This is not a particularly funny chapter. ::shrugs:: I tried! I TRIED! ::cries:: please read and review!

"Well, we're alone," said Legolas to Boromir, Gimli, and Gandalf. Merry and Pippin had went and started a tea party.

"Maybe we should join the Halflings?" said Boromir. They agreed, and went and looked for the hobbits. Gimli found them in the kitchen.

"We're looking for tea ingredients and cookies!" said Merry. Gimli helped them find some. Legolas, Boromir, and Gandalf were waiting outside. Merry and Pippin lead them to the tea spot. There, they found a toaster and a mailbox.

"Everyone, we want to meet Toaster the toaster and Mailbox the mailbox. Mailbox and Toaster, meet everyone," said Pippin. Merry started pouring out the tea. They all murmured what they wanted with their tea.

"Bdoasidigiasdl," said the Mailbox.

"Sorry, they don't have any biscottis," said Merry.

"I wish everyone else was here," said Gimli.

"Yes, but the vegetable couple would probably be *doing* stuff right under our noses, and we wouldn't know. As for Aragorn and Arwen, well, they need some well deserved happy," said Gandalf. They all shuddered, while Pippin was blinking cutely, not understanding a word.

"What's wrong with playing Twister under our noses? I want to play Twister!" said Pippin.

"Um…Pippin? You don't have anyone to "play Twister" with," Merry pointed out.

"Well….I could find someone! I bet that every Elf in Rivendell would want to play Twister with me!" said Pippin. Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, Boromir, Merry, Toaster and Mailbox: O_O

"Um….maybe, Pip, maybe," said Boromir. They sipped their tea quietly, with Pippin muttering things about Twister quietly to himself occasionally.

:D um…..yez…..please review!