bJust a little something I wrote. Notes between Harry and Ron around about 2nd or 3rd year. Hope you enjoy!/b

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Harry- was Hermione just starring at me?

No.

Are you sure? I could have sworn she was starring at me.

No, she wasn't starring at you.

Oh God. Do I have a zit?

No.

Are you sure?

YES!! I'M SURE!!!

Geeze Harry. There's no need to shout.

I didn't shout.

Yes you did.

No! I didn't!!!

There you go again!

What are you talking about?

Obviously you never learned proper note etiquette. When you use all capitalized letters or multiple explanation points or question marks that would be considered shouting.

Right. And where did you learn this?

Harry, please. Everyone knows this stuff.

Obviously not.

Okay, everyone except Harry Potter.

Well now I fell left out.

You should. THERE! Again! Hermione was starring at me!

No, she wasn't.

Yes she was! I saw her. You must be blind man. Those glasses of yours aren't working right or something. Perhaps you should get Hermione to check them out.

My glasses are working just fine, thank you. Maybe you're the one that needs to get your eyes checked out.

You wish. Do I have something on my face?

No.

Anything in my teeth?

No.

Something that would cause someone to stare at me in my hair then?

No.

Are you sure? Because you're also the one who thought that Hermione wasn't starring at me when she obviously was.

Ron, she was not starring at you for Merlin's sake.

Now look who's being Mr. Safe with the note writing!

What? I thought that I had to have the right bloody not etiquette!

Well sometimes you can just tell when someone wants to yell but their writing is all 'nice'. It's just not right.

Oh sod off!

You're so sensitive.

Please. ... Okay that time she was sooo starring at you.

Told ya!

The end!