Hi. I'm sleeping as I'm writing this, don't mind the typos, if any should
appear. Back with chapter 6, don't flame me saying crap. flames will be
posted in the next chapter and laughed at. Ha. Ha. Ha. I start this at
12:29 AM of March Twenty-Third, Two Thousand and One. OK, enough rambling
from a sleep deprived child. Go on. Read. Review. Knock yourself out.
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That night, it was Legolas's turn to watch. There were many dangers in this part of Mirkwood, the Jelly Belly jellybeans, rabid fan girls, potato- eating pencil sharpeners, and staplers being only a small percentage of them. As Legolas was about to doze off, totally unaware of a young stapler creeping into his bag, Frodo walked to him.
"So Legolas, what do you plan to do, now that you know that Arwen doesn't sew, and all the tailors have gone over the sea?" Frodo asked Legolas.
"Well, I'm thinking that I shall go over the sea as well," said Legolas thoughtfully, as thoughtful as a half-asleep elf could possibly be.
"But only for a pair of socks?" said Frodo. He raised an eyebrow.
"Well, yes. I've heard from reliable sources that socks made of cabbage can make the wearer have interesting powers. Such as being able to turn anything into thick woolen sweaters, and maybe even *piano benches*." said Legolas. He shuddered with excitement.
"Oh. I see why you would want some cabbage socks then," said Frodo, half sarcastic, half serious [a./n. is that possible?].
"Hmm..." said Legolas. He was asleep again. Frodo sighed and stayed up for his shift. All of a sudden, a loud noise could be heard. BEEP!!!! BEEP!!! BEEP!!! Alarmed, Frodo woke up Legolas.
"LEGOLAS!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!" yelled Frodo. He succeeded in waking everyone else but Legolas up.
"What is wrong, Frodo?" asked Aragorn.
"There is a loud noise!!!" said Frodo.
"Coming from where?" said Aragorn.
"I don't know, but I think that it is coming from all around us!!! We're surrounded!!!" said Frodo.
"Draw out your sword, Frodo!!!" said Aragorn. Frodo did so, and when he pulled Sting out, it glowed vivid lime green with some purple stripes. He turned to Aragorn.
"What does this mean, Aragorn? Sting has never glowed these colors before!!" said Frodo. Aragorn gasped.
"They're back!! They're back!!" was all that Aragorn would say. Then, the noise grew even louder. As the first one stepped out of the trees, into the clearing, they all looked upon it with fearful eyes. A piano armed with an alarm clock radio advanced towards them. They all gasped. Then a harpischord with a bottle of Herbal Essences shampoo came next to it. They were all surrounded by keyboard instruments!!!!!
"Legolas, throw your deformed cabbage socks at them!!!" Boromir yelled. Legolas started searching for the cabbage leaves that Potato Arwen had wrecked. He found them, and he started ripping them up and chucking the little pieces at the army of keyboard instruments. They recoiled and started rolling on their wheels back where they came from. The Fellowship all sighed with relief. They had, for now, defeated the keyboarded army.
"I'm tired," said Legolas.
"We're hungry," said the hobbits in unison. Pippen saw the bottle of Herbal Essences that the harpischord left behind. He flipped open the lid, sniffed it, poured some on his hand, and licked it.
"Herbal Essences shampoo tastes pretty good," he said with mouthful of shampoo. Everyone held out their hands so Pippen could squirt some out of the bottle, except Legolas. He was snoring loudly, lying on the ground.
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How was that? Don't ask about the whole shampoo part, even I, the author, do not understand myself. So, please tell me if you like this or not, in your review (I will trust that you will review? Please?). Next chapter will hopefully be more interesting than this one. At this rate, who knows when this story will end??
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That night, it was Legolas's turn to watch. There were many dangers in this part of Mirkwood, the Jelly Belly jellybeans, rabid fan girls, potato- eating pencil sharpeners, and staplers being only a small percentage of them. As Legolas was about to doze off, totally unaware of a young stapler creeping into his bag, Frodo walked to him.
"So Legolas, what do you plan to do, now that you know that Arwen doesn't sew, and all the tailors have gone over the sea?" Frodo asked Legolas.
"Well, I'm thinking that I shall go over the sea as well," said Legolas thoughtfully, as thoughtful as a half-asleep elf could possibly be.
"But only for a pair of socks?" said Frodo. He raised an eyebrow.
"Well, yes. I've heard from reliable sources that socks made of cabbage can make the wearer have interesting powers. Such as being able to turn anything into thick woolen sweaters, and maybe even *piano benches*." said Legolas. He shuddered with excitement.
"Oh. I see why you would want some cabbage socks then," said Frodo, half sarcastic, half serious [a./n. is that possible?].
"Hmm..." said Legolas. He was asleep again. Frodo sighed and stayed up for his shift. All of a sudden, a loud noise could be heard. BEEP!!!! BEEP!!! BEEP!!! Alarmed, Frodo woke up Legolas.
"LEGOLAS!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!" yelled Frodo. He succeeded in waking everyone else but Legolas up.
"What is wrong, Frodo?" asked Aragorn.
"There is a loud noise!!!" said Frodo.
"Coming from where?" said Aragorn.
"I don't know, but I think that it is coming from all around us!!! We're surrounded!!!" said Frodo.
"Draw out your sword, Frodo!!!" said Aragorn. Frodo did so, and when he pulled Sting out, it glowed vivid lime green with some purple stripes. He turned to Aragorn.
"What does this mean, Aragorn? Sting has never glowed these colors before!!" said Frodo. Aragorn gasped.
"They're back!! They're back!!" was all that Aragorn would say. Then, the noise grew even louder. As the first one stepped out of the trees, into the clearing, they all looked upon it with fearful eyes. A piano armed with an alarm clock radio advanced towards them. They all gasped. Then a harpischord with a bottle of Herbal Essences shampoo came next to it. They were all surrounded by keyboard instruments!!!!!
"Legolas, throw your deformed cabbage socks at them!!!" Boromir yelled. Legolas started searching for the cabbage leaves that Potato Arwen had wrecked. He found them, and he started ripping them up and chucking the little pieces at the army of keyboard instruments. They recoiled and started rolling on their wheels back where they came from. The Fellowship all sighed with relief. They had, for now, defeated the keyboarded army.
"I'm tired," said Legolas.
"We're hungry," said the hobbits in unison. Pippen saw the bottle of Herbal Essences that the harpischord left behind. He flipped open the lid, sniffed it, poured some on his hand, and licked it.
"Herbal Essences shampoo tastes pretty good," he said with mouthful of shampoo. Everyone held out their hands so Pippen could squirt some out of the bottle, except Legolas. He was snoring loudly, lying on the ground.
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How was that? Don't ask about the whole shampoo part, even I, the author, do not understand myself. So, please tell me if you like this or not, in your review (I will trust that you will review? Please?). Next chapter will hopefully be more interesting than this one. At this rate, who knows when this story will end??
