A/n- I'm BACK!!!!!!! (MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA) OK enough of that, so sry I couldn't update here's the low down, I couldn't come up with pple to be angel and stuff but now I do.

Angel- Louis from Even Stevens

Fred- Ren from Even Stevens (only cuz she's responsible and stuff)

Gunn- TJ from smart guy

Wes- Daniel R. or Harry Potter from **duh** Harry Potter

Cordi- Miranda from Even Stevens (if you know someone who's better for her tell me plez she's the only one I could think of.)

Loren- well he's himself so yeah.

So here we gooooooooooooo

"Hey Giles." Fred said timidly.

"Who are they?" Cordy said bluntly pointing over to Spike and Buffy's current position. "Ohmygosh are those the new Capri jeans from hot topic?" Mini Cordy skipped over to the coach.

Spike hesitantly let Buffy sit up to talk to the caffeine-driven Barbie doll.

"Yeah, they were on sale 35% percent off. It was so great and I got a matching-"

"Oh come ON!" Gunn shouted. "I had to listen to 2 and half hours of this sh- "

"GUNN! LANGUAGE!" Fred half screamed.

"You are so comely when you are mad." Wes said as he made his way to the wall.

Fred blushed a deep red and sat on a barstool. She sighed, "Giles I'm going insane, what do we have to do?"

"What does comely mean?" Xander wondered aloud as he pulled away from Willow's lips.

Fred sighed deeply. "It means that it's attractive! Really, don't you pick up a dictionary you illiterate moron!"

"Just because I'm not a nerd with red hair who does nothing to do but study all freaking day doesn't mean I'm ill- elle- whatever you said. Nerds all the same, and he" Xander pointed toward Wes, "Was wrong cuz you're not coplm- come- attractive! ALL nerds are ugly."

"Way to go Xander!" Giles pointed behind him.

Willow's face was red and stained from the deluge of tears running down her petite face.

"Will, I didn't-"

"Save it Alexander Harris, I don't want to talk or look at you ever again!" With that she run past Angel and Loren up the staircase and into Giles' room. Where a loud SLAM was heard and the distinct sound of a lock.

"Poor pancake," Loren said, "well," he slapped his hands together, "how do we break the spell?"

"It's quite simple really, we get everyone who's been changed then I say a few a magic words, sprinkle a few herbs on your heads then poof," Giles made a wide gesture with his manly arms, "all done."

"That's it?" Gunn's face twisted up in his question pose.

"Yep." Giles popped the p.

"Have you been drinking?" Tara said with an uncertain face.

"Double yep." Again he popped the p and started giggling madly.

"Oh goody now I can my naughty way with you!" Anya boasted.

"Oh lovely I'm stuck with a drunk watcher, a bizarre freak who wants Giles, a singing orb reading demon, a distraught red head, and a bunch of hormonal teenagers?" Angel said.

Everyone looked and each other and said "YEP!" popping the P.

"That wasn't finny." Angel said quickly with a straight brooding face.

"See that's why we never would have worked out," Buffy began, "you have absolutely no sense of humor!"

"Damn straight." Spike said but quickly apologized to Fred for his improper language in front of ladies. He caught Buffy's hand and held it in a protective/boyfriend way.

"WHAT IN THE HELL!" Angel roared. "GET YOUR HAND OFF HER HAND NOW BOY!"

"No." Spike removed his hand and put his arm around Buffy's slim shoulders.

"That's it no more Mr. Nice broody vampire I'm gonna kick your-" Loren covered his mouth.

"'Ey back-off jelly donut." Spike half-heartly yelled.

"Your boyfriend is so tight girl." Cordy said as she nudged her shoulder.

"He's not my boyfriend,"

"Ha, I knew you're just a sad piece of sh-" Angel stopped in mid sentence. He turned slowly around. Giles had a gun.

"Sleepy, sleep." Angel fell to his knees and then to the ground sleeping peacefully.

"It's a madhouse here!" Fred went upstairs Wes eyeing her body. "I'll be up with Willow."

"What d'you mean I'm not your boyfriend love. Was it a joke." Spike could fell the tears welling up in his snowy blue eyes.

"No, you just never asked me to be." Busy placed her soft lotioned hand to his face.

"Oh, well I thought that you'd just assume-" He was cut off by Buffy placing a soft kiss to his lips.

Spike pulled her on his lap and nuzzled into her neck.

"Well that's interesting." Wes yawned. "Let's do the spell already, I'm getting bored!"

"Took the words right outta my mouth brother." Gunn sighed.

"I'm not your damn brother for the a millionth time!"

"LANGUAGE WES!" Fred yelled from upstairs.

"Bloody hell, that's weird." Wes said.

"Okay, y'kno I'm technically the adult cause I'm the tallest so, Xand-man you get the apple and plum. Wes you find the spell book cause mini G is sloshed, Spike and Buffy,"

They looked up with innocent eyes,

"You stay their cause you are the cutest peas in a pot."

This caused Buffy to blush.

"Gunn, make me something to drink cause I'm gonna fix you jellybellies up and we're going to a Cher concert!"