This is the much-anticipated (by those that IM me) chapter with the
subtitle "Seras Uses A Map". I am just praying that this thing actually
turns out to be funny and not just stupid.
And as always, if anything ever comes up for ideas or questions about the Dis- series of mine, just let me know via a review, and I'll consider a chapter to explain it.
~*~Chapter 5~*~
Should Police Chapter's Reverse Side Circumstance
The three vampires employed by the Hellsing Organization had never enjoyed missions on the Continent, especially those that reached the northernmost and southernmost parts of Holland. Of course, the Iscariot Organization had informed Hellsing's current leader of a FREAK problem in Northwest Germany, so out of habit Harker van Hellsing deployed the entire vampire unit to take care of an unknown number of FREAK chipped creatures.
Unfortunately for the group, not a single member had ever been to Maastricht. And while vampires could usually figure out where they were headed to, Harker insisted that the group travel either on foot, as bats, or as fog, and that they were not allowed to use their abilities within fifty kilometers of Maastricht, as the Vatican soldiers may not be too happy to discover more vampires nearby.
"Bloody hell." Seras growled as she stared down at the map laid out on a park bench before the three of them. "Why in God's name would Sir Harker give us a map from the 1700's? I can't even find Amsterdam on this bloody thing."
"Alucard, I need to feed." Argetni smirked as she stared over at the vampire clad in red. "I think that the Lieutenant can figure out how to read a map if we disappear for awhile."
"Go find a mortal."
Pursing her lips in frustration, Argetni walked over to where Alucard was reclining against a tree so as to pluck his tinted glasses from his face. "Alucard, I gave you an order."
"I think I need to go help Seras." Pushing past Argetni, who was now terribly upset at the blatant disobedience of her servant, Alucard pointed randomly to a dot on the map. "That is Maastricht. Go ahead and lead the way."
"Thank you Master!" Seras smiled as she rolled the map up and tucked it away in her uniform, quickly changing in to a swarm of bats and flying away, causing Argetni to growl about the interruption before changing herself. Alucard just watched the two females for a moment with a smirk across his lips before following far behind the both.
~*~*~*~*~
After four hours of travel as a group of bats, Seras Victoria halted the group so she could stare at the map yet again, this time hoping to make some sense out of the relic. She had hoped for Argetni's temper to wane during the flight, but the notorious anger of the succubus rivaled its legendary proportions that night. Unless complaining of the lack of blood or willing partners, Argetni had not spoken anything but insults to Seras for the past four hours.
She didn't even want to think of what happened when Alucard suggested that Argetni needed to remember to feed before missions, as the Organization didn't need a half-starved vampire to baby sit.
So to keep herself occupied, Seras stared intently at the ancient map of Europe.
"Can either of you two help me figure out about how far we are from Maastricht? I think we should have arrived by now. I mean Holland is a small country, and it takes about four hours-"
"Will you shut up?" Argetni growled as she glared at the smaller woman. "Some of us have more important matters to worry about than how damned large Holland is."
Alucard continued chuckling as he leaned against a tree, staring toward the east. "Dawn will be breaking shortly."
Growling, Seras stomped from the two other vampires, annoyed at their lack of help and concern for their present situation. If they wouldn't help her, some random mortal would. Hell, she'd settle for a highway marker or city sign at this point.
At least she had landed near a city, and the walk to the first sign that said something that remotely looked like a town name loomed just in the distance.
"Nordstadt?" Biting her lip, Seras wished she had paid attention to the geography classes in school, as the name appeared to be Dutch, but why would a city in the southern regions of Holland be named Nordstadt? She quickly turned around heading toward where she had left Alucard and Argetni.
"Master-"
"I swear I'm going to drag your sorry ass to Paladin Anderson and let him use you as a pincushion if you don't let me go Alucard. . . ." Argetni growled from the headlock she allowed herself to be held in, as her creator chuckled, much amused at her annoyance.
Sighing, Seras turned right back around, deciding to head a little further east toward the brightest section of this town of Nordstadt. It couldn't be more than two kilometers away from where she was standing, and perhaps she would meet a kindly mortal along the way who could give her directions.
~*~*~*~*~
Letting Argenti free of the restraints, both stronger vampires chuckled as they watched Seras walk off from where the park, heading toward the city nearby.
"I think that Heinkel may have realized we're trespassing on Vatican territory Alucard." The succubus stated as she started walking in the same direction as Seras, waiting to see the Police Girl's reaction to her discovery. "Can you feel the presence of any of Iscariot's members, or am I just overreacting today?"
Nodding, Alucard kept pace with his master, seeing Seras holding the map and staring around at the buildings around the city. "No, Heinkel realizes that we're here. I can get us back in to our own country almost instantly, so let's just watch."
"Good. I don't feel like visiting Harker any time soon. He's a damned fool."
~*~*~*~*~
Seras Victoria stood with the ancient map balled in her right hand, shaking from the anger she was trying to contain. Now she had realized why in God's name she didn't recognize a bloody place they had traveled to. Alucard had pointed to Hannover, Germany, and blindly she followed her master's orders and landed the group in Vatican territory.
She did not need reprimanded by Harker again. . . . .
"I can't believe how bloody ignorant you are Lieutenant." Argetni smirked as she grabbed the map from Seras' hand, folding it properly before placing it in her pocket. "Any fool knows that Maastricht is south of Amsterdam, not due east."
"I WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE AN INCOMPETANT!"
Slapping Argetni hard across the cheek, Seras pulled her handgun, aiming it straight between the succubus' eyes, cocking the trigger as she spoke. "You know what my bullets are made of, and you know that if I empty enough rounds into your skull that you will not get up. So go ahead and try me, little Hellsing."
"Lieutenant Victoria! I order you to stand down!" Raising her own weapon, Argetni glared at the smaller vampire, annoyed that Seras was still holding her weapon. "Place your gun on the ground so we can get out of here before the Vatican sends its lackeys."
"YOU GOD DAMNED BITCH!" Seras screamed, shooting two of her mercury charged silver bullets straight between Argetni's eyes, reveling in the fact that the usually collected Argetni dropped her weapon and fell to the ground with a shriek from shock more than any other reason, shaking as she expelled the bullets from her skull. "IT IS TIME YOU LEARNED RESPECT!"
Unloading the clip in to Argetni's skull, Seras calmed immediately as the bullet casing fell from her handgun, placing it back into its holster on her hip.
Through all of the action, Alucard remained seated on a concrete wall and was now slowly applauding.
"What the hell do you want?" Seras snapped as she glanced over at Alucard after she noticed that Argetni would be all right, as she had already expelled the bullets and was regenerating the holes that the bullets had left.
"You finally have proved yourself Seras Victoria." With a smirk, Alucard stood from his perch on the concrete wall, helping Argetni to her feet after confiscating her gun. "And you have finally been humbled master."
"So this was all a lesson, master?" Seras whispered as she caught pace with the others, standing on the side of Alucard opposite Argetni.
"You'll pay for this Alucard. . . ." Argenti hissed, though she still leaned on her creator for support while she worked the mercury out of her veins.
"Of course I will. I just need to have some fun each decade."
And as always, if anything ever comes up for ideas or questions about the Dis- series of mine, just let me know via a review, and I'll consider a chapter to explain it.
~*~Chapter 5~*~
Should Police Chapter's Reverse Side Circumstance
The three vampires employed by the Hellsing Organization had never enjoyed missions on the Continent, especially those that reached the northernmost and southernmost parts of Holland. Of course, the Iscariot Organization had informed Hellsing's current leader of a FREAK problem in Northwest Germany, so out of habit Harker van Hellsing deployed the entire vampire unit to take care of an unknown number of FREAK chipped creatures.
Unfortunately for the group, not a single member had ever been to Maastricht. And while vampires could usually figure out where they were headed to, Harker insisted that the group travel either on foot, as bats, or as fog, and that they were not allowed to use their abilities within fifty kilometers of Maastricht, as the Vatican soldiers may not be too happy to discover more vampires nearby.
"Bloody hell." Seras growled as she stared down at the map laid out on a park bench before the three of them. "Why in God's name would Sir Harker give us a map from the 1700's? I can't even find Amsterdam on this bloody thing."
"Alucard, I need to feed." Argetni smirked as she stared over at the vampire clad in red. "I think that the Lieutenant can figure out how to read a map if we disappear for awhile."
"Go find a mortal."
Pursing her lips in frustration, Argetni walked over to where Alucard was reclining against a tree so as to pluck his tinted glasses from his face. "Alucard, I gave you an order."
"I think I need to go help Seras." Pushing past Argetni, who was now terribly upset at the blatant disobedience of her servant, Alucard pointed randomly to a dot on the map. "That is Maastricht. Go ahead and lead the way."
"Thank you Master!" Seras smiled as she rolled the map up and tucked it away in her uniform, quickly changing in to a swarm of bats and flying away, causing Argetni to growl about the interruption before changing herself. Alucard just watched the two females for a moment with a smirk across his lips before following far behind the both.
~*~*~*~*~
After four hours of travel as a group of bats, Seras Victoria halted the group so she could stare at the map yet again, this time hoping to make some sense out of the relic. She had hoped for Argetni's temper to wane during the flight, but the notorious anger of the succubus rivaled its legendary proportions that night. Unless complaining of the lack of blood or willing partners, Argetni had not spoken anything but insults to Seras for the past four hours.
She didn't even want to think of what happened when Alucard suggested that Argetni needed to remember to feed before missions, as the Organization didn't need a half-starved vampire to baby sit.
So to keep herself occupied, Seras stared intently at the ancient map of Europe.
"Can either of you two help me figure out about how far we are from Maastricht? I think we should have arrived by now. I mean Holland is a small country, and it takes about four hours-"
"Will you shut up?" Argetni growled as she glared at the smaller woman. "Some of us have more important matters to worry about than how damned large Holland is."
Alucard continued chuckling as he leaned against a tree, staring toward the east. "Dawn will be breaking shortly."
Growling, Seras stomped from the two other vampires, annoyed at their lack of help and concern for their present situation. If they wouldn't help her, some random mortal would. Hell, she'd settle for a highway marker or city sign at this point.
At least she had landed near a city, and the walk to the first sign that said something that remotely looked like a town name loomed just in the distance.
"Nordstadt?" Biting her lip, Seras wished she had paid attention to the geography classes in school, as the name appeared to be Dutch, but why would a city in the southern regions of Holland be named Nordstadt? She quickly turned around heading toward where she had left Alucard and Argetni.
"Master-"
"I swear I'm going to drag your sorry ass to Paladin Anderson and let him use you as a pincushion if you don't let me go Alucard. . . ." Argetni growled from the headlock she allowed herself to be held in, as her creator chuckled, much amused at her annoyance.
Sighing, Seras turned right back around, deciding to head a little further east toward the brightest section of this town of Nordstadt. It couldn't be more than two kilometers away from where she was standing, and perhaps she would meet a kindly mortal along the way who could give her directions.
~*~*~*~*~
Letting Argenti free of the restraints, both stronger vampires chuckled as they watched Seras walk off from where the park, heading toward the city nearby.
"I think that Heinkel may have realized we're trespassing on Vatican territory Alucard." The succubus stated as she started walking in the same direction as Seras, waiting to see the Police Girl's reaction to her discovery. "Can you feel the presence of any of Iscariot's members, or am I just overreacting today?"
Nodding, Alucard kept pace with his master, seeing Seras holding the map and staring around at the buildings around the city. "No, Heinkel realizes that we're here. I can get us back in to our own country almost instantly, so let's just watch."
"Good. I don't feel like visiting Harker any time soon. He's a damned fool."
~*~*~*~*~
Seras Victoria stood with the ancient map balled in her right hand, shaking from the anger she was trying to contain. Now she had realized why in God's name she didn't recognize a bloody place they had traveled to. Alucard had pointed to Hannover, Germany, and blindly she followed her master's orders and landed the group in Vatican territory.
She did not need reprimanded by Harker again. . . . .
"I can't believe how bloody ignorant you are Lieutenant." Argetni smirked as she grabbed the map from Seras' hand, folding it properly before placing it in her pocket. "Any fool knows that Maastricht is south of Amsterdam, not due east."
"I WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE AN INCOMPETANT!"
Slapping Argetni hard across the cheek, Seras pulled her handgun, aiming it straight between the succubus' eyes, cocking the trigger as she spoke. "You know what my bullets are made of, and you know that if I empty enough rounds into your skull that you will not get up. So go ahead and try me, little Hellsing."
"Lieutenant Victoria! I order you to stand down!" Raising her own weapon, Argetni glared at the smaller vampire, annoyed that Seras was still holding her weapon. "Place your gun on the ground so we can get out of here before the Vatican sends its lackeys."
"YOU GOD DAMNED BITCH!" Seras screamed, shooting two of her mercury charged silver bullets straight between Argetni's eyes, reveling in the fact that the usually collected Argetni dropped her weapon and fell to the ground with a shriek from shock more than any other reason, shaking as she expelled the bullets from her skull. "IT IS TIME YOU LEARNED RESPECT!"
Unloading the clip in to Argetni's skull, Seras calmed immediately as the bullet casing fell from her handgun, placing it back into its holster on her hip.
Through all of the action, Alucard remained seated on a concrete wall and was now slowly applauding.
"What the hell do you want?" Seras snapped as she glanced over at Alucard after she noticed that Argetni would be all right, as she had already expelled the bullets and was regenerating the holes that the bullets had left.
"You finally have proved yourself Seras Victoria." With a smirk, Alucard stood from his perch on the concrete wall, helping Argetni to her feet after confiscating her gun. "And you have finally been humbled master."
"So this was all a lesson, master?" Seras whispered as she caught pace with the others, standing on the side of Alucard opposite Argetni.
"You'll pay for this Alucard. . . ." Argenti hissed, though she still leaned on her creator for support while she worked the mercury out of her veins.
"Of course I will. I just need to have some fun each decade."
