Hi everyone!!! Thanks for good reviews!!!!!!! I am now on the favorite authors list of *5* people!!! wow!! i'm honored!! i like exclamation points!!!!!!! muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! after rereading the last chapter, i realized that it didn't make sense. Legolas just kind of *woke up* to throw cabbage leaves at the instruments, like my friend pointed out. But then again, most of my story is kind of nonsensical, so that's ok. anyway, continue with the story. don't forget to review!!!!

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After eating an entire economic-sized bottle of shampoo and some of Pippin's mushrooms, the everyone except Legolas, who didn't eat anything before dropping off to sleep. He stretched, yawned, and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. His stomach started growling.

"What's for breakfast?" said Legolas.

"Well, there *was* some Herbal Essences shampoo. There's some at the bottom of the bottle. Want some?" asked Pippin, holding out the bottle to give to Legolas.

"Um….no thanks. I only use shampoo on my hair," said Legolas.

"Suit yourself," said Pippin. He squirted the rest of the shampoo out of the bottle and slurped it up. Suddenly, a small pink figure wearing a diaper came from the trees. He didn't have any arms or hands.

"Hi!! My name is Mr. Nice!! As you can see, I don't have any arms, or hands, but that doesn't stop me from dancing, does it? Would you like to see me dance?" said Mr. Nice.

"Come again!?" said Merry.

"Hi!! My name is Mr. Nice!! As you can see, I don't have any arms, or hands, but that doesn't stop me from dancing, does it? Would you like to see me dance?" he repeated.

"Dance!" said Pippin. Music started playing from nowhere and Mr. Nice started shaking and "boogying" to and fro. He danced away.

"Wow!! That was fun!! Let's do that again sometime!!" said Aragorn. Suddenly, a toilet plodded towards them.

"Hey!! It's a toilet!!" said Pippin. It coughed up a blue retainer and then started singing the Barney song.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said the Fellowship simultaneously. Pippin took the empty Herbal Essences bottle and threw it at the toilet, knocking it out.

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lol. I finally updated!! I hope you're all happy…lol. Please please read and review!!!! Go visit Mr. Nice at:

http://www.columbia.edu/~sjt59/mr_nice.swf