DUN DUN DUN!!!!! What happens when Potato Arwen sews Leggie's socks? Could
this possibly be the last chapter of the story? Read on and find out!!! And
don't remember not to review!!!!!! Ha...ha...it's one of those double
negative things.....oh never mind. Just continue with the story. And don't
remember not to review!!! And don't flame me with crap about how "ok, just
to let you know, u're story SUCKS i mean, i cant stand to read
it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how can you disgrace legolas' hotness and exquisite
abilities by making him try and sew himself CABBAGE LEAF
SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please, go get u'reself a LIFE" and "WTF you are
making a foolish story to poke fun at one of the greatist stories ever
told. Get a life and write your own shit. Don't use someone else's story as
a basis to make it look like a foolish story." [actual reviews]
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"I might take a while, you know," said Potato Arwen. A sewing machine *magically* popped out of nowhere.
"No, matter, you can take as long as you want, as long as I have a decent pair of cabbage socks," said Legolas. So Potato Arwen started to sew. Legolas, the rest of the Company, and Celery Aragorn started singing, "Be Kind to Your Web-Footed Friends."
"Be kind to your web-footed friends, for that duck maybe somebody's mother, she lives on the edge of the swamp, where the weather is always damp!" they bolted out at the top of their lungs. After a few hours, and singing themselves hoarse, Arwen was done.
"Close your eyes, Legolas," said Potato Arwen. Legolas obeyed.
"OK, now you can open them."
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS CABBAGE LEAVES???? THE SOCKS LOOK DEFORMED NOW!!" said Legolas. And indeed they were. One of the socks were smaller than the other, and the other was........un-sock-like. Legolas started hyperventilating [a./n. in that oh-so-sexy way that he can, hehe. oh no, i hope i don't start talking like this.]. Everyone laughed at Legolas and his sad, sad looking socks.
"Wonderful, now I need more cabbage leaves to make new socks, since Potato Arwen kind of WRECKED the ones that I previously had," said Legolas. He was absolutely fuming. Potato Arwen chuckled nervously.
"Well, I thought that I could sew pretty well," said Potato Arwen. Legolas glared at her. Legolas turned to Celery Aragorn.
"I thought you said that she could sew!!" Legolas said to him.
"Well, I thought that she could too, but I guess I was wrong," said Celery Aragorn, shrugging. Legolas slapped his forehead in exasperation.
"Do you know how long it took to find the perfect cabbage leaves for my socks? One, whole, entire day!!!" said Legolas.
"Well, don't worry, I think that I have some cabbage leaves!!" said Pippen.
"Oh, do you now?" said Legolas.
"Well, yes, I brought a whole sack of assorted foods, mostly mushrooms, of course, but there are three or four cabbage leaves in there as well," said Pippen. Legolas looked strangely at Pippen. Then he ran up to him and hugged him tightly. Pippen looked uncomfortable.
"Can't breathe......Legolas is trying to.......kill me...." Pippen managed to spit out.
"Oh, sorry," said Legolas, and let him go. Pippen rubbed his ribs.
"Yay!!! I'm going to have cabbage socks made by a *professional* tailor now!!" Yay!!" Legolas said. He started doing a type of Elvish jig. The Fellowship exchanged glances.
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Legolas," said Gandalf.
"Oh, yeah. I still have to *find* the tailor." said Legolas. He sighed.
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Ha!! I made a plot hole!! My first one!!! I think that, originally, this was going to be the last chapter, but I didn't want to end it yet, and neither did Snitter in Rivendell :-) Thass all, please review (no flames, please)!!!!!!
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"I might take a while, you know," said Potato Arwen. A sewing machine *magically* popped out of nowhere.
"No, matter, you can take as long as you want, as long as I have a decent pair of cabbage socks," said Legolas. So Potato Arwen started to sew. Legolas, the rest of the Company, and Celery Aragorn started singing, "Be Kind to Your Web-Footed Friends."
"Be kind to your web-footed friends, for that duck maybe somebody's mother, she lives on the edge of the swamp, where the weather is always damp!" they bolted out at the top of their lungs. After a few hours, and singing themselves hoarse, Arwen was done.
"Close your eyes, Legolas," said Potato Arwen. Legolas obeyed.
"OK, now you can open them."
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS CABBAGE LEAVES???? THE SOCKS LOOK DEFORMED NOW!!" said Legolas. And indeed they were. One of the socks were smaller than the other, and the other was........un-sock-like. Legolas started hyperventilating [a./n. in that oh-so-sexy way that he can, hehe. oh no, i hope i don't start talking like this.]. Everyone laughed at Legolas and his sad, sad looking socks.
"Wonderful, now I need more cabbage leaves to make new socks, since Potato Arwen kind of WRECKED the ones that I previously had," said Legolas. He was absolutely fuming. Potato Arwen chuckled nervously.
"Well, I thought that I could sew pretty well," said Potato Arwen. Legolas glared at her. Legolas turned to Celery Aragorn.
"I thought you said that she could sew!!" Legolas said to him.
"Well, I thought that she could too, but I guess I was wrong," said Celery Aragorn, shrugging. Legolas slapped his forehead in exasperation.
"Do you know how long it took to find the perfect cabbage leaves for my socks? One, whole, entire day!!!" said Legolas.
"Well, don't worry, I think that I have some cabbage leaves!!" said Pippen.
"Oh, do you now?" said Legolas.
"Well, yes, I brought a whole sack of assorted foods, mostly mushrooms, of course, but there are three or four cabbage leaves in there as well," said Pippen. Legolas looked strangely at Pippen. Then he ran up to him and hugged him tightly. Pippen looked uncomfortable.
"Can't breathe......Legolas is trying to.......kill me...." Pippen managed to spit out.
"Oh, sorry," said Legolas, and let him go. Pippen rubbed his ribs.
"Yay!!! I'm going to have cabbage socks made by a *professional* tailor now!!" Yay!!" Legolas said. He started doing a type of Elvish jig. The Fellowship exchanged glances.
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Legolas," said Gandalf.
"Oh, yeah. I still have to *find* the tailor." said Legolas. He sighed.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha!! I made a plot hole!! My first one!!! I think that, originally, this was going to be the last chapter, but I didn't want to end it yet, and neither did Snitter in Rivendell :-) Thass all, please review (no flames, please)!!!!!!
