SO…….back again with yet another scary chapter. What will happen now? Read on and find out!!! These chapters get crappier and crappier. ::sigh:: Oh well, I try. And in the previous chapter, please disregard the words "car parts" if they happen to come up. Instead, replace them with "celery." Oh, and I don't care about the "I have to get blah and blah review so I can continue" anymore. It takes too long, and YuFie makes up for most of them. OK, continue. And don't forget to review!!!!!!!

Merry: And she means it too!! ::shudders:: She scares me.

Author: Merry….do not test the limits of the author!!

Merry: ::shudders::

Pippen: Mushrooms!!!

Author: You'd better eat them all before the chickens get them!!

Pippen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! evil chickens……..

Author: ::chuckles evilly::

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Legolas walked along the small stream when he heard something in the distance. Many sounds of squealing could be heard. Closer and closer. All of a sudden, 1,283 rabid fan girls came charging through the trees. Legolas shouted, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" and ran as fast as he could. He would rather be attacked by 45 different jellybeans than *fan girls*. Legolas tore through the trees and underbrush, the branches snagging his perfect Elvish hair and clothing. All of a sudden, a pair of chickens [a./n.: not the live ones, the ones that come in the packages in the supermarket] came into view. The smaller one had a tuxedo and top hat on, and the larger one had an elegant evening dress on, complete with high-heeled shoes and a string of pearls. They came up to Legolas.

"BLUCK BLUCK CAW CAW BUCKAW?" asked the smaller chicken.

"Um, sorry, I don't speak chicken," said Legolas rather hastily [a./n.: don't be hasty!!!].

"BUCK BUCK CLUCK CLUCK," said the chicken indignantly. It "looked" at the other chicken disbelievingly and they both macarena-ed away. Legolas continued to run. The fan girls were only a few feet away, and he would be no match for them.

"Legolas!!!! Legolas!!! Why must you run when you know that you need to be with me?!?!?" screamed one of the girls.

"SHUT UP, BIOTCH, Legolas is mine!!!!! We're gonna have 3 kids, and we'll all live happily ever after!!!!!" screamed another.

Must get away, must get away, thought Legolas. He tripped over a stray electrical plug, but quickly got up.

"I NEED HELP!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!" cried Legolas. All of a sudden, the whole Fellowship popped out of thin air, even Boromir.

"Ello, Legolas," said Pippen.

"HieveryoneIcan'treallystoptotalkrightnowbecause1,283rabidfangirlsarechasing meandifwestopnowthentheywillsurelygetme!!!!!!!!!!"said Legolas hastily once again.

"Oh, OK," said Frodo. The reunited Fellowship went to the nearby chicken dance (that's why those chickens were dressed up). Gandalf knew how to speak Chicken and asked them all to help Legolas. The chickens agreed to help Legolas, except the couple that ran across Legolas.

"They say that you offended them," said Gandalf.

"Huh? What did I ever do to them?!?!" exclaimed Legolas.

"BLUCK BLUCKAW BUCK BUCK?" Gandalf asked the chicken.

"BUCBUCBUCKAW!!!!!!! CLUCK CLUCK!!!!!" the chicken erupted in fury.

"You were thinking 'wow, those chickens look really ridiculous in their attire.' At least, that's what he says. Chickens can telepathically read minds, you know," said Gandalf wisely.

"But I was thinking in Common Tongue!!! How could he translate that into Chicken speech?" said Legolas. Gandalf shrugged.

"Oh….well, tell him I'm sorry, and I didn't know," said Legolas.

"BUCKAW," said Gandalf to the chicken. The chicken looked reluctantly at Legolas and crossed its arms. Then it "sighed" and agreed.

"Well, that was certainly interesting," whispered Merry. Gimli, Boromir, Aragorn, Pippen, Frodo, and Sam nodded in agreement. The Company and the army of chickens started to march towards the fan girls. The girls squealed with delightment.

"IT'S LEGOLAS!!!! AND FRODO!!!!!!! AND ARAGORN!!!!!!!!" cried the fan girls.

"Uh oh," said Frodo and Aragorn.

"And it's Sam!!!" screamed a girl. She was the only one to do so. All of the other girls looked at her, and one of them said, "EW!!!!!!! Sam is UGLY!!!!!!" At these words, Sam burst into tears. Frodo patted him on the back.

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MADE MY SAM CRY!!!!!" said the Sam fan girl, "Poor Sam!!!" She started beating up the fan girl who dissed Sam.

As the rest of the crowd started cheering them, the Fellowship and A.o.C. started to sneak away. They all managed to escape without a single fan girl noticing. They all thanked the chickens, Legolas most of all. The chickens left, forming into a conga line and dancing away.

"Well, that was certainly interesting," said Pippen. They all nodded in agreement.

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