Here again with chapter 4. You know what? Legolas needs those socks pretty
soon. I have to make this fic come to an ending *soon*. ::sniff sniff::
Yes, I will miss writing this story soon, but for the mean
time.......hehe.....-_~
Disclaimer: since there are more characters, i have to make *another* disclaimer. ok, here we go: all characters of the Fellowship and in the LotR books all belong to Tolkien. All other characters belong to me. Wait, the paperclip and the pickle belong to my friend Brian. I think. I dunno, he was like, blah, and I was like, blah, and we blah-ed, so you know. And Rita's Water Ice belong to themselves.
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"OK, I'm hot and thirsty now," said Legolas.
"Me too," said Pippen.
"Me three," said Aragorn.
"Me -" said Boromir.
"OK, OK, we get the point, we get the point!!" said Gandalf.
"Hey, there's a Rita's Water Ice not too far from here!! We can go there!!!" said Legolas, using his excellent Elvish sight to scope out the Rita's. They all walked along, guided by Legolas and Gandalf. At last, they arrived.
"HEY!!!!!!! I just remembered something!!" exclaimed Frodo.
"And what would that be?" said Gandalf.
"Today is the first day of spring!!!!!! We get free water ice on the first day of spring at Rita's!!!" said Frodo. The others "ooh-ed" and "ahh-ed."
They were all enlightened by the prospect of free water ice. At last, they arrived. There was a large crowd surrounding the windows. Behind one of the windows, a rather harassed looking paperclip was taking orders from the customers. A pickle was scooping out water ice.
"It seems rather crowded," said Sam.
"Well, that's because it's free!! Who would miss the chance of *free* water ice?" said Aragorn. Sam shrugged.
"I suppose you're right," said Sam.
"HEY!! MOVE!!!!" Some of the more violent customers shoved and pushed them. A girl with glasses and who was clutching a package was screaming, "NO!! It's my ring!!!! You can't take it!!!!!!!!!!" to another girl who was trying to take a small ring around her neck.
"Weirdo," said Frodo.
They waited.......and waited......... The crowd grew......and grew....... They amused themselves by watching that strange girl.
"STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY FREAKIN' RING!!!!!!!!", "THEY'RE DENTING MY ACTION FIGURE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!", and "STOP DENTING MY ACTION FIGURE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!" frequently came from the girl. The pushing and shoving became more frequent and violent as they neared the window. Finally, it was their turn.
"Uh, hi, can I have a, uh, lemba water ice?" said Legolas to the paper clip.
"Sorry, we don't have, uh, *lemba* flavored water ice, please pick from the list provided at the right, please," said the paper clip.
"Oh....well, I'll have lime then," said Legolas [a./n. lime water ice is the best!!!!!].
"Can I have a chocolate water ice?" said Gandalf.
"Cherry," said Pippen.
"Lemon," said Merry.
"Strawberry," said Aragorn.
"Blueberry," said Boromir.
"Watermelon," said Frodo.
"Root beer," said Sam.
"Raspberry," said Gimli. The pickle worked as hard as it could to fill the nine orders of water ice. Finally, it was finished, and everyone got their water ice.
"Yummy," said Pippen, with traces of cherry water ice all around his mouth.
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!! BRAINFREEZE!!!!!" cried Gandalf.
Merry and Pippen chuckled. The image of Gandalf running around with his fingers massaging his temples was enough to make any hobbit laugh.
All of a sudden, a bright red little kiddie wagon drove towards them, powered by angry cheese curls who seemed madly to want to get away. Legolas backed away from them. Celery Aragorn and a figure made of potatoes pulled up in their vehicle.
"Oh, hello Celery Aragorn. And I'm assuming that this is Potato Arwen?" said Legolas.
"Hello Legolas. Yes this is Potato Arwen. Do you like the new ride?" said Celery Aragorn.
"An uncanny resemblance to the real Arwen! And myself!!" said Aragorn.
"Um, sure Celery Aragorn. Do you know where a tailor may be? I need to know because I need to make these cabbages-" he takes out the cabbage leaves, which have all wilted by now, "into socks."
"As a matter of fact, all the tailors have all moved over the sea due to an invasion of evil moustached-turnips in their land. Their crops are all destroyed because of these wicked vermin," said Celery Aragorn.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I need new socks!!!!! Cabbage socks, since I have socks made of about every single material except cabbages!!!!!!!!" said Legolas. He looked like he was going to have a heart attack.
"Don't worry!! My Potato Arwen here can do miracles with a needle!!! She'll sew your socks for you!!" said Celery Aragorn. Potato Arwen grinned as best as a sculpture made completely out of potatoes can.
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How will the socks turn out after a potato sculpture has been through with them? The crappiest chapter yet....I'm losing my touch. But I had to write this because I got some free water ice and I told my friend that I would write about this. And the girl with the glasses......gee, I wonder who that is.....Anyway, please be kind in your reviews, I know I'm losing my touch, but I'll try to make the next chapter better than this one. well, ~BuH bAi!!!!
"Be kind to your web-footed friends
For that duck may be somebody's mother,
She lives on the edge of a swamp
Where the weather is always damp.
You may think that this is the end,
Well it is but to prove that you're all liars,
We're going to sing it again,
But only this time we will sing a little higher.
[Repeat the song but sing it a bit higher. Continue for as many rounds as you can stand! Last verse is:]
You may think that this is the end....
Well you're right!"
Disclaimer: since there are more characters, i have to make *another* disclaimer. ok, here we go: all characters of the Fellowship and in the LotR books all belong to Tolkien. All other characters belong to me. Wait, the paperclip and the pickle belong to my friend Brian. I think. I dunno, he was like, blah, and I was like, blah, and we blah-ed, so you know. And Rita's Water Ice belong to themselves.
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"OK, I'm hot and thirsty now," said Legolas.
"Me too," said Pippen.
"Me three," said Aragorn.
"Me -" said Boromir.
"OK, OK, we get the point, we get the point!!" said Gandalf.
"Hey, there's a Rita's Water Ice not too far from here!! We can go there!!!" said Legolas, using his excellent Elvish sight to scope out the Rita's. They all walked along, guided by Legolas and Gandalf. At last, they arrived.
"HEY!!!!!!! I just remembered something!!" exclaimed Frodo.
"And what would that be?" said Gandalf.
"Today is the first day of spring!!!!!! We get free water ice on the first day of spring at Rita's!!!" said Frodo. The others "ooh-ed" and "ahh-ed."
They were all enlightened by the prospect of free water ice. At last, they arrived. There was a large crowd surrounding the windows. Behind one of the windows, a rather harassed looking paperclip was taking orders from the customers. A pickle was scooping out water ice.
"It seems rather crowded," said Sam.
"Well, that's because it's free!! Who would miss the chance of *free* water ice?" said Aragorn. Sam shrugged.
"I suppose you're right," said Sam.
"HEY!! MOVE!!!!" Some of the more violent customers shoved and pushed them. A girl with glasses and who was clutching a package was screaming, "NO!! It's my ring!!!! You can't take it!!!!!!!!!!" to another girl who was trying to take a small ring around her neck.
"Weirdo," said Frodo.
They waited.......and waited......... The crowd grew......and grew....... They amused themselves by watching that strange girl.
"STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY FREAKIN' RING!!!!!!!!", "THEY'RE DENTING MY ACTION FIGURE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!", and "STOP DENTING MY ACTION FIGURE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!" frequently came from the girl. The pushing and shoving became more frequent and violent as they neared the window. Finally, it was their turn.
"Uh, hi, can I have a, uh, lemba water ice?" said Legolas to the paper clip.
"Sorry, we don't have, uh, *lemba* flavored water ice, please pick from the list provided at the right, please," said the paper clip.
"Oh....well, I'll have lime then," said Legolas [a./n. lime water ice is the best!!!!!].
"Can I have a chocolate water ice?" said Gandalf.
"Cherry," said Pippen.
"Lemon," said Merry.
"Strawberry," said Aragorn.
"Blueberry," said Boromir.
"Watermelon," said Frodo.
"Root beer," said Sam.
"Raspberry," said Gimli. The pickle worked as hard as it could to fill the nine orders of water ice. Finally, it was finished, and everyone got their water ice.
"Yummy," said Pippen, with traces of cherry water ice all around his mouth.
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!! BRAINFREEZE!!!!!" cried Gandalf.
Merry and Pippen chuckled. The image of Gandalf running around with his fingers massaging his temples was enough to make any hobbit laugh.
All of a sudden, a bright red little kiddie wagon drove towards them, powered by angry cheese curls who seemed madly to want to get away. Legolas backed away from them. Celery Aragorn and a figure made of potatoes pulled up in their vehicle.
"Oh, hello Celery Aragorn. And I'm assuming that this is Potato Arwen?" said Legolas.
"Hello Legolas. Yes this is Potato Arwen. Do you like the new ride?" said Celery Aragorn.
"An uncanny resemblance to the real Arwen! And myself!!" said Aragorn.
"Um, sure Celery Aragorn. Do you know where a tailor may be? I need to know because I need to make these cabbages-" he takes out the cabbage leaves, which have all wilted by now, "into socks."
"As a matter of fact, all the tailors have all moved over the sea due to an invasion of evil moustached-turnips in their land. Their crops are all destroyed because of these wicked vermin," said Celery Aragorn.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I need new socks!!!!! Cabbage socks, since I have socks made of about every single material except cabbages!!!!!!!!" said Legolas. He looked like he was going to have a heart attack.
"Don't worry!! My Potato Arwen here can do miracles with a needle!!! She'll sew your socks for you!!" said Celery Aragorn. Potato Arwen grinned as best as a sculpture made completely out of potatoes can.
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How will the socks turn out after a potato sculpture has been through with them? The crappiest chapter yet....I'm losing my touch. But I had to write this because I got some free water ice and I told my friend that I would write about this. And the girl with the glasses......gee, I wonder who that is.....Anyway, please be kind in your reviews, I know I'm losing my touch, but I'll try to make the next chapter better than this one. well, ~BuH bAi!!!!
"Be kind to your web-footed friends
For that duck may be somebody's mother,
She lives on the edge of a swamp
Where the weather is always damp.
You may think that this is the end,
Well it is but to prove that you're all liars,
We're going to sing it again,
But only this time we will sing a little higher.
[Repeat the song but sing it a bit higher. Continue for as many rounds as you can stand! Last verse is:]
You may think that this is the end....
Well you're right!"
