Hi. Trying desperately to remember chapter 9! It's probably not as good as the original, but what can you expect? ::sigh:: LISTENING TO AVRIL LAVIGNE!! She's awesome!!!! ::giggles:: I painted little black ties on my fingernails!! ::giggles insanely:: and………WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Please go read stuff by Orlijah and me, at the account name Estelijah. PLEASE!!!!! ^_^ Please read and review!

(at Bilbo's….dwelling?)

Frodo walked up to Bilbo's door, Sam following behind him. He knocked, and Bilbo opened the door.

"Why, hullo Frodo. Sam," he said, letting them in.

"Hello cousin Bilbo. How are you?" said Frodo.

"I'm fine, I'm fine," he said. They proceeded to talk about the weather, politics, and cement mixers, until there was a knock on the door. Frodo went to open it, Sam behind him, holding one of his pans just in case. Outside was a chicken, and she quickly flew inside.

"Bilbo!" said Joanna.

"Joanna! What are you doing here?" said Bilbo.

"I heard that Frodo was here. I wanted to see how hot he was for myself," said Joanna nonchalantly.

"Oh, alright. Well, I'm going off, I'll leave you all here to talk amongst yourselves," said Bilbo. Frodo's eyes widened, pleading silently for Bilbo not to leave him and Sam alone with this insane chicken. Bilbo didn't heed, and he went into another room. The chicken neared Frodo, and flew into his arms.

"Er…What are you doing?" he said.

"I like you. I think you're hot. Marry me Frodo," said Joanna.

"Er…." said Frodo. He was surprised, and dropped her.

"Ow! Wha'd you do that for?" she said indignantly.

"I don't want to marry you, Joanna," said Frodo.

"HUMPH! Fine! Be that way, Frodo Baggins!" she said angrily. She left Bilbo's house, and slammed the door. Frodo looked at Sam, who shrugged.

"Obsessive," said Sam.

"Yes, I think you're right Sam," said Frodo.

^_^ I'm weird. I love this story! Haha. Please review! Nobody reads this anymore because it's too long!!!! ::cries:: AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!!! Please review!!!!