by one of the hobbits) in his pocket (his other one). He flicked it on, and saw that it indeed was Aragorn, but not the real one. It was a sculpture of him made out of celery (most likely made by a rabid fan girl)!!!

"Interesting…" said Legolas.

"What?" asked Celery Aragorn.

"Oh….nothing," said Legolas. He turned around and left. Celery Aragorn followed. As he walked past the jellybeans, he took out his bow and arrows. The jellybeans recoiled, as they didn't dare attack anything made out of celery. They all waved their plastic butter knives in the air angrily. But the giant jellybean was not afraid of a car part sculpture. It lunged at Celery Aragorn, but he dodged just in time. The giant jellybean couldn't get up, as it was so heavy, so 5 minutes later, a herd of staplers started to devour it. A painful "moooooooo" was heard coming from the jellybean. Legolas and Celery Aragorn ran away. As they were further and further away, they slowed down their pace.

"Thank you my friend. You chased those horrid jellybeans away!" said Legolas gratefully.

"Yes, well, now I have to go find Arwen. She's made of potatoes. I have to protect my precious Arwen so the potato-eating pencil sharpeners don't eat her," said Celery Aragorn.

"I see….well, I guess I'll be seeing you around sometime or something," said Legolas. He left.



So, how did you like that chapter??? Tell me in a review, or email me. Flames will be deleted and if you are signed in, then it will stay up and be ridiculed at, also can be used to light Leggie's way in the dark when he needs it. I need at least 3 GOOD reviews to continue this story (YuFei, you don't count, haha. Wait, of course it's not you, it's always "Legolas" or "Frodo" or some other character name). Well, that's all. PEACE!!!