DISCLAIMER
I own nothing but the plot and a few characters. Don't sue me.
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CHAPTER ONE
Kairi giggled insanely as she stared up at the blank white ceiling of her house.
Kairi: I see purple dots on the ceiling....
Just then, Riku pops out of nowhere and takes one look at Kairi.
Riku: *whispers to author* She's crazy....
Kairi: HEARD THAT!!
Riku: *coughs* Good for you....
Sora: HI!
Riku: Whoa...wait a minute...how'd you get in here?
Sora: Ah, the wonders of a keyboard...
Kairi: HELLO??? HAVE YOU PEOPLE FORGOTTEN IM HERE?!?!
Rikumi: *is sarcastic* No, we were going to write you out of the story.
Kairi: *dramatically runs around clutching her throat and pretends to die*
Rikumi, Riku, and Sora: YAY!!!
Riku: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!! THE WITCH IS DEAD AND GOOONEE!!!
Sora and Rikumi: AHHH!!! *clutches ears* MY EARS!!!!
Kairi: That voice of Riku's can wake the dead...
Riku: *snicker* That always works.
Sora: WHAT?? I CANT HEAR YOU!
Riku: *yells into Sora's ear* YOU'RE GAY!
Sora: No need to yell; I'm right here!! Sheesh...
Rikumi: Maybe if I back away slowly they won't notice I'm leaving...
Riku and Sora: WHERE YA THINK YOU GOIN'??
Rikumi: Drat.
Kairi: Why is Riku wearing a skirt?
Riku: *looks down* I AM NOT!!!
To be continued...
I own nothing but the plot and a few characters. Don't sue me.
-----------------------------------------
CHAPTER ONE
Kairi giggled insanely as she stared up at the blank white ceiling of her house.
Kairi: I see purple dots on the ceiling....
Just then, Riku pops out of nowhere and takes one look at Kairi.
Riku: *whispers to author* She's crazy....
Kairi: HEARD THAT!!
Riku: *coughs* Good for you....
Sora: HI!
Riku: Whoa...wait a minute...how'd you get in here?
Sora: Ah, the wonders of a keyboard...
Kairi: HELLO??? HAVE YOU PEOPLE FORGOTTEN IM HERE?!?!
Rikumi: *is sarcastic* No, we were going to write you out of the story.
Kairi: *dramatically runs around clutching her throat and pretends to die*
Rikumi, Riku, and Sora: YAY!!!
Riku: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!! THE WITCH IS DEAD AND GOOONEE!!!
Sora and Rikumi: AHHH!!! *clutches ears* MY EARS!!!!
Kairi: That voice of Riku's can wake the dead...
Riku: *snicker* That always works.
Sora: WHAT?? I CANT HEAR YOU!
Riku: *yells into Sora's ear* YOU'RE GAY!
Sora: No need to yell; I'm right here!! Sheesh...
Rikumi: Maybe if I back away slowly they won't notice I'm leaving...
Riku and Sora: WHERE YA THINK YOU GOIN'??
Rikumi: Drat.
Kairi: Why is Riku wearing a skirt?
Riku: *looks down* I AM NOT!!!
To be continued...
