Hi!! I lost the little FLOPPY DISK with the next few chapters, so I'll have to improvise. ::sigh:: um…I have no idea what was supposed to happen in this chapter, so yeah…..if people remember….well, that's not my problem! er…just read it. Review!!!
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"Er…..what do we do now?" asked Merry. They all scratched their heads.
"Well, we could go to Rivendell? I want to visit Arwen!" said Aragorn.
"Yes, and I want to have tea and bubble baths in Rivendell!" said Pippin.
"Why?" asked Frodo.
"Because!! I heard that if you take a bubble bath in Rivendell, you get some sort of magical powers! You can make cheesecloths out of cheese! And cords! You never know when cheesecloths and cords come in handy…." said Pippin to Frodo. They all headed towards the direction of Rivendell. The now half-conscious toilet was now gurgling softly "Grease Lightning" [a./n. ::screams:: PLASTIC…….WRAP……::shudders::].
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(Rivendell)
At Rivendell, they were greeted by Elrond, who just *happened* to know that they were arriving.
"Yo…`sup homes? Ah'd stay and rap wit' ya'll fo' longa, but Ah gotta polish mah blang-blang! An' den Ah gotta rap wit' mah posse! Peace!" said Elrond. He gestured to his huge chain on his neck and went off. The Fellowship made a face similar to this: o.O. They decided to see if there was anything else a bit off about Rivendell, and noticed that Elrond had replaced his rather nice looking house for a huge mansion complete with a swimming pool, and had replaced some of the horses with Mercedes Benz's. Aragorn found Arwen sitting under a tree on a bench, which *surprisingly* was made of some of Elrond's melted "blang-blang." Next to Arwen was a rather plump, white chicken.
"Hello Arwen!" said Aragorn. Arwen stood up and kissed Aragorn. Then Aragorn turned to the Fellowship.
"You don't mind if I want to spend some *alone* time with Arwen, do you? There are certain *things* we want to *do*. The Fellowship then made a face much like this: O_O.
"Oh, ok, Aragorn, you *do* whatever you want to *do*," said Legolas.
"I don't get it. Does Aragorn want to play Twister with Arwen?" asked Pippin cutely, blinking. He didn't exactly *understand*.
"Er…yes, Pippin. We are going to play Twister," said Aragorn, biting his lip. Arwen smiled at him, and giggled. She ruffled Pippin's hair, and she and Aragorn went off to "play Twister."
"Potato Arwen, would you like to "play Twister"?" asked Celery Aragorn. Potato Arwen giggled, and took Celery Aragorn's hand and they ran off.
"I'm going to go off to visit Bilbo," said Frodo.
"I'm coming with you!" said Sam. They ran to Bilbo's dwelling. The chicken that was sitting next to Arwen hopped off the bench. It flew into Legolas's arms.
"HI LEGOLAS!! I'M JOANNA THE CHICKEN! I THINK YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY, COMPLETELY, UTTERLY, ULTIMATELY *GORGEOUS*!!" said the chicken.
"Er….that's nice Joanna…but, I….don't really *like* chickens…." said Legolas.
"Well, if that's the way you feel about me fine! Or are you just playing hard to get? I like guys that play hard to get…" said Joanna.
"No! I'm not playing hard to get, I genuinely do not like chickens!" said Legolas. Joanna ruffled her feathers.
"HUMPH! Fine! Be that way, Legolas Greenleaf. I'll go stalk Frodo and Aragorn then!" she stomped off, kicking dust at Legolas's boots.
"Well, that's really nice," said Legolas, brushing off the dirt.
Um….i think that's what happened in chapter 8. you never know. Lol. Please review!!!!!
